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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Apr

Bella Thorne Gone Topless of the Day

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It was bound to happen sooner than later…it happens to all these young girls who get a taste of celebrity or male attention. They are too young to really decipher or navigate it, even if they are likely 40 years old pretending to be some 18 year old slutty it girl…

Bella Thorne didn’t start out as an instagram star,she was what I think the “youngest” in a family that moved to LA from Florida to create child stars. Egotistical and lazy parents who
saw dollars signs in their offspring…she started out on some Disney level shit, that her PR team decided to maximize at 17, even though she was clearly not 17, to garner interest from the perverts who don’t want to be “That” perverted, so they choose almost 18 year olds to jerk off to…it’s not as bad…

Well, she got caught up in the pervert audience, it is direct immediate response to her already eager for attention, bratty ego…and she keeps going more and more aggressive…which I’m sure we all saw coming…or hoped would be coming…while you are cuming…because you gotta always reinvent your slut, otherwise it gets boring…”oh great, another gym pic”…and people give up on you…but you love that people are into you…

Well..here she is topless in thong…gateway to sex tape…response to controlling her own content…and the audience that is really into it…30 year old perverts like you

Not quite naked enough – but it will happen..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

Apr

Ariel Winter Sloppy Leg Vagina Shot of the Day

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Is this an Ariel Winter vagina flash?

I just don’t really care to zoom in to see the labia, because I’m not into chubby girls, even rich chubby girls, even 18 year old chubby girls, because they represent an era of chubby girls, where skinny isn’t celebrated like it once was, because skinny requires work, and work is something these entitled cunts don’t like doing, when they can just put on leggings, stretch them out, and have dude who like thick girls thanks to rap videos, fuck them…because dudes will fuck anything..

There is nothing more disgusting than an 18 year old body that is anything but tight….seeing sloppy cellulite and no shape…is just a sign of the mess that is to come…not to mention the strain on the healthcare system…but ok..keep eating that fast food and sitting around watching screens…you lazy fucks…and keep saying how healthy you are…it is easier than hitting the gym…

I don’t hate Ariel Winter, I never watched Modern Family. I just hate what she represents and that is that every 18 year old I meet on tinder, then in clubs, is built to move furniture…rather than to ride dick…because that takes too much effort…and that’s not what being 18 is about..

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2016

Apr

Louise Mikkelsen for Vogue Spain by Purienne of the Day

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As a diabetic sugar addict I would argue that Louise Mikkelsen is a Danish, who may not be as good as a cheese danish, or a cherry danish, or really any danish…because I eat my sads…

But looking at her gives me sads that lead me to eating Danish, because I’m not rich enough to eat the right Danish, which is this Danish…

A model, may lack personality, may be vapid and superficial and lazy because everything has been handed to them all their life…but they don’t lack a willingness to get naked for magazines, including VOGUE SPAIN which I guess is doing nudity now that Playboy doens’t…

Put that name on the map, get seen…book Victoria’s Secret…find a billionaire…go on free trips to fun and luxurious places and make babies…

It’s been done with models before her, yet new tits like old tits, are still tits I want to see…

The photographer is Purienne, one of the best in nude models, probably ripped off by instagram over and over again…but still doing it up…and it’s good.

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2016

Apr

Joan Smalls Does INstagram of the Day

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Joan Smalls is actually not small….she’s a Puerto Rican model and if you’ve ever stood next to a model…especially one in heels…they freakishly look down at you as they talk and you’re not sure whether you want to climb them like they were a tree and you were 7 before falling and breaking your leg..or if you want to let them just peg the fuck out of you…because taking them down in a rape fetish scene would prove to be too hard for you to pull off…not that you have a rape fetish…I mean that would make you a predator..when we all know you’re just a nice guy…

I think she’s done Victoria’s Secret, you know as the “black enough” character they need to be relatable and not criticized by the media
for being racists…

Celebrated, richer than your Puerto Rican cleaning lady…being inappropriate on social media…I dig it..

Posted in:JOAN SMALLS|SFW

2016

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Topless for her Concert Tour of the Day

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Whenever I type “instagram” in my web browser, it automatically prompts Selena Gomez’s instagram….which is pretty fucking annoying, considering I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, but maybe it’s a deal she made with Google to help become the biggest account on instagram..because in the event you didn’t know…all the media you are exposed to is decided by GOOGLE or FACEBOOK and you are just puppets clicking on ads they are getting paid on…that’s why they are multi billion dollar properties…

That said, Selena Gomez child star dated Bieber, hangs out with Taylor Swift and has a lwo level understanding of song and dance, realizing that there is more money and fun in merchandise and concert tours…than being paid a shitty day rate to be on a shitty show…so she puts her money and energy into that…even though she’s not that good and not that hot…it’s just what all these attention seeking, overpaid, child stars who are rich and entitled need for their ego…a live audience cheering them on as they sing songs written by other people…

In promoting her upcoming, probably sold out, thanks to people being idiots tour…she posting toples spics and she also does a Big New Stage Reveal….no one cares about..but I guess it’s unboxing…for the rich and famous child sstar wearing lululemom pants…

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Apr 22, 2016 at 11:26am PDT

Look she also does Boomerang Dances

A video posted by Official Revival Tour (@revivaltour) on Apr 25, 2016 at 9:41am PDT

All really uninteresting, but I guess I’m not her target market of retard tween..

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

Apr

Rita Ora Finally Gets Into the New of the Day

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Rita Ora is some UK slut who has been passed around from DJs to Rappers to Kardashians to Famous Drummers to whoever the fuck else she’s been able to prostitute herself to in order to keep getting invited to the groupie parties…

She’s positioned herself as an “artist” with a Record deal, but I see her more of a sugar baby trying her best to use her tits and celebrity to get in bed with the right guys…all while robbing Rihanna of her Identity – in efforts to be the next Rihanna…but she’ll never be the next Rihanna…she’s been around too long and people don’t care enough about her to bother.

Now the story is that she’s the girl, or one of the girls Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with, who Beyonce has putt into her song, probably because Jay-Z signed Rita Ora as a TIDAL artist and this fake controversy gets people talking about them and their billion dollar or more project…yeah…that makes sense…

Seeing as the TIDAL PR stunt is called LEMONADE, it included an HBO special, and Rita wore lemons on a bra – days before that happened…planting the seed saying “IT WAS ME, YOU’LL FIND OUT SUNDAY”…to get people to talk about all these assholes, using the most basic of tactics to take your fucking money.

I think the fact that LEMONADE has 10 writers or more on the song would clearly open you morons to the fact that Beyonce isn’t a genius, or as the media describes “Making music for black women”>..she’s manipulating all you idiots..and this is just part of it..

I figure, Rita Ora’s people feel bad for her, so it makes sense to help get her get press instead of using some other girl…

The machine continues to trick all you simpletons….with nonsense..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini Because Ryan Seacrest Fucked Her of the DAy

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Julianne Hough has been Ryan Seacrest’s public girlfriend. I heave heard that Ryan Seacrest is this manic, ego, narcissistic freak who has a little dick, a lot of money and cocaine, and likes to buy random girls from the internet 10s of thousands of dollars of lingerie..before fucking them up the ass and slapping them around a little…he also makes them sign NDAs and check their cellphones at the door….while juggling a bunch of busty blondes…some of whom I’ve met that he was playing against each other..none have anything good to say about him….

But Julianne Hough, the dancer with a dancer’s body is probably less fragile than those other girls, I’ve fucked dancers…and their core strength and hip control…leads to great fucking times…so even if you think she’s overrated, not that hot, annoying when she acts and sings and should have stuck to professional dancing the good old fashioned way – as a stripper…she’s still got a great body…that could ride you for at least the length of a song…she’s trained for this…and that’s probably the best thing she has to offer the world…she just hasn’t realized that…but she has put on a bikini.

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2016

Apr

Twitch User Suspended for Showing Her Vagina of the Day

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Her instagram name is @lea__may …

She was once a TWITCH user…a platform I don’t fuck with because I don’t watch videogames or play videogames or watch people play videogames…not even hot chicks.. and if I did play videogames, I would not use twitch..not even for the pussy…I just can’t see it being a fetish…but then again, nerds fucking love hot chicks who have the same interests…it is nerd Spanish Fly…it is the nerd trap…and hot girls have milked how easy it is to exploit nerds…and I find that a whole level of bullying – the kind that turns nerds into rapists and pushes them further into their social awkwardness…

All this to say her TWITCH got deleted for 30 days because she flashed her pussy…and figured that’s enough of a reason to celebrate her and her most slutty instagram pics….

And in 30 days she’ll make 10 times the money..she die…VAGINA gets fame….She’s already done Playboy, so her famewhoring, vagina flashing, is all part of her marketing strategy…

So getting rich playing Videogames can happen.

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2016

Apr

Couple in the Barcelona Train Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Monk Fight

Surprise KO

Alabama Dead Body Transport

Cop Saves Bridge Jumper

Dukes of Hazard Jumping

Sexy Knife Fight

NYC Subway Brawl

Black Students Ask White Teacher About the New 20

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People say that social media is making people stressed and anxious. It gives them feelings of inadequacies because people don’t like and follow them. All while making weird dudes who created the platforms billions of dollars….

I say that it is only depressing because people are flimsy and inconsistent. There was a time I would wake up to 10 – 20 nudes…

Today…I woke up to one 1/2 nude…

I started this site for the nudes back in 2004. Not the money…and now the nudes are drying up…and if I had a soul, I would imagine I’d feel depressed…or that this is what sadness is…unfortunately I don’t have a soul…so I don’t really care…but I will say..I’ll miss all the random, strange, peculiar vagina.

This is tragedy. This is what people felt after the earthquakes in Japan, the Tsunami, the Ebola Crisis…it must be..

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Elizabeth Banks in Power Ranger Outfit
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Ellie Goulding Black Leather…
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Leo Saves the Planet
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Katy Perry Nubby Legs…
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Gold Scammers caught in the act
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Dude Destroys Plane After Getting Fired…
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Twitch User Suspended for Posting Vagina
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Slut at Coachella
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