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2016

06

Apr

Fatty Titty Murderer Ariel Winter of the Day

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Ariel Winter is the fat chick by Hollywood Standards, I know Americans who are used to Obese think this is normal, but it’s not, just look at that neck….

She’s also the TITTY killer, because she had these huge saggers that she chopped off and repackaged into what are still pretty HUGE…along with everything – EVEN HER VAGINA CLIT…

She’s been celebrated HARD the last few months since turning 18, I don’t watch TV so didn’t realize she was the portly little roundness people were jerking off to when watching shitty sitcoms…I didn’t even know she existed…but since that birthday…these new tits have been out there, talked about by her and the media…and now she’s doing weirdo staged paparazzi style paparazzi pics – in the Bahamas…because there is no way these aren’t staged…posing, doing YOGA pose weirdness, but most importantly in a white bikini, because white bikins when wet are see through, making them the only bikini worth being friends with….

I guess I’m just confused how she’s got an OUTTY pussy, usually that’s reserved for skinny girls…fat chicks all just have slit…because their fat lips bury the inner unit…

FASCINATING POST – right? RIGHT!!!

I’m old, she’s young, chubby or not, I like it…that’s what happens when you get old….everyone looks good as long as they aren’t old…

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Here she is in red bikini….

Here’s a bonus instagram tit pic..

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Nice Shirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everywhere, she’s got her slut on, and she’s done is so fucking well, that people don’t realize she’s a slut, but more importantly, they don’t realize she’s 40…sure a fit 40…but 40 none the less…

We live in a world where we are exposed to so much information and misinformation…but instead choose to just eat up what we are told because we are distracted and have lazy minds…

So when she says she’s 18, people say “who cares about Bella Thorne, let’s go with her being 18, I like her ass….oh shit…she’s got tits too…and doesn’t wear a bra…”…distractions…

I think it’s the reason why all this garbage VINE comedy is so big, bad jokes are easy to understand…and HAHA…why think…no need to think…just watch porn and smut that is all content produced by media…like moron consumers the government wants you to be.

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Here’s a bonus snapchat…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Emma Stone’s On a Boat of the Day

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I hate that whenever you say that anyone is “on a boat”…some asshole who is overly influenced by social media, pop culture, viral videos, youtubers, the internet…will sing that Andy Samberg song…

It makes me hope for the apocalypse, which we are on the right track to hit in our lifetimes, and that in and of itself is kind of exciting…because we need a reset…and I guess so does EMMA STONE, because she’s gone sailing…you know to deal with her rough life being rich as fuck, famous as fuck…

Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Selena Gomez Gone Mexican of the Day

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It’s funny that a girl like Selena Gomez spends most of her life making herself as white as possible, so that people don’t see her like Donald Trump pretends to see her, as some lazy Mexican wet back stealing white jobs, in the country because of her parents jumping borders in Texas, when it was probably her grandparents doing that….

But not it’s cool to be ethnic, it’s cool to be diverse, Hollywood needs to cast girls for their ethnicity, rather than for how white they are…

So seeing her using the Day of the Dead skull make-up, is as bad as Sombrero’s and TexMex restaurants during Cinco de Mayo or an Office lunch birthday party…

But she’s allowed because she’s Mexican, so you can’t yell CULTURAL APPROPRIATION even though she’s whiter than white and trained to be white…even if she was white you could claim this is the black face for Mexicans…

Which is just further evidence that cultural appropriation is such a bullshit cause, because everyone is so fucking white now, anything they do, even if it is their own ethnicity seems like a fucking parody…

Doesn’t matter.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Hilary Duff Overalls are One Size Too Small of the Day

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I am not a fashion stylist but I know whatever is going on here is some busting out overstuffed sausage…in overalls, tapping into the farmers daughter fetish, which I guess is better than the PUCK SLUT fetish her Canadian fans, including but not limited to her ex husband, pro Hockey player and Canadian Furniture Heir…because imagining her entitled, spoiled brat, narcissist, child star ass, all fit and thick and round, like she does a lot of squats….is more exciting when you think it’s from carrying buckets for freshly milked milk, or hay barrels, all virginal because the only men she knows is her dad and brothers…..rather than from taking it from the entire team to build morale…

I am not a Hilary Duff fan and never was, but some people just fucking love her and get mad when they find out she’s got a new boyfriend, like they were still 16 year old losers, thinking they may have a chance, 20 years later…

In 2000, Y2K, I bet a drinking buddy that in my lifetime I would fuck Christina Aguilera…I haven’t, but there is still time, it is almost as delusional as these people in love with famous people they’ll never meet…I was only betting him that because he bought me drinks and I had no intention on fucking Christina Aguilera….I don’t even want to fuck Christina Aguilera now, 16 years later….but at the time I was convinced it was possible and that was pre social media – when it is seemingly more possible…

What I am saying is that, Hilary Duff and her juicy mom ass in tight pants are for you to jerk off to, not for you to jerk off on, unless you print out her pictures like one of those weirdos, because there’s no way you’ll get in this…even if it’s not that great.

Here’s a better outfit for her ass…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Bella Hadid’s Contrived Vacation Pics of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fabricated creature from the womb of some gold digging model whore and her very rich dad who fucked gold digging model whores…

She’s fabricated because she’s the less cute sister, that they’ve attached her to like a latch on, or worse like a Kardashian….and coupled with the right Plastic surgery, she’s been pulling it off as the edgier, harder faced version of her sister….I’m talking doing racier shoots, solidifying her position, all while being uninteresting, not even hot, not a model…but social media fucking lover her…

So it would be expected that her vacation social media pics are some rich kid contrived shit that looks like it’s out of a cheesy catalog for a mall brand…because all these people lack vision and creativity…they are so uninteresting…

The only thing good about her is that I know her “boyfriend”…hooks up with girls in Canada when she’s not in Canada…

All this to say…brats…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Britney Spears Has Mom Abs of the Day

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In being Britney Spears…one is a a puppet designed to generate money for the empire her family has built…the perfectly designed DANCING Monkey…that isn’t really perfectly designed but is medicated to not contest her duties and requirements…and in being a medicated dancing monkey….it is very easy to get abs, your team just needs to limit calories to your feeding tube….while telling you to jump jump jump squat and two step…or whatever the fuck dance teachers tell you….

But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mom, in her 30s, and tight stomached…which to an old fuck like me is hot as fuck…because I’ve fucked mom’s for years….losing my dignity and often times my Keys in their soft sloppy stomach…

Making this heavenly….and inspirational…because I want to K-Fed a girl too….

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Sex Toy of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy Driver Tries To Ram Motorcycle

Rich Woman at the Male Strip Club

Lynching of the Day

Wall of China Of the Day

Neck Kick Knock Out

Police Shooting from Body Cam of the Day

Police Chase in Detroit

Cop at Walmart

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

06

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld Slutty for Social Media of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a shitty popstar/actress since all actresses are popstars and she was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to when underage, mainly because you are perverts, but also because you’re sad and lonely…

It’s not your fault, America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do or have…some forbidden fruit…that we’ve known about since the Bible…making it seem like America wants you to sexualize young girls based on that alone…but I guess you can’t really argue that since murder is illegal and obviously they don’t want you murdering…unless you’re black on black.

Well…she’s not underage anymore so you’re weird. drawn to underage girls, watching all those young girl dancing videos on YOUTUBE, is irrelevant even if it’s an issue and need help….

So now, she sexualizes herself, in pantyhose or in her songs about masturbating…hoping you jerk off to her…it’s good for her business…

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Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2016

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want the girl at the bar to go home with you – do not tell her that you’ll let her keep the change she finds in your couch if she makes you cum. Apparently it’s not an incentive….and either is…”I just want to squeeze the juices out of you”…when she’s hugging you goodbye because she’s not going home with you…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Crazy Asses…
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Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson….
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Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart for Chris Rock – RACIST!
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Bella Thorne Tits….
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Jurassic Park as a Nature Documentary
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Britney Spears Abs…
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Golf Trick Shots
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Kerry Washington for Adweek…
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Girls on Beach….
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Slutty Beyonce….
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Surprising People with Puppies
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