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2016

15

Mar

Ava Sambora CameltoeHits Rock Bottom Before it Even Starts of the DAy

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Ava Sambora is this amazing, cute, young, youthful, babe that Heather Locklear shat out of her during her Melrose Place Bon Jovi groupie years…

She’s rich, she’s got a budget to be creating content and her own career as a lifestyle blogger, like a Kardashian only less troll like, and more blonde, fit and youthful on the beach…

You know Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween… who may not even be troubled, but just part of the era of social media stardom, and is now taking her modeling to the bottom of the fucking barrel…

You may not know this, but this water company, who I avoid always, since it is owned by an evil paparazzi dude who tried to sue me at least once, understands that staged shitty paparazzi pics on the beach – get picked up by the press…

They use that basic, bottom of the barrel fact to get girls into working for them for free, sometimes even promising them the “billboard” on the Sunset Strip which is a whole pile of bullshit…

The girls they get are washed up, playboy cyber girls and other bottom feeding paparazzi whores…normally escorts…But the pics get picked up, since dude owns the pap agency and blogs like bikini pics…

So it makes absolutely no sense, why a connected girl would look at this route and think it’s good strategy…

She should just call me – I can help.. This is the equivalent of a finding out your daughter is on heroin…not just weed.

Bad. So bad. Hot ass though. Hot young ass though…

Ava…Answer my instagram message.

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2016

15

Mar

Diane Kruger in a Magazine of the Day

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Diane Kruger is almost 40 and she’s pretty fucking hot…

She best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson, because Dawson’s Creek makes American Dreams come true…

Maybe she is also known for her own stab at hollywood by being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and National Treasure 3 and a bunch of other shit she’s getting paid…whatever else she has done before this a photoshoot…

What it comes down to, is she is German..therefore dudes shit on her….and she likes it..

Oh and she’s a Nazi…or from Nazi roots, but with a name like Kruger, maybe she was more from a concentration camp survivor roots…either way…let’s stick to the getting shit on storyline..

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2016

15

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy Fitness of the Day

I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant…and that Karlie Kloss, despite her hopes and dreams since Taylor Swift is a good sugar baby, the kind you befriend and let play barbie with you, because she’s a more solid client than Victoria’s Secret, and throw a kid in the mix so guaranteed income comes into the mix for the next 18 years…solid..

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But at least they have the shitty poetry of their gym…to hold their cheesy mainstream bullshit rich as fuck lives together…

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The charmed life…

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2016

15

Mar

Karina Jelinek Fun on a Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Olga Karina Jelinek Yamaguchi….she’s an Argentine personality…who knows how to get it done.

You may know her from “H Para Hombres”….or the hit show …Bailando por un Sueño,

She’s 34 and I guess figures it is time to throw it in the fucking towel on being subtle now that there’s a timeline and really when you’re from South America, you have a different relationship with your tits than American girls, you sort of just have them, own them, and put them out there as the baby feeders that they are…whereas American girls need to pretend it’s for feminism or some shit…

Either way, we all win cuz we all get to see them tits…all tits..feed me tits.

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2016

15

Mar

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Kiss of the Day

In an era where everyone is a fucking lesbian, or a hipster with lesbian tendencies, because pussy is fun, especially when wet…and being about eating it rather than getting fucked by dick…despite lesbians loving dick…even though they hate dick…but stick things in them like a dick…and use sperm from dick to make babies…despite hating dick..but loving dick…because guys are gross…is the trend…

I don’t know one dude who ever said how hot or feminine Kristen Stewart is. I haven’t even met Twilight fans who wanted to fuck her, they were about the hotter one…so seeing her kissing her lover is more a question of who takes the more dominant role…while both look equally masculine in this gender fluid world…

I do know that lesbians, like Vegans, love when people know they are lesbian…it is good for business.

Nothing hot here, her love is some French singer named SOKO who can be found at the bank cashing in on this press.

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2016

15

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski’s 1800 View video of the Day

I like tracking irrelevance…especially when that irrelevance is in the form of an ego, who thinks she’s important and of value, and who charges brands a lot of money to promote their products, like a bootleg Kardashian who likely has the same plastic surgeon, because of that whole being LA thing…

So Em Rata was an instagram model, who wasn’t even really that good at instagram, who cleverly did a nude shoot because she has great tits, and those tits changed her fucking life, they got her in a music video, put her on the map and got her fucked by Ben Affleck for his movie, totally legitimizing her…garnering millions of fan…not including me, since she blocked me…

And now this mall brand called Express put out a video of her 14 days ago, which is a lifetime in internet terms…

And it got 1800 views…

1800 people out of her “engaged”, obsessed, fan base watched the video…because no one fucking cares bitch, just keep showing us the tits..

At least, for her, she managed to trick this brand to probably bay her 100,000 dollars or more, when she converts for shit…

The end is near…because she’s not even hot…she’s just a fucking lie…a lie no one believes in…except maybe her boyfriend she probably cheats on….for opprotunity…because take what your bird face can get…right…I say stick to showing us your tits.

Here are the shitty pics..

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2016

15

Mar

#stepGIRLS and Their Mouths for FEZ of the Day

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We partnered with brilliant, young, fashionable, current, amazing, lovely, mouth oriented photographer Nastia.jpg ….and dry leaf portable stylish amazing vaporizer FEZ …..and together we made some mouth art….because mouths are the most erogenous, romantic zones…because mouths are hot, not only kiss, suck, eat, lick, bite and swell up when ovulating, to seduce…but a good mouth, like good tits, is something women strive for at the plastic surgeon’s office…big lips sink ships and speak to my soul…when suckcing on a vape…being all erotic and shit…seducing me and shit…tongues everywhere and shit…without the shit because that would be gross!

FOR SOME COOL FUCKING VAPES VISIT CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Mar

Courtney Stodden Endorses Bernie Sanders in the Weirdest Way of the Day

The Highlight of Courtney Stodden WAS HER SEX TAPE that wasn’t a sex tape, but rather just a reminder of the caliber of talent she is….a hooker who TAkES BATHS AND MASTURBATES WITH HER CLOWN TITS

Not that there is really a highlight to Courtney Stodden, no one even knows who this bitch is, she was in tabloids for being some “teen” bride, despite being 40, with some Actor from LOST or some shit…but the general public, people who don’t pay attention to tabloids, never really happened…even with the SEX TAPE

Yet she still happened…only now, she’s having a harder time tricking us into thinking she’s young, seeing as she looks 100 fucking years old and broken…she’s Terrifying…but I thought that when she first happened….

She’s attaching herself to anything she can to get some buzz, like this “Bernie Sanders” clip…where her husband wears a Bernie mask and she sings “TALK BERNIE TO ME”…

Crazy, but not really as crazy as Donald Trump winning the election with his half statements because he’s working for Hilary Clinton and/or the media, and the media has created him…I mean if he says boo, all these idiots start to analyzing it, he must be laughing with the free publicity. Just hearing quotes from him is jokes…but seeing people read into it, is even more hilarious. I’m Canadian, so none of this matters, except for the desperation and trashiness in Courtney Stodden’s fake lips and tits…that shit is golden…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

15

Mar

The Old Scratch and Sniff and Other Videos of the Day

Thug in Woman’s Panties

Sex in the Truck

Father Teaches Kid How to Smoke

Classy Knock Out

Dumb Woman VS Bull…Poor Bull

Nazi Loving 7-Eleven Employee

Filipino X-Ray Security on the Job

Drunk Driver VS Concrete Wall

Husband Beat by Wife’s Brother for Cheating

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Based on the emails I get, people seem to think I am an ignorant, uneducated, drunk with my head up my own ass in terms of my content and the things I write and post…

I like to think I am enlightened because I am ignorant, uneducated, drunk and I would have my head up my own ass if I could fit it in, since at 45 years old I still haven’t had a prostate orgasm and don’t like ass play, and at 45 probably have limited time left with my prostate…

I guess what I am trying to say is who cares about the opinion of some weird fan boys who read “celeb” blogs…they are some early 2000s shit and I’m amazed I am still doing this 12 years later….since it’s not clickbait lists with 10 pics and a caption to communicate with the moron youth…who only get social media and things that pander to their egos…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Chloe Grace Didn’t Want to Fight with Kim Kardashian
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Some Whore in a Bikini
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Guy Does Online Dating as a Woman
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Kendra Wilkinson Makes Her Kid Read Playboy
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Caitlin Jenner Bubble Bath.
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One Direction – Face Tattoo
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Some Lowbrow Humor
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Jake Gyllenhaal…is Such a Cunt
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Super Famous Ronaldo Goes Out for a Cup of Tea…
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Make a Fire with a Lemon
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