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2016

Jan

Shay Mitchell Canadian Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who is ok looking, but more importantly, willing to post semi slutty pics, you know calculated slutty pics, as to not piss of her sponsors, agents or employers, because thanks to being on a hit show, she’s got 10,000,000 instagram followers, and that is pretty fucking huge, since it’s bigger than the population of Canada with an internet connection, even if 9 million of her fans don’t interact with her fucking picture…the above pic of her fucking ass in paradise has 400k likes…meaning 400,000 people saw it out of 9.9 million people, maybe the other 9.5 million people were out at lunch or taking a nap or some shit…

Either way, she’s famous, on TV, she’s rebranding herself, creating young adult fiction she’ll probably produce as a TV show or movie, and it’s all much more effective and clever than what most of you fools are doing…which is looking at her calculated ass pic

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2016

Jan

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely for Glamour UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in a pretty conservative shoot for Glamour UK, from Erotic photographer David Bellemere, who has gone from taking pics of nude girls, to being the next Terry Richardson, pretty much attached to every single corporate campaign, published in every single magazine, which all pretty much happened this past year, who knows why…but I guess shooting nude models puts you on the radar and it made it happen for him or some shit…

Well, this isn’t about him, or these boring none nude pics of Rosie Huntington-Whitely, they are about Rosie Huntington-Whitely and her bitchy looking, high maintenance, rich and snobby face and more importantly tits, because they may be too good for me in real life, but in picture I can fuck their asses in my imagination as much as I fucking want..so I don’t win…never do…and even when I do win 2 dollars in scratchies, it doesn’t make up for losing at everything else…ya know..

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2016

Jan

Kendall Jenner Lesbian-ing on Kylie Jenner of the Day

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There’s a story that Kendall is dating some One Direction dude who fucked Taylor Swift named Harry Styles, because they were on a yacht together with Gigi Hadid and the other One Direction kid….

But then there’s another story that Kendall is a dyke and dating Cara Delevigne.

All stories produced by Kris Jenner…to keep people talking..

When the real story is if they were able to take this twerk video and carry it into a lesbian incest storyline and sex tape…Kendall always sexually assaults her…but they just fuck the same dudes…but can’t touch since that’s illegal…at least they’d be where they belong as broken, low level bottom feeders.

Kylie and Kendall are totally uninteresting characters, we can assume they are really fucking damaged, which gives us hope of a horrible crash and burn, as these things tend to happen, it’s just remarkable to me, that they’ve existed this long. I mean I guess America is really fucking mindless and dumb and buy into tabloid idiots, because it’s more interesting than taking correspondence classes to get their high school equivalency…

I mean if you think about it, their mom is this narcissist whore mongering woman, who uses her own kids as her talent pool of whores to monger…her sister’s a porn chick, her other sister is OJs kid, their dad is a woman….and through their whole life their were fucking puppets, watched in the fishbowl, used to sell product and a bullshit tabloid story, and one has become an overrated model…she’s just not a model…and the other is a lingerie clad booty model, despite being white, thanks to plastic surgery and her whore sister lead…

I am not telling you anything you don’t already know, it’s just unbelievable that in a world with so much content, these people book work. That brands support them despite being garbage, up on some Honey Boo Boo shit, but instead…everyone is working for them. I do not get it.

I also don’t get these softcore porn videos…Rolling Around in Lingerie…for no reason set to music. They are SO fucking cheesy…but I guess you can see their ass…straight for Kylie’s teen porn app…

Either way, they are doughy, vile, garbage…that must die.

Oh and here’s Kendall in Vogue….because Vogue supports garbage…if it is rich, has good rich, and looks like its disgusting mom….

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2016

Jan

What’s In Hilary Duff’s Pockets of the Day

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Here’s a new drinking game, only because everything is a drinking game to me, except actual drinking games, because I hate participating with people, playing along with people, even if I have won every single game I have ever played, without trying, because people are either idiots…or I am a superior intelligence, who has chosen to drink away my life, because there’s no point in becoming a billionaire….even though billionaires, like Hilary Duff’s ex husband, who along with being a billionaire…is also a well paid pro hockey player…because I guess when you’re a billionaire your family can hire the right coaches for you…get to fuck Hilary Duff..

I am not hugely into her big thighs, but I am very into how much she can shove into her back pockets, she’s like a military or first responder…only with iphones and wallets and whatever else is in there…and you know how I feel about first responders and their utility belts…coupled with rich as fuck girls…who just like having their hands free….but I prefer bare asses.

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2016

Jan

Tyga Texts a 14 Year Old Relentlessly of the Day

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Here’s a 14 year old girl named Molly O’Malia..who got hustled by TYGA, he’s some child molesting rapper who was fucking Kylie Jenner at her Parent’s request because it was good for business, since he has a high reach to the young market, which is what they were strategically trying to monetize and maximize, and whoring out the kids like a madame is pretty much what they do.

Either way, he’s hustling girls on some app called The Secret, which is creepy in and of itself, it’s probably an app that targets high school 15 year old kids because their parents aren’t on it and they can publicly say anonymous shit….and that means it is probably an app where all the pedophile, tween fuckers go to jerk off to tween sex fantasies and experiences that tweens privately post…

It’s the Yahoo! Answers of our generation….

Either way, all these kids be fucking, and invincible, fearless, looking for a rush, older dudes are pushing their limits…

Throw this motherfucker in prison, he’s a predator, using his celebrity to fuck kids. I’ve been saying it all along….press fucking charges…

Unless this is a lie, and Gloria Allred just saw her window to get her name and her “music” out there. Since every motherfucker wants to be famous…

Ridiculous…but here’s her music…because everyone wants to be famous….and she wants you to hear it…

Maybe 12 year olds need to stop dressing and acting like thirsty 20 year old sugar babies….trying to get a baby daddy…unless their birthdays are tattooed on their arms…it’s misleading…

Her now private INSTAGRAM profile pics look like a 40 year old…

Where the fuck are her parents…probably helping her take her fucking pics, holding the camera, doing the make-up….calling for meetings…and in 4 years…putting them in porn….disgusting people.

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2016

Jan

Equinox Has Some Aggressive and Amazing Ads of the Day

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Equinox is some 200 dollar a month gym based in key places around the USA, where people make enough money, and are pretentious enough, to only want to sweat where they pay over 100 dollars a month, because they know that in New York, LA and Miami locations, the chances of seeing a model doing squats is higher than the 20 dolllar a month gym, since the model is at Equinox trying to find a rich husband or boyfriend to sugar daddy her life….and what better place to innocently lure him into her pussy than at the gym, so that they can tell people “oh we met at the gym”…and not “I hired her to suck my dick for 20k and kept her around”..

Either way, Equinox put out a pretty intense fashion campaign for the gym, including but not limited, but mainly including a really solid breastfeeding pic.

The photographer behind it is Steven Klein, he’s pretty famous and deservingly so, his shit is better than instagram photoshoots…ya know..

Posted in:Ads|SFW

2016

Jan

Girl With Fish Stuck in her Leg Porn and Other Videos of the Day

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Dildo Retrieved from Body

Skinhead Gets an Exta 60 Days for Calling Judge a Ni**er

Tommy Lee’s Hepatitis is More Fun than his Drum Roller Coster

Vegas Cop Kills a 23 Year Old – for Carrying a Cell Phone

This is Fucked – 3 Year Old Gets Left in Parking Lot after her Mom’s Car was Stolen hours Earlier – with her inside – What the Fuck…

The New Years Nodder

Bed Bugs in an NYC Hotel…SEXY

Naked And Drugged German

Wife Catches Husband and Mistress

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I remember when rape was rape and not just a college kid feeling up a girl while she was past out drunk…

I met some old hooker at the bar last night who was telling me about how she’s been gang raped, sometimes anally, with a gun to her head at least 4 times in her life…to the point in which I asked if she was staging it because it was her fetish, and she didn’t bother going to the cops…too much hassle..

Tell that to a white college girl who feels violated when they get themselves black out drunk….

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Mama June with Midget Strippers Twerking On her Ass
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Fan Scores Half Court Shot at Lakers Game….
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Christina Milian Bikini Mom Slut
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Girl Can’t Help But Stare at UFC Fighters Weighing In
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Anne Hathaway in a Bikini
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Bar Patron Gets What She Deserves
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Steel Wool Sparklers
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Justin Bieber posting Hailey Baldwin Promo Pics Because She Probably Got Mad…Bitches…of the Day
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News Anchor…
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Rat Pulling a Dead Rat…
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t save all vagina pics girls send me, there too many to keep track of, but there are a few in my phone that have been saved, and when looking back on them, over 90 percent of them don’t have a home….I don’t know who they belong to. They are just stray pussy pics, that could have come from anywhere…and belong to anyone…and that is pretty weird, not very sacred….just a flimsy use of a pussy….and that’s sad…

But not as sad as the girl from tinder, who sent me blowjob videos, her with a dick in her fucking mouth, who I messaged randomly, and who told me I was a creep and to fuck off, because she has a boyfriend now…in a what the fuck…why the hell was she sending me blowjb vidoes…

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Hailey Baldwin is Putting the Heat on Bieber….Making Him Post Pics of their Fucking…Even Though They’ve been Fucking for Years…Girls…
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Kendall Jenner on a Bikini Yacht
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Madison Beer Big Tits in a Bikini…
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Night in the Life of a Bouncer!
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The Worst Ass Pic of 2016
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Jessica Alba’s Tight Pants
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Emily Brett Rickards in a Bikini
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Madonna Pissing in a Bowl….Pic…Art….
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Bikini a Day Girl in a Bikini
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50 Cents Baby Momma Named Daphne Joy – Is Exactly What You’d Expect her to Be – Fame Whore
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More 50 Cent Baby Momma Bikini Pics
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The Weirdest Sex Trends from History
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Celine Covers Adele Because Adele isn’t Bad Enough on her Own…
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Some UK Slut
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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini
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Famous People Accused of Being the Antichrist
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Useless Bitches at the Palm Springs Film Fest
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Freddie Mercury Acapella
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Some Chick Named Caroline Flack Nipple
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More Caroline Flack Bikini Pics
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Jaden Smith is Face of Louis Vuitton
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Miley is Back with her Fiance Liam Hemsworth
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Demi Lovato Perfoming…
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MTV’s Teen Wolf Did Gay Porn When Trying to Pay his Actor Rent
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Taylor Swift’s Weird Ass
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Where Illegal Food Goes to Die
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Claudia Jordan’s Friend has Great Ass – Both are in Bikinis
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28 Amazing Florida Tattoos
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Some Chick named Yara in Bikini
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Dog of the Day
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Bella Thorne in a Drug Store of the Day
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Log on the Bike Path is Not What it Seems
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Christina Milian in a Bikini…
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Leo Booked Bieber on New Years….
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Rachel Cook is Naked
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Thigh Gaps!
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Micaela Schaefer Naked Weirdness
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2016

Jan

Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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14 hours ago…Anne Hathaway graced the world with something almost as remarkable as her performance in Les Mis, a performance the Academy felt was Oscar worthy, despite being in the movie for 20 minutes and sucking….all because she shaved her head and knew the lyrics thanks her her acting mom being in the stage version of the Les Mis years ago…you know breeding Anne Hathaway to be ready for this…I’m not actually bitter, I don’t care about what redundant award these idiots get awarded, I am just making a point, that nothing Anne Hathway does is remarkable, especially not positing pregnant bikini pics for her fans…that I assume she has…because she’s in movies and everyone in movies has fans…especially when the movies she’s in are weird cult favorites like “The Princess Bride”…that you know has some weird fucking fans…

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