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2015

06

Nov

January Jones – The Bathtub Series of the Day

January Jones has a fetish…no, not getting knocked up by rich Hollywood execs who are likely married, that she pretends don’t exist, thanks to getting paid the fuck off and collecting a check…when he just expected her to get an abortion…but why get an abortion when you can get payroll for 18 years…

Her fetish is posting bathtub pics…3 in 3 days…

Weird, but not as weird as her kid will be when he grows up without a father…

I guess it was Botox day…or she was ovulating again…and felt like sharing…and all I can do is wonder what other sin goes on in her tub…other than sex and babies out of wedlock…there’s probably some masturbation using the showerhead…it’s a girl thing…

Everyone is a social media whore…

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2015

06

Nov

Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

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These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy…

But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits..

TO SEE SELENA GOMEZ TIT CLICK HERE

: 5 November 2015. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – part 2 – UK film premiere held at Odeon Leicester Square, 24-26 Leicester Square, London. Here: Jennifer Lawrence Credit: Justin Goff/GoffPhotos.com Ref: KGC-03

TO SEE JENNIFER LAWRENCE TIT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Kylie Jenner has Broken Nail of the Day

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The funny thing about this fame whoring, weird body for a white girl, half naked girl who has been fucking older black guys since she was a tween, thanks to having terrible parents…and a terrible life…that is masked with money and things…living the American Dream by whoring herself….is that the biggest tragedy in her vain as fuck life..is her “broken nail”…

The good news is that when their empire collapses, this one is slated to be one of the first to go fucking insane, develop a drug addiction and die…

Because she doesn’t know a life before fame, TV, etc…and she grew up in the peak of their collective fame whoring..so the second their ship has sailed and people stop caring…she’s start acting up and falling apart..

I guess that will only happen when instagram fades…and new social media steps up….because as of now, she’s got millions of people she directly speaks to…and the max exodus of following her will never happen…but it’d be great to see it if they did…

I guess we’re stuck with these whores…..for now…but they will crack…I know it…they can’t keep them well behaved forever…they are spoiled brats and don’t think consequences, etiquette or anything but self interest…

Let’s just hope the tanturm / breakdown / crisis…comes with more nudity….

Like this Tit pic of average at best, but hugely famous, now a Victoria’s Secret runway walkng, Kendall tit…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Daisy Ridley is the New Star Wars Chick You’ll Be Obsessed with of the Day

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Daisy Ridley is the lottery winner, cast in the new Star Wars, that so many millions of nerds are freaking the fuck out about, buying pre-sale tickets to, because it’s fucking Star Wars people…and this is the female lead, who will never get much work beyond Star Wars, the brand is too fucking strong, but who needs work after that…she’ll have dudes sending her money, propositions, and marriage offers for the rest of her fucking life. Nerds, especially Star Wars nerds are resilient….they are focused…and they are often times socially awkward and obsessive…

So here’s what will be their new obsession….Daisy Ridley…in Hollywood Reporter…

Posted in:Daisy Ridley|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Julie Benz in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know who Julie Benz is. I just know she was on Dexter and more importantly Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that’s the kind of show that creepy virgin loser dudes were absolutely obsessed with…meaning this Julie Benz, now well into her 40s, is the other Sara Michelle Gellar…that I guess in nerd chatrooms got drafted for fantasy marriages in the nerd fantasy marriage leagues because she wasn’t always 40 and didn’t always look like she was 40…

Not that her being 40 will deter any of her fans…her fans or Buffy fans are still obsessed with the show, they still have the box set on their nerd shelf…and one unopened in their nerd vault, because nerds…

Meaning this chick has made so many dudes jerk off…some dudes think they are married to her…and other dudes dream of marrying her…because people, especailly Buffy Fans are fucking weird…

HEre’s the bikini pics..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Julie Benz|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Christina Milian Keeps Reaching of the Day

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Christina Milian has a new album…

This is what rich people do when they are bored…

They revisit what I guess they think their passion is….and what made them relevant enough to fuck the right people, make babies with the right people, and divorce the right people, after getting writing credits on some massive fucking songs the right people produced…meaning getting paid for the rest of her life..

This is like a retired woman taking up knitting, or starting up an Etsy or Ebay jewelry business, where she could make money off it, but is really just doing it for the love and to pass the time. She has a pension..it’s unnecessary to actually spend her day doing it…but why the fuck not…

Only with more fame-whoring, attention craving, and tit…

Milian….wants you to jerk off to her like she was still 19….It’s some kind of midlife crisis…that is working, because I remember a year ago, she had less than 100,000 instagram followers even with being on The Voice…and now she’s on the map again….thanks to a deep rooted knowledge of proper slutting

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Social Media of the DAy

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A video posted by Victoria's Secret Brasil (@victoriassecretoficialbrasil) on Nov 6, 2015 at 8:27am PST

Vitoria’s Secret is pushing their fashion show on social media…to generate the first round of buzz before the televised event that I call their hugely successful infomercial..every Holiday season, the people who watch TV, get very excited about a brand that sells them garbage and a dream…while making them feel insecure..

So first wave is announcing the cast. Second wave is social media prep for the filming of the show, which takes place November 9, then they’ll release all the VIP red carpet pics…of the filming of the event…then they’ll release all the pics from the event…so that by black Friday…people are ready to buy their nonsense…and by TV air date..people are just fucking cumming VS….

It’s a scam that works…

Here are a few of them doing fitness before the show…even though we all know they are actually just starving themselve before the show…who are they trying to fool into thinking these girls are about health and fitness…when clearly they are into starving, being skinny and fucking rich dudes…

Here’s some other model babe who I’ve never heard of who got cast…I like this one….she’s good…

A video posted by Daniela Braga (@bragadany) on Nov 5, 2015 at 11:12am PST

Here’s Elsa Hosk in Catalog Pics – Bound CLICK HERE

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Monika Jagaciak in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Lily Aldridge at some Fantasy Bra Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

06

Nov

Carly Baker is Some UFC Ring Girl in FHM of the Day

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I don’t watch UFC, but I assume this Carly Baker chick is the replacement of the other blonde one that got beat the fuck up by her boyfriend…

UFC, like Ed Hardy, RIP CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER – THE GOD OF THE CHEESE DICKS….is designed or crafted for cheese dicks and trailer trash….

And the girls they use in their promo videos, like WWF, are these trashy stripper looking bitches, with fake tits, fake lips, and tight bodies, because it’s a sporting event…

I am not against any one, even if I hate everyone, I always support sluts and what look like Vegas hookers who find a marketable angle…whether that angle is being the jerk off material to a testosterone filled sport that is followed by pretty alpha hetero anti-gay dudes…who get excited watching dudes half nakedly wrestle each other…so throw in the tits to give focus to the boner or some shit…

Either way, Carly Baker.

Posted in:Carly Baker|SFW

2015

06

Nov

ARianna Grande Demonstrates How She Handled Big Sean of the Day

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Arianna Grande is a rumored slut, with a voice of an angel…at least according to her…everyone I know hear her song in restaurants or stores…passionately say “i hate this fucking bitch”..including a pornstar who I met…that used to fuck Grande’s ex boyfriend Mac Miller…who claims…is a huge whore, demanding, needy, loud, irritating, spoiled…and all kind of horrible things, you can probably tell by listening to her or seeing her silly public behavior…thanks to stage parents coddling her…and Disney Training…she exists…

TO SEE THE REST Of THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Arianna Grande|SFW

2015

06

Nov

Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day

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Here’s a pretty funny story….where a model who was posing for a stock photo was used in a fake internet story….that went viral because the general population don’t do any background research on anything.

More proof that people are lazy, take clickbait seriously, take things at face value and that journalism is dead…because no one went after this shit…but instead made this shit…

So the story is that an Asian man sued his wife for misleading him – and thus making him ugly babies…here are some videos about the story – a few years ago:

The actual story is that a girl posed for a picture, she was a model, she didn’t have plastic surgery…and now she can’t get work because as we all the know…the internet ruins fucking lives…

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