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2023

02

Jun

Cindy Crawford Selfie of the Day

DAD IS THAT YOU!!

I know father’s day is right around the corner, but you didn’t have to get all dolled up for it…

Oh right, it’s pride month and being gay and happy has turned into cutting your dick off and being a drag queen….I get it…

Or maybe it’s just menopause and Cindy Crawford never had a dick to begin with…

I do know she wasn’t the super model of my eye in her prime….she was overrated, packaged, a LIE….but that lie is the foundation of other lies and here we fucking are still looking at her tits….

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2023

02

Jun

Surf Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Showing her Flexibility

Hottie Gets Dressed

Waterslide Ass

Fighting Bitches

Tipping the Wife while she’s Doing Chores

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2023

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like sand through the hour glass, May’s Mental Health Awareness Month has become June’s Gay Pride month of degeneracy…just like that….

The world appears to be a very very slutty place, even the grocery store is like sitting on pervert’s row at the strip club, from big tits hanging out of summer dresses, to big pussy hanging out of three inch long fitness shorts, to girls walking around in sheer lace tops and no bra, to girls walking around in bikini tops and I’m talking girls of all ages, all sizes, all tit size, all pussy size….

It’s like women are trying aggressively to save the species with their biological sex appeal…corporate executives to sugar baby looking students…collectively trying to give the boners…..

Making me think my future business plan and youtube channel will be in the physiotherapy realm, a little pelvic floor massages with my mouth…a very specific practice. TRUST THE SCIENCE….

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Jenna Jameson’s New Girlfriend
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Tennessee Defensive Line Does Splits for Livvy Dunne
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Demi Moore’s Striptease Throwback
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Halsey in a See Through Dress
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Gisele Heads to the Beach with LV
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20 Pics that Capture America
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Topless Cara Delevingne
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Em Rata Big Cleavage in Glasses
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Legs being Racy
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Hailey Bieber’s Heating Things Up
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Lindsay Vonn Goes for a Wake Surf
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Raccoon Runs Out of Grapes
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Electric Car Catches Fire
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Cindy Kimberly See Through
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Kristin Cavallari’s Husband Jay Cutler Deals with the Haters
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Maze-Solving Competition
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3 Seconds of Every Breaking Bad Episode
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10 Water Tower Collapses
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Pregnant Rihanna Urges You to Use a Condom
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Rhea Mae Wins Self Produced Bikini Video
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The World’s Hottest Athlete Goes for a Jog in Briefs
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Motorcycle Hill Climb Race
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Octopus Punches Fish
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History’s Favorite Hairstyles
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Maddy Petsch in Vogue
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Race Driver Lindsay Brewer has a Boat Day
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Pressure Cooker Explodes
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People escaping death by tree
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Bella Thorne Shows Off her Ring
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Gia Duddy – Rookie WAG Becomes Influencer
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Taylor Swift in a Dress
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Sophia Bush in a Dress
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Shanina Shaik in Bike Shorts
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Sadie Stanley in Dress
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Sofia Vergara on the Streets
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Lily James in a Tank Top
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Leah Michele in Shorts
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Juno Temple in a Crop Top
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Hilary Duff Whorin’
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Mom of the Year
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8 Acts that Make You A Whore
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Skye Blue in Bath
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22 People Having a Shit Day
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2023

01

Jun

Dove Cameron Titty Shadow of the Day

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Dove Cameron may be a weird child star that seems like she’s a victim of trauma based mind control, or at least the abuse from a weird industry that gets them put on all the anti-depressants they can with their bullshit mental health diagnosis despite mental health being a fucking myth…..

What I am saying is that she looks like a teen cutter who works at the Dairy Queen, where she shows off her scars like they are trophies and at night she runs a tumblr where she posts up poetry and pictures of demons…you know an all around happy girl…

Luckily, her artistry and whoredom have united with this slutty selife, that’s really just a perky tit shadow, but that’s a perky tit and a skinny waste shadow, which you could pretty much jack off to and that’s fucking interesting…isn’t it…

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2023

01

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the satanic agenda is trying to get the normies, easily convinced, half retards who are getting experimental gene therapy, rocking flags of countries they don’t care about, cutting off their titties, dicks and shemalin’ it….when you’re an outsider, a reclusive agoraphobic who has been locked away in my own bubble for decades, it’s fucking weird to see everyone on the same script…..

It’s almost like they have mind controlling parasites in their brain….it’s almost like you’d get those parasites from eating shit….it’s almost like they’ve marketed the asshole, which is otherwise a pretty gross, disease ridden hole, as some coveted glorious hole in the bathroom stall of the truck stop….

So the thong, clearly part of that asshole and feces propaganda, since it is inefficient at covering the asshole, almost like they want this to be a thing, underwear that doesn’t cover assholes, what a fucking thing…

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2023

01

Jun

Krysten Ritter Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Krysten Ritter, the Skinny Gothic probably in her 40s at this point in time, but that probably doesn’t upset the virgin nerds who are still in love with her after all these years, especially since her body’s still skinny and even if her vagina is hanging out after childbirth and no fat or muscle to hold it in, it’s not a deal breaker when matters of the heart are at play..

She’s in a selife, in a messy room, where she’s trying on a lot of fetish gear, at least based on the couch in the pic, some GIRLS IN MESSY ROOM porn, and she’s got the most ridiculous fuck me boots on, some vampire looking things, and a LATEX or PVC dress for you to imagine the cum rollin off….

Point of the story, this is as pornographic adjacent as you’ll get and the funny thing is that I saw a normie on the street in basically the same outfit yesterday, only she had red ripped fishnets on, and I thought…”this is a thing, what a life”….because my “I walked to school 50 miles a day in my day” is “I remember when you had to pay strip club cover charges to see girls dressed like this”….
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2023

01

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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TITTY DROPS!

I think one of the most important things a woman can do with her tits, is probably something you wish you could do with your repressed testicles, and that’s let the fuckingf drop…

It’s just a what’s the point of having tits if you’re not going to produce content around you letting them bounce out of your shirt, bra, bikini top, whatever, so long as it comes with full reverb, like it’s in the midst of a civilization ending earthquake, like they are sitting on the trampoline while a fat chick practices her fat flips, just a jiggle to flash, rather than just a flash…the artistry, inspiring, but the tits, even more inspiring…

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2023

01

Jun

Rita Ora Sauna Selfie of the Day

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Rita Ora is into health and wellness, I guess now that she’s married, she realizes she has to maintain a level of hotness to keep her rich man happy, but maybe she’s just a vapid idiot who puts all her worth into her tits and is realizing that as she reaches her 30s the metabolism has given up on her, the tits have sagged on her, and the whole level of dumpy rot is depressing….so she’s doing workouts and she’s doing saunas…

Luckily, as a pervert that I am, I can see this for what it is in my imagination, which is a topless chick that just had a few loads dumped on her, giving her that glazed look like some freshly KILNED pottery….

Then she proceeded to give a SFW tutorial on her fuck moves that led to her getting glazed like that DONUT her big tits probably crave now that she’s been starving them out…

The whole thing is a good time….

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2023

01

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I may not be seen as a fashion icon, but in a world where the Kardashians are fashion icons, I don’t need that bullshit list….but it would probably be lucrative, especially since everyone dresses like a homeless pile of dirtbag dog shit now….I missed my calling…

But I can say with confidence the hottest trend of all time, one that bitches carry with them at all times, is the tanline…

So whether they are smearing chemicals on their body due to fear of the sun thanks to brainwashed mind control, or if they are actually out in the sun being active half naked, the TANLINE brings the boners and here’s some tanlines bringing the boners….because boners are the meaning of life…no homo….without them…no more humans…so it’s just science you queers.

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2023

01

Jun

Megan Fox in a Sheer Wife Beater of the Day

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Megan Fox may be old as shit, she may have been born a man, at least according to her own self deprecating in an interview when she referred to herself as a TRANNY, which for those of you who don’t know, despite your decades of jerking off to TRANNY porn, that’s a No-No word….

The point is, I find her a broken down, beat the fuck down, pile of dog shit that looks more like a blown through sugar baby on OnlyFans trying to make rent money, you know the kind of trash with visible lipo scars for her fake ass injections……

But she’s still Megan Fox, with her lame attention seeking pervert handler, side show, circus clown boyfriend…and the leather pussied, if she even has a pussy, but assuming it’s a bio pussy, it’s likely as scar tissue ridden as an inside out neo pussy, is rocking a wife beater, no bra, like the 90s Warped Tour crowd….and I’m into it….

Mainly because I saw a chick in the same kind of shirt yesterday, full fucking hard nipple and I’ve been thinking about it and replaying it in my head the last 24 hours and this old timer, along with reminding me of the early 2000s farce of marketed hot chicks being marketed to us, she’s reminding me of actual hot tits with similar fashion sense who ARE NOT going through menopause in front of our very eyes…

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