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2016

29

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 15 in Facebook Jail

It’s Leap Year….

The 29th of February, or as someone out there calls it, the day he allows himself to go to the bathhouse to bang the fuck out and stock up on AIDS dick, once every four years, to allow him to go back to his wife and kids to live the good family life…

Maybe no one calls it that….

Oscars happened, I live tweeted it, #oscarssoboring #mediaSUCHpussies, but in more interesting news, I was sent a lot of fucking nudes. All without leaving my bed.

Because Girls, are you ready for this dated reference? Okay…Because Girl are like DVDs, don’t buy one, when you can rent a different one every night….unless you’re rich enough to buy a whole collection..because it gets boring to have access to ONE dvd….it’s reallly the reason why NETFLIX exists…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Every Leo Movie SuperCut
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Leo’s Acceptance Speech
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100 Years of Zombie Evolution
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Cute Girl Selfies
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Terrifying Robot Video by Boston Dynamics…
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Ellie Goulding is Decent…
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Margot Robbie – Tight Gold Dress
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MMA Backfist
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini
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Office Chairs that Park Themselves…
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck Divorce
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Cooking a Steak with a Blow Torch
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How To Steal Two Cell Phones with One Robbery
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Kesha’s Song for her Fans is Creepy
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A Bunch of Cute GIrls
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2016

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12.5 in Facebook Jail

It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

It’s Oscar Weekend and I generally try not to watch Award shows anymore, I used to LiveBlog the shit, but seems pointless when the rest of the world is doing the same thing…

I guess now that I’m in Facebook jail, I can look forward to NOT SEEING people’s predictions, commentary and overall annoying behavior that if you were in a room with them, would probably make you want to punch them in the face, but on social media, we accept it all and join the conversation – like it’s even a conversation…

It’s Oscar weekend…and you shouldn’t care, Oscars are a dated concept the internet killed off their relevance because now it’s all about social media…but maybe it’s a good excuse to pawn myself onto some girl with cable’s house where I start jerking off to the in memorial shit…

CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Here are the rest of the LINKS…

Honest Trailers of Oscar Nominated Movies
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Things that Bounce….
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A 16 Year Old Almost Took Out Kim Cattrall’s House
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Justin Beiber’s New Step Mom in Underwear…
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Taryn Manning’s DJ Set is Haunted by Brittany Murphy’s Ghost…
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Tallulah Willis Chest
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Jennifer Bambi Martine in a Bikini
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Slutty Rachel McAdams..
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Elizabeth Banks in a Sheer Dress
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Jen Garner on Ben Affleck!
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Kylie Jenner Didn’t Get Boobs…
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Leo’s New Pussy
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How Much Stock It Takes to Stock a Cruise Ship
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Abbey Lee Kershaw Bikini Top
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Jenna Dewan – Beach Photoshoot
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Kelly Rohrbach on Baywatch..
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UK Tit Flash
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Miranda Kerr’s Jogging..
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Woman Reverses Into a Shop Window
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How Full House Deals with Michelle’s Absence….
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My Own Private Idaho Nudity
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Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Tits
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Guy Doesn’t Know What To Do When Tornado Siren Goes Off
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Instagram Model CJ Franco See Through
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Girls and Nipple…
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings of the Day
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Girls in Dresses
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Some Serious Slaps
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage….
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Crazy Ski Run Down French Mountains
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Pam Anderson’s Strategic Nudes
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The Macbook Selfie Stick
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Kate England Ass in Shorts….
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Skateboarder Jumps Down 25 Stairs
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USA Women’s Gymnastic Team Video – Perverts
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Urinal of the Day
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Some Whore Amanda Geores See Through
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GET SOME VAPES

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Flipper Boy is Disturbing as Fuck
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Just Fucking on the Bus
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Naked Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex
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Lesbians!
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Hilary Craig is Flashing in a Record Store
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Some Blonde Bimbo Looks Good…
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Rainbow Out of His Ass
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Random Tumblr Porn
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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GET SOME VAPES

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2016

26

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass in Leather Pants of the Day

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I wonder what message Bella Thorne is trying to send….

” #longhairdontcare #brunette #tan #streetfashion”

But it seems intellectual…so well thought out….so inspiring..

This is the kind of shit that will take kids in the right direction, it will show them the way – and teach them what is morally right and what will improve their lives as inspired and productive people…

This is everything….they need to know…

Here are her feet..

She was also at an event…in white…because her loving herself, whoring herself, self promoting herself, has paid off….

See the rest of those pics HERE

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2016

26

Feb

Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Here’s some Dakota Fanning getting some free shit because OSCARS!!

Good thing she doesn’t need to spend that hard earned money on buying her own shit…good thing she can focus that insane amount of money she has for doing very little of substance for herself…and just use her celebrity as a currency to get free shit…good thing she gets paid stupid amounts of money so that she doesn’t need to spend it on useless CHANEL things…because that would be wrong to pay her all this money and expect her to carry a brand’s bag for free…

I understand why celebs don’t pay for shit, because shit like Chanel actually costs very little to produce, a 30,000 dollar purse costs that brand 300 bucks, so to give a bitch like Dakota Fanning a 300 dollar purse that they pretend is 20,000 dollars, sells a lot of purses, and even if it’s just one, they’ve already made 100 times their money..

I just think it’s funny that rich people get everything for free, but not as funny as the faces that Dakota Fanning…CHILD OSCAR NOMINEE is making…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Feb

Shay Mitchell in a Bikini of the Day

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Canada’s very own cunt, Shay Mitchell is in a bikini for her social media because if you’re in Miami doing some bullshit campaign, you might as well get into a bikini selfie, because that’s what being a vapid cunt is about…it’s like there’s so much you could be doing, but instead I’m going to pose for my fucking self….form 1000 different angles to get the perfect one…because I love being in pictures…because I’m a vapid cunt..

I just can’t imagine this girl having an ounce of anything good to offer the world…I think she’s just garbage…garbage that would be polluting the ocean…if she wasn’t so busy taking iphone pics…

She does FITNESS Porn too – Obviously

A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Feb 24, 2016 at 3:08pm PST

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2016

26

Feb

Kerris Dorsey Is 18 and 1 Month of the Day

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Kerris Dorsey stars as Bridget Donovan on the Showtime crime drama series Ray Donovan. I’ve never seen the show, I’ve never even heard of the show, so I can’t imagine her pervert fan base coming from there, I will assume that it is from all the work she’s done with Disney, because that’s where the Perverts find their new jailbait to jerk off to….

Not that Kerris Dorsey is considered Jailbait right now, she’s 18 and month, and that’s legal and far less creepy than when she was 17 and 11 months…

Right?

She’s not that cute…she’s not that slutty…which is probably why no one has heard of her…but the good news is that she’s 18 and 1 month and has at least 3 – 5 more years to start leaking nudes…

I mean – I have a bigger follower on social media and I’m not some jailbait teen from TV…with a team of PR people and an innate teen skill to rock out on social media and get famous in 6 second clips…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret released some really exclusive, next level, innovative, different, unique, creative, amazing, pictures promoting product that are exactly the fucking same as they’ve always fucking been…because that’s how you build a brand…just keep repeating and repeating…for some reason, it doesn’t work for me, since every post I do is the goddamn same…but I guess I’m not some immigrant half naked pussy…right

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2016

26

Feb

J.Lo Robot of the Day

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I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread….

She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”…

The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits…

I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere.

: celebrityflow.ru

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

26

Feb

Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck..

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2016

26

Feb

Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

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This is what Shakira’s ass has become…

This is what Shakira’s ass was….

Or This one…

I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries…

I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad…

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