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2016

25

Feb

Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now…

Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane…

I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment…

So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”…

Here are the pics…

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2016

25

Feb

Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

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Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do…

She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this..

You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known..

I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago…

I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat.

There’s a cheesy video that goes with it…

Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas…

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2016

25

Feb

Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance…

I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness..

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Trying to Look up Elizabeth Olsen’s Skirt of the Day

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Seeing Elizabeth Olsen, who doesn’t really speak to my soul, but she is the hotter Olsen twin, just the less successful one thanks to not being whored out as aggressively as her sisters, but thrown into the scene when she was a little older, so she possibly grew up with a childhood reaping the benefits of being an Olsen, without the pressure that leads to drug addiction…but the again, when you’re the bootleg sister, you often times compensate for being the lesser of the three, with vagina and rebellion…if only I was a child psychologist and not just a pervert appreciating her legs and short skirt as she gets out of the car….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elizabeth Olsen|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day

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LOOK INTO THE MIRROR….that’s really what ripped, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart really wants you to do ….otherwise she wouldn’t be doing these fitness videos in pretty much no clothing, in front of mirrors that allow us to see her fucking ass…

I mean I don’t really care that her fitness is really what they used to call “thirst trapping”….where girls pretend to be innocently spreading their ass on instagram, to try to give the illusion that spreading their ass wasn’t the intention, but the likes they are getting for spreading their ass is welcomed / the point…

There’s nothing about this video that can help….you get fit, but everything in this video is good for jerking off to…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Rihanna Possible See Through at the BRITS of the Day

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Rihanna is so boring….but for some reason, a reason I call being brain washed by her marketing team, coupled with her willingness to show off her tits, encouraging all the girls who aspire to be Rihanna, because she’s a huge fucking star, to show their tits, leading to tits fucking everywhere, who not very influential music that definitely doesn’t define a generation or break down barriers or push limits, yet it exists and is slutty enough to penetrate a few weak minded idiots to be slutty, makes her good enough….in all her prison tattoo, ghetto half billionaire tits that may be pregnant from a small island glory….I mean…these pics are pretty fucking boring…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF RIHANNA AT THE BRITS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER ANNOYING PERFORMING AT THE BRITS WITH DRAKE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL THE BITCHES AT THE BRIT’S CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Does a Bikini Swap of the DAy

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Jayde Nicole is a blast from the past, without the blast, and more an irritating rotting stench from the past, like when you find an old container of food from your favorite restaurant that you lost in the back of your car – 7 years ago…

She was a Canadian who made her way into America Entertainment via Playboy, when she was young. You know the brown haired Sara Jean Underwood, in an era anyone around 30 would remember, because it was a time everyday girls didn’t get naked, so when a hot young one rolled through with eagerness, we noticed..

I think she went on to date a Kardashian affiliate – and is now an instagram model, with fake tits and a fake Megan Fox looking face, and a dumpy probably 30 year old body…but I really don’t care what she’s up to, I’m just putting this up because you like semi famous or barely famous girls from a decade ago – in bikinis.

I prefer their sex tapes…..that said, here’s her bikini swap on the beach in staged papsmear pics…withough the papsmear…which is too bad because that’s all I really want to see you know so I can really master the papsmear technique to offer them free in my flooded basement…

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day

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I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered..

Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans…

I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant…

In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to….

But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

25

Feb

Model Changes in Store and Other Videos of the DAy

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Racist WOman on the Train

E-Cig Blows Up in Pocket

Man Shits on the Bus

One Dude – VS 4 Guys

Dude Gets Sucker Punched

High School Brawl

Thug Cries When Someone Asks About His Granny

Man Hacked in Belly…

Mexican Prison Riot!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11 in Facebook Jail

Twitchy bitch…

I have had contact from the facebook world I have been locked out of….in the form of a girl I was having unprotected sex with busting out her facebook and showing me the new EMOJI format of reaction to a post…because EMOJI is so now…

Apparently, Facebook is such a part of everyone’s life, they have conversations about the new features, as if it was a great meal, or a great party, or a great vacation.

That’s pretty fucked, but I can handle the dumbed down humanity, especially in the form of unprotected sex.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed..
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne’s Naughty
CLICK HERE

This Dudes Hates Instagram Girls
CLICK HERE

Khloe Kardashian Shut up the Haters
CLICK HERE

Chris Rock in a Space Suit
CLICK HERE

Wisdom Teeth Girl of the Day
CLICK HERE

IKEA’s Unbreakable Chair Got Broken on Japanese TV
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey is Ridiculout
CLICK HERE

Kanye Doesn’t Like it in the bUtt…
CLICK HERE

Jet Blue Offered Free Flight Anywhere to Passengers
CLICK HERE

Angry Swearing Parrot
CLICK HERE

Massive Landslides…
CLICK HERE

Naya Rivera’s Tits
CLICK HERE

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