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2024

05

Aug

TikTok Star Addison Rae and her Friends Wear Short Shorts to Charli XCX’s Birthday of the Day

Charli XCX has finally made it in the world of celebrity, with what is the song of the summer, something she’s been working towards for a VERY VERY long time.

I remember seeing her perform at nightclub for like 100 people about 12 years ago, so she’s come a long way.

I didn’t really track her celebrity and she’s clearly been making money consistently over the last 12 years of having pop tits….pop out of leotards or whatever fashions of the era….

But after COVID she bought a 20 million dollar house in LA from Calvin Harris, so I realized she was a bigger deal than the mall performer I thought she was. I’m pretty out of touch and only focus on tits.

She ended up getting a Netflix or Amazon show about her celebrity or fanbase, which just made things go nuclear and set us up for this SONG OF THE SUMMER we’re at now…

Her song is so important that politicians are using her catch phrase “brat” in their marketing campaigns, people meme the shit all day and it’s a reminder that everyone is a fucking retard on the same hive mind signal….

Anyway, in being super fucking relevant, the song of the summer, she’s got all kinds of famous fans, even the top TikToker Addison Rae, who got famous for Lip Synching….went to her birthday party, which was the event of the week. If you weren’t there you aren’t shit…

The paparazzi were outside, obviously, that’s why you have your star studded party in LA….and they captured some SHORT fucking shorts which as far as I’m concerned were the star of the night…

However, I wasn’t there and there was likely far more racy outfits….

Not to mention, I don’t know where the afterparty was, but we’ll assume that babies were sacrificed and sex was had, as part of the satanic ritual that helped her get to where she is with the BRAT song of the summer….so these short shorts are far more tame than the gangbang after the satanic murders we expect happened…

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Posted in:Addison Rae

2024

05

Aug

The Paparazi Don’t Get a Shot of Elizabeth Olsen’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Not only did the paparazzi kill Princess Diana, but they also forgot to get a picture of Liz Olson’s ass in leggings.

They’ve got one fucking job to do and you’d think that for all the good sleazy content they’ve captured over the last 100 years of celebrity, they’d know to run behind her and get some close up shots of her leggings hugged ass..

It’s like I see bitches in tight pants daily, and I always manage to get behind them to get that vantage point.

Sometimes I can even see their fat pussy lips FROM BEHIND…through the leggings and I’m an overweight, old, lazy pile of shit of a human.

These nimble career stalkers should be able to do better…

I mean, I can’t even see her pussy definition from the front….

Do they work for Liz Olson, or her management, or her latest movie’s marketing team, because they can’t be independent shooters, because if they were…there would be ass shots…and the only reason their aren’t is because Liz Olson has rules involving not having her ass the focal point of any pictures.

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Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen

2024

05

Aug

Rachel Pizzolato Does Some Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Rachel Pizzolato is in a bikini campaign for some brand because she’s got big tits and is a bit of a viral sensation because of her fat tits.

She is an instagram model and a youtuber who was apparently a host on Mythbusters Jr…at 14 years old according to wikipedia…

Which makes me wonder who the fuck was watching Mythbusters Jr hard enough to decide the host is a set of tits you want to fuck when they turn 18…but apparently there are a lot of them….they probably vacation in Thailand if you know what I mean….old joke but a great joke…

For those of us who aren’t stunted pervert predators, she’s 20 years old now, so the tits are the prime age to be perved on without feeling like a high school gym teacher….those tits are in photoshoo, with woman of color of diveristy and equity and inclusivity….and it’s not that magical but a good old fashioned bikini shoot is always worth lookin’ at in this era of the SELFIE.

The highlight of the pics are the stubble or the ingrown hair around her pantyline, I guess they didn’t do a Mythbuster episode on BUSH maintenance.

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2024

05

Aug

Riley Ingram is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know anything about Riley Ingram, but she seems to be an LA model who hangs with other LA models as they are working their way through LA model life, hoping to one day end up with either a celebrity husband, or a celebrity wife, or even a celebrity sugar daddy to pay their rent and model life….

I am not saying that all models are whores, but being a model is kinda like being a whore…

I am not saying that all LA models are whores, but moving to LA to be a model is something that probably ends up being more of a whore than a model…

I am not saying that I care, I am saying that Riley Ingram and her friends are a hot group of girls and if I was a celebrity at the top of the hill, they’d be allowed to tan naked by my pool for 1000 dollars a day.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Women like to hate on dudes for staring at their tits, but you can assume that some of them like it, since they walk around with their tits hanging out.

This weekend, I saw at least a dozen tits busting out of sports bras, some were even in motion, basically hard nippled and hitting the bitch in the face, and I don’t venture too far from my cave, so I can assume the tits are being utilized far more dramatically in places outside the grocery store.

So ladies know their tits matter, but being ladies, they need to whine about it….

ANYWAY….

Tits filled with milk, all juicy and delicious are tits doing what they are supposed to, being moms, breeding, trad wife shit…rather than the typical big fake tit whoredom, while still doing whorish things with what would be a wholesome tit, because some women can’t help being that kind of woman…

Breast milk fetish or not, breast milk is key to humanity, so you best be into it…you fucking pervert…

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2024

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s local festival season, there’s a big music festival that takes place in this city every year, they don’t give me press passes or any free drink tickets because I don’t exist, so I will not be capitalizing on the hot, barely dressed, slutty chicks who are at the event….or who travelled to the event….or who are influencers that don’t count unless they sell nudes….working for the event…

I can only hope that this is the weekend they find some old creepy dude who stares just a little too long at them with his toxic male gaze…

I can only hope that convinces them to launch an OnlyFans….so that they can put their braless tits and asses that hang out of their shorts to good use…before slowly entering the porn world as they level up with each dollar made from their whoring….

I mean assuming they don’t already, which you should never assume, since girls seem to be mandated to launch and OnlyFans on their 18th birthday to exist these days..

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2024

02

Aug

Julianne Hough’s Mormon Gone Wild Dance Ass in a Thong of the Day

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As much as I prefer my Mormon women to be living on the farm, making sourdough bread they sell on the internet with the son of the founder of Jet Blue, just pumping out kids and being the wholesome good wife on instagram for profit…

I am equally into the Mormon girls who have strayed, not because I think a satanic, demonic, soulless girl turning her back on God is a great thing…but as a pervert, when they do that, they can be great things for sexual purposes and that’s a great thing for perverts….

I’m sure Julianne Hough doesn’t miss the church as she lives her self involved demonic life that pays her quite well. She probably doesn’t mind the flashbacks of Ryan Seacrest mounting her like a freakish midget mounting a unicycle….because she’s rich and famous..

So her Mormon Gone Wild Dance Ass delivers when in a thong…promoting her book that may reveal she used to bang her brother on her rise up, it was part of their popular dance show…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2024

02

Aug

Eva Longoria in her Instagram Whore Outfit of the Day

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For a bitch with all the money…

Who looks like she has gone the ig route of botched ass injections and face injections…

She’s even wearing an instagram whore outfit that you see on the streets and laugh when you see it, not because of the cameltoe or the way it pushes out the tits, but because you know they are easily manipulated by instagram.

You have to ask what the fuck is she doing with those mangled looking teeth…

How about smiling with the mouth closed.

Shit looks like she’s been eating shit…something you’d expect to be an easy fix from her dentist….

Maybe she didn’t have fluoride in the water as a kid in her Mexican shanty, oh right, she’s a rich kid from Texas who plays up the Mexican thing for clout…barely speaking the language because she’s first generation American in a time the imports assimilated…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2024

02

Aug

Em Rata Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Clown-Faced Em Rata who consistently gets creepier and creepier as she gets more and more cartoon-like, still has those tits.

There is no word as to whether she has learned how to juggle, or if she has other big titty clown faced friends to cram into a tiny car, but that may be her retirement tactics because in the meantime, she’s still gaming the system with the tits.

I don’t really hate Em Rata, she’s a fraud, but she’s got tits and that’s ok…

I don’t find her content compelling or inspiring, it always feel medicated and anti-depressant level with her seriousness.

It’s some try hard trying to be dramatic because showcasing her actual fun or smile makes her even more terrifying….like a creepy Mickey Mouse or some shit.

The only reason issue I have with her low hanging fruit titty smut peddling, is that she’s got a big enough following and actual impact on the lame-street media, and they package her as some kind of ambassador or hero in women’s rights or empowerment.

I just can’t buy into a girl using her tits for money, making that money, being relevant and famous strictly because of the tits, and STILL after all these years and opportunities, even in running her own brand that makes her money….SHE STILL uses the tits to exist…

Yet, she pretends she’s higher concept than other girls showing tits…

Show the fucking tits, celebrate the tits, be rewarded for the tits, but intellectualizing it and trying to play photographers who helped create her tits as s brand now that she’s made it…is just darkness, evil ugly and it takes all the fun out of tits getting hits..

So ultimately, Em Rata fucking sucks as a concept….no matter who clout chases her, or who allows her to clout-chase them….or how cool or awesome or fun she may be in human form…we live on internet behind the screen and that side of her is trash…

Hot tits though…and in one video Em Rat Cow plays a Bille Eilish Charli XCX remix and makes a face about a lesbian reference, despite being a woke libtard where everyone is a lesbian, fag, or genderless tranny for women’s empowerment, which to me, means that she probably fucks Charli XCX at the satanic parties where they both had their rat faces immortalized in pop culture….because they are so liberal…

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2024

02

Aug

Noemy Dipi is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Noemy Dipi and I bed you’d like to dip your p in her v….or at least use her vaginal juices as dip for all your delicious snacks…I mean who are we kidding, she could shit on a fucking public bathroom floor before you walked in and you’d bring it home to dip into….even if it’s not even her shit but someone who desecrated the public bathroom before she got there….

Because you are a pervert and she is the kind of thing, or at least has the kind of look that I imagine many perverts appreciate since it’s posing half naked.

I know…insightful…