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2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day

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Really Vogue?

I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”….

I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”…

This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does…

Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kylie Jenner|Lottie Moss|SFW

2015

Dec

Bella Hadid is Day 15 For Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the darker haired, probably more interesting Hadid, who is like the Kardashians up on exploiting the entire family, from parents on Reality shows talking about how rich they are, to their shitty kids, who just fuck around all day…where one books high paying modeling jobs thanks to being positioned properly, and the other one doesn’t need to work, because neither of them need to work they are rich kids and their parents support and even life this lifestyle…but thanks to America’s fascination with rich kids, like they are the “cool kids” in your highschool, despite not even being that hot…they can excel as models…

She fucks The Weeknd, I know girls who fuck him behind her back, it’s a Toronto gossip thing when Bella’s not in town with him…and I guess who cares, she’s just in it for the press and his fans…and for some reason, Love Magazine is all about her…even making stupid, not very clever, videos with her for the Advent calendar…

She’s in panties, whatever, I expect more concept…this whole Love Magazine Advent Calendar is a fucking mess…but I guess they’re laughing that people like me are dumb enough to promote it…

Fucking LOVE MAGAZINE and their Christmas lies…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

Dec

10 Reasons Why WOman Prefers Sex With Her Dog over a Man of the Day

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Almost a million people have watched this video that was posted 3 months ago…but I never saw it because I avoid surfing the internet and clicking on clickbait that pollutes our souls and that makes a lot of people, not me, but a lot of people very fucking rich…

But this is some clickbait, brought to you by Whitney Wisconsin…and it’s fucking weird.

Now I am a dog lover. but not that kind of dog lover, and I actually consider dog/human sex to be very fucking twisted and wrong…and the people who cross that line, like Whitney Wisconsin here, are fucked up on so many levels, so naturally I wanted to find out more about her…

So when I looked to see who is Whitney Wisconsin and why is she making these weird dog sex fetish videos for her fans…I landed on her tumblr, that I didn’t bother reading because I don’t care that much, but I pulled a bunch of her work over on stepSMUT …

It seems like she’s using snapchat for porn, she’s not posting the sex with her dog, but she loves shoving things in her pussy and I guess in her defense what else is there for a broken girl in Wisconsin to do….this is one way for fame…when you look like some inbred dog fucker who was probably raped by her farmer dad….

But then again, I’m just making assumptions, maybe this is just the state of affairs with this generation of kids who grew up on porn – trying to next level it and carve their own niche while sharing their deep dark secrets publicly on youtube…

Either way, some people go viral with a song, other people go viral fucking Charlie Sheen, other people go viral talking about sex with their dogs…

The world is fucked up…it’s not Whitney Wisconsin, the Wisconsin State Fair Winning Pig’s fault…and the creepy thing in all this is – how many girls do you know who let their dog’s lick their pussy, because I can assure you that they aren’t telling you about it.

SEE A SELECTOON OF HER NSFW WORK at stepSMUT

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2015

Dec

McDonald’s Festive Staff Street Fight in Georgia and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Grabs Womaan’s Ass _ Get’s Thrown

How To Get Rid of a Burglar

Man Runs Over 85 Year Old WOman

Mad at his Hotel Bill…Old Man Drives Truck Through Lobby

Woman Fainting on Slingshot Ride

Gospel Singer Signs to Police to Get Out of a Ticket

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would have to say the most horrible thing I have thought in the last 24 hours…was when shown a picture of an abducted and murdered…probably violated before the murder….10 year old girl…a really fucking terrible act. The most terrible act. You know stealing the innocence of a child act…taking a kid from her family and her parents and her community…something unfathomable, terrible, disgusting, disturbing…something that would make me want to murder the culprit without even having anything to do with him…

But when I saw the pic of the girl…my instinct was “couldn’t he have found a cuter one”…

Maybe this is why people don’t like me.

Here are some stepLINKS….for breakfast..if you eat that shit…but you shouldn’t because you’re fat….and this is a world where women must be skinny…despite what the media is telling you with all this plus sized shit.

Girls in Hot Selfies…
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Commercial Flight Aborts Last Minute Before Takeoff
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Caitlyn Bruce Jenner Disgusts Me
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Jennifer Lawrence Got Tits.
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Motorized Drifting Trike
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Learn Calculus in 20 Seconds (I bet this gets a lot of clicks)
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Candice Swanepoel’s Got a Great Ass
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Vanish Like Obi Wan for Star Wars Hype Prank
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MSNBC Host ALienates THeir Last Viewer
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Fan Made Theatrical and Homosexual Johnny Walker Ad
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Justin Bieber Banging Kourtney Kardashian
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I like crossing the friend card limitations by sending female friends of mine videos of me jerking off to them, you know penis rubbing against my computer screen on their facebook profile…to really add strain to our relationship they think is platonic to let them know…I am a dude and if I had to I would fuck them….the only problem is that my small penis makes the video less substantial thank it should be and more of a joke…but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try it…you’d be surprised how a penis being pulled out of your pants, despite what girls say, can help your friendship blossom into masturbating together…

Someone’s gotta make the first move…and if it back fires, she was a waste of a friend anyway…right…

Here are some steplinks / a lot of steplinks / I went to the trouble to get all these so fucking click them you unappreciative flimsy fucks…

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Beiber is Having Sex with Kourtney Kardashia
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Bikinis Looking Good…
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Ronda Rousey Has Given Up….and So have I
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More Ronda Rousey is Not Cute
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Woman at the DMV Freaks the Fuck Out
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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like PugMas
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Slut of the Day
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Mandy Moore Loves her Pets
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Eva Longoria is Getting Married a third Time Because she’s a slut
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Alessandra Ambrosio Legs
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10 Insane Golf Carts
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This Cat Really Hates Stuffed Tiger Toy
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Austrailian Actress Caitlin Stasey Nude in “Herself” Magazine
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Kendall Jenner Pokies and CamelToe
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Marjorie de Sousa is Fun
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26 of Taylor Swift’s Best Pictures for her 25th Birthday…
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Random Model Named Jennifer Lamiraqui in Bikini
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Drunk Tit Flash of the Day
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Burn Them Bras…
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Star Trek Trailer…
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Tove-Lo Squatting
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Celebrity Cleavage at Some Event
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Cara Del Toro Model in a Tight Skirt
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Girls with Huge Fucking Tits
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Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are Wearing the Same Dress to the Golden Globes CLICK HERE

Drunk Avoids a Serious Crash
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Elisabeth Brooks Naked in “The Howling”…
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Big Tits and Glasses….
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Phoebe Price in See Through
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Taylor Swift is Trademarking SWIFTMAS and Other Nonsense
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Adele Got a Haircut
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Kitchen Drawer Blocked by Oven Drawer – Fixed
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Disney Needs to Calm the Fuck Down
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Ellie Goulding in Panties
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Christmas Autocorrect…
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Barbara Palvin L’Express…
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Celebrities Turning 40 in 2016
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27 Terrifying Landlord Horror Stories
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The 50 Most Awkwardly Hilarious Family Christmas Photos
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Aussie Driver Demonstration
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Danielle Lloyd in a Bikini
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Stitches Gets Beatdown
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Bieber Bangs a Kardashian on the Hood of his Car
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Girl Discusses her Threesome with Bieber
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Shay Mitchell is Dark
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Idiot Security Guard Makes a Fool Of Herself in this Chick Fight…
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The Wet Topless Runner of Chicago
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Crazy and Convenient Bong To Smoke Out Bitches With
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Twerk Off
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Big White Booties Bounce
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Soccer Mom in the Van of the Day
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Pornstars Teach Dude How to Eat Pussy with Oysters
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Cute Pregnant Chick
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The Mysterious Disappearing Bikini
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Big Titty GIF
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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stepSMUT’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Braless at a Premiere of the Day

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I once spoke to a film producer about Jennifer Lawrence. I asked why she was the one getting cast in everything. Why she was the one nominated for everything. Why she was the one everyone loves and he told me some bullshit line…

Something like “If you see her first movie, that she was nominated for, she was brilliant, she had the it factor and still does”…

Which translates to “if you’ve seen her tit pics, you’ll know she has great tits, but tits aren’t enough to cast a girl, even if you get to suck them on the casting couch, but rather the industry needs stars to cast, so they create them, because the more they cost, and the bigger the budget, the more money the producer takes at the top of the production, which is a standard 10 percent”…

Translation, if you have a star who you pay 10,000,000 to, and the investors think she’s worth it, she sells your 80 million dollar movie and as producer you pull 10 percent off the top before production, and you just made 8 million dollars…

When everyone knows you can make a movie for 25,000 – 100,000….but where’s the incentive or scam in that…

Either way, Jennifer Lawrence brought her hot tits to a premiere….of something she got paid too much for…if she’s even in it, I don’t keep track of her day to day bullshit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2015

Dec

Candice Swanepoel in St Barts for the Final Holiday Push of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is still pretty hot…but I find her boring..

I just feel as though she could have done so much when she was at her prime, you know before turning 30. Seriously, she’s done nothing beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret…and really she’s not doing much beyond her half nakedness at Victoria’s Secret on this shoot in St Barts, or what I like to call the strategic last push before the holidays to get their models in the gossip magazines….

But then someone I met told me that he fucked her, while she was dating the homo she’s now engaged to, and I guess that made her moderately more interesting…sure the guy I was talking to was a crazy person…but for some reason I believed him…at least more than when a homeless guy told me about how he had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and JFK…all while smelling like urine.

SHe’s in a bikini…being fun…because she’s won at life – obviously..

She’s got an ass…like most people who aren’t amputees, hers is just better.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

Dec

Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

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I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar…

Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore..

But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting…

This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is…

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2015

Dec

Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

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I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”….

Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is…

I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know….

I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood…

But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up…

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Posted in:Jaime King|SFW