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2016

12

Feb

America’s Royal Family of the Day

What kind of circus did these people get released from. If this isn’t the most amazing yet disturbing picture of the Kardashians, including Stroke Face Odom who couldn’t even escape their evil spell, I am sure they’ll be releasing one that is…

Shot by the talented @iamjamiemccartney ….in what is the first a picture saying 1000 words….

These women, including Bruce, are monsters, actual fucking monsters…and the family look like they were cast for some Harmony Korine or Todd Solondz or Troma type movie, you know those filmmakers who did “weird” for the sake of weird and went over the top with weird…

It’s like they are a contrived made for TV bootleg even cable access caliber rich family of freakshows…because they are….yet they are also the most powerful, rich, high paid spokesmodel…because people to care…

So just when I am thinking that if you’re into necrophilia – the best way for your lover to have died is probably freezing to death…..this magic comes along and I’m forced to think if you’re into necrophilia grab a Kardashian, they are dead…shells…of humans…and here is their family portrait…so fucking weird….even terrifying…

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2016

12

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Sweaty of the Day

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This bitch just doesn’t fucking stop. Everyday is a goddamn fitness picture of her in sports bra and leggings showing off some bullshit, whether it is a toned stomach or a big ass….and today…she’s manipulating her fan base of perverts with her sweat…

I’m pretty sure I was wringing out my hair …because I WAS THAT SWEATY

This is just further proof she’s a 40 year old with the right botox trolling America, finally breaking into the industry, after a lifetime of trying, only to get some fake birth certificate and a meeting at Disney or whatever kids’s show production company she works for, where she used her skills as a 40 year old dick sucker to suck their dick…making them think “damn this 15 year old sucks dick like a grown up” before cumming down her throat…it’s how the industry works you know..

No 18 year old needs to work out this much and if she is, it’s because she needs to to maintain the body 40 year old women need to work everyday at to have…

Either way, it’s every fucking day with this one…

UPDATE – SHe posted hard nipple pics….in some more self indulgent nonsense…

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2016

12

Feb

Brad Cooper’s Suki Waterhouse in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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Anything with Serge Gainsbourg as the soundtrack is some pretentious hipster shit, so hipster that it is almost ironic when a motherfucker uses it because he’s gotta know how played out it is, but maybe it’s just one of those “classics” that sets the mood just right….because Gainsbourg is a french lounge singer that defines a generation of Paris int he 60s or some shit..all romantic or some shit…I don’t know, I like his music, I am dancing around right fucking now to it, but seeing it in a video, makes me think the asshole who made the video lacks vision…

That said, this is Suki Waterhouse, the young face and body, rich kid from the UK model, who is likely not a model, but just a rich kid, who had the honor of being fucked by womanizing Brad Cooper, while he was probably fucking other girls, because how can you take a 20 year old bitch like this too seriously, when you’re Brad Cooper and other people, like Irina Shayk want to fuck you..

Either way, hot little body in video that screams VD Day…in more ways that one…thanks Brad Cooper for that…

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2016

12

Feb

Gigi and Bella Hadid for Love Magazine of the Day

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Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid remind me of one of the worst jobs I’ve ever had, It was working for a high end party planning company as the slave who carried equipment into really rich people’s house for their kid’s overpriced birthday parties. It was in a time before the internet really, and I had no real concept that people were so lavish and obnoxious with their money. I didn’t realize kids were so fucking spoiled and that kids were given pretty much everything. It was before “My Super Sweet 16” a reality MTV show that I’m sure GIGI HADID could have participated on….and I’d see girls get BMWs while I didn’t even have a car…before they even had a license…it blew me away..

One of the more hilarious parts of the job was when we were doing pre production on the videos they would show at the events and I’d help set up lights and shit..while these little cunts, all of whom are probably moms with their own cunts now, doing singing, or dancing routines, or modeling shit…that would be edited together as a tribute “look at me” because the event itself wasn’t enough for them

It was these little egos with the confidence you couldn’t help but hate, not shy to talk to you or ask you to do bullshit for them because they were raised amongst hired help…and I guess in this case…thanks to being in Hollywood, not small town Canada, they’ve leveraged that into a career….a fake modeling career that is now a legit modeling career.

I know this has happened forever, but it still blows me the fuck away. Who cares about these girls, they aren’t even that cute…I just don’t get it…but here they are for Love Magazine…since it is Valentine’s Day…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

12

Feb

Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”…

It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already…

I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy….

My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind…

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2016

12

Feb

Genevieve Morton Tit in the Sauna of the Day

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I used to tease Genevieve Morton for being a plus sized model, because I truly felt she wasn’t being all she needed to be, and was really just selling herself short, maybe even being lazy, just riding the Sports Illustrated wave that made Kate Upton, even though they made Kate Upton, who theoretically distracted from Genevieve Morton as the busty blonde…you know how Americans are – supporting their own…

I just knew that the magazine would turn their back on her when they found someone more marketable than her, like a Gigi Hadid type, or even a 300 pound fat chick and an old lady in some Politically correct attempt to have a solid marketing spin to the female run media.

I knew Genevieve Morton shouldn’t put all her eggs in one basket and that she should hit the gym and make a life for herself beyond that low level, that was at one point in time a big deal, before instagram….that is now shit..

So I did what any asshole who cares does, I caller her a pig, until she got it in her head and hit the fucking gym, not that I have any impact on anyone, none of these girls know I exist, but I like to think my cyberbullying helps them be better than they were when I called them out…and they can’t really hate me for it, I’m not the one who told them to become bikini models..

Not that it matters, what matters is that she’s got more life in her, more tit to give us, and she’s getting fit, looking hot, and posting some almost aggressive sexy pics on instagram…implied naked…in still naked to me..

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2016

12

Feb

Naomi Campbell in Men’s Underwear with A$AP Rocky for POP Magazine of the Day

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I used to have a friend who was obsessed with girls in men’s underwear, I mean to make it creepier, it was actually girls in little boy underwear, we’re talking the tighty whitie bullshit with the penis hole…it was in the late 90s, an era where the thong would blow a motherfucker away…and dude would get these girls to change out of the revealing panties and put on the little kid panties…I found it uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the day he told me about how he got dumped by his girlfriend and he went to a gay bar and had 3 dudes fuck the shit out of him…also weird to talk about in the 90s….clearly dude was molested as a child…but everytime I see a girl in men’s underwear I think of him, even when it’s Naomi Campbell, the blacker than night, momma Africa model who has been one of the biggest pretentious cunts throughout the years, fitting seeing as she’s a fashion model, which is one of the most pretentious jobs that is hardly even a job, when she’s not out fucking Russian Billionaires…I know, this isn’t exciting…but she is simulating black sex because black lives matter with ASAP Rocky.

Posted in:Naomi Campbell|SFW

2016

12

Feb

Mia Gruenwald & Laura Hagested for Interview Germany of the Day

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Here are some immigrant models named Mia Gruenwald Laura Hagested, posing for Interview Germany, which isn’t Playboy, or designed to be a men’s magazine featuring naked chicks to support articles, but rather a fashion and pop culture magazine that was founded in NYC by Andy Warhol to interview and get a deeper look into people he was into at the time, but not necessarily inside the asses of, even though majority of gays like that shit…literally…

I don’t know who Mia Gruenwald or Laura Hagested, but they are great names that go with their look of androgyny and size, like East German bobsled team ready to win Olympic gold back in the 70s before the wall came down…

Posted in:Laura Hagested|Mia Gruenwald

2016

12

Feb

Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day

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I remember when Adriana Lima was one of the hottest girls in modeling..straight off the boat from Brazil, her dark hair and light eyes, coupled with her big natural lips and amazing body just fucking blew everyone away….

Then she turned 30, and for some reason, a reason I call being a mom and a wife and no really caring so much about bouncing back into things since you still have a few years on contract and you still make your weight requirements since fat weighs less than muscle…allowing her to still cash the fuck in despite being boxy and even sloppy…moms…it’s a hell of a sacrifice to make for a woman, who may still be Adriana Lima on paper, but is a far cry from the Adriana Lima you should be jerking off to..

Here she is in a Sunglasses campaign, as there’s no need to really show off that GUNT for sunglass campaigns…and that works out well for her.

Here she is for LOVE magazine – trying to be a bit more sexy and lit in a way you can’t see her boxy gunt…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

12

Feb

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

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I originally thought that Bar Refaeli is doing the old hang out with my bigger hipped friend to show off her lean my pregnancy is…because she’s pregnant, I saw her instagram post a few months ago sponsored by the pregnancy test that probably inspired her pregancy…but realized that she can’t be pregnant in these pics, she’s probably digging up old hard nipple pics to get some male attention these bikini models need…

Well it turns out it’s some very Jewish inspired tribute to her friend, on the right, who just had a kid….in some moms and besties, these 30 year olds with their sisterhoods, because they’ve been through so much together bullshit you can see at every Starbucks midday

This is her badly written tribute that will bring tears to your eyes because it’s about tears to vaginas…

Valentina, my best friend for the past 10years. The sister I’ve never had, my mentor, my guide, my better twin.

We traveled the world, we partied, laughed and cried over boys together. We lift each other up and without words, knew what to say.

The best memories I have are with you. We really Lived. Loved and Laughed.
I always knew we will forever remain close, and then you married an ISRAELI guy- means we also share a home.

I always knew, you will have the cutest baby- and Emily is far more than just cute.
But I never imagined we will both have babies in the same year.
Welcome to the world Erin Adler. You are going to have a partner for life, a best friend, and my biggest wish is the Erin and ?tbd? Will share at least half of the moments Valentina and I shared together.

Val, I know I’m pregnant and emotional but it is the biggest gift we could get in life, daughters that will grow up together and we will teach them -true friendship-

God, Pregnant chicks are so fucking emo..

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