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2016

04

May

Vita Sidorkina for TREATS! of the Day

I already posted Vita Sidorkina today, because she’s magical and amazing…from Russia but not in the sex trade..in the Victoria’s Secret trade and this is part of their marketing of her, put her naked in everything, like some kind of pornographers in the panty business, who don’t want anyone to know they are pornographers, because they have stores in malls in Christian America and you know how Christians are about keeping the smut out…they are more into keeping it in the preacher’s office with children hoping…not in PANTIES ADVERTISING AND SELLING….

This is for TREATS!, the hub for sugar daddies to find eligible slutty immigrants to fuck for money and / or the good life…#modeling…

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2016

04

May

Kylie Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin…

I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands…

But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them….

The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders…

I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that…

“Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”…

All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out…

HOW IS THIS NEWS…

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2016

04

May

Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day

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I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it…

There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits…

She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER…

I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents…

Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover..

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN TIGHT CLOTHING CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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2016

04

May

Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

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I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit…

But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits..

The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge…

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2016

04

May

Montana Lower Naked for Simon Everiss of the DAy

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Montana Lower should lower herself on all of your dicks, because when a girl is out there trying to get famous or seen, she should be the one doing the work…not the other way around…

Why should you try to prove yourself by making her cum, or even squirt, like some asshole trying to live up to the sexts he sent on TINDER to get to this moment of fucking in the first place….forcing a motherfucker to practically have a heart attack by fucking her athletically like some kind of fitness guru as she just lays there as the hot girl..banging the fuck out of her as she watches and checks her instagram likes…or googles herself to see if anything happened on social while she’s out “socializing” to get ahead…

It’s all part of the biz…

If Montana Lower is not interested in getting famous, seen or noticed, and is just having a good time and dealing with being a cute girl…and the struggles being cute…by posting to instagram and doing these “shoots”…naked…and I’m wrong about her intentions…of trying to get rich, famous, or fucked by the rich and famous…I’d be surprised..since all girls, every single one of them is an opportunist using sex appeal to get ahead…you know…FEMINSM…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY..

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2016

04

May

Vita Sidorkina for RUSSH Magazine #69 of the Day

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Vita Sidorkina is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…(see previous post on Nadine Leopold)….

She’s working the media, she was in LUI Magazine recenlty, where I wrote the same thing about her, because I know nothing about her and I’ve never really heard of her before, so I figure I’ll just repeat what I already said, it’s not like people read this shit anyway…

She’s a 22 year old Russian goodness with some fake lookin tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…or at least letting Victoria’s Secret team that is fully connected and rich enough to buy placement for their models in magazines, usually topless, to get people talking….then for other brands…because with that on their “Property Of VS stamp”…on their inner labia, because VS create and own all their girls…modern day human trafficking…that the girls love because it makes them feel ‘Legit”…and the industry eats it up like they are legit..creating stars…CREATING starts….through nudity…

I guess what I am saying is that I like her, but I really like that she’s licking an apple for dinner, what models should be doing…low calorie. Stay skinny…

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2016

04

May

Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day

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I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys…

On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game…

She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter…

She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent…

She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around…

I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness…

She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick…

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2016

04

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content…

They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience…

It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer…

I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong.

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2016

04

May

Kendall Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is being marketed as a TOP MODEL….and is getting jobs TOP MODELS once got, but we can only blame the media for that.

It’s up there with the TRUMP situation, that as a Canadian I don’t really have an opinion on, other than the simple fact that America is dumbed down, into social media and don’t know quality or substance, they just know or understand pop culture and commercial mainstream success and like drones follow the leader…

But the media, journalists, people who are educated and supposed to be behind the scenes informing the people are just as PC and retarded as the people digesting the content….

So instead of saying Kendall is a vapid little cunt, with an unmemorable look or face, but she happens to be the better looking skinny one from the horrible marketing machine that is the Kardashians…the shittiest brand in America..that America created and made rich as fuck….

Instead of saying brands only use her for her following, because they know she wants to be a model, and that magazine want to be on her good side so she tags them on instagram….instead of saying she’s a fucking lie…they perpetuate it..

I assume you that you only know what kendall looks like because they’ve showed her to you 40-50 times a day – and not because she’s inspiring or perfect for the shoot or campaign…

It’s exposure I hope leads to her premature death…because this low quality shit must end…

GARBAGE….V Magazine have historically been the biggest suck ups to celebrities to get hits…they are fucking garbage…they can try to make shit seem artistic or high concept – but when you cast a cunt like kendall, a fucking commerical puppet, it’s a fucking ad..

THIS IS AN AD!!!!

DIE DIE DIE

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2016

04

May

Lena Hardt BOOBS for Document Journal of the Day

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Her name is Lena Hardt…HARDT…HARD….HARD like a dick may have been looking at tits back before they were fucking everywhere, but not Hard like a dick may have been back in the days when tits were more an exclusive thing…where you’d be like “OMG TITS”…even though you can still be “Omg TITS”…but not when the tits are like this, in some high concept silly fashion shoot, but rather when they are smacking me in the face..

Model tits are something I’ve always liked enough to look at, but they aren’t the most feminine of tits, especially when they are on this tall, skinny, hard faced German possible Nazi because German was the hub of Nazis before they were TRUMP Supporters but they generally pretend that Nazi never happened…because Germans have a certain intensity…and here’s their own Lena Hardt for DOCUMENT JOURNAL….a fashion magazine.

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