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2015

14

Dec

The Weekend Edition of Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

On Saturday….Rita Ora brought the only thing Christmas that Love Magazine has put out in their Advent Calendar because they realize that Christmas is offensive to most people, at least young people they are trying to target, all hung up on their politically correct bullshit…I didn’t watch the video, I just posted it – but have been doing this long enough to know Rita Ora was probably pushing out her tits…she loves those things and so do you..

On Sunday…Jasmine Sanders…was the filler, probably fucking the producer, photographer, the people at Love Magazine…because I’ve never heard of her…or maybe she’s an instagram model sensation that the world fucking loves and I am just out of the look on, because I hate instagram and the instagram famous it has created…I’m ready for a new app to trick the world into making people billionaires..

Then today, the big production featuring everyone’s second or maybe third favorite Hadid…Bella the one who fucks the Weeknd, thanks to leveraging her sisters success, and using the same formula and budget to create her personal brand, in this personal brand based world….alongside with Victoria’s Secret hipster detail, we call Stella Maxwell who let Miley finger her for the press…that’s how eager these sluts are… and Kelly Rohrbach from Sports Illustrated fame, which is hardly fame, but pretty bootleg modelling now that instagram, the same platform that made these girls, exists…we see them in bikinis everyday…and I guess so does Leonardo DiCaprio, since he adopted this one for his sex adventures…that I hear include men….

They did a little tribute to a 70s exploitation movie, or maybe a Quentin Tarantino version of an old Grindhouse classic…and I didn’t watch it…but I posted it…because I have that capabilities…

I guess I’m just irritated watching all these idiots seemingly act relevant doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again..I need more out of the world of advertising, content production, it’s all so safe…it’s all so dull…and tits…are great but still just tits…ask any feminist…she’ll fucking tell you.

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2015

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A girl asked me if I could ever get hard for her, possibly because I joke about my impotency, when really I just have a micro penis…

I told her that I could if she was whispering slutty things in my ear while jerking me off while a hot girl posed naked for me….

Needless to say…she didn’t go for the challenge…

Santa Selfie!
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Demi Lovato Falls On Stage
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The Indenpendence Day – Resurgence Trailer…
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Danielle Lloyd is in a Bikini in Barbados
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Mylieene Klass in Leather Lingerie
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Flame Thrower VS Firehouse
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The Singing Telegram Lady in CLUE
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How Australians React to Crashes
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The Edge from U2 is Raping the Earth
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Michelle Obama Rap Video
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Lady Gaga Nipple Pasties
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Martha Hunt in a Bikini
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Big Tits and Glasses….
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Weird Pig in Lingerie Costume at a Wedding…Must be Russian…
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2015

12

Dec

Miley Cyrus Infantilism Fetish Music Video of the Day

Here’s Miley dressed like a baby in some spoken word video….for a song called BB Talk….

It’s got her brand of weird that isn’t that weird, but that is far more weird than Taylor Swift…

It’s her talking about how some dude she fucked talked to her in baby talk but she’s way cooler than that..and that she hates that shit…probably some bullshit TUMBLR feminism shit…because she doesn’t do cute…

This is hardly weird to anyone into infantilism, probably because they are sitting in a crib shitting themselves in their diapers in a nursery they set up in their house…waiting for their weird barren wife who never had kids to come tend to them…

But Miley dressed like a baby sucking her toe…works…for me..unfortunately, Miley Doesn’t because if she did, I’d be rich.

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2015

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone asked me why Santa doesn’t have kids…I had to explain that Santa is a pedophile…who loves kids…so much he breaks into their houses and gifts them so that they don’t tell their moms and dads…unless they are naughty…then he punishes them…like a masochist pedophile…I mean he is a man with army of kid-like fantasy creatures…who no one cares if he fucks…because despite being built like kids…are not kids…or even human…

Turns out it’s a joke and the punchline is “he only comes once a year”…

Fuckers and your jokes…Two Weeks Til Xmas…which is depressing for all the mall Santas….but exciting for all of you…

Morally confused…

Lil Kim is a Massive Monster
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Facts About Boobs
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Miley Cyrus and her Pasties
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Breast Feeding Christmas Sweaters
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Lady Gaga’s Nipple Pasties
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Lady Gaga Pasties for American Horror Story
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Slut of the Day
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Man Loses 100s of Pounds with Yoga
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X-Men Apocalypse Has a Trailer
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Caroline Flack Panty Flash
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James Franco’s Nipples
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Today in Nickelback News…
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Historical Myths People Still Believe
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty Through Her Blazer
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Em Rat Cow’s Pouty Lips at an Event
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Natalie La Rose Crotch Performance
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Kiston’s Closing…
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Kylie Jenner Trying on Lingerie….
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Naked Beach Girls from The Beach Girls
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John Stewart Does Trump…
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College Girls..
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Elders React to Star Wars Trailer
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Josephine Skriver Climbing
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Lana Del Rey See Through Shirt
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Myleene Klass Tight Dress
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Dad Loses His Shit Trying to Fix Sprinklers
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Arianny Celeste’s Half Nakedness
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Automatic Lego Cookie Icing Machine
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Amanda Seyfried at the Candy Shop
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How to Ruin a Fat Kid’s Birthday
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Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
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Mariah Carey Thick
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USAF Flyby
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Taylor Swift in Concert is as Boring as You’d Expect
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Sky Diver Lands on Powerlines
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Phoebe Price’s See Through Dress
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Britney Spears Doing some Sit Ups
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Mirror Selfies
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Girl Has a Twerk Off
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Midget Stripper!
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Double the Huge Tits
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Friends who Masturbate Together Give me Boners Together
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Hairy Pussy Solo
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Naked Spread Pussy
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Huge Downblouse Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Naked Linda Blair
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Greek Pussy of the Day
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

11

Dec

Irina Shayk Perfect Squat of the Day

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Irina Shayk is my favorite model, not just because she seems like she’s humble after all her hustling and sugar babying that has allowed for a life that she probably deserves…straight from the slums of Russia to the beard of a huge athlete to a life as a Victoria’s Secret model…to the wife of an A list actor…not that they are married, but they probably will be, because if that motherfucker Brad Cooper doesn’t get this thing pregnant, he has no understanding of genetics and how when something this good, clever, hard working and ambitious comes a long…you make babies with it…in hopes of creating a super human….because she’s pretty much a super human…

These half squat pics are what all girls should look like. She’s amazing…a Christmas miracle…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2015

11

Dec

RIhanna’s Huge Cleavage of the Day

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We have all seen Rihanna’s tits, nipples, exposed because she’s overwhelmed by her fame and insane life, where that this small island girl is now the topic of everyone’s conversation, pretty much losing any sense of privacy, allowing for her to pretty much spread her vagina on the internet and not really care, because at a certain level of so many people watching…it must feel like no one is watching…so she’s just doing her…

And doing her is going to some exclusive events, but not that exclusive because EMRATA WAS THERE …..and EMRATA is low level…

Either way, Rihanna had her nipples covered, but her tits maximized, because if you’ve ever seen her topless, she doesn’t look this robust, but with the right straps and harnesees and possible pregnancy…shit looks Glamour model clown tit massive…and I like it…

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2015

11

Dec

Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day

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Amy Adams, the Academy Award nominated and possibly winning actress I couldn’t point out of a line-up, unless she was the only redhead, because like black people, redheads all look the same…or maybe because I don’t actually care about 40 year old actors whether they win awards or not…she just doesn’t give me a boner…even when looking at her ass…she’s just fucking average at best…

I’m not hating because I find red or orange pubic hair disgusting, I’ll admit in the 80s I did, I’d gag when thinking about it…as the weird redhead would ask me to eat her out…but in my old age….in an era of bald pussy…I’m like BRING IT…it’s something different…

I just find her…uneventful, even with botty flashing for the paparazzi…

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2015

11

Dec

Olympic Dream McKayla Maroney’s Vagina in Shorts of the Day

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Here’s your McKayla Maroney, American Hero, Gold Medal Winner…who was 16 at the time she won, and now probably pushing 20, but who spent those 2 years of famous and underage…being as slutty while innocent as possible…to not lose any endorsement deals…or to offend the Olympic team…all while speaking directly to her fans…a gang of middle age Olympic watching perverts who liked her youthful leotard clad body and it’s flexibility…

I’ve heard stories that all these obscure sports leagues, like Gymnastics, or swim team, or figure skating…you know the not PRO sports have a small group or scene that all fuck each other…because they are so embedded in it…and constantly see the same characters and stay at the same shitty hotels thanks to their parents forcing them into this…thanks to seeing talent and Milking it hard…

So she knows whats up…while I try to know what her vagina looks like…because I’m as perverted as you…

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2015

11

Dec

The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy…

I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny….

The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat..

But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated…

So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t..

With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day

And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day

That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

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i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing..

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot…

Good enough for me.

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