Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face….
Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be…
A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet.
Lena Dunham decided to get political and show her support for Hillary Clinton to celebrate her exploded ovaries that we hope left her barren, because we’d hate her to reproduce because she’s a fucking a monster…
I guess she is into big business, or more importantly for the feminism that comes with a woman in office for the first time, because her husband isn’t legally allowed to run again, and is her right hand business partner, who gets to move back to the white house, where he can run the show from behind the scenes…
But don’t tell the feminists that’s what is going to happen…
This is the worst kind of cheerleading, let’s hope all her fans don’t follow anything she says…
Telling girls you masturbate to their facebook profile pictures is less awkward when it’s not in person…especially when she’s a cashier at your grocery store you’ve never spoken to but found using her nametag name…
Keep that to the internet texting romance, because although girls like being masturbated to – they don’t like hearing you tell them you do it – at least they pretend they don’t and pretending eventually becomes reality – and you wont convert jerking off to a pic to jerking off on them.
It just won’t happen. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…
When it comes to relationship advice, girls get mad at me whenever I say “if you were a guy and he was a girl, you’d call yourself a sexual predator, stalking date rapist and you’d probably organize a feminist lynching to hunt yourself down and remove yourself…but since you’re a girl…it’s not predatory…weird”…to which they call me a misogynist asshole…ok…
I met an 11 hour old baby today, was a great thing, within 3 minutes it opened its eyes and took his first shit..
I just witnessed the first shit of many shits, a lifetime of shits, shits that will happen long after I’m gone…and realized…that is what matters…and none of this does…
Apparently, these are some pictures of Rihanna behind the scenes of some video photoshoot, with her nipples out in a thong, because that’s just the kind of artist Rihanna is, a half naked one…because naked is art, or empowering towards women who are worth 100s of millions of dollars and have absolutely no need to get naked, unless it is just a tribute to how they got their start in the industry as a 15 year old girl in Barbados…hanging with some creepy dudes in the entertainment industry who saw gold and made gold…
I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything…
If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am…
Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always…
Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who got her start as a titty model…who I thought they were going to replace Candice Swanepoel with, but apparently, they are the same age, this one’s probably just the stand in, who is less maintenance and expensive while giving the exact same vibe as their A-Lister, without costing as much or being as annoying as their A-Lister, because before booking Victoria’s Secret, this girl was getting naked for free in pictures…because she’s hot and even if she wasn’t some pervert photographer out there would take pics of her naked…because dudes with cameras are sexual predators….
She’s lovely in her hipster “artist” polaroids to be ironic or “high concept” nonsense that with nipples, high paid nipples, becomes legit.
Kylie Jenner is the weirdest shaped chubby girl with a dumb looking face who can push millions of sales in shitty products no one needs because of a deal with the devil that her family made – in which their soulless OJ murder defending asses have taken over the media without having any marketable skills, talent and aren’t even that good looking.
Kylie, thanks is some doughy, weirdly shaped, probably from injections and fat transfers, with dead eyes, thanks to being exploited since she was a kid
Here she is for a photoshoot…for Wonderland Magazine, because her body isn’t a Wonderland, but it is a product of modern science…which is exciting when in shorts too tight and men’s underwear – gender fluid – like her daddy……weird…garbage…
Nadja Bender is a model with a solid name….but more importantly…solid fucking tits…I’d want to fuck solidly..if my penis still worked and/or existed…
She is Danish, and whenever I think of Danish girls, I don’t think of their strong jaws, or in Nina Agdal’s case – massive retard forehead- but rather the pastry, a logical dad joke used at the Oscars that I’m sure has been used for decades…not because I want to eat that Dannish, but because sugar is addictive at least according to my wife’s diabetes and instead of thinking of Nadja Bender tits, I start thinking about my wife…and get into that vortex of everything disgusting I’ve seen come out of her ass…and even this Nadja Bender tits can’t erase or distract me from that…
But I guess like all models who don’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable, eager, trying hard “thirsty”…along with the countless other models…but that willing to get naked while naked outweighs those facts…