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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

Day 2 in Facebook Jail:

Today, I went outside and saw…there is a whole world out there and not snooping on people every thought and photo and rant…made me far less angry…

I didn’t actually go outside, I don’t leave the house, but I don’t miss facebook, those fuckers are the devil

I do miss when they run ads based on phone coversations I have though…It’s like “I was just talking to my friend in Miami about miami on the phone and boom, all of a sudden Miami Ads..such a coincidence…it’s like FB reads my mind”…because they read my emails….

I don’t know why I’m posting this, but I do know I won’t be watching the Grammys..I don’t have a TV…but if I did, I definitely would…and I’d post all the amazing and exciting things on the site…but that’ll have to wait til tomorrow…

Here are some stepLINKS

HUGE FUCKING TITS!
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Cindy Crawford is a Slutty George Washington
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Jennifer Lawrence is Dating Aziz Ansari
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Elle Fanninging in Lingerie
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All of the Sports Illustrated Pics…HERE
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Rebel Wilson is Silly
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Malin Akerman Topless
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Narcissism is On The Rise – It’s a Fact – You’re Not So Special
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Fame WHore Nipples
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Kat Dennings Fat Tits
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Kanye Wants Mark Zuckerberg to Give Him 1 Billion
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Star Wars Episode VIII Teaser
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1000 Pics of India Reynolds
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Homeless Vet’s Intense Reaction…
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Rumer WIllis has a Sweet Rack
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Katy Perry’s Insane Outfit
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More Katy Perry Slutty
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Evolution of Porsche 911
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Ariel Winter – Fat Tits
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TV Reporter Pussy
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ass in Black Bathing Suit
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Dad Throws a Giant Snowball at Kid
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Leo Wins Some Bullshit
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Megan Fox Leggings
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Georgina Howard for Agent Provovateur
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Emma Watson’s Bare Ass
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Rebel Wilson VS the Oscars
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Fearne Cotton in a Bikini
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Kid Fails 2016
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Gwen Stefani Slutty with Blake Shelton
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Juliette Lewis in Shorts
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Adele in VOgue
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Girls in Sports Bra…
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Emmy Rossum – Cleavage….
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Mike Snow’s New Video – Ghengis Khan – Sounds a Bit Too Adam Levine To Me
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I would Fuck Michael Fassbender’s Girlfriend
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The Most Luxurious Airplane in the World
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Katharine McPhee -> Cleavage
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Malin Akerman Pokies
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Bai Ling Big Tits
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Japanese Vending Machine Restaurant and Food Unboxing
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Lady Gaga’s David Bowie Tattoo
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Nina Agdal Shaving Cream Bikini
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Maria Menounos Legs….
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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So Many Amazing Thigh Gaps
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Milk Enema WIN
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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She’s a Squirter
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Back of the Car Fuck
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Naked Tanning Bitches
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Busty Secretary
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Skinny Dipping Babes
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Topless Tranny Fight
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Leggings Erotica
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Lesbian Sauna
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2016

Feb

Rihanna’s Totally See Through of the Day

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Rihanna nipples because like most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors, she’s got nipples…

Nipples that she doesn’t mind showing off, because they are just nipples, and she’s into the whole exhibitionist thing now that she’s sold her soul to the media and entertainment industry.

Nipples that other girls like Rita Ora are trying to emulating, even though they aren’t are great…but nipples that despite not being that great are still adorned by the world…because she’s Rihanna….

Fascinating stuff right here…

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TO SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

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2016

Feb

Hilary Duff on All Fours in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff in all her thick and fit and muscular and pudgy and mom in her 30s glory…decided to do her own version of Sports Illustrated Coverage …..crawling around on all fours like she’s doing a parody of a swimsuit shoot for the paparazzi because she knows she could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase of perverts would still stand by her side. She could be 400 lbs and her loyal fanbase would line up to wipe her shitty ass….cuz she can’t reach….an ass that’s covered in sand because she’s not 400 lbs, and if she was, it’d be all muscle.

TO SEE THE REST OF HILARY DUFF EROTICA CLICK HERE

BONUS – HERE SHE IS IN A LACY TOP…

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2016

Feb

Gigi Hadid has a Nipple of the Day

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Gigi Hadid looked liked she had breast implants in my MASSIVE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED ROUND UP – that you can SEE ALL THE PICS OF HERE but based on her nipples in this see through shirt at Fashion week, I can’t tell if her tits are real or not, I’m too busy looking at her nipples.

I don’t find her that great, she’s overrated and overexposed, only unlike other famewhores with their 5 minute careers, she keeps getting more and more popular…

You could argue that her dad may have bought her career…because with the right team it is easy to win over idiots and gain followers…and he likes an excuse to be in the model world backstage…other than just being an old, rich, creepy man…but she brought the tits and the tits are what matter.

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TO SEE EVERYTHING GOING ON AT FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE

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2016

Feb

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was even more horrible as it is now because we had no choice in the matter of who became famous…

The people we were forced to talk about and pay attention to or read about in the media were these garbage idiots that the networks pulled out of casting couches and created storylines around…

Instead of us choosing our youtubers and instagrammers to follow….defining AND curating our own pop culture experience….

There was a show called Laguna Beach and The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and The Kardashians, you know the early to market scripted reality garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter. The addictive storylines pandering the basic human condition for idiot kids, making garbage people famous…..in what I guess is just some silly soap opera….

Well she reminds me of broken dreams, now that she’s a mom, and you can check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

TO SEE THE REST OF WHITNEY PORT IN BIKINI
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2016

Feb

Scary Spice Mel B in a Bikini of the Day

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I tell you what I want – what I really really want…I want Scary Spice in more bikini pics because she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to – what 20 years ago now…that’s sounds pretty fucking crazy until you look at how her body has aged and then you realize “yep that would take about 20 years to happen”….not that I am hating on this, how could I hate on a set of hard nipples in a green tank top in an era when we didn’t have porn…yes we actually jerked off to music videos…not together but everyone did it…we had limited fucking options…

I don’t know why she’s covered in sand in Turks and Caicos with a dude who she’ll probably marry, she marries everyone, except Eddy Murphy but that’s because he’s more into pretending he never knocked her up…

She’s thick,..and she’s old and for some reason I call #blacklivesmatter… I like it..

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2016

Feb

Jojo Bra Top of the Day

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Jojo Levesque is the mystery Jailbait who is no longer jailbait…but she’s obviously back on the scene trying to get some attention, unless wearing a bra for the paparazzi has nothing to do with trying to get attention and everything to do with style…

You know this is just her look, it’s what she likes to wear, wrap her up in fishnet everyday of the week, it’s how she goes to the fucking grocery store…and is not about her showing off her fitness body or any of that shit thirsty bitches do….

She’s Jojo, she doesn’t need to be famous because she’s got talent and a history…you know with her body of work, that was also a body grown men wanted to have sex with because she was in the media and underage and that’s enough for grown men to want to have sex with a girl….unless they are in canada, where they can have sex with the girl but choose not to since 16-17 year olds are fucking crazy and even 18 is too fucking young…

Oh and she fucks very fucking black dudes…which the same pervert fanbase probably can’t handle..

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2016

Feb

UK Fame Whore of the Day

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I don’t even know who this girl is, but I like her hustle. She knows that when she is to leave a club or party where the paparazzi are present, to flash and strip down however much clothing she can manage to rip off before exposing herself, in order to ensure being talked about in the tabloids, because to some people, being in the tabloids is a stamp of approval that they matter or exist, and without that coverage, they are just slutty girls past their prime, but those same people are the kind of people who behave like this in public and it is glorious enough for me….being the pervert that I am….

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2016

Feb

Christina Milian’s Big Cleavage of the Day

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I am not a fan of Christina Milian or her comeback tour. Where she’s managed to leverage everything she can doing the low level tricks of fame whoring to get followers and attention…

She was a one hit wonder, who had a kid with this dude who is a very famous producer and has song writing credits on major hits, so many that when they were together he was able to get her on some, because he probably knew the residuals would mean less alimony since bitch doesn’t work….

She’s a second tier host on a singing show that is hugely successful, working as their social media person, but only this past year has been able to get a following because she gets more and more aggressive with her pics..because tits get his..

So if it’s not some pool party, see through shirt, bikini paparazzi pics, it’s cleavage…as she knows how to get talked about…since we’re all as basic as she is in her hustle…

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2016

Feb

Elle Fanning for Vogue Australia of the Day

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Elle Fanning is the sister of creepy Dakota fanning…

She’s 17…

So I guess Vogue Australia thinks it’s ok to dress up 17 year olds in lacy outfits…which isn’t as bad as you jerking off to 17 year olds in lacy outfits….who I guess don’t count as 17 because they are from Hollywood and in movies and thus have no parents or souls…having sex at 12 with creepy perverts because it’s the Wild West with no rules..they are the fucking rules…and they distract their vapid and disgustingness with morally sound movies…

Oh wait, she does have a dad, his name is Steven J. Fanning, who played minor league baseball for teams affiliated with the St. Louis Cardinals and now works as an electronics salesman in Los Angeles..

I guess at 17, it’s grey area legally, but knowing you – you’ve been a fan since “I am Sam”…

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