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2015

08

Dec

Top 9 AVN Nominated BBW Porn Stars and their Twitpics of the Day

I told my friend, THE PORN DUDE , who knows everything porn, that my favorite porn category is BBW, for obvious reasons…

I wanted to prove that BBW is the new BBQ and sometime BBQ makes BBW….by looking up the AVN BBW 2016 nominees and posting their best pics…

The nominees are:

Samantha 38G, Alexxxis Allure, Eliza Allure, Bella Bendz, Becki Butterfly, Busty Cookie, Lyla Everwett, April Flores, Erin Green, Sashaa Juggs, Falicha Karr, Karla Lane, Lady Lynn, Mazzaratie Monica aan Jade Rose

Despite thinking all girls are porn chicks, mainly because they all fuck like porn chicks, and want to be filmed like porn chicks, where even the most famous of instagram models and TV personalities are porn chicks, I had to limit it to actual porn chicks….

Not all chicks are BBW porn chicks….

You may be asking why I’m into BBW girls and the answer is simple, the world is one big “Love My Body campaign”….we’re in a fatter society, celebrities are fatter, models are plus sized, America is bigger, they like bigger, Kate Upton is fatter and I think it’s only natural have fat in our sex…in fact I’m married…

So here are 9 BBW girls….because more to love…

1- Mazzaratie Monica – but she never goes to the fast….

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2- Karla Lane – more like a highway I want to drive my dick into…

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3- Sashaa Juggs – Filled With Heaven….

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4- Lyla Everwettt and why would she want to be….

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5- Busty Cookie – I Love Cookies…

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6- Becki Butterfly …. tastes like a bee, pure Honey…

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7- Bella Bends in all the Right Places…

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8- Eliza Allure … is magical….

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9 – Samantha 38G …. Because F is Too Small

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That was fun…..

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2015

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, asking a girl to get drunk with you in a back alley with inuit hookers…is not what they consider romantic…or in the holiday spirit…even when you suggest they wear an ugly Christmas sweater since It will be cold out there…

All these high maintenance bitches, impossible to keep satisfied…needy, expensive, high maintenance..etc.

I’m just looking in the wrong place, maybe the answer is to date those inuit hookers…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sienna Miller in Drag
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Girls without Bra…
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They are Remaking Dirty Dancing…
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Thick Hilary Duff
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Jenna Dewan Slut Outfit
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Miss Universe in a Tight Dress…
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James Deen Accusing Rape Accusations
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Bai Ling’s a Whore and I love it
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Slut of the Day
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Girls in Short Shorts
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Casual Head Stabbing
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College Football Cheerleader Showdown
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COCO Looks the Same Before / After and During Pregnancy
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Katie Holmes in a Red Dress with Knobby Knees
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits…
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Burt Reynolds Said Charlie Sheen Deserved AIDS
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Emrata at an Event
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Linda Blair Topless…
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Miranda Kerr Legs in Fuck Me Boots
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Jenna Dewan-Tatum Ass in Panties….
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Scott Weiland’s baby Momma Does Not Want You to Glamorize His Death
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Woman’s Half Court Shot
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Gigi Hadid Has Disgusting Legs
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The Naked Models in LUI
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Glitch in the Matrix Photos
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Tove Lo Spread Legs
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Selena Gomez in her Underwear…
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Rita Ora Big Tits…
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German Grocery Store Christmas
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Katerhine McNamara Photoshoot
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Cat Body Slams Kid in the Snow
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A Bunch of Fan Girls….
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Carmen Electra Pantsless in Concert
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Yolanda Foster – Gigi Hadid’s Mom – is Broke
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CAM GIRLS WHO GET NAKED FORQ FREE
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Lacy Banghard at the Pool
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Little Red Whore…
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Naked Selfies….
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Christmas Themed Slut
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DIY Sex Change
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Lesbians in Class
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Hot, Slutty, Nude Selfies
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Random TUmblr Porn
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2015

08

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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The most fascinating thing about Lindsay Lohan is that there was a time when she would tell the paparazzi to not take pictures of her and Kim Kardashian, back when Kim Kardashian was building her brand, jealous of all the white girls who made it, figuring out her tactics to become what has become a terribly famous and horrible brand that needs to get blown the fuck up as possible terrorist attacks…because they are clearly attacking our freedom…

Now Lohan tries to get her picture taken with Kardashians….to get in the media…

It’s just an interesting study all these insta models who think they matter should look into…someone like Lohan, who was a huge deal, is now some leathery, but moisturized leathery has been and she’s not even 30 yet….still living a good life with access and money…but still a broken drug addict with no more soul..

The point of my story is Lohan in a Bikini…is still LOhan in a bikini and that brings hope to us all…I’m just not sure how, but I’m thinking with her great fake tits..

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2015

08

Dec

Britney Spears Stomach of the Day

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Britney Spears may have been hot many fucking years ago…before becoming relatively disgusting…fat…shaved head…cold sore scabbedut she looks like she’s

Well, she’s a near 40 year old mom of two, who is looking pretty fit as fuck, and I guess she’s proud of that…becuase when you’re a puppet owned by your parents, making the family money, all medicated and confused, there are only few things that can make a girl with everything happy, and one of those things is a thin, fit, midsection…that may or may not be photoshopped, but that doesn’t matter if it is or not, I’ve jerked off to Britney’s face cropped onto porn videos at least one time in the last decade…making real or fake Britney still Britney enough for me.

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2015

08

Dec

Ugly Faced Ashley Tisdale Shows Her Goods of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale knows one thing…and that thing is that her face is pretty broken down, but her body is pretty banging, so as long as she crops out her face, things are fucking sexy and fit….maintaining her fans that I am surprised she has, but not really, dudes are weird especially when they are dudes who watch High School Musical…

I guess the life lesson is that if you’re not cute, but marketed cute, not hot, but marketed hot…even monstrous in your asymmetry…commit to the fit body…because even the hottest girls get old…but a toned stomach, face or not, is something even the most unimpressed pervert would want to cum on…

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2015

08

Dec

Miley Cyrus is Amazing of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is Amazing…..

I mean she’s no Taylor Swift…

That was a joke..

Taylor Swift is a contrived, not in a good way, conservative, not in a good way, pile of shit with shitty accessible music…trying to get her shitty music across to the world because it get paid…

While Miley actually tries to be provocative and controversial, even if contrived bullshit…there’s nipples and nipples feed babies..and give people like me something to jerk off to, even if nipples are mainstream, they are still nipples…you know…

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2015

08

Dec

Amy Hixson Posing with Porn for Glamour Italia of the Day

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Amy Hixson can suck my anus…no seriously, all these models are for hire, you just have to pretend you have a private jet…and they usually won’t even charge you…

That’s not to say Amy Hixson is quite like all the other models, I am sure she would never admit she’s like the other models, because with these models comes a level of delusion that involves not realizing that they are only into rich guys and famous guys..but are the first to call out other girls for being whores…or sugar babies…but never taking ownership

I guess what I am saying is that I love Amy Hixson and want to have her baby, after she marries a rich guy, so that I can mooch off her like she mooches off him…seems to the only way this love will work out…

In the meantime I’ll try to understand the “artist” statement of this silly shoot for Glamour Italia…

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2015

08

Dec

Winona Ryder for Marc Jacobs of the Day

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I never jerked off to Winona Ryder….but she is in one of my Favorite Holiday Movies…”Little Women”…

The most amazing thing about Winona Ryder isn’t that she’s fucked half of hollywood in the 30 years she’s been part of hollywood…but rather that she was considered an “it girl” for the longest time…even though we all know her best work was when she was robbing department stores…not modeling for brands sold in department stores….like this one for Marc Jacobs…

I never quite understood her, but then I found out that she had massive Jewish girl tits, and all of a sudden it made sense, despite those tits never been used in movies for good….but I guess saved for casting couches for evil…you know to manipulate the job….

And I don’t understand why they’re still not being celebrated, this is like shitting on 1990…harder than…Milli Vanilli..

Non tits, when you have big tits, especially at 44 when nothing else is really working out for her sex appeal…is a fucking crime she should be arrested for…like it was 2001..

My opinion of this ad is that it’s reminiscent of doing cocaine at Hollywood afterparties…off mirrored tables all these hollywood types have…

This has been a minute in reconnecting with Winona Ryder…

Posted in:SFW|Winona Ryder

2015

08

Dec

Bella Thorne is Working it of the Day

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Bella Thorne is working the 18 year old turned 40 year old…or who is 40 years old…pretending to be 18…it’s good for business…no one likes 40 year olds..but everyone likes 18 year olds…even if they look like 40 year olds..

I know this is confusing…let me break it down…

Bella Thorne was born in 1970….

Bella Thorne’s family decides they don’t want to work the traditional life, and figure, “can you pretend to be 15″…

So they spend a decade going to auditions, and eventually it works out for them, possibly because of plastic surgery, but maybe because of the power of conviction..because everyone believes the lie….and I guess she’s liking the attention and flashing body parts, as people do when they finally make it…the more aggressive the pic, the more famous the chick in the pic gets…#SCIENCE….

I guess what it comes down to is that like you, 40 or 18, 18 or 40, as long as there is a nipple peaking out of bra on snapchat, I’m ok with it..because I’ve never met a nipple peaking out of a bra I haven’t liked….