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2015

17

Nov

Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”…

Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way….

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2015

17

Nov

Lizzy Caplan’s Big Break in Malibu Magazine of the Day

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Lizzy Caplan is from True Blood and some other bullshit, and now she’s got the prestigious credit to add to her resume, of being the December centerfold of Malibu magazine, that you can find being given out for free at restaurants and hotels in Malibu…and even some Malibu grocery stores…because as you know, Malibu is the niche market where important people live…so being in their community magazine is way more important than being in your local paper…unless you’re local paper is Malibu magazine, in which case you know just how important this is…

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2015

17

Nov

Zoe Kravitz in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Apparently, this is Zoe Kravitz in a bikini…I wouldn’t know, because I don’t really like insignificant kids of people who are famous, but who I never really cared about, you know the light skin Denise from the Cosby show, that made no sense based on her coloring, making me think at a young age that Claire wasn’t loyal, and possibly the reason Bill went into drugging and raping girls…thanks to his power position…and Lenny Kravitz..who always annoyed me with his Jimmy Hendrix impersonation….creating life…that lives in Florida and acts like some spiritual, artist…floating through life…thanks to a trust fund…

I’m not bitter about rich kids, I just don’t believe they deserve attention, when all they do is produce shitty music and/or appear in movies…instead of using their money to do go in the world…

What I’m saying is that we don’t need another celebrity kid, trying to become a celebrity…the world or pop culture or the media is filled with enough garbage…and we should save the new recruit position for people who need the money…not the people who have it…Perpetuating the 1% is just annoying, especially when she’s not that interesting… even when it is in a bikini.

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2015

17

Nov

Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”….

At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass.

Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that.

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2015

17

Nov

Miley and her Pipe of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted some pictures of herself sucking on some pipe…some blunts…and just looking like she’s been masturbating…in what I call taking an avrage looking skinny girl…and turning her into a product marketed to suburban hipster 12 year olds…while getting her naked, keeping her eddy and controversial, like she was a new age Madonna, because that’s what the TUMBLR crowd want..

We can all agree…those were a good excuse to post the pics of her sucking a dildo again, because that’s really the only reason I posted her bullshit social media weridness that’s contrived and try hard…while these terry pics…are worth staring at…I’m still not over them

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2015

17

Nov

Maggie Duran is the Topless Instagram Model of the Day

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Her name is Maggie Duran…she’s a bit of an instagram model – so let’s call this whore what she’s been working on….and that’ @Maggiedurann ….

Now I don’t know @Maggiedurann….so maybe I’m an asshole in assuming that she’s some narcissist show off who thinks she deserves to be in front of the camera…

Or that she’s trying to become famous, or at least famous enough to get dudes with money to make her babies…

Because it’s the dream…everyone wants that fame for nothing…and in some cases..like in @Maggiedurann’s case..they’ll get naked enough for it..

Making her pretty fucking amazing…the kind of Christian who puts her tits out there for everyone to see…because it’s just tits, the tap of life for babies everywhere, and not a fuck video..

I believe the fame whore, social media whore, instagram model movement is dead, it’s boring…but I guess as long as the low levels are putting their tits out there for “art”..there’s still value to what they do…beause we like tits…and need girls showing them…

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2015

17

Nov

Kira Kosarin is Fun Jailbait of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is the new Jailbait to pay attention to. Unfortunately for the real perverts, she’s already 18, so there’s not going to be a build up of her being slutty for attention knowing she’s 17, before turning 18, and fading into obscurity, she’s more the “Here I am, I’m 18, and I’m half naked, because my body is insane, look at it, it’s insane right”…

Right.

She’s from Florida, which seems to be the hub for these stage parents, I guess it’s either meth, bathsalts or sell my whore daughter to the industry for Jesus people…and she’s known for having a youtube channel and being on Nickelodeon, who love girls with Youtube Channels…because it helps them stay relevant.

Here’s some of her snapchats/instagram/ look at me pics…

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2015

17

Nov

Drunk Woman VS Security Guard and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Have Sex Under a Tree…on the Sidewalk

Bat has a Bath

Psycho Kicks Disabled Man Down Stairs

Dude Harrassing Homeless Guy – Gets a 1 Punch Knockout

Topless Femen Chicks I wnat to Fuck

Homeless Sex at the Dumpster

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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2015

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s hard to have sympathy for a celebrity who had no respect for AIDS getting HIV, in a world where kids can’t even get AIDS meds because they were born with AIDS. Fuck Charlie sheen’s HIV…he will pay you if you do

HIV in 2015 is a boring scandal…. Especially when the person looks like HIV….I feel bad for the girls who will no longer be getting paid hush money…those unsavory and insipid types…and their extorting cash grabs from rich dude who have secrets..

I thought sex was about love, mutual respect, romance….and discretion…not paying people to not talk…

That said, I am more Charlie Sheen viral…than Gangnam Style viral…

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Hot Girls in Sports Bras….
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Charlie Sheen’s Paid Millions To Keep People Quiet
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John Cleese on How they Sold Monty Python to the BBC
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Sluts at an Event Being Sluts
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Jennifer Lawrence on a Horse…
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Slut in a Bikini
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Sexy Pics of the Day
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Saudi Arabia Hail River..
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Farrah Abraham a the Sex Convention…
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Grls With Nice Eyes…
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2015

16

Nov

StepLINKS of the DAy

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I would say that with world war III looming, that none of this hollywood babe shit really matters…but I guess it doesn’t take world war III to remind us that none of this shit matters…I’ve been saying none of this shit matters since I started the site…and it turns out that none of this does matter…and really none of what anyone does matters…even doctors…people still die…people still kill…so if you can’t be fucking all day, you might as well be looking at overpaid bitches who wouldn’t fuck you even if you offered them their day rate…because really what else is there…

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SO Many Thigh Gaps..
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New York Cop VS Magazine that is Honoring Caitlin Jenner as the WOman of the Year…in an Interesting Story
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Some Chick from some Band Says Tattoos are Poisoing Her…
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Gwen Stefani’s Nanny Milking Her New Found Fame
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Kourtney Kardashian Tits in a Sweater Like a Whore Sister of a Whore
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Kat Torres in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Looks Fit as Fuck
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Jessica Alba at an Event
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Ben Affleck’s Nanny – Is Living in the Bahamas….
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Dei Lovato in a Black Dress
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Huge Fucking Tits
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JJ Watt is Up at 3 AM Doing Squats
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Penguins Try to Escape
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Slut of the Day
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Katharine McPhee -> Open Back -> Some Cleavage -> Who Cares…
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Madonna Looks Tired…
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Scary Braless Chick
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Angry Mom VS Katy Perry’s Dad
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Kim Garner Has Skinny Legs
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Rihanna Braless and Amazing
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Amber Rose is a WHore
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Dad Films his Vacation Backwards
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Lauren Pope Bra
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Grabbing Feet on the Freeway
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Carrie Fishers and what I hope is her Daughter
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Emmy Rossum in a Tight Dress…
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Star Wars Sell Out for Verizon
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Jorgie Porter Takes a Shower
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Amber Rose has a Huge Ass
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Katy Perry Huge Tits
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Moschino Milks their Barbie Co-Brand…with this Terrifying Commercial
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Vintage Movie Nudity with Doris Durani from a Movie Called Carmela
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Drew Barrymore Sells Offensive France Pillows
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Cat Trolls Dog
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Nicole Minetti Bikini Booty
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Jorgie Porter is Amazing
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Some Sturdy Girl with a Footbal Smoking Weed
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Asshole Painting is the New Best Thing Ever
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Ronda Rousey Predicted her Defeat
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Topless at the Gym
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Cute Anal Training…
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Hand Warmer of the Day
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Hot Naked Girls in Bed Together
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Double Dildo…So Romantic
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Plump Pussy Terrifies Me
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