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2016

05

May

Caity Lotz in Thailand of the Day

Caity Lotz is on the show Arrow, but if you’ve ever heard of Caity Lotz you already knew that….I have never seen Arrow, I just know it’s one of those nerd shows produced by the Canadians who did Battlestar Galactica and other low budget, cheesy shot nonsense that social awkward, probably virgins get hooked into and obsessed with…

She was a Dancer, touring with Avril Lavigne and Lady Gaga, starring in music videos…so I consider her a failed stripper…

I hate entitled brats who don’t follow their destiny…because they have rich parent, or connections that get them dancing professionally but not in the right way….

She’s in Thailand on a lesbian adventure of self discovery and this is her bikini…she’s 29…and put them on her social media…because that’s what people do these days.

She looks like Maitland Ward if Maitland Ward went to the gym…not a good thing…

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2016

05

May

Charlotte McKinney Feet of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still really popular with the guys who like average faced girls because they are relatable….not that you notice her average face, or her average face even matters, thanks to ridiculously massive natural tits…that aren’t relatable at all and that you know she only uses on guys who have money or can advance her career – making her totally unrelatable…but still cheesy as fuck, like a Florida bottle service waitress…but not South Beach or even Miami…we’re talking some middle of state venue filled with white bros with golf shirts….

I guess what I am saying is TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

And I’m just using her foot fetish pic for the perverts to bring those titty pics back up…because people fucking love her…TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A GOLD DRESS THAT PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

05

May

Bregje Heinen for Elle Spain of the DAy

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Her name is Bregje Heinen. She’s a model. She’s worked for Vicotoria’s Secret and her name sounds like she’s gagging on a cock…something that could be seen as exciting, or disgusting.

I used to fuck a really dirty girl who spoke dutch….and who I would make speak Dutch while fucking her up the ass.

She wasn’t an Amsterdam hooker, she was probably far dirtier than that…you see the Amsterdam hookers are tested, while this bitch was just a “fill me with your cum i want your baby”…kind of pig…looking for a Canadian Passport, I guess that happens sometimes…

I had just met and who clearly did that with everyone…probably tired of being a street kid, living as a squatter in a loft with no running water…

But despite her being trash, I felt was having a cultural experience because she was imported all the way from Europe like she was Ikea…but more unshowered, homeless, and addicted to street drugs….

The sounds she made while fucking sounded like this bitch’s name “Bregje”…”Bregje”….”Bregje”…but in her defense I had my fingers halfway down her throat..

Posted in:Bregje Heinen|SFW

2016

05

May

Elsa Hosk is On a PHotoshoot of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat….and not in the way I’d want her shoved down my throat..vagina first….and more a shoved down my throat by being in videos or magazines that are pretty much all the fucking same, but till a hot half naked Swedish chick, which is worth looking at, as a distraction in this world that has real fucking problems, but you chronic masturbating primates love being distracted by bullshit…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

05

May

Fisherman Thought Sex Doll Was an Angel and Other Videos of the DAy

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Topless for Trump

Trash Man is a Piano Man

Girl Gets Run Over

Man Survives Suicide Attempt

Dog Gets Gifted a Dog

Plane Touches Down Too Soon

Russian Catches Fish with his Dick

Homeless Couple of the Day

Street “Thug” and His Girl…

One More Time…from a Different Angle…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sombrero wearing white people drinking margaritas and eating boxed fajitas day!

Sombreros are the black face to Mexicans… you Cultural appropriating entitled college kids who are the first to call people cultural appropriating…while rocking out for cinco de mayonnaise…

It’s a good day to be a Mexican Restaurant…

Here are some morning links…drink…

So Many Wet Girls
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Channing Tatum in a Magic Mike…
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Miley With her Boyfriend / Fiance Not Being Mental…
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Koutney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit…
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Rumer Willis Got her Jawline Bullied.
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The Tokyo Garage of Lambos
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Pregnant Megan Fox
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Lawn Mower Racing
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Lee Daniels Backs Down from What He Said Like a Pussy
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Demi Lovato Fights with Nicki Minaj…
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Pretty Shitty Fucking Job
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Janet Jackson’s Pussy Must be beat the Fuck Up
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The Most Unexplained Videos of the Internet
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The Stangest Wifi Names
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2016

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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A friend I know is getting married like an idiot, when the world knows it is the worst decision he could make, yet, he’s still doing it…idiot…

But if you’re going to get married, you’re going to have a bachelor party and my advice to you is to not ever cheat on your bachelor party in some “one last night so it is ok bullshit”…and remember…it is always ok to be a man and to take what is yours..pussy…

Save the cheating for the night your wife thinks you’re at home alone watching Golden Girls reruns…

She will always ask about the bachelor party, fishing to catch you in a lie…she will never ask about the nights you’re at home alone watching golden girls reruns..

Yes. I watch Golden Girls reruns…DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY…

Pre Cinco De Mayo Mayonaise Party Because my Name is Jesus Maritnez

A Bunch of Great Asses
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Behati Pregnant in Underwear – Disgusting
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Sophia Vergara Gives the Finger
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Ariel Winter Showing Off Them Tits
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Janet Jackson Pregnant at 49
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Amy Schumer Putting Deoderant on her Thighs is Repulsive
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Mila Kunis – Spoon Sucker
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Lady Goes Off on Family at Walmart for Food Stamps
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Ice Speedway Crazy
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Slutty Zoe Saldana
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Ted Cruz Elbow – VS – Wife
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Popping Giant Balloon While Standing Inside It
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Amber Heard Pokies
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Jennifer Lopez – Aggressive Panty Flash
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sluts on Quads
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Demi Lovato is Mad Nicki Minaj Didn’t Tag Her On Instagram – Is This a Fucking Joke
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Koutney Kardashian in a One Piece
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Body Builder Smacks Around Dude with Mental Disability
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Sluts Sell Toys they Slept With
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Kate Beckinsale in a Tight Outfit
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Jessica Alba Walks on the Grass
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Kourtney Kardashian From the Back
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Jana Kramer is the Slut of the Day
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Dude Talking Shit Gets Knocked Out…
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Ukrainian SLuts
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Charlotte McKinney Big Gold Tits
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Sports Fan Chicks
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Bieber Getting Sued for Bullshit
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Lesson in Parking
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Angry Kangaroo
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Lea Michele New Face in Short Shorts
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Karrueche Tran – Bra Top
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Kanye Calls Kim a Pioneer
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Kanye Claims His Tour Will Be More Inspiring than Star Wars…
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Nerd Fan Girls
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Peaceful JUngle Music at a Mayan Temple
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Greek Whore in a Towel
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Tits GIF
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Maturbation GIrl
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Naked Skinny Chick
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Hot AMateur Body
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Trolling Porn Chicks
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

04

May

Britney Spears New Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Britney Spears, who is in her mid to late 30s and a mom of two has luckily been caged by her parents based on “mental health” loopholes….allowing them to keep her medicated, fit, performing, making them money…when she’d otherwise be dead of some overdose caused by her entitled, spoiled, child fame….and I find that inspiring..

If you’re gonna have kids, make them a solid return on investment, work them so you can sit around relaxing…

If you feel you need to encourage her with male attnetion…let her post some attention seeking pics to social media like:

“Bought three new swimsuits today This one is my favorite!”

Bikinis paid for With her allowance she gets off the money she makes…modeled while jacked up her twat…

Dreams…

THanks…Britney…always hitting baby one more time..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

04

May

Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

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I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day…

The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige…

She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened…

My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|SFW

2016

04

May

Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…