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2016

01

Apr

Britney Spears in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears concludes our late 90s popstars I wanted to fuck, and still want to fuck who are in bikinis..because it’s never too late for bikinis, even though we know that’s not true, it’s just not too old for bikinis yet…

Britney represents so much good, more than just her vagina definition in bikini bottoms, and big fake tits, or fit mom body in her 30s, she has been a puppet used by men, her own family and the industry….to make a lot of fucking money…and she’s still doing it…like a real sex doll…who is all kinds of crazy I want dripping off my face and into my mouth.

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2016

01

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Vacation of the Day

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Fat mom Jessica Simpson in a bikini is not an April’s Fool joke, but it is amazing, even if it would have been a joke a few years ago…when her whole body was fat…and now she’s scaled back the gross parts of her because she was paid by Weight Watchers to do that…while keeping her huge fat tits…so thank you Weight Watchers…she’s old, she’s a married mom, but sloppy in all the right ways…ways I want to choke on while reliving my childhood..

I love big tits….flashback from the 90s goodness….

HERE IS HER BIG FAT ASS:

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2016

01

Apr

Kate Bosworth’s Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is everything….

I don’t know if Kate Bosworth has a kid yet, but I do know she’s old enough to have a kid, and her vagina has probably had enough penis in her to have a fucking kid…because celebrities don’t use condoms…but they do use abortions…

That said, she’s a model, turned actor, turned model, and she’s still fucking skinny and hot, in a world where everyone is fat, and we hate fat…

Making her a throwback to classy, elegant, not offensive Hollywood of the late 90s…

And I am a fan. She’s perfect.

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2016

01

Apr

Kate Hudson has Nipples of the Day

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Kate Hudson, like most girls who hasn’t had breast cancer, has nipples…and like most girls with small fake tits, or really just small tits, doesn’t need a bra, especially when in a sweater because it’s a good strategy to distract from her old as fuck face…

Draw attention to yourself, famous daughter of a famous mom, dressing all inappropriate, because when you’re a narcissist, with narcissist parents, you can never have enough attention…something she’s proven in the past with all the famous cock that’s rolled through her, meaning this post would be more fun if it was her banged out mom pussy – but that’s always the case..

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2016

01

Apr

Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do…

She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter…

Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die…

I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context.

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2016

01

Apr

Krysten Ritter in Glamour Mexico of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now on some Netflix produced show where she plays some comic book hero who drinks…and I actually watched the show…because I am pathetic and sometimes use a stolen netflix account to connect with the youth I am trying to fuck…and I actually got sucked into Krysten Ritter, so instead of hating on her, blind to her work, I was brainwashed by the media, which is probably why I hate on all these girls, I don’t watch TV, so I don’t learn to fall in love with them like some loser fan boy who can’t get laid because they haven’t figured out street hookers…

She’s in a Magazine…it’s not exciting..

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2016

01

Apr

Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian…

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2016

01

Apr

Bella Hadid is in a Bikini of the Day

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My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she’s the bottom feeder…

From being the bottom feeding sister trying to make it as a model, and making it because they have good team of people and strategy of coattail riding….to being the bottom feeding girlfriend of Canadian singer who fucks other girls, or at least gets blowjobs from them – which I know for a fact….thanks the Canada news wire….

It just makes her amazing on so many levels, knowing there will be a self destruct….and she’s not even that hot…it’s like you can put fake tits and a nose job on a pig, it’s still a pig.

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2016

01

Apr

Christina Milian Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Christina Milian is a mom that should be a leader to other mom’s to whore out on social media even when they shouldn’t because they are moms, especially when they have a pile of money they are sitting on, from being a slutty popstar turned shitty song writer, to TV hosting, to mom with a really rich dude…and you have nothing better to do than watch people’s interest in you fade with your looks…aging.

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2016

01

Apr

Iggy Azalea for REMIX magazine of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is the worst white girl culturally appropriating to get a head because black guys like fat white chicks and white chicks like black dicks and white kids like hip hop and hip hop isn’t even hip hop anymore – it is just pop music where rappers want to sing with Bieber like a bunch of faggots pretending to be gangster….when original hip hop would never fuck with pop trash…but we live in an era of pop trash getting people views and listened to…

People have no souls…and Iggy Azalea is doing all she can to promote herself..whether it’s videos of fiance talking about cheating on her or pics of her trying to look not so tranny – she’s fucking garbage.

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