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2024

23

Oct

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

I like to identify as a hard hitting journalist, even though I don’t really know anything about journalism, and if I was a hard hitting journalist, I’d rather be the kind that is paid off by the regime to push lies and propaganda so that I can afford my beach house.

My form of journalism is documenting the insanity that happens on the internet, because there are a lot of weird fucking people on the internet, so weird that it’s blossomed into being weird in real life, so weird that more and more people are getting in on the weirdness, because they want that internet attention too and when enough people are weird about it or how they go about it, it becomes the normal….

The baseline rises to weirdness…..

So in documenting the insanity of the internet all these years, since I’m a hard hitting investigative journalist who does the bare minimum, I end up posting sluts posting WET SPOT pictures, in efforts to get attention, followers, or paid subscribers…

With captions like “EAT MY PANTY GRAVY OFF YOUR POT ROAST LOOKING FACE” or “DRIPPING THINKING ABOUT YOU”….where YOU is the ALL encompassing YOU and not actually YOU but if you’re retarded enough you believe is actually YOU so you pull the credit care out to chat with her AI chat bot that’s actually an indian dude in a call center…

With that being said, here are those WETSPOTS…since it’s Wednesday.

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2024

23

Oct

Broad Body Taylor Swift Lacks Pussy Definition in her Leotard of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s lack of sex appeal even when in a skimpy outfit would explain why Travis Kelce’s such a fag.

The monster, demon, sorceress who has cast a spell on the world with her really boring, almost hypnotically boring antics has not manipulated my mind into finding her hot or sexual, if anything she reminds me why all the dudes fuck her and leave her, because they do it for the story but once they’ve accomplished the “I’ve bed Taylor Swift let’s see if she sings a song about me” challenge, the boners die because they are forced to get turned on by her and not the idea of her writing a pop song about your dick…

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2024

23

Oct

Millie Bobby Brown Jovi’s Gets Arrested by Sabrina Carpenter with Her Tits Out of the Day

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She seemed excited…

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I read this headline that Sabrina Carpenter Arrested Millie Bobby Brown at her concert yesterday and I assumed it was something a lot more sexual and sinister.

My echo-chamber and algorithm feed is about satanic cults who eat babies at sex parties running the entertainment industry.

So I’m here thinking that they leaked some footage from one of their private events where they refresh these puppets of the industry by revisiting the trauma mind control tactics while executives in women’s lingerie jerk off….

As it turns out the “arresting” fetish video was more putting Millie on the JUMBO KISS CAM at the concert but THAT doesn’t mean they aren’t industry puppets bred, controlled and manipulated by the industry to do what they say….it just means they don’t show the after party.

Millie Bobby Brown who was sold to the highest bidder which was Bon Jovi as a gift to his son – must be a pretty exciting figure to all those creepy perverts who watched Stranger Things and fell in love with her when she was 12, you know like the creepy neighbor who always gets caught staring at your kids in the park, because she ended up growing out some tits.

More importantly, she’s doing that instagram direct to consumer brand to cash out as hard as she can, which means consistent content around her tits….unless those creepy fans are mad that she gets her period now.

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2024

23

Oct

Joey King’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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In Joey King news you should care about, she recently got interviewed in Interview Magazine by Channing Tatum who played her dad in the movie White House Down.

He asked her what she would do if her parents didn’t sell her to the industry 20 years ago, back when she was 5 and thrown into working and monetizing herself because the rent doesn’t pay itself and because it’s the modern approach to pulling your kid out of school. to work the farm after daddy got into a farming accident and died.

She said that she would have invested into an early start-up and would be filthy rich, because I guess she’s a money grubbing, money loving, empty piece of shit like most people in this demonic society. It’s not her fault, she was likely molested her entire life to become the actress she became.

She also said that she’d be a morning TV host because she’s charged in the morning, or a teacher because she loves her teacher that was actually her private tutor because she didn’t get to go to real school with the whole parents selling her childhood out for profit.

In Joey King news you ACTUALLY care about…she’s got bigger tits than you’d expect and she’s using them to carry her into the “hot starlet with tits” from the awkward nerd child star her parents sold to the industry….

We’re here for the tits.

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2024

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember, it’s always far better to be raped by a woman than a man…

Even if the kind of woman who would be doing the raping is usually the kind of woman you’d rather not be raped by.

Sure, there’s occasionally hot sex addicted woman who can’t seem to put out the tingling fire in her fire hole who does that raping, at least we want to believe that there are broken down hot chicks who were molested and deal with it through being adult perverts who will molest you….

For the most part, the female rapist is a fat monster who can overpower you….but it’s still better to be raped by a woman or a man and that’s what matters in these election times.

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2024

22

Oct

Scout Willis and her Cameltoe of the Day

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Scout Willis may look like she was born with a cock, you know that hard Demi Moore before she had the surgeries jaw-line….looking a little more Bruce before the dementia than a lady….which works out alright for the closet case action movie bros who fucking love Bruce Willis and thus his daughter and the manly “vagina” his sperm built…even if it was potentially inappropriately touched by its perverted stepfather Ashton Kutcher…

Clearly, the Willis is doing her part in trying to debunk rumors that her weirdo rich family is one of those weirdo rich families that raise their boys as girls as part of an initiative to confuse the fucking world with extreme liberalism that is borderline retarded….

So she rocked a vagina insert and jacked up her shorts so that you see her cunt…or what she wants you to think is her cunt…

Earlier in the year, she got changed with her bush spilling out of her thong and her tits in a sheer top….

Doing girl things with what you hope is girl parts so that you’re not tricked into gay….

But that jaw tells a different story…

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2024

22

Oct

Amelia Gray Hamlin’s Hot Stomach of the Day

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Amelia Gray was a low level instagram attention seeker who happened to be a useless industry kid with big dreams of being an influencer.

Her mom Lisa Rina who is that Melrose Place acting and that Real Housewife whore, who knew all about clickbait generating from a different era, when it was much harder to be an attention seeking whore, because you had to actually move to LA and impress the people who were needed to elevate your whoredom, instead of just posting random edited selfies on a social media platform from your shitty life where ever you happen to live as a reclusive with no real social skills but a skill to selfie overrides all that.

So she carried that family tradition to the next generation who is also the instagram generation by realizing that she’d just end up being a highly followed rich kid but never a respected one, unless she sold her to Scott Disick at 18 years old, for the 40 year old mastermind behind the Kardashians to set her up.

She is now seen as a top model and the industry is respecting her and treating her like one….instead of just a rich kid on an instagram without being seen as a TOP model by the dick suckers and groupies who are impressed by even the least significant people so long as they have high numbers and a family from the industry to help manipulate that instagram.

The point of this post is her stomach, I like the emaciated crackhead look, you know the botched liposuction scars look, the near dead, starved out look. The alien parasites crawling under your skin look….and this skinny bitch has it all.

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2024

22

Oct

You Deserve More than One Ass A Day on Camsoda

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2024

22

Oct

Britney Spears Pink Bikini Dance of the Day

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In an interesting development, Britney Spears is apparently in Turks and Caicos on a Caribbean getaway because her stressful life needs some downtime and this is the kind of thing when you’ve been freed from your abusive captors.

The interesting development isn’t so much that she’s in Turks and Caicos on vacation from her life as a retired rich pop star with mental problems.

It’s that they decided to do it in front of a mirror where you can see a dark figure filming the starlet do some crackhead dance in her bikini.

So she’s not AI, but could still be a clone swap or a body double with a Britney AI face.

I still think this is old content and that Britney is in a coma or dead in the hospital room they have built in her Los Angeles basement tomb.

I still like to watch the insanity of Britney’s freedom and/or demise when she’s half naked. It’s the only interesting thing happening in pop culture.

I’m still waiting for the sex videos, or snuff film, when will that dark figure creepy handler in the mirror bring the real goods, which she’d release if she was legitimate crazy or free…..

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2024

21

Oct

Tate McRae’s Next Generation of Pop Star Tit Jiggling of the Day

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Unlike Jelly Roll, no one gives a fuck whether Tate McRae can actually sing.

She’s not a 300 pound rapper turned overly popular in the country music scene because he was from Texas and it was an easy thing to crossover into, because everyone knows that country fans, like Christians and MAGA supporters are a loyal and highly engaged people….until the sniff out a fraud…

She’s a child reality star her mom trained to dance, so that she could be leveraged into a pop career and live that dream, all while rocking decent sized tits to help in the marketing…sold to the industry to whore and manipulate through her whoring….

Her singing doesn’t need to be authentic or good, it can be robot shit, like the hot chick DJing the pool party with her thong bikini on….we’re here for other purposes, not whether they’ve got talent or not…

So unlike Jelly Roll, she’s not crying on twitter for calling out his lack of talent, we’re finding her other talents, because tits like Jelly Roll mean more when you’re a chick and not a fat dude with a stripper wife….

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