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Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Louise Mikkelsen for Vogue Spain by Purienne of the Day

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As a diabetic sugar addict I would argue that Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cherry danish, or really any danish…because I eat my sads…

But looking at her gives me sads that lead me to eating Danish, because I’m not rich enough to eat the right Danish, which is this Danish…

A model, may lack personality, may be vapid and superficial and lazy because everything has been handed to them all their life…but they don’t lack a willingness to get naked for magazines, including VOGUE SPAIN which I guess is doing nudity now that Playboy doens’t…

Put that name on the map, get seen…book Victoria’s Secret…find a billionaire…go on free trips to fun and luxurious places and make babies…

It’s been done with models before her, yet new tits like old tits, are still tits I want to see…

The photographer is Purienne, one of the best in nude models, probably ripped off by instagram over and over again…but still doing it up…and it’s good.

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2016

Apr

Joan Smalls Does INstagram of the Day

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Joan Smalls is actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because taking them down in a rape fetish scene would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…

Celebrated, richer than your Puerto Rican cleaning lady…being inappropriate on social media…I dig it..

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2016

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Topless for her Concert Tour of the Day

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Whenever I type “instagram” in my web browser, it automatically prompts Selena Gomez’s instagram….which is pretty fucking annoying, considering I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, but maybe it’s a deal she made with Google to help become the biggest account on instagram..because in the event you didn’t know…all the media you are exposed to is decided by GOOGLE or FACEBOOK and you are just puppets clicking on ads they are getting paid on…that’s why they are multi billion dollar properties…

That said, Selena Gomez child star dated Bieber, hangs out with Taylor Swift and has a lwo level understanding of song and dance, realizing that there is more money and fun in merchandise and concert tours…than being paid a shitty day rate to be on a shitty show…so she puts her money and energy into that…even though she’s not that good and not that hot…it’s just what all these attention seeking, overpaid, child stars who are rich and entitled need for their ego…a live audience cheering them on as they sing songs written by other people…

In promoting her upcoming, probably sold out, thanks to people being idiots tour…she posting toples spics and she also does a Big New Stage Reveal….no one cares about..but I guess it’s unboxing…for the rich and famous child sstar wearing lululemom pants…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 22, 2016 at 11:26am PDT

Look she also does Boomerang Dances

A video posted by Official Revival Tour (@revivaltour) on Apr 25, 2016 at 9:41am PDT

All really uninteresting, but I guess I’m not her target market of retard tween..

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2016

Apr

Rita Ora Finally Gets Into the New of the Day

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Rita Ora is some UK slut who has been passed around from DJs to Rappers to Kardashians to Famous Drummers to whoever the fuck else she’s been able to prostitute herself to in order to keep getting invited to the groupie parties…

She’s positioned herself as an “artist” with a Record deal, but I see her more of a sugar baby trying her best to use her tits and celebrity to get in bed with the right guys…all while robbing Rihanna of her Identity – in efforts to be the next Rihanna…but she’ll never be the next Rihanna…she’s been around too long and people don’t care enough about her to bother.

Now the story is that she’s the girl, or one of the girls Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with, who Beyonce has putt into her song, probably because Jay-Z signed Rita Ora as a TIDAL artist and this fake controversy gets people talking about them and their billion dollar or more project…yeah…that makes sense…

Seeing as the TIDAL PR stunt is called LEMONADE, it included an HBO special, and Rita wore lemons on a bra – days before that happened…planting the seed saying “IT WAS ME, YOU’LL FIND OUT SUNDAY”…to get people to talk about all these assholes, using the most basic of tactics to take your fucking money.

I think the fact that LEMONADE has 10 writers or more on the song would clearly open you morons to the fact that Beyonce isn’t a genius, or as the media describes “Making music for black women”>..she’s manipulating all you idiots..and this is just part of it..

I figure, Rita Ora’s people feel bad for her, so it makes sense to help get her get press instead of using some other girl…

The machine continues to trick all you simpletons….with nonsense..

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2016

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

Apr

Twitch User Suspended for Showing Her Vagina of the Day

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Her instagram name is @lea__may …

She was once a TWITCH user…a platform I don’t fuck with because I don’t watch videogames or play videogames or watch people play videogames…not even hot chicks.. and if I did play videogames, I would not use twitch..not even for the pussy…I just can’t see it being a fetish…but then again, nerds fucking love hot chicks who have the same interests…it is nerd Spanish Fly…it is the nerd trap…and hot girls have milked how easy it is to exploit nerds…and I find that a whole level of bullying – the kind that turns nerds into rapists and pushes them further into their social awkwardness…

All this to say her TWITCH got deleted for 30 days because she flashed her pussy…and figured that’s enough of a reason to celebrate her and her most slutty instagram pics….

And in 30 days she’ll make 10 times the money..she die…VAGINA gets fame….She’s already done Playboy, so her famewhoring, vagina flashing, is all part of her marketing strategy…

So getting rich playing Videogames can happen.

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2016

Apr

Couple in the Barcelona Train Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Monk Fight

Surprise KO

Alabama Dead Body Transport

Cop Saves Bridge Jumper

Dukes of Hazard Jumping

Sexy Knife Fight

NYC Subway Brawl

Black Students Ask White Teacher About the New 20

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People say that social media is making people stressed and anxious. It gives them feelings of inadequacies because people don’t like and follow them. All while making weird dudes who created the platforms billions of dollars….

I say that it is only depressing because people are flimsy and inconsistent. There was a time I would wake up to 10 – 20 nudes…

Today…I woke up to one 1/2 nude…

I started this site for the nudes back in 2004. Not the money…and now the nudes are drying up…and if I had a soul, I would imagine I’d feel depressed…or that this is what sadness is…unfortunately I don’t have a soul…so I don’t really care…but I will say..I’ll miss all the random, strange, peculiar vagina.

This is tragedy. This is what people felt after the earthquakes in Japan, the Tsunami, the Ebola Crisis…it must be..

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Ellie Goulding Black Leather…
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Leo Saves the Planet
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Katy Perry Nubby Legs…
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Gold Scammers caught in the act
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Dude Destroys Plane After Getting Fired…
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Twitch User Suspended for Posting Vagina
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No Makeup Sluts
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Slut at Coachella
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Girls in Sports Bras
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my week was not trying to convince a fat girl at the karoke bar to let me watch her fat boyfriend in shorts drinking a McDonald’s milkshake eat her out in the bathroom…but it was up there…

I consistently forget all the excitement that happens when trying to convince people the 20 year old I am with is a escort, so that they offer her money I can take a cut of to buy myself more drinks..

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Claudia Jordan _ Slut in a Pink Bikini
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Ariel Winter’s Big Reduced Tits in a Sheer Top
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Australian Politician Sets River on Fire
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Ted Cruz Lookalike – Gets Porn Deal – Leaks Nudes – Terrifying
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Boat in Costa Rica Capsizes
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Everyone is in the New Twin Peaks
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Lap Dance…
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Ariel Winter’s Fat Ass in Shorts
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Rihanna Fat Ass in Concert
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Someone Called the Cops on James Kingston….the Free Climbing Mental case
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Sliding Down a Massive Hill
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Jodie Foster Looks Like a Lesbian
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Japanese Hospital – Surgeon Tryouts
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Funny Ice Cream Vendor
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Gwen Stefani Skinny in Jeans
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Navy Seals Parachute Into a Football Stadium
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Dudes Eating a 5lb GYRO
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Shay Mitchell in a BRa Top
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Sara Bareilles Braless
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Joanna Krupa Tits in Gold for her 37th Birthday
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Virtual Reality Breakdown
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Tights and Tits in a See Through in Vancouver Following Rihanna
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Uber Passenger Med Student Brat – Got Fired
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Rihanna’s Full Concert
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Kate Beckinsale in a Silky Top
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Sara Jean Underwood Ass Shot
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The New Lil KIm is Terrifying
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Sports Bra
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Lily Aldridge Tits
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X-Men Apocalypse Trailer…
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Kim Kardashian VS Kyle Jenner Gunts
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Gabrielle Toth NUDE in P Magazine
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2016

Apr

Megan Fox in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox staged her latest publicity stunt – to carry her through her divorce by some family planning with her captor David from 90210, her childhood crush, who has knocked her up a few times before, in keeping up with her family planning…by getting pregnant again..And what better way to do this publicity stunt, than to hire the paparazzi to document the whole thing, play that media…

I thought Megan Fox was done a long time ago….so seeing her in a bikini in and of itself isn’t exciting, throw in a visible pregnancy, and its really not exciting, but it’s happened, it’s here…take it in…because it’s only going to get worse…even if it’s already bad.

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