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2016

18

Mar

David Sims For Self Service Magazine of the Day

I think this photoshoot by David Sims for Self Service Magazine is more a study in my love of tits, than a study of interesting, compelling, artistic, high concept, artistic, nicely toned or interestingly framed photos…

The models include:

Anoushka, Aida Becheanu, Hannah Bennett, Amy Blakemore, Emily Bostock, Anna Brimma, Kat Grube, Chloe Hayward, Ella Hope. Emily Jones, Josephine Loveless, Alexandra M., Kaia Moore, Lily Nova, Tamara Young

But the only reason I am posting it is because the lead in pic is a model’s tits.

I love how simplistic I am, pretty much a fucking primate, “is there nipple, I don’t care about who’s nipple, or what that nipple is for, so long as there’s nipple”…is my editorial policy…

Pretty pathetic really, but in a world of clickbait and content that doesn’t matter, might as well have a nipple in it, to make it have at least some value.

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2016

18

Mar

Weird Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Asians Go Shrimp Crazy

Asian Strip Girl fro Stealing Another Woman’s Man

Stealing Nun

The Video of the American Removing the North Korean Poster

Lucky Electrician

Dick on a Naked Sky Dive

Insane Scooter Rider

Cops Run Over Civilian During a Police Chase

Fight at the Chicken Coop

Pizza Shop Drive Thru

Store Clerk Saves Baby

Posted in:News|Videos

2016

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if the hangover rate this morning is higher than the regular hangover rate – because all you basic idiots decided to go whitest of white person event and celebrate St Patrick’s Day…like it matters…because it doesn’t…but I guess any excuse to get drunk is a good one, and I’d rather see Leprechaun hats on these racist fucks at their white power rally, than Sombreros like it was Cinco..but I prefer my white person events to be college girls in bikinis…

The highlight of my night was telling a woman “she’s got nice legs for a mom”…

Seriously.

That was the highlight of my night, because St Patrick’s day is dumb and all the woman participating were as hot as 40 year old moms.

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls with Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Dog Friendly Jumped on a Woman who Now Has Brain Damage and is Suing
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Amy Poehler is Drying Up California
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Victoria’s Secret in Lingerie
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Undercover Superman
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Throwback Pfeiffer Tits
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Party Girl Tiffany Trump
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The Handwriting Machine…
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Expectation VS Reality – The Travel Edition
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Ping Pong Soccer
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Drunk Woman VS Freeway
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Underboob!
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2016

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s day, so go out there and find some beer drinking women, who look like beer drinking women, because at closing of the bar, they’ll be down to get their beer drinking guts cummed all over…

It’s a fact, some of the grossest looking girls lurk in Irish pubs…and who needs St Patrick Day when we are Drunken…Everyday…

Here are some stepLINKS

Vintage Helen Mirren
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Katherine Heigl Does Kitty Litter Commercials
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The Ben Hur Trailer
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Mischa Barton Midriff
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Claudia Romani White Bikini
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Amber Rose Nipples
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Jessica Lowndes TITs..
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Jennifer Garner Cleavage…
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Kate Hudson Pokies
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Nina Agdal Bikini Dance….
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The Creepiest Dad Ever
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Lucy Hale in Elle
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Giant Waves Beat a Car
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Miley Cyrus Pokies in a Sweater
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Brea Grant See Through
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Drunk Emma Roberts
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Alison Brie isn’t Hot
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Lily Aldridge Leaves Plastic Surgeon in Short Shorts
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Kirsten Dunst Big Tits
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Someone Named Michelle Monaghan
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Bad Tattoo of the DAy
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Physics Behind Transporters
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Someone Named Ashley Greene
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I love this American Cry Baby
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Save the Stout
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Victoria Justice in a Robe
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Can You Blend a Hydraulic Press
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Kristin Cavallari Big Tits
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Paper AIrplane Contest
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Julianne Hough’s Vacation
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Is ALuminum Bulletproof
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Ghost Facts!
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Ava Sambora Bikini
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Rihanna Loves Beyonce Because Beyonce Owns Rihanna
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Girls Who Selfies
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Kendra Roll Big Tits…
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A Couple Girls Naked in bed
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How Deep is TOO Deep
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Mom Legs of the Day
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Beer in Pussy Stripper
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Big Boobs and Her Dildo
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Oiled Up Roma
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Toilet Brush Dildo
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Naked By the Ocean
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Pornstars Read Mean Comments
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

17

Mar

Stefanie Knight Gets Her Lucky Charms for Cavan Clark of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day. I would go out drinking, but chose to just stay in drinking, because St Patrick’s Day really brings out the worst quality girls in the world. Just fat, sloppy, drunk, piggish women who may want to fuck because they are turning up in their shitty mid 30s sad life….

Maybe I hang in the wrong dive bars…because our friend and brilliant photographer CAVAN CLARK has a very different impression or Luck of the Irish on St Patrick’s Day with this amazing girl named Stefanie Knight …and the amazing thing, since I’ve got the inside info, is that these aren’t retouched, straight from Camera in a world of lies…amazing.

She’s got me lucky charms and she’s magically delicious. #ireland….This is a themed shoot worth lookin’ at….cereal bikini for life.

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Stefanie Knight on: Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

FIND YOURSELF SOME MORE Cavan Clark on: INSTAGRAM

Posted in:SFW|stepEXCLUSIVE

2016

17

Mar

Bella Thorne Bikini Leprechaun of the Day

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It’s St Patricks Day and there’s nothing more Irish than a ginger, and there’s no other ginger, rocking her fiery red hair, that we can assume fires up her crotch if she’s cool enough to have a bush, rather than go bald like an early 2000s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, who has no choice but to control her body hair seeing as she’s a fucking Sasquatch…

Not that this has to do with Kim K, it’s Bella Thorne, the only 40 year old who pretends she’s 18, teen actress, who is sexualizing herself with a virtual wink, like “I know what I’m doing”..this social media shit is a joke you horny fucks..

And I’m very into whatever she’s selling…she’s the best thing going on in pop culture / media / acting, in an era of everyone wanting to be famous at least on instagram, it just seems more legit when she’s got an acting career to back it up…

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I still love this video of her telling her BF to fuck her ass..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt.

Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Ariel Winter in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve seen fat girls in bikinis..

I know fat chicks, I’ve fucked fat chicks, I’ve married fat chicks, and one thing all fat chicks have in common, is a bag of tricks to make them look less fat…

This is straight up look at her, where you can see that her thighs aren’t rubbing together and she’s got some waist to hip going on…which if you told her to go sideways, that stomach definition is not from abs, but more from a gut she’s letting hang out…while sucking in her sides…

I’d also like to see her back, to see the tape pulling in that waist and thighs, because there’s a lot you can do as a fat girl…when it comes to faking it…

I don’t know why this breast reduced after breast reduction girl is a thing, but I guess American perverts are still into the young girls on sitcoms…which amazes me in this era of you not needing cable or to be polluted by such shit…but alas TV and the child stars with tits so big they cut them off still live…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking average.

She peaked in her nude pics, and I have a feeling that has less to do with her actual nude body, and more about some awkward, heavily marketed A-Lister getting exposed naked, thanks to some idiot who is going to go to jail for 18 months to 5 years for hacking her shit, I mean her tits were good, but not worth the pay days she gets with her acting…

So even in blue paint for the fetishists / nerds who are so fucking into anything comic book or AVATAR…ready to market the new X-Men because it makes her 10s of millions of dollars she probably thinks she deserves…and that she feels good about because she filters off a percentage of her earning to charity instead of paying taxes on it…

Evil..

But I guess all these girls in Hollywood, famous, Oscar Winning, cocky and coddled are just the fucking worst..

But I have no choice buy to post this…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Em Rat Cow Face and Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski (RAT COW), has been making news today, thanks to Kim Kardashian sending her flowers. Weird.

The flowers weren’t the weird part. They were some bullshit thanking for Rat Cow for standing up for her in her quest to be an empowered woman by getting naked and celebrating her body…a body created by plastic surgery and filters…which in and of itself isn’t empowered at all…it’s just freakish vanity…and turning to Em Rat Cow who is doing the EXACT same thing as Kim, getting naked, pretending to be empowered, because she gets paid, when really she’s just sexualizing herself, is just evidence of how intellectual these cunts are…

The weird thing is that Em Rat Cow is a girl who got her break in a Kanye Video a few years ago….who before Blurred Lines video, was being flown around to meet Kanye to fuck…including when Kanye was with Kim K….

I guess it is all bullshit lies, just marketing, and if I know Kanye fucks Em Rat Cow, so does Kim K, but why care, when it can be leveraged for marketing purposes…

So many idiots..

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW