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Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty for Social Media of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a shitty popstar/actress since all actresses are popstars and she was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to when underage, mainly because you are perverts, but also because you’re sad and lonely…

It’s not your fault, America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do or have…some forbidden fruit…that we’ve known about since the Bible…making it seem like America wants you to sexualize young girls based on that alone…but I guess you can’t really argue that since murder is illegal and obviously they don’t want you murdering…unless you’re black on black.

Well…she’s not underage anymore so you’re weird. drawn to underage girls, watching all those young girl dancing videos on YOUTUBE, is irrelevant even if it’s an issue and need help….

So now, she sexualizes herself, in pantyhose or in her songs about masturbating…hoping you jerk off to her…it’s good for her business…

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2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want the girl at the bar to go home with you – do not tell her that you’ll let her keep the change she finds in your couch if she makes you cum. Apparently it’s not an incentive….and either is…”I just want to squeeze the juices out of you”…when she’s hugging you goodbye because she’s not going home with you…

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Crazy Asses…
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Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson….
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Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart for Chris Rock – RACIST!
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Bella Thorne Tits….
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Jurassic Park as a Nature Documentary
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Britney Spears Abs…
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Golf Trick Shots
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Kerry Washington for Adweek…
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Girls on Beach….
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Slutty Beyonce….
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Surprising People with Puppies
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world…

To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating the blowjob she’d give me if I showed up with 5 dollars…because there’s just something amazing about paying my friend’s wife 5 dollars for a blowjob that she’s going to use as a “tooth fairy” gift….

She didn’t go for my offer, I guess she found someone with less aggressive conditions of lending her 5 dollars….or maybe it just creeped her out…

I wonder if I’ll still be invited to their memorial day party…

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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Michelle Rodriguez was Jealous of Paul Walker’s Death While On Ayahuasca
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Slut Photoshoot…
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Bridge Implosion
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Charlize Theron Underwear…
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Gal Gadot – Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Has an Insane Body
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Amy Schumer Labeled Plus Sized and is Mad! Fat Bitch…
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Genevieve Morton’s Hard Nipple
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Olivia Munn Fashion Magazine
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through Wet Bikini
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Delusional Energy Shield Master Dares Dude Martial Artist
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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her Face
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Short Skirt Bitches…
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Britney Spears Stomach….
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Rosie Huntington Jean Shorts
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Victoria’s Secret Models That Posed Nude….NUDE!
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Melting Sock in Sulfuric Acid…
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Kate Hudson See Through
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Big Mexican Tits
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Maitland Ward Topless on Snapchat
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Bella Thorne Cleavage…..
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Adriana Lima Legs…
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Frenchy Morgan Bikini…
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Beyonce Flash Dance for Elle
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Hot Girls in Selfies Because Hot Girls Are Self Involved Sluts
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Girl Gets Slammed
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The Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini See Through Hustle
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Charley Atwell Tries Bikinis…
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Masturbating Cam Whore Caught by Security Cam
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Slut in the Bath
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Hooker in a Tree
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Shitty Job
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THREESOME
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Natural Tit Strip
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Kinky as Fuck
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Squirt Squirt on Glasses
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Angry Bitch…
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2016

Apr

Cindy Crawford’s Bikini Body of the Day

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Cindy Crawford was a babe in the 90s, she was the introduction to the supermodel world for a lot of perverts who jerk off now jerk off to supermodels

She’s still got it going on and is interested in making sure everyone knows it, you see because it’s her sole responsibility to be as hot as she possibly can, otherwise her husband will just fuck other younger models, and probably does, but still, she should at least try to feel good about herself in her superficial existence where her looks weren’t just celebrated but made her millions…

Which is probably why she’s already whoring out her tween daughter to the same industry, I mean might as well cash in on what she’s created, it’s just narcissism at it’s best…she won’t let herself fall apart…she is too vain for that..

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2016

Apr

Jessica Alba Cameltoe of the Day

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Jessica Alba is a mom of two, I’m surprised her spandex pants are the only thing her vagina is eating, you’d assume it’d be filled with all kind of other shit, from kids toys, to past lovers, to wads of Cash (her husbands name is Cash and they make Cash), possibly little kids she’s walked past at the park, maybe some HONEST products and an old Sandwich…

I guess what I am saying is that this pussy can’t be tight…but she’s still billionaire ALBA who has won at life..

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2016

Apr

Ashley Graham Workout Video of the Day

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If Ashley Graham has accomplished anything in her life as a plus sized model, who is fighting that she’s not plus sized, she’s normal sized…it’s that she reaffirms the whole ABS ARE MADE IN THE KITCHEN…concept that you can work out all day, hell I see the same fat chicks jog by my apartment EVERY FUCKING day in the summer, yet they don’t lose weight, they actually look like they are getting fatter and fatter, because they are…

They use an hour of cardio as an excuse to eat an entire fucking cake guilt free…

So Graham can continue to assert that she’s healthy, it’s just her bone structure, we’ve heard it all before, she’s not the first fat chick in the history of girls, and she’s sure as hell not the first fat chick trying to convince us she’s hot, because it’s easier than being accountable for being fat….so I’ll watch the fatty do fitness, it’s the premise of of joke and I like jokes…even if she’s positioned it as serious – and it’s working for her…

I mean she is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, of course she’s into fitness, just ignore her belly hanging over her spandex….

Look at that fat ass….look at it…

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2016

Apr

Chelsea Handler is Topless Again for Publicity of the Day

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Chelsea Handler will attach herself to anything to get talked about. Her topless social media pics because I guess in her 50s, she feels like she’s still as hot as she was when she fucked producers for acting jobs that turned into comedy career and her own talk show…

She’ll sacrifice herself, her dignity and showcase her tits for bigger purpose, or her content or punchline of her joke, because she’s a bit of a joke…

But buying into Trump like he’s actually a threat or actually going to be the next president, when clearly he’s working for the democrats and trying to destroy the Republican party from the inside, is just the same cash grab the news are participating in….

I don’t hate any woman getting naked for empowerment, or in Handler’s case, to get attention to promote herself, especially when their fake tits are offensive old lady saggers that make me want to throw up, thanks to her vanity and self absorbed attitude that brings this type of bullshit…bullshit she can keep posting but I’m getting bored of her tits, they are uninteresting, and I’m ready for her to start sticking random objects into her asshole…

This is barely clever…but fit old lady in a thong…how could it be bad…

Here’s another one of her pics…for publicity…being ironic…but not really…

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2016

Apr

Sophie Monk Topless Model of the Day

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SOPHIE MONK was a big deal for a while, but not really, she was just always in the being talked about…because she had this hot bull dog jowel face with big lips, with huge tits on a skinny body..

She was straight from some Australian reality show, moved to the USA to make it in America, got married for a Green Card, and never really made it…

People made a joke out of her, they laughed at her, she never booked an actual movie…and the highlight of her career was fucking the guy from Good Charlotte who went onto marry Cameron Diaz….you know the kind of guy who also fucked Paris Hilton and together developed a new strain of herpes, because his herpes morphed with her herpes, so that their herpes even had herpes…it’s the Hollywood dream…

She should have been a pornstar, and I guess 6 years later, she’s finally getting topless and she still looks good…

I am a fan…and not just because she’s historically had some of the most dramatic cameltoes due to big vagina lips…but because I am nostalgic to low levels who never were getting naked like they should…even if it’s not the first time we’ve seen her tits…and won’t be the last time….

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2016

Apr

Eliza Cummings Side Tit of the Day

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Here’s a new pic of MARIE CLAIRE ITALY of Eliza Cummings…Because cummings is what she should make you want to do….deep inside her…hoping to get her pregnant so that you can guilt her out of the abortion so that you have proof for all your friends that you had sex with tits this good..

I am not just saying that Eliza Cummings and cum come hand in hand, it’s in her name, a joke she’s probably always heard but has now turned into a business, but for the record the cum on cummings should should come on her tits…I just confused myself…

I don’t know who she is as a model and don’t feel like googling her…but I do know what her big tit looks like and I like it.

here are the rest of the pics I’ve already posted….repost..

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2016

Apr

Irina Shayk Naked with a Fish of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything….

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