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2015

10

Dec

Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day

The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this…

I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts…

But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak…

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2015

10

Dec

Adriana Lima Knows Her Angles of the Day

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I got hate mail from one person for calling Adriana Lima fat in at least 1 of the last few posts I’ve featured her in…because I guess I was being a little to quick to pull the plus sized model card, seeing as she’s not fat…obviously…or at least not fat like we know fat…where bellies are hanging over elastic band pants….fat….but she is looking her age, like a mom, with a barrel of a body…much like a pug…like the old timer stripper working the day shift…you still get a lap dance from her…but you prefer when her daughter, following her foot steps is working…ya know…

Not to mention, Lima may be fat, I’ve seen many secret internet fatties rocking their angles…to look lean and even toned…so…I’ll only be able to give you an educated opinion when she’s sitting on my face….

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2015

10

Dec

Charlotte McKInney’s Florida Trash Tits in a Magazine of the Day

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by LiCeK

Charlotte McKinney is some rich kid from Florida, because there are rich people in Florida, especailly when they are from tax evading jewelry selling families legally based out of the Bahamas…

Instead of just sticking to south Florida tanning her really stupidly large tits, or working as a bottle service girl, because despite being rich, sometimes it’s fun to make your own money, and who knows who you’ll meet….she decided to fuck the casting director of Dancing with the Stars, who put her in a Guess ad, to justify dancing with the stars, and now she’s the big tits from Dancing with the Stars…

Low level dreams can come true…so long as you have huge tits..

I don’t know what this magazine is, but check out these clown tits…i want to juggle…with my mouth…even though I hate her…

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2015

10

Dec

Charli XCX Slutty for Sunday Times Style of the Day

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Charli XCX is some UK popstar who I don’t think is really that relevant, but relevant enough for Taylor Swift to have ripped off her music, at least according to the internet, not according to me, because I am not an expert on either Taylor Swift or aspiring Taylor Swift music….in fact, I fucking hate it and believe it is the devils work designed to sell product to our youth..

I do know that Charli XCX may not be overly famous, I can’t think of anything she’s done, but music is overrated and gets in the way of me listing to my internal dialog crying in the failure that is my life…

I also know that she shows off her tits and ass, and even when she’s done up for a style magazine, she’s still a whorish enough for me to care and that is one of the keys to success according to me…which means nothing to anyone in the grand scheme of the world…

I just know when a girl is willing to get naked…keep encouraging her to get naked…by talking about her even when she doesn’t get naked…a theory that will backfire when she decides she doesn’t need to get naked anymore because she’s finally made it and can get fat…I guess only time will tell…

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2015

10

Dec

Christina Milian Fame Whoring for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Here’s a little Christmas cheer in the form of no Christmas cheer with nothing to do with Christmas at all because Christmas is associated with a religion and that’s not very Politically Correct, unless your religion is non Christian…

For the last 5-6 years I’ve been featuring this Love Magazine Advent calendar content because I find it semi interesting, ambitious, something to talk about in a world where everything, including this is dull…

But in Love Magazine’s defence, that could have nothing to do with them and everything to do with an old, tired, Christina Milian pretending she was Miley Cyrus with her inflatables, because that’s big on instagram, something Milian has been trying to make happen since she got Instagram…and that I guess worked out for her…thanks to being rich, on TV and posting slutty pics…it’s like scientific formula…or some shit…

I find Mom Milian boring, sad, even pathetic….she probably gets 100,000 – 1,000,000 dollars a month for her writing credit on Bieber’s Baby, Baby, Baby…which makes her rolling around in a bikini strictly for her own vanity…and I prefer when whores are a bit more humble…

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Posted in:Christina Milian|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

10

Dec

Trumps Botox Face VS an Eagle and Other Videos of the Day

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Pregnant Wife VS Husbands Car

Chinese Men Beat a Woman with a Chair

Dude Steals on the “hover” Board

Cops Returning Shopping Carts

Spit on Face Massage is Fucked…

Car Accident of the Day

Rats VS Restaurant…

Smart Camel

Zombie Nativity Scene is Genius of the Day

Husband Does Wheelies when Driving Wife and Kid

Drunk Guy Slams Himself with Beer Door

Megan Fox, SFW
School Girl Megan Fox for TMNT Terrible Sequel of the Day

Naked Man on Drugs

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2015

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to seduce a woman at the bar…you probably shouldn’t ask if you can eat her nachos out of her ass….and when she kindly says “No but you can have one off my plate”…you know allowing your eating nachos out of an ass to slide…like it never happened…giving you a second chance to eat her nachos off the plate…which always leads to sex…so don’t say “I meant after you were done digesting them”…

It’s one of those taking it far enough to be borderline weird yet intriguing enough to open the door to fuck, girls like weird things…and turning it into asking to eat her shit…

Tis’ the Season..here are some steplinks in the morning…

Soft Focus Girls
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Mandy Moore Divorce PORN
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Anchor Damage
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Guy Turns Bus into Bachelor Pad
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Eva Longoria TV Cleavage
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Bill Murray Beat His Wife – Because
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No Golden Globes for Johnny Depp
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Learn to Unicycle in 2 Hours and 38 Mins
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Weird Nude Family Photo of the Day
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Baby Elephant Doesn’t Want To Get Out of the Bath
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Margot Robbie and Skarsgard in Tarzan
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Miranda Kerr – No Clothes
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Trump VS an Eagle
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Dubstep Christmas Light Show for the Cheesy Fucks Who Listen to Dubstep
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2015

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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People get so uptight when you say a girl deserved to get raped for wearing a sexy outfit, because we all know that no one deserves to get raped, unless they are hanging out with a known rapist, naked…

But it’s safe to say that if a girl is showing a room full of frat boys her vagina, by lifting her mini skirt…even crawling around with her pussy lips dangling between her legs like a set of testicles…

It’s safe to say that she may not deserve to get raped…but that she’s inviting potential rapists to reach that point of no return…which I assume rapists have…otherwise they wouldn’t fucking rape…

I know I’m talking about rape a lot, probably because no one wants to rape me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Lot of Amazing Booty
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Lily Aldridge and Other Models Being Whores
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The New Tarzan
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Bieber is Stalking Some Chick
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Leven Rambin See Through Dress
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Josephine Skriver Climbing
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Katherine Webb Pregnant Tits
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Nicole Kidman Nominated for SAG Award for Playing a Statue
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Instagram Husbands…
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Ashley Benson in Tight Jeans
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Britney Spears in a White Dress
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Some Chick in Christmas Lingerie
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Topless Power Ranger
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Selena Gomez Slutty Concert Mexican
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The Sex Offender Shuffle
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Jedi Levitation Prank
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Jodie Sweetin Meth Head with Snoopie of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Legs
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Monkey Sees a Magic Trick
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Charlie Sheen’s Ex Wanted Unprotected HIV Sex
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Waterslide of the Day
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Behati Prinsloo Legs
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Charlotte McKinney Nipple for GQ
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Don’t PLay With Bombs
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Shay Mitchell Photoshoot
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Josephine Skriver in Spandex
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Isabel Goulart Bad Face…
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Quantum Computers Explained
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Naked Samantha Fox
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Myleene Klass Cleavage in Leather
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Never Forget – Bill Murray Beat His Wife
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Penis Painter…of the Day
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Most Expensive Christmas Gifts
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Notes from Stay at Home Dads
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Hit By a Stop Sign
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Random Tumblr Porn
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Huge Stupid Tits
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Naked By the Window
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Naked Selfies….
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Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Pics
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Christmas Themed Slut
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Lesbians in Class
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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2015

09

Dec

Heidi Klum for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Galore Magazine is a magazine that’s doing the whole throw parties at key events like Art Basel, Fashion Week and Coachella…cast the key instagram models on instagram as part of the magazine….to make sure they go to the parties…do cover photoshoots with people of interest or actual models…like Heidi Klum..have those people of interest also show up at those parties…and you pretty much just secured relevance…without even writing one life changing article..and who really wants to write a fucking article…when you can hang out at parties with models and take pics…as that’s the level of brain power the kids have…clever…

I don’t think the pics are that hot, I hate black and white from a digital camera, but I guess they compliment Heidi Klum best, since she’s old as fuck..but she does still have a great body…which is more than I can say about the old people I fuck, all medicated, half dead, and disgusting as I pull their adult diapers to the side…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2015

09

Dec

Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a test tube baby…created in the labs..by her “dad” a homo biologist and her mom a lesbian I assume works at the Victoria’s Secret head office in Ohio….and volunteered to be the front of this creepy experiment that would make sense for Victoria’s Secret to finance…because if you can build a model, not only does it feed your God Complex, but if you scale it out, can be cost effective…

Sure the first one is 100,000 dollar project, but once you get an assembly line going, you can probably pump out a mode for 100k or less, far more affordable than paying these girls 100k per campaign…and hell you don’t need to hose or feed them, just chain them to a lamp post like an old bike…robots…easy…

This is a pic on instagram by David Bellmere, who I still think is one of the better photographers out there…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW