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2016

24

Feb

Candice Swanepoel is Fun but Boring of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty boring in everything she does publically, she’s actually a disappointment, she just was so cautious her entire nude model career, and maintained this level of class and sophistication, as to not get fired from Victoria’s Secret and sent back to fucking hell South Africa, where legless celebrities kill models because he’s jealous of their legs, and the fact the fuck other dudes..

It’s like we know Angel Candice has been a straight up dirt bag, we know she’s done all kinds of fucking drugs and cock, yet her image is squeaky fucking clean…it’s almost hot how safe she’s been, espcially when you factor in the South African AIDS rate…

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2016

24

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood’s Instagram of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood has it all figured out. She’s one of the few 18 year olds of her generation who understood the importance as a feminist to get naked to establish an exceptional career….to get paid…because she was doing it for fucking cash money, in an era 18 year olds were too scared to get naked because it would ruin their future careers / lives…but this one just grabbed it by the balls and said…fuck it…let’s go…

Now all girls get naked for free, at 18, or younger, it’s just standard practice, but as an old timer who remembers a time when girls didn’t get naked, the ones who did get naked, were critical…

The ones who did get naked…were everything…until Ryan Seacrest did coke off their assholes while they diddled his butthole…

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2016

24

Feb

Em Rat Cow for T-Shirts of the Day

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Em Rat Cow is a vile, disgusting, egotistical, narcissist, who feels like she should be Jennifer Lawrence, when she’s really just some softcore pornstar who should be doing actual porn, it’ll have more sustainability than nude instagram model in a world full of instagram models..

I mean yes, she wants to be a serious comedic actress, but she’s a fucking nude instagram model….that I can’t imagine anyone really gives a fuck about…and they really don’t, I mean it’s easy to think guys following a bitch for having big tits….tits that this mall brand store is not using to their full potential, but I appreciate their aggressive photoshopping of her face…because all I see is an ugly overrated cunt.

But she’s got good tits…right…

She was at an event, here she is, because she’s important enough to go to events…

TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

HERE SHE IS IN A BIKINI –

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Lily Jean Harvey For Muse of the Day

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Lily Jean Harvey is some Brazilan from the UK model I’ve never heard of and have a hard time believing is from Brazil because of her name, but have an easy time believing based on her spread legged pic…Those Brazilian temptresses, and not just the trans ones, know how to use their sex to get paid…

She’s got pretty much zero followers on instagram, which would be so embarrassing, provided she wasn’t getting published in magazines looking hot, while all these other Instagram bitches are just dreaming about the day something like this happens for them…and while they wait, they’ll just do a bunch of self shot pics that look like this, giving the illusion they are Lily Jean Harvey…

Her instagram bio is: model/failure

I am in love…

Posted in:Lily Jean Harvey|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Mariah Carey Being Rolled Around of the Day

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Mariah Carey being carted around on some Michael Jackson level of insane celebrity status, is porn to me.

The more famous and rich these people get, the crazier high maintenance and freaky they get, and Mariah has been a crazy cunt since her career first started, you know never quite down to earth…but now that she’s engaged to a billionaire, her antics just seem more and more trashy, new rich, ghetto…

I mean I’ve seen fat black women at Walmart pulling this pretentious shit off…

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

24

Feb

Paz de la Huerta Gets Slammed by a Car of the DAy

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Paz De La Heurta is some broken down hipster actress who I love mainly because she looks like she smells like Piss…

She’s a 31 year old from Boardwalk Empire who’s been topless / naked countless times, and who after being killed off by Boardwalk Empire – fell into some drug and booze soaked weirdness where she looked pretty fucking wrecked to the normal person, maybe even broken and destroyed to the normal person, but to me…she was erotic because all the street hookers, even the best street hookers, kind looked like she did, and it spoke to my soul..

Well, she is suing a production company for 55 million dollars…after being run over by an ambulance on set…is that Irony? You never can be too sure, but it seems to be….and seeing a bitch slammed by a car…is just too insane to not post..

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2016

24

Feb

Girl Gets Peed On and Other Videos of the Day

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Amusement Park Ride Fail

Man Dies While Praying

Meth Head at the Gas Station

Morning Shit in San Francisco

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2016

24

Feb

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10 in Facebook Jail

Facebook jail has made me pretty lazy, it’s like that time I quit caffeine, I’m just a lot more zen asI don’t feel the weird urge to check my feed.

I do still have the urge to write people inappropriate things all day…but that’s just something coded deep into my soul…that’s just the kind of troll I am…

Here are some links…

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Dashcam Catches Red Light Runner
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Melissa Riso Bikini
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Lea Michele at an Event
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Rihanna’s Porny Video
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Farrah Abraham Cleavage
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Joanna Krupa Topless in a Bikini
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Plane Crashes in Los Angeles
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs for Shoes…
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Rob Kardashian Lost 40 Lbs
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Vaginal Weightlifting
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Bathrooms with a View
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2016

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Working on the internet has obviously made me an intolerable person in your store, or restaurant, or coffee shop, when I talk to people like I am tweeting or facebook messaging them, because now that I am in facebook jail I am forced to go to interract with humans….today I said “that looks like something for fags….to a gay guy in a store…then I told a girl that my dog was a tranny cuz it had no balls…but we call it gender fluid….then I told another girl that I needed a sharper knife like a sad teenage girl who is trying to deal with her sads….all things I don’t find a big deal…but other people think they need to react to…weird.

I’m just out here looking for the ultimate troll, but I think TRUMP’s got that on lock…

Paz dela Huerta Run Over on Set Video – PORN
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Hottest Burger King Training Video Ever
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Jessica Simpson Huge Tits
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Jessica Simpson Pimps her Daughter
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Chinese Escalator Goes Into Reverse
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Cunty Taylor Swift
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Kaley Cuoco’s Best Shirt ever
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Paris Hilton Herpes in Maldives
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Jessica Lowndes No Make-Up Monster
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Rooney Mara in Black – Not Black in Her
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Megan Fox in Leggings
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Megan Fox in the Parking Lot
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Gerard Butler is Texting Charlotte McKinney
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs and Booty
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Dr Luke Didn’t Rape Kesha Because She’s Ugly
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Pia Mia Slut
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Nipple of the Day
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See Through of the Day
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Shitty Tattoo of the Day
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It’s Just a Prank Bro….
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Game Of Thrones – the Trump Years
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Dead Pageant Girl Of the Day
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The Simpsons Take on the presidential Candidates –
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Nasa’s Apollo 10
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Willis Cameltoe
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter …
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Today in Fan Girls….
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Charlie Sheen Says He was Addicted to Testosterone Cream
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Some Whore in Lingerie
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Big Bertha’s Pocket Rocket
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Amateur of the Day
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Handjob of the Day
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Trolling a Hooker
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Girls Pose Naked in Hotel Window
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Trimmed Pussy Bro
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Pornstars Teach Sex Moves
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Naked Suicide Girl..They Still Exist
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

23

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass in Pants of the Day

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Bella Thorne loves herself, or at least loves to market herself the best way a girl can market herself, through posing slutty in an era of no slut shaming, where you can be a feminist, and use your sexuality to manipulate men to give you what you want, then yell sexually harassment when they don’t give you what you want…

She’s also the premise of a movie I am working on – about a 40 year old stage mom who moves to LA from Florida to whore out her kids after the divorce, you know to live that famous life she always wanted but got pregnant too young to pursue, only for her kids to not be down with the idea, cuz acting is cheesy and they’re too hip for that…forcing her, Bella Thorne, to take their place and pretend she’s 18….

This movie will happen. I will sue.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW