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2016

26

Feb

J.Lo Robot of the Day

I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread….

She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”…

The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits…

I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere.

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2016

26

Feb

Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck..

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2016

26

Feb

Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

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This is what Shakira’s ass has become…

This is what Shakira’s ass was….

Or This one…

I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries…

I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad…

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2016

26

Feb

Emily Rat Cow We Can See Your Bush of the Day

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Emily Rat Cow is the fucking worst, the kind of cunt with zero level of “maybe this is going to end”…because for some reason…she think she’s fucking amazing…despite never really doing anything amazing….all while looking ok…but not that amazing…she’s two years of hype in a fast moving world where people forget about people…even ones they are emotionally attached to and Emrata isn’t one anyone is emotionally attached to…she’s just a set of tits…but a great set of tits…maybe not tits that aren’t even .

But she’s got some great fucking tits, and more interestingly, she’s wearing panties where I can see her bush…and I fucking love bush…even on girls who are garbage…

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2016

26

Feb

Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day

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Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”…

I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work….

Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote…

“I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.”

She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus…

Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean…

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2016

26

Feb

Bella Hadid for Korea of the Day

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Bella Hadid may not be as hot as a K-Pop band’s insane music video featuring Korean girls twerking and dancing like strippers…but she’s got more Plastic surgery than those girls, who are trying to whitify themselves to look more Hollywood, only she’s doing it to be more like a model…and people are buying into it….

She is more North Korean and robotic than K-Pop..and here she is in Bootleg Vogue, you know Korean Market Vogue, because she’s the Bootleg Hadid sister, which is pretty bootleg, considering the one she’s a bootleg of is still only a model because she’s a rich kid…

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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2016

26

Feb

The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

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I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE,

This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds

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I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared..

Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there…

I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory..

Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS….

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2016

26

Feb

Girl Masturbating in a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

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The Phone Snatcher

Real Life Drive By Shooting

Bike Flying

Apartment Block Dreams are Made Of

Bird Saves Other Bird’s Life…

Fed Ex Driver Sleeping

Tampa Police – Body Cam Footage Montage

Hacked in the Head

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2016

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 12 in Facebook Jail

I met three college girls at some really grimy bar, that was once for alcoholics and addicts and hookers, but is now the fun ghetto place for college kids to have cheap beer and feel authetic…

These girls were bragging to me about not using condoms, while fucking everyone, and how they’ve each had Chlamydia more than once…

It got me thinking that I’ve fucked hookers unprotected, and girls who were worst than hookers unprotected, and I’ve never got an STD, yet these white girls with rich parents are bragging about STDs because like drinking at that bar, it gives them street cred…

It was at that moment that I realized, fuck, I’m 46 years old, and I’ve never had an STD, but I want these girls to give me one, so that I can feel youthful and relevant again…

You know the modern EATING BABIES FOR THEIR SOUL….is now getting their CLAP…

It’s OSCAR WEEKEND – CHECK OUT MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Mirror Selfies…
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USA Women’s Gymnastics
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Sony Can’t Free Kesha – But Kesha Will Keep Crying About It
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Women Reverses Into a Shop
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Terry CREWS Porn Addiction
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Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job….
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Katy PErry is Jon Benet Ramsey
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Mindy Kaling in Spanx and a Corest
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Lily Aldridge in LUI…
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Over Excited Dog…
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Hot Girls in Sunglasses
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2016

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11.5 in Facebook Jail

Don’t Forget My OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT HERE

That’s what I do when I am in Facebook Jail…

I make MEMES no one gives a fuck about…

It’s the Facebook jail version of printing license plates, only with more naked under 25 year olds…

The one thing I miss about facebook is seeing how successful and how good the lives of people I hate from my past are…I wake up in cold sweats wondering who’s on a great vacation and who just got a new sports car…right…

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Big Tits that Aren’t in a Bra
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Posh Spice – Quits Heels – a Retrospective
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Kylie Jenner Swears She Didn’t Get a Boob Job
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The Spice Girls Live
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Miranda Kerr Jogging in Spandex
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Diplo FUcks LORDE
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out
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120 Years of Portable Calculators
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Lorde Did a Divid Bowie Tribute
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David Bowie’s Son Approves LORDE
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Charli XCX Ass Flash
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E-Cig Explodes in Guy’s Pocket
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Kelly Rohrbach Working Out…
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Cruel Intentions Reboot – Coming to NBC – Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar…Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas
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A Bunch of Instagram Whores
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Lily Donaldson at the Brit Awards
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Surf or DIE!
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Red Light Runner…
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Leigh Anne Pinnock’s Nipple Slip
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Rihanna and Drake HUMP at the BRIT AWards
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Girls at the Brit Awards
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Elton John VS Janet Jackson
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Cop Arrested for Jerking Off on Duty
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Wimpiest Muscleman
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Khloe Kardashian Monster
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Pregnant Taylor Swift Legs
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Instagram Slut….
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Instant and Unexpected Head Injury
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Oasis VS the Music Industry
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Kesha Denies Being Raped
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Rihanna Possible See THrough of the Day
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Neve Campbell Lives
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versin See Through at the BRIT Awards of the Day
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Pam Anderson on her Baywatch Cameo
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Florida Trash Charlotte McKinney Exploiting her TIts
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Too Rich to Care
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Slutty Toronto Maple Leaf Fans
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Naked Man on a Punching Bag
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Jess Impiazzi in a Sports Bra
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Johnny Depp at the WOrld Athiest Conference
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Polish Boob Model
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Shaved VAGINA
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This Girl’s Got a Great Pussy
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Park Sex
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Newark Cop Shoots Unarmed Man
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Some Chick in See Through panties
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Talented LABIA
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Brunette wants Public Sex
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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