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2016

Mar

Maria Sharapova Drug Addict of the Day

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Maria Sharpova is known for being a tennis player people jerked off to…but now she can shit on her entire career, that I don’t even know whether it’s that impressive of a career, but for a Russian who’s not working as a sex worker or Olympic weight lifter / gymnast is pretty good…

Because she’s a performance drug taker…The drug is called meldonium, she’s been on it of 10 years so her entire career and the drug became banned on January 1st of this year…she was taking it for “magnesium deficiency”…LOL…sure you were. I call it needing to make millions to send back to the family in Russia and to maintain the good life…

“Meldonium was reported to elevate the concentrations of ?-butyrobetaine hydroxylase in testes tissues;[5] in addition, long term (90 days) administration of meldonium was reported to improve sexual performance, sperm motility and concentration of testosterone in boars, although further studies are needed to confirm the potential of using meldonium as a sperm motility and sperm quality-enhancing agent”

I guess what I’m saying is that who cares, she’s old now, jacked with testosterone but here she is in some of her best work…

I have a thing for women’s tennis called sexual grunts and panties…sweaty pussy filled panties…dripping…sweaty pussy…

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2016

Mar

Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy

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This is brilliant.

I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic….

But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous…

That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney…

But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck…

So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get…

Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ…

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2016

Mar

Phoebe Price and Friend Titty Shake of the Day

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Like the concept of a “Blog”, versus running a social media account, because people are too lazy to type in a website name in their browser, and only like clicking through to things on their favorite Apps, Pheobe Price is representative of a simpler time in working the media for celebrity, notoriety, attention and all that good stuff….

Instead of posting compelling content and using the proper tags on her instagram, because instagram didn’t exist, she was out there where the celebrities were, getting the paparazzi to grab some pics of her because they saw her so often and figured she was interesting enough in her publicity stunt to grab a picture of….and the blogs were starved for content and wrote about her because she was making a spectacle for the paparazzi and that was interesting enough to dig a bit deeper into who Phoebe Price was…

But no one reads blogs, trust me, I know this first hand, so I guess she’s figuring out new tactics to get back out there in the media…because paparazzi alone can’t create you, you need a social strategy or to find that relevance.

She’s been at it for a long fucking time, and it is really who she is, partnering up with her friend to do self produced weirdness only makes sense…so she’s doing it by doing creepy, yet amazing, possibly too old to be doing this type of thing, videos for social media…with another girl who is always in the media called Ana Braga..

These ladies fascinate me…while I stare at their tits..because they are still doing this famewhoring thing…relentless, especially considering they haven’t done sex tapes yet!

Seriously, this is better than all these other instagram models naked in bed, bikini on beach, holding tea products…

Posted in:Videos

2016

Mar

Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

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I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”…

Seriously.

I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying.

The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t

I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off..

Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes.

Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family…

I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”…

Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die.

Where’s the video?

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2016

Mar

Surfer Girls in Body Painted Wet Suits of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these Surfer Girls are but they have their wet suits bodypainted on.

The dude behind the body painting is ROUSTAN and this video is going pretty fucking viral – for a reason I call naked girls….half naked girls…pretty much naked tits bouncing like they are naked…because they are naked…on the beach…doing something we’d all like doing if our idea of surfing…wasn’t cruising the internet for girls like this who are actually living…

I guess what it comes down to is that girls are better when they are naked, half naked, or painted…

Posted in:Videos

2016

Mar

Nude Woman Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

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Cheater Escapes Married Woman’s House

Knocked Out By Fast Food Employee

Shoplifter Gets Stripped…

Crazy Old Man Attacks Painter….

Woman Gets Scared By Toy…

Beer Truck Destroys Bikes

Casper the Octopus

Stick Fight in Internet Cafe

Mom and Daughter Vs Shopping Cart..

Asshole Pulling His Donkey

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2016

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 22 in Facebook Jail

When I was fingering a 20 year old with her pants off as we drove down the highway and through residential neighborhoods this past weekend, I didn’t once think “wow I really miss posting on Facebook”…

I guess there is more to life than Facebook, like fingering 20 year old girls with their pants of while on the highway…..

Seriously.

Here some morning links…because this stuff matters!

Girls Who Fish…
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Dolphin Chasing Dachsund
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Priyanka Chopra’s Tits on Fallon
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Beyonce Performs Whitney Houston Because She’s an Egotistical Cunt
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Bella Thorne in Fur
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Getting Robbed in Brazil
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Abigail Ratchford is Half Naked
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Kirsten Dunst Nipples
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Dude Robs the Wrong Store
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Kit Kat Implanted into a Chocolate Bar
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Two Grannies – One Lamborghini
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Cat Becomes Spiderman
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Elvira Bach is Hot
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Kids React to Trump
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Cyclist Chased by an Ostrich
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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2016

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 19 in Facebook Jail

Don’t tell a girl who sends you nudes that you’d be more upset if you heard a hamster got raped than a dumb college gir…because the hamster won’t go on and on about and because the hamster is cute and doesn’t put himself in situations to get drugged…needless to say it caused a roadblock I was very capable of naviagting around…because she still sent the nudes….

Don’t tell a girl you fuck who has a rape fetish that if you’re going to rape anyone, even for sport, it will be someone who would never fuck me…especially not at a bar, where the bartender comes up to you and asks you to leave because they are a queer space and a safe space…

Guess what ethnicity she was…lesbian..

Facebook Jail has given me a lot of time to think!!!

Here’s Madonna’s Back…

Here are stepLINKS..

A Bunch of Girls Getting Dirty
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Ozzy Fucked the Nannies
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Mel B – Big Tits…
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Katie Holmes is Not Engaged to Jamie Foxxxxx
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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Leggings
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Luke Skywalker – Might Be Gay
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Watch Trump in Michigan where the Car People Hate Mexico…
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The Faces of Kate Upton – Because Kate Upton’s Face is What They Like
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What Do Pornstars Tell Their Parents
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Giant Blackhead
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What Happens When You Put Marshmallows in a Vaccuum
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Sluts Try to Distract Basketball Players
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Renee Olstead’s in Drag
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Miley is Becoming a Housewife
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The Crazy OJ Story
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Keanu Reeves Shooting Up Shit for John Wick
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipples
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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The Evolution of the Disney Princesses
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Reese Witherspoon’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Girls in Slutty Selfies
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Stella Maxwell’s Topless on the Beach for Victoria’s Secret
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Norwegian Kids Surprise Old Man – Interesting Premise….
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Dude Hikes from Mexico to Canada
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Margot Robbie’s Cleavage
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Whole Foods Sells Pre-Peeled Oranges in Plastic – Because Organic Orange Peel Aren’t Pre-Packaged Enough
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Gigi Hadid Tit Flash…
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Obama Blesses Chrissy Teigen’s Unborn Kids
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Drive Thru Aligator Prank – This is so Dumb….
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Kirsten Dunst’s Pokies
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Justin Timberlake Sucks Up to Jessica Biel
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Crystal Reed – Hard Nipple
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Lil Dicky – A Rapper People Love – Doesn’t Spend Money
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Piggy Ariel Winter Hiking
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Carrot Top Cold Sore of the Day
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Freakishly Skinny While Pregnant Bikini Wearing Fitness Model
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More Kayley Cuoco in Cosmo
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Amanda Seyfried is Awesome
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YOu’re Never Too Old to be a Sugar Baby
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Emmy Rossum is Such Garbage…
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Pervy Things that Bounce
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Denny’s Waiter Tipped With Blowjob
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Brave Woman Stops Robbery
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Some Fat Chick Naked in a the Snow
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Dude Teaching Girls How To Squirt / PEE
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Threesome of the Day
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Hot Girl Taking Shower
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t even like Bella Thorne. I don’t find her hot…but for some reason, a reason I call everyone hyping her up as she HYPES herself up, all day everyday, I am following the storyline…it doesn’t mean I like the storyline, I mean I watched the entire FULLER HOUSE Series and hated every fucking episode..doesn’t mean I’m into it…it just sort of happens…

Yes she’s got a nice body, that reminds me of a 40 year old more than an 18 year old, she’s in the gym all the fucking time, she’s got a booty….because all she does is fucking work out..but she’s so fucking desperate, trying so fucking hard, cockteasing everyone intentionally, and for that, we should hate her, cockteasing to get ahead is the basis of strippers, and that makes them the worst…taking advantage of us and our weaknesses …it’s the equivalent of men sexualizing women…because the women are sexualizing themselves to get ahead,…making us weak and possibly punished for the boner they gave us…

Point being, it looks like she’s on the bottom feeding bikini shoot for the paparazzi because sites like bikini pics desperation….

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2016

Mar

Kendall and Gigi in their Underwear of the Day

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God these girls are annoying…trashy, attention seeking reality stars, who think they are working, when they are really just

The highlight of this video is not Gigi and Kendall in their underwear, where GIGI talks about her tit size during her period, or Kendall Stuffing her tit with chicken cutlets, but rather when Kendall Calls her Dad – Dad….

Topless Kendall massaging Gay man sounding fat chick Kim Kardashian….or all these idiots fawning over themselves in a “you’re so great”…no “you’re so great”…nonsense..

The sick thing in all this is that these people think what they are doing is actually of importance…stupid vapid, spoiled, coddled, overrated, overexposed, lazy fucking no morals, all that is wrong with vain America, the reason for Reality Stars running for president, a bunch of fucking retard Bra Stuffers…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW