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2016

23

Feb

Shay Mitchell on a Boat in SHorts of the Day

Shay Mitchell is Canadian Royalty, because she’s from Canada, but escaped the ice wall and snuck her way to Hollywood, never to return to Canada, except maybe for Christmas vacation, where she walks around stuck up West Vancouver where she’s from like a fucking egotistical cunt who thinks she’s better than everyone – because she’s on TV…and that TV show isn’t some Degrassi / Trailor park boys shit…but major American TV – called It’s Pretty Little Liars…a huge fucking show she’s trying to diversify from….you can just tell by the way she’s posing for her own photoshoot that she’s the worst kind of person to have to interract with…

These fucking selfie people are shameless fucks..

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

23

Feb

Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day

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Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old.

She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news….

If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics..

At least rich guys will still fly her around..

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Frida Aasen Nipples for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins…like jerking off to pics of their natives…

Or maybe it’s the Headquarter of the Donald Trump party….or somewhere near hell…because I listen to Christian Radio and Christians fucking terrify me…more than people who don’t believe in a fairy godmother named Jesus…as if his story is reality…

Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, not an amusement part for repressed women to let loose and molest you, but rather a town in Norway, that creates this babe…

Frida Aasen is everything.

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2016

23

Feb

Madison Reed Does the Bridge of the Day

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You know you don’t need to know who a bitch is to appreciate her social media artistic erotica, you can tell because it is black and white, where she half nakedly does a bridge, pussy first…because she can and you care enough to stare…

Her name is Madison Reed, not that it matters.

Posted in:Madison Reed|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Heidi Klum Promoting her Lingerie of the Day

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I like to revisit these lingerie pics of a 50 year old, mom of 5, banged out by Seal, and his baby arm sized cock, you see cuz dude’s rich but has LUPUS scars and no bitch is getting with rich and LUPUS scars unless he’s got a big dick….oh wait….he’s rich…and famous..that’s usually for the big dick ego without the big dick, hell they are even saying Hitler had a botched circumcision from his Rabbi and that’s why he went all Jew killing crazy….dick size don’t matter…but for a German…like Hitler and Heidi Klum it probably does…it fills their weird Nazi based ideology that was only 75 years ago….you know even older than people you probably know….no long ago…which is probably where they got the technology to create this one in a lab….as robot models for big brands who don’t age badly, even when they are into German scat S&M and have a bunch of kid…have a good ROI….

Either way, here is her lingerie..

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Joanna Krupa Topless of the Day

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If a reality TV fame whore, who was an ex Glamour model, which is code for hooker who gets invited to Maxim Superbowl Parties, gets topless on the beach….showing the world her fake tits like she was still in her 20s…or even her 30s….does she make a sound…

The answer is yes…of course she makes a sound…we like our Chicago raised Polish immigrants topless, especially when it comes from a place of desperation and survival, after spending the better part of her life – thinking she’s amazing…cuz all you dudes suck up to these idiots not realizing it makes their hooking unaffordable….

But I like when they fall off, especially when they look this good, with their little fake tits flashed…cuz those communist Genes are tight…and trying to remind you that she exists…

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2016

23

Feb

Olivia Rose for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Her name is Olivia Rose, his name Jonathan Leder…

She is a very fucking busty Miss Kentucky pageant contestent who sure ate her corn because she’s made it to the big city to be a really fucking hot model…

He is a photographer, legendary in some circles, copied by thousands who probably don’t even know he exists…

Together, they’ve come together and made that brat Em Rata obsolete, this is the new, because younger, hotter, always fucking wins..

I posted ALL THESE AWESOME PICS THEY DID TOGETHER HERE

They put out a book together…

Apparently – there’s also a video:

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She’s fucking amazing….

Posted in:Jonathan Leder|Olivia Rose

2016

23

Feb

Lara Stone on Vogue Korea of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once..that’s pretty much all I have to say about that…

She’s a big titty model, who for some reason felt violated because she was wearing a fucking bikini on her vacation and the paparazzi got the pics, and those the world got the pics, and I post every irrelevant whore in a bikini – or at least all the ones who matter – as there are too many whores in bikinis to keep up with..

Well, she’s since got divorced, because with that attitude why would anyone stay with her, she’s a cunt, but still has tits, tits she’s not exploiting topless, but tits she’s still get paid to show off..

Exciting, no, but it happened…can you believe it happened? Vogue Korea. Dreams come true. K-Pop is hotter than this though….but Yes, it still happened, and she’s a model, this is what they do…

I guess what I am saying is that I like when hot girls sue me…because they aren’t ugly girls just complaining.

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

23

Feb

Britt Maren Hot for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Britt Maren is an American Model and now she’s in Nasty Gal campaign, and it’s not her first time, it’s just her more stylized 1970s, Manson inspired vibe that all these hipster photographers from instagram are really into. It’s like let’s get some old muscle car as a prop and we will go out to the desert and do the same fuckng thing EVERYONE FUCKING Does.

It’s better than her last campaign for the brand where they photoshoppped out her nipples but I prefer WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLE

Before Nasty Gal she did Victoria’s Secret, so this Instagram model does the rounds….here are the pics, they are good, just cheesy.