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2016

22

Mar

Magdalena Frackowiak Nipples for ZOO of the Day

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This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who I am guessing is from Russia or some other communist country that is no longer communist but that I pretend is still communist for the sake of comedy…because rationed toilet paper, breadlines, and a love for contraband levis jeans appeals to me and makes me laugh…but not as hard as hot bitches who need to marry fat, lonely Americans to escape their hell, I mean unless they try to other strategy, climbing through Siberian mountains in the snow, hoping to live…..or webcamming..

She’s actually Polish, and is or was a signed model for Victoria’s Secret who friends from New York have told me is actually a cunt..but people are mean, not me, but most people get all sad when a girl is too good for them or doesn’t fuck them…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s in the is shoot for ZOO, that isn’t the cheesy ZOO UK I assumed it was, unless it was a rebrand, which is too bad because I like when these bitches get a taste of fame before hitting absolute rock bottom..

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2016

22

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Misguided Photoshoot for Misguided of the Day

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Canada’s own, Pam Anderson is the face of some brand called misguided, and we can assume that the only misguided person was the person booking Pam Anderson for the job, because she’s washed up despite beating Hepatitis, she’s 48, (sure she is) and she’s still half naked modeling because it is all she knows…

It’s not that I hate Pam Anderson, I don’t think I ever jerked off to her, but I didn’t mind the cheesy 90s fake tit, blonde hair, petite body image she created and everyone imitated…

She was the low level celebrity, sex tape peddling, shameless and nude with a ton of work done, that led to a generation of stripper looking women who looked like bootleg versions of her, paving the way for Kim Kardashian to do the same thing, just with being fat, brown and doughy with a small waist….Yes, they are the same person…different generations and different levels of plastic but still what girls turned to do define what guys wanted to fuck…while Pam Anderson was always fuckable and still is, while Kim K is just a fucking monster…

I guess what I am saying, if they are going for 90s washed up, they shoulda used Mr Belding and Pauley Shore…because at least there’s more comedy than sadness with them doing sexy shoots…because seeing her model is sad…she must be an investor in the company..

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

22

Mar

Adele Twerking Disturbs me of the Day

I saw this video of Adele twerking the other day and had no real interest in posting it – mainly because I don’t like fat chicks, especially since Adele is one of those real fat chicks who can’t even find pants that fit her, so instead wears large pieces of fabric wrapped around her to cover up…

She’s the best selling “artist” around, but that doesn’t me her jiggling on stage, something she’s calling a twerk, isn’t anything more than just bending over…and moving slightly for the wave of fat to follow.

If anything, she’s just like your lonely never married aunt at a family wedding with one too many drinks in her…grinding up against one of the groomsmen because she hasn’t had a dick in her for decades, not that Adele doens’t fuck or have kids, it’s just that she probably shouldn’t fuck because it’s a terrible visual, one that hits closer to home when she’d doing this. Terrible…

Posted in:Adele|SFW|Videos

2016

22

Mar

Romanian Weather Girl’s Tit Pops Out of the Day

Here’s a video that I assume is making the rounds on Reddit, since every single “men’s site” clickbait with shitty editorial site has posted it, making me feel like I am late to the club, if I actually believed anything Romanian TV was newsworthy…

I mean I get that frat boys, bros and closet cases get excited when they see tits, like a bunch of primates in the cage jerking off each other waiting to date rape the next ape that walks in, but as someone who spends time in strip clubs and actually fucking hookers, tits just don’t really matter..

Big tits, little tits, all tits, mastectomy tits, all tits are just tits..

But I guess seeing Roxana Vancea, this Romanian Weather girl doing jumping jacks on some bootleg low budget shit, in an era where I just assumed Romania didn’t even own or have TV technology yet, is better than nothing…because when you’re competing with Weather APPS, the only way to get people into watch weather is with tits.

Fascinating…because she’s not even hot..she looks like a trans man…

Posted in:Roxana Vancea|SFW|Videos

2016

22

Mar

Ceiling TWERK FAIL and Other Videos of the Day

There’s Been Terrorist Attacks in Europe – in the Belgian Airport The End is Near…

Elephant VS Human!! YAY ELEPHANT!!

Detroit Girl Shooting – What! Motor City…

11 Year Old Driving a Stolen Cement Truck

Bus VS City Worker

Ultimate Roat Rage – DUMP Soil

French Spiderman

Brazilians Disposing of Brazilian Women – WTF

Woman VS Sales Woman

Arrest Warrant for this Football Social Media Idiot:

“Hey Kameron, We found you. Great arm. Bad decision. An arrest warrant has been issued for you. You can turn yourself in at the Gulf Shores Police Department.”
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6cc_1458590299#tehIrw88V01vlD4p.99

Drunk Driver VS Utility Pole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Mar

RIP Motherfucker the ROB FORD Edition of the Day

Rob Ford – Not Tom Ford – Succumbs to Putting Toronto on the Map Again / Crack Addiction / Cancer…by Dying…

I don’t live in Canada, but I am Canadian, and this is something everyone expected to happen, seeing as he was 400 pounds and went pretty fucking hard and was hilarious.

I know Toronto people hated him, at least all the Toronto people I know, but I am convinced he did more for Toronto by making a joke out of Toronto, than Drake did, seeing as a Mayor of a top tier massive city, admitting to smoking crack like it aint a thing, after being caught smoking crack amongst so much more craziness…was almost revolutionary..

RIP Rob Ford…a mayor’s mayor….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my favorite things to do is challenge relationships, but really going aggressive on the girls in said relationships, to either have sex with me or show me their vagina, through tactics I should probably apply to getting INVESTOR DOT COM BILLIONS, but instead choose the challenge of spread vagina shots in relationships…

I find the best tactic is to go as dirty as possible, to tell them you want to knock them up so that their boyfriends think it’s their kid…and they go nuts..

That’s not to say all girls are whores, just the ones I am friends with.

Here are some morning links..

Hot Weather Girl Becomes Famous After Nip Slip
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Kanye Getting a Blowjob from the PAPS is the pic of the day
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Bella Hadid Sheet
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6000 Matches Get Lit
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Woman Disappears on Live TV
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The Kardashians in Disguise Look like the Kardashians
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Fame Whore Panty Flashers
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John Oliver on the Border Wall
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Complex Magazine’s Hottest Cover Shoot to Date
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Shirtless Trouble Maker on the Subway
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Arrested Driver – Gives Interview
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies of Random No Name Bitches
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the internet is that we can immerse ourselves in the fantasy that these aspiring bitches are actually sexy, hot or even cool, when they are actually cheesier than the cast of Disney themepark actors who work the shift the actual Disney actors don’t work…

I was next to a dude who for a solid 2 hours kept watching snapchat over and over and over again, I didn’t know where he found all these idiots to follow, but he was so committed, and while he did it, hot girls, real actual girls were walking in next to him, yet here he is staring at some chick in a bush up bra duck facing…

It’s insane, and only getting worse, but when it comes to jerking off, you can’t do it in a van with a group of people, or in public, so you might as well do it to these lies…

Clickbait is everything…and everything is clickbait…we’re all just retards surrounded by all the noise..The Nonsense…

With that…here are some stepLINKS…because that’s what we do..

Thigh Gaps
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Hulk Hogan Won ANother 25 Million
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Bella Hadid in a Sheer Top
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Ferret Takes out the Trash
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Mental With Shrimp
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Mariah Carey Beat Up Face
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Jessica Alba Body
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Graceful Drunk Fall
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Gemma Atkinson’s Big Bikini Tits
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Wonder Woman Cleavage
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Shampoo Prank Gone Sexual
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Charlotte Mckinney Big Tits.
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Coco in a See Through
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Ass
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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Today in Amanda PEeet
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Audrina Patridge Pregnant..
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Huge Tits
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NICOLA PELTZ BILLIONAIRE IN A BRA
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Mariah Carey Pantsless
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Black Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Russian Twerk Girl
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Carolyn Murphy
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Uma Thurman Hands
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Chrissy Teigen VS Audrina Patridge
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Girls in Sports Bra
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Natasha Bedingfield is a Freakshow
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Daisy Ridley to Play Lara Croft
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Hot Model in a Thong
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Testicular Anal Insertion
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Big Tits.
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Chick in the Field
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Man THreatens to Kill CHeating Girlfriend – What
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Topless and Naked Russians
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Hot slut Justene
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

21

Mar

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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It’s nice to see Britney Spears hasn’t killed herself off thanks to being exploited from such a young age by her family, pretty much being kept captive like she was Brie Larson in ROOM, but in a far more luxurious setting.

In fact, this picture of her is fucking awesome, I mean as a guy who fucks fat chicks on the regular, on their back in the best, but when you grease up this southern goddess in what we will assume is coconut oil instead of the lard she once used while covered in donut powder, Cheetos but I hate referencing that brand that got huge PR from her obesity that included so many other brands, that coconut oil works on everything, even hemorrhoids, lube, toothpaste…..even giving her a crazy fucking booty. or whatever is going on here in this arched bag amazingness that I want to lick from head to toe, even if it may taste like assholes..

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

21

Mar

Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat…

It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW