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2016

03

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are such fucking whining idiots.

I keep hearing random people whining about being harassed online by dudes after they do something stupid like attack them on the internet…which is the same as being harassed online, only it is instigating the harassing because they don’t agree with their politics or what they’ve deemed appropriate…or the right way…and crying when there is a reaction…..

I am old school internet and I believe in it being a place of anonymity. Not a soap box for your ego to feel like you’re Barbara Walters or Michael Moore on some documentarian social justice warrior front lines….

I don’t believe in putting your information online, because you want the glory and picking fights with people that may go sour and end with you getting harassed online by their audience…or even by then…

I figure if you play with fire, you’re going to get burned, especially when you’re the one instigating the fight for the moral benefit of the fucking world….

I have done the “google a person” and show them I know who they are when they attack me, and I’ve had it done to me. I’ve had people threaten to kill me because I called their favorite actress a fucking pig. I’ve had some of these people I talk about throw drinks in my face. I accept what I do and I accept the consequences and I’ve said if I get shot doing it, it’s my own fucking fault….and it will put me out of my misery…

I’ve always known that the world has crazy people…who would kill for less that me making fun of their favorite starlet..and those crazy people find other crazy people on the internet like you find pussy on a tinder date…it’s just available…

So policing the internet is a fight on our freedom and if you just shut the fuck up and let people do their thing, they’re not going to find you and virtually rape you….

I don’t walk around cities handing out my name and address to EVERY single person I see, but these people basically do that on the internet….

Trolling is a two way street…

Let’s keep it pure, keep the trolling alive, this fight to make it Utopia, flowers and happiness, is fascist in and of itself…if we all have to like each other…we might as well kill ourselves now…

That Said, you’re all a bunch of fucking whiners. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 3 of BLACK HISTORY MONTH??

Here are some morning links…

So Much Underboob
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Elizabeth Banks in her Power Rangers Gear
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Nicola Peltz – Sheer Shit
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Hilary Duff Finalized Divorce
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The World’s Biggest Hammock
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Tila Tequila’s Custody Battle
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Kate Hudson Book
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Her Name is Liz – She’s Lovely
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Big Fucking Tits
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Pretending to Work at Target
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Puddle of Mudd Guy Seems like a Win
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Sexy Snow
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Bad Lip Reading of the NFL 2016
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Snowball Machine GUn!
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2016

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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When asked what I did today, I didn’t really have an answer, everyday is really a series of nothing in this vast Groundhog Day, that is like Groundhog day…I was thinking “Well, I sat”…”I made fun of my wife”….”I sexted”….”oh I know”…..so excitedly I said

“I made a great status on facebook wondering why no pornstars in squirt porn have ever named themselves Farrah Faucet”….she didn’t laugh…”to which I explained, get it, faucet, golden shower, right?”….

So that’s pretty much my greatest achievement of the day…oh I also asked a plastic surgeon why girls get tit implants and not pussy implants…

That said, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 2 of BLAck HISTORY MONTH!!

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Here are some stepLINKS

Huge Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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Weird Food Surgeon Video
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Lady GAga is Going to Yodel the National ANthem at Superbowl
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Gillian Anderson’s Tits in a Bra
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Tits
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Amber Rose and Kim K are BFFs
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Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Sucks Dick Like Leo
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Maria Menounos Old Botox Face and Her Tits
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Girl With Dimples
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Clooney’s Wife Has Skinny Legs
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Jamie Pressly LIVES!
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Jenna Dewan ALmost Flashes Tit
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Nina Dobrev in a Bathing Suit….
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Daisy Lowe See Through
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Wanted Dude on FB Gets Trolled By Internet – Because the Internet is Mean
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Fan Girls
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Steph Seymour is in Rehab
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Vanessa Hudgens Thanks Her Fans
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Anne Hathaway Pregnant Monster
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Cara Delevingne See Through Shirt…
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Kat Del Toro is Awesome
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Brad Cooper and Irina – Still On
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Some Chick Named Teresa Palmer’s Ass
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Mom trains Black Child to Steal UPS package
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Babes at the Pride and Prejudice Premiere
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Wonky Greek Tits
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Emrata Tit in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Nicola Robers Bikini Top
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Confronting the Asshole Neighbor
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Lady Gaga is DOing a Grammy Tribute to David Bowie
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Rita Ora’s Naked in a magazine
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Shanina Shaik in a Cutout Dress
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Rims Get Repossessed
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Slut of the DAy
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Liz Banks is in Power Rangers Movie
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Huge Tits!
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1 Guy 1 Mousetrap
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Some Slut Named Sandy Summers Slut
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Random Tumblr Porn
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WWE Sunny Gets Cum On Her Face in Her Sex Tape
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Bored Blonde Masturbates
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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting
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WOman with Tits on her Back – Finds Love
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Mexican Cops Run from Cartel
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Lesbians…
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Some Chick Named Sophie Dee Masturbating
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Fucked in a Park
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Some Near Perfect Breasts
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

02

Feb

Candice Huffine Topless in Mexico of the Day

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Candice Huffine is a model with Muse Management in New York.

She’s been in Vogue, Some Jonas Brother’s Video, She did ads for Mango, and I know what you’re thinking, she’s fucking huge…and huffing is appropriate because it’s the sound she makes when she stands up to walk to the fridge for more cake or ice cream, struggling to get enough oxygen in….or maybe this is typo and she’s actually named Heifer, but that is mean, and insensitive and not celebratory in this body positive era of girl trying to kill herself slowly through eating, but confident enough to get naked on the beach, which I guess is nothing compared to having the balls, or in this case udders to get naked when casting for campaigns for swimwear lines….but I guess she’s going politically correctness on her side…

So here are some pics of her big fat chick tits…body shame…because this is unacceptable product of body positivity speaking to a sick and fat market….and I don’t care how fat you are, you can’t prefer buying product this pig is peddling.

I like the action shot.

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2016

02

Feb

Irina Shayk’s in a Dress for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Earlier today, I was watching some Turkish Oil wrestling, which is one of the gayest displays in heterosexuality in terms of wrestling, even gayer than regular oiled up half naked wrestling….and now we’re looking at Vogue Turkey’s Irina Shayk spread, because she’s pretty perfect, just not to Brad Cooper who was probably tired of paying her 100k a week for sex, and played off their recent breakup as his mom not liking her. That’s way more sweet and cute to his female fans who probably hate Irina Shayk for being perfect and with their man, you know distracting them from the fact he fucks Russian hookers, and refocusing it on him being a Mommy’s Boy….moms love that shit..

Clever marketing…and it works for Irina Shayk also, I mean rich dudes love fucking girls A List celebs have fucked, it makes them seem worth the price, you know the higher quality client list she’s got, the more she can command…becuase looks alone don’t make the whore, there’s a whole science behind their work, career, social life, vacation spots that set the pics..

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2016

02

Feb

Kylie Jenner in a Red Bra and Panty of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is some puppet used by her whore mongering mother and her Olympic winning Dad Chick with a Dick…because this family is one massive novelty act…that people keep buying into…

The truth is that she knows her angles, when she’s got three inches of make-up on, looking like some weirdly shaped instagram whore targeting the hip hop market, with that big waist to hip thanks to waist training and fat transfers weirdness….that she backs up by fucking old black dudes….but at 18, she looks 30, and in person, she looks like meat has been stapled to her whore face…

IT’s not really her fault that she’s terrible, represents all that is wrong with the world, but more importantly speaks to everything the young generation hip hop kids are into…this is pop….but she could still have more fucking substance…

But at least she posts underwear selfies.

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2016

02

Feb

Myleene Klass in a Bikini on a Boat in Thailand of the Day

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Myleene Klass…nice and Klassy like a Kardashian…K’s everywehre….

She’s a model, singer in some shitty pop band, and who the fuck cares about that she is 40 years old or a mom…

What matters is how round this ass is…whatever age, or number of cocks that have been in it, or kids that have crawled out of it, that ass is round…

I guess being worth 22 million dollars makes doing squats easy, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with herself all fucking day…

I guess go to Thailand and pose in bikinis….for the paparazzi…while I watch because I am pathetic and not in an position to K-Fed her the way I’d like to.

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2016

02

Feb

WWE DIVA TAMMY LYNN “SUNNY” IS THE LATEST IN SEX TAPES OF THE DAY

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Her name is Sunny and She’s the Star of SUNNY SIDE UP /a>…..

I don’t watch WWE, I find it too trashy and weird, but a lot of you fucking creeps do, and those of you are into WWE are totally fucking Fantatic about it….So you know who exactly who WWE DIVA Sunny is….

She was likely the stripper looking girl who made your watching two men on each other more “HETERO”…you know some eye candy for you to justify your boner…with all that greased up half naked dudes fake fighting and even though I don’t watch WWE, I know I see these stripper looking girls who wrestle for you middle American trash….are there to make the experience less gay and perfectly balanced white trash.

So Sunny, or Tammy Lynn Stych’s achievements include being a two time Slammy Award Winner, a member of the WWE Hall of Fame, the New England Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame, arrested a few times and now she’s in a Sex Tape / Porno…in her 40s..which is a lot of things to a lot of people like amazing, scandalous, terrifying, hot, desperate, sad and combined worth watching and trying to jerk off to….

The best thing from her WIKIPEDIA PAGE IS:


In 1997, Playboy approached Sytch in regards to posing nude for the magazine, but she declined the offer. According to Sytch, Playboy offered her six figures to pose for them. She did, however, pose nude for Missy Hyatt’s adult website Wrestling Vixxxens, which she later said she regretted

Now she’s taking loads on her face in video!! My kind of girl.

We’re all exhibitionist perverts with questionable morals, in a world where fucking on tape makes you famous, or lets you build on your fame, so why not go the the route of Kim Kardashian, and CHYNA and her dick clit by partnering up with VIVID and making the sex tape, since they are the top in Sex Tapes…

VIVID are streaming the movie as of TODAY… It’s called Sunny Side Up and here’s your exclusive clip because I bring all the sex tape goods…

Watch Out This is a Hardcore Clip of a WWE DIVA GETTING FUCKED…


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2016

02

Feb

Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…and I guess hi paid fashion models dying for their Ice Cap – which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…I mean a farm, not a fucking farm, although these religious freaks are all about the fucking…when they’re preaching and abstinence cracks under human pressure and temptation called wanting to fuck…and when they do it, instead of doing it in their casual two people connecting kind of way, they go all out and fuck babies…

That’s not to say Jessica Stam has been fucked by her religious family ,but she has probably been fucked by a lot more, you know these girls getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…Sinner.

I wonder if she’s been blacklisted from Christmas dinner, or if fame and fortune outweighs JESUS.

She’s in a bikini – looking good.

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2016

02

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot…

I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with…

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2016

02

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Breast Reduction Tits in a Fancy Bra of the Day

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It’s almost like the publicists in Hollywood, especially with clients who are on the verge of turning 18, and who are big earners because they work in the traditional media – like TV and movies, tell them to slut it up and work the media…

Prior to Ariel Winter’s 18th birthday, I heard very little about her, now she’s brought her tits, complete with breast reduction anchor scars, out a dozen fucking times in the last week, to say “Hey, I’m 18 now, and you’ll be seeing my tits soon enough, thanks to coaching from my co-star Sofia Vergara, who before she was on Modern Family, was a hooker who knows about showing tits to get ahead”…

I find her a doughy mess, I don’t find her cute and I don’t care about her tits, whether they are reduced or not…all I see is her at her prime, and it’s not that good, and the chances of her going the fit and tight body route in this body shaming, love your body, body positive era and the good news is that ever with Breast Reduction, she’s hormonal enough and a big enough eater to still have big young tits..

What I do know is that if she wasn’t hollywood, she’d be 400 lbs…and when Hollywood forgets about her, she can go that route, we call it doing the Kate Upton…

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