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2016

25

Feb

Katrina Bowden Fitness of the Day

Katrina Bowden is some babe from 30 Rock. She’s 27 in actor years, which is usually a 3-5 year lie, she’s married which I know all you Bowden groupies fucking hate…because in your twisted fan boy mind, her being married takes away from your fantasy that you’ve got a chance…

I’ve never seen 30 Rock, but I did see her in American Reunion, the highlight of her film career, I just don’t remember any of that garbage….and wouldn’t remember her, if it wasn’t for her doing some Fitness Photoshoots for what I assume is her lifestyle blog, all these fuckers have them now…it’s the only way they get paid…and rightfully show, this is hotter than any acting roll where we have to listen to her speak…because fitness..

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2016

25

Feb

Trying to Look up Elizabeth Olsen’s Skirt of the Day

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Seeing Elizabeth Olsen, who doesn’t really speak to my soul, but she is the hotter Olsen twin, just the less successful one thanks to not being whored out as aggressively as her sisters, but thrown into the scene when she was a little older, so she possibly grew up with a childhood reaping the benefits of being an Olsen, without the pressure that leads to drug addiction…but the again, when you’re the bootleg sister, you often times compensate for being the lesser of the three, with vagina and rebellion…if only I was a child psychologist and not just a pervert appreciating her legs and short skirt as she gets out of the car….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

25

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Video of the Day

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LOOK INTO THE MIRROR….that’s really what ripped, Brazilian, Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart really wants you to do ….otherwise she wouldn’t be doing these fitness videos in pretty much no clothing, in front of mirrors that allow us to see her fucking ass…

I mean I don’t really care that her fitness is really what they used to call “thirst trapping”….where girls pretend to be innocently spreading their ass on instagram, to try to give the illusion that spreading their ass wasn’t the intention, but the likes they are getting for spreading their ass is welcomed / the point…

There’s nothing about this video that can help….you get fit, but everything in this video is good for jerking off to…

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2016

25

Feb

Rihanna Possible See Through at the BRITS of the Day

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Rihanna is so boring….but for some reason, a reason I call being brain washed by her marketing team, coupled with her willingness to show off her tits, encouraging all the girls who aspire to be Rihanna, because she’s a huge fucking star, to show their tits, leading to tits fucking everywhere, who not very influential music that definitely doesn’t define a generation or break down barriers or push limits, yet it exists and is slutty enough to penetrate a few weak minded idiots to be slutty, makes her good enough….in all her prison tattoo, ghetto half billionaire tits that may be pregnant from a small island glory….I mean…these pics are pretty fucking boring…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF RIHANNA AT THE BRITS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER ANNOYING PERFORMING AT THE BRITS WITH DRAKE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL THE BITCHES AT THE BRIT’S CLICK HERE

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2016

25

Feb

Jayde Nicole Does a Bikini Swap of the DAy

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Jayde Nicole is a blast from the past, without the blast, and more an irritating rotting stench from the past, like when you find an old container of food from your favorite restaurant that you lost in the back of your car – 7 years ago…

She was a Canadian who made her way into America Entertainment via Playboy, when she was young. You know the brown haired Sara Jean Underwood, in an era anyone around 30 would remember, because it was a time everyday girls didn’t get naked, so when a hot young one rolled through with eagerness, we noticed..

I think she went on to date a Kardashian affiliate – and is now an instagram model, with fake tits and a fake Megan Fox looking face, and a dumpy probably 30 year old body…but I really don’t care what she’s up to, I’m just putting this up because you like semi famous or barely famous girls from a decade ago – in bikinis.

I prefer their sex tapes…..that said, here’s her bikini swap on the beach in staged papsmear pics…withough the papsmear…which is too bad because that’s all I really want to see you know so I can really master the papsmear technique to offer them free in my flooded basement…

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2016

25

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Strategic Naked for Paper of the Day

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I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered..

Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans…

I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant…

In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to….

But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy.

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2016

25

Feb

Model Changes in Store and Other Videos of the DAy

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Racist WOman on the Train

E-Cig Blows Up in Pocket

Man Shits on the Bus

One Dude – VS 4 Guys

Dude Gets Sucker Punched

High School Brawl

Thug Cries When Someone Asks About His Granny

Man Hacked in Belly…

Mexican Prison Riot!

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2016

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 11 in Facebook Jail

Twitchy bitch…

I have had contact from the facebook world I have been locked out of….in the form of a girl I was having unprotected sex with busting out her facebook and showing me the new EMOJI format of reaction to a post…because EMOJI is so now…

Apparently, Facebook is such a part of everyone’s life, they have conversations about the new features, as if it was a great meal, or a great party, or a great vacation.

That’s pretty fucked, but I can handle the dumbed down humanity, especially in the form of unprotected sex.

Here are some morning links…

Hot Girls in Bed..
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Bella Thorne’s Naughty
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This Dudes Hates Instagram Girls
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Khloe Kardashian Shut up the Haters
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Chris Rock in a Space Suit
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Wisdom Teeth Girl of the Day
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IKEA’s Unbreakable Chair Got Broken on Japanese TV
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Mariah Carey is Ridiculout
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Kanye Doesn’t Like it in the bUtt…
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Jet Blue Offered Free Flight Anywhere to Passengers
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Angry Swearing Parrot
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Massive Landslides…
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Naya Rivera’s Tits
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2016

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez

DAY 10.5 in Facebook Jail

I realized that only 1 person out of all my FB friends realized that I am not posting on Facebook…

If that’s not some serious social media clout and/or influence, I don’t know what is…

I’m a fucking influencer, that one person relies on my status updates and I am not there for him…

I’m a fucking influencer…

ONE PERSON STRONG…

This is exactly what is wrong with Facebook, the inadequacy it makes you feel in a world where none of this superficial bullshit matters…seriously…

Here are some stepLINKS…they matter, because they don’t include the opinion of other assholes…

So Many Hot Asses
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Naya Rivera Says Her Baby is the Reason for her Weird Tits
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Melissa Benoist on Set of Supergirl
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Lea Michele’s Boufriend Was a Male Escort!
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Semi Truck Gets Hit By Train
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Kesha Denies Dr Luke Raped Her
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Jessica Alba Business Woman…
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Guy Films Someone Stealing at Walmart – Gets Called a Pussy by Walmart Employee and Banned
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Girls in Flannel
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Janet Jackson Performing First Time Since Superbowl
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Spitzer’s Hooker is a Bad Tennant
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Jasmin Walia – Granny Panties in Public
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Plan Crashes and Lands on the Street in LA
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Charlotte McKInney Huge Tits
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Chloe Goodman See Through
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Rihanna is Vry Insecure About her Performances
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Highlights from the Elle Style Awards – Featuring WHORES!
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Ariel Winter is Not Too Fat to Go to Parties
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Amber Rose – Spandex
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Rihanna’s Toronto Filmed Jerk Chicken Video
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Crane On Fire – Smashes Down On the Street
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Charli XCX and her Tits
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Daisy Lowe Nipple in a Dress
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Instagram SLut of the DAy
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Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
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Dude ALmost Dies During Prank
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Check Out the pIcs of the Bitch at the Bottom of this Post
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Old Mental Asylum
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Maria Sharapova and her Tennis Racket
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Rosie Hungtington’s Tight Dress
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Olivia Munn is a Whore
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Adele is a Team Kesha
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Katherine Heigl Cleavage
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Olivia Wilde in Some Magazine..
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Nina Agdal Boxing
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Girls who Like SPorts
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Chrissy Teigen Fucked a Wallet and it Turned into a Baby Girl
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Busty Lace Lingerie…
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Big Bertha’s Pocket Rocket – Weirdest Fetish Ever
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Girl TOYING her Vag
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Weird Public Masturbation
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A Bunch of Greek Sluts
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Big Juicy Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Young Couple VS Couch
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Pornstar Got Caught Cheating Storyline
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Some Chick Named Dina – Nude
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Split Pants Dick Flash – Weirdness
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Pornstars Teach COuples How to Fuck
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Huge Tit Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

Feb

Dylan Penn’s Big Tits Kiss a Girl of the Day

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Some dude on reddit – posted this pictures of Dylan Penn, who you may know as the vagina that Sean Penn made with some bitch named Robin Wright, over 18 years ago, so it’s ok to jerk off to her big tits.

This is the story;

…she starts making out with her (girl) friend for about 10 minutes straight. Literally the entire patio stops whatever they were doing and starts watching/ taking pictures/ freaking out in general!

I guess girl on girl making out in a bar for attention can still tap into the pervert primate needs of dudes everywhere getting them frat boy excited as they cheer them on…you see I remember those days…I just assumed people have moved on – with the whole porn being readily available thing…

Being a Penn isn’t so bad…

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