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2016

27

Apr

Jessica Alba Nipples Prepare for IPO of the DAy

Jessica Alba is trying to go PUBLIC and not just with her body in pics, rocking hard nipples on her mom implants, but with her company, and what better way to do that than to slut out in the paparazzi so that people talk about how great she is or how hot she still is leading them to buy more of her shitty lie of a product….assuming her body is a measure of how good they are for you…when really it’s just a sign of how little she actually works for them, she just goes to the office because there is an on site gym…

I like her more and more the older she gets, which is rare…I usually throw out expired milk…but I guess it occasionally turns into cheese..not that Alba has ever been anything but cheese….cheese I want to stick my dick in bro…

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2016

27

Apr

Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt of the Day

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Mangled face Kylie Jenner must be a Parody of her sister. I am thinking she’s wearing a Kim Kardashian mask that her plastic surgeon stabled on her…allowing her to really milk her chubby, chubby that the family has learned how to make look like a shapely hip hop body through BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFTS and other fat transfers….

There is no way she looks in the mirror and says “I’m so hot”…but then again, these entitled cunts are all so vapid and vain…that they do think they are hot…even when they are monsters…

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2016

27

Apr

Big Tits on House of Cards of the Day

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Anastacia McPherson is the actress in House of Cards with the big tits that match her big belly…big tits that you will look at like she was your mom and you were a baby hungry to be fed, only your mom was a drug addict hooker who left you to starve, leading to you being taken away from the church, sold to American sex cult leaders, never to see her or her AIDS again…..not that I know anything about that…

But I do know about fat strippers, or actors hired to play fat strippers, and that is that they may have great tits, which is why you’re in the strip club in the first place, but the lap dances are lazy, less enthusastic, out of breath…and disgusting…hence why they charge less…except to black guys…who pay more for this kind of good time…

I’ve never seen House of Cards, I don’t know this actress who is not Elle Macpherson… but I’ve seen the tits on the show…and that seems like a better use of my time…big juicy tits…

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2016

27

Apr

Marloes Horst in Lingerie of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a model in lingerie who you know for other lingerie companies that brand models to belong to them – even when they work for other brands – it promotes them – until the end of time…

It’s called singing your body over to the devil…which is a mall brand low level high volume panty company that uses sweatshops to pay big money to the girls they hand pic…girls other brands – like this one…that isn’t their brand hire to feel like they are competing instead of finding their own damn girls…in a world where every girl wants to be a nude model…why bother paying the same average looking ones over and over again…take some risks people….if Victoria’s Secret jumps off a bridge – will you?

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2016

27

Apr

Troian Bellisario Humping a Bench of the Day

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Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those teen fuckers watch that shit, or did watch that shit before being more interested in the snapchat of the girls in the shit…rather than the shit the girls are in that makes you follow their snapchat in the first place…..a sign of the times…where celebrities only book TV shows for the solid pay day – but more importantly for the snapchat follows…

I don’t know who she is, how old she is, I am not wikipedia…but I do know she’s humping furniture in some magazine that reminds me of a horny nympho I used to know – who was alway grabbing at her pussy, rubbing it against things, just hony all the time, only never letting me up inside her…because girls hate me…even girls who fuck furniture instead of me…

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2016

27

Apr

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding Crotch Shot…is the best song she’s ever sung…it’s better than any of the garbage on the radio that we’ve been polluted with despite never asking to listen to it..in what I would consider EAR rape…

This is the best performance she’s ever had, better than any Coachella headline….it’s the best dress she’s ever worn…despite her soft little belly you think she’d use her famous chick money to tone…it’s the best thing she’s ever done…except maybe film herself suck dick…but I haven’t got access to that content…so I’ll just stare at her paparazzi pussy.

Now I know this isn’t that good, but either is her music…so it remains her best work yet…

I mean other than THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES or THIS SHOOT ABOUT HER NIPPLES ….

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2016

27

Apr

Sara Sampaio in Maxim of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is on the hustle.. the Portuguese model no one in Portugal has ever heard of…possibly because they are all busy fishing and too poor to own computers or Smart phones…or maybe she’s only made it in America as a Victoria’s Secret model who likes showing her tits outside of Victoria’s Secret but that’s all part of the Victoria’s Secret whoring of their girls because they basically have a tattoo on their foreheads…so that anything they do – always goes back to Victoria’s Secret…use other brands money to make you money..

I hate that these pictures are from Maxim because the old Maxim used to pay me for traffic, like all the big media companies used to do..and still do…from porn companies…to serve ads…it’s called CPCR…COST PER CLICK cheaper than Banners we Run….then Maxim turned around and started sending me takedown notices and legal threats..but not they are back, with better pictures and better models than the New Playboy…and I am almost into this skinny bitch, who owns being a skinny bitch posing…

They are typical pics, been done pics, but still good pics..

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2016

27

Apr

Elle Fanning Wants You to LIKE her Ass of the Day

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Recently turned 18 – Elle Fanning – wants you to like her ass on instagram…because posting butt shots on instagram is what the kids are doing and what the kids are all about…even the actors who have been acting their entire life..thanks to their sister who has also been acting her entire life…so much that she’s been Oscar nominated…that’s just the kind of hard working, or slave driving parents with a taste for money and fame and a love for what their genitals created do…

I can assume there is all kind of fucked up entitlement in her being rich, spoiled, coddled and forced into this world as the younger sister..

I can assume there is a level of narcissism and love for people celebrating them…by follows and comments and likes….and I can assume that the industry is so social media based she won’t get cast unless she’s active on the shit…and what better way to be active on the shit than to post slutty pics for attention…of ass….

I mean even the non famous girls are doing it and in love with themselves…manipulating all of us like the idiots we are…

In other younger sister of celebrity child stars – who are picking up where their sisters left off and are still working news….Elizabeth Olsen of Olsen Twin sister Fame…showed up to an event with her TITS….because where else were they supposed to go….

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2016

27

Apr

No Name Model Elizabeth Elam has Great Tits of the Day

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Her name is Elizabeth Elam she’s a model who is barely a model…at least in terms of fame, or me knowing her, or me following her, which is how I base relevance…since I follow EVERYONE…

But she’s got great tits, and great tits have taken average girls like Emily Rat Cow to the top, it’s safe to assume it’ll do the same for this Elizabeth Elam, except for the fact that so many girls have great tits and are showing them for free…marketed as a FEMINIST hustle…when really being anti feminist because they’ve made nudity a given instead of a treat…expected instead of celebrated….

The photographer’s name is Benjamin Skinas and She’s a great tits…

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2016

27

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz are so fucking weird. The virgin losers who fell in love with her in her spandex superhero outfit – despite being 14…because nerds just fucking love anything in spandex superhero outfit…even dudes…it’s just part of their psyche of being nerds who didn’t have friends pre-internet – where they could find likeminded nerds…forcing them to use their imagination and their comic books to stay entertained…something some of them still do for sex purposes thanks to social awkwardness…but more likely don’t have to do because they used their nerd brains to get nerd rich and rich gets all the pussy they could ever want – even when socially awkward…because hookers don’t care about the person behind the wallet they are fucking…

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