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2016

Jan

Does Ashley Benson Have Cancer because She Looks Disgusting of the Day

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I don’t know…but something weird is going on with Ashley Benson, and that could just be whatever the fuck is going on with her hair, looking like she’s starting to lose it, either by the compulsion some girls have to pull out their own hair, I dated a girl like that and it was terrifying…or maybe she, like Selena Gomez is undergoing Chemoterapy, you know it’s all the Hollywood rage, up on some trendy milk it for press, it’s more interesting than vagina slips, you get more compassion or some shit…because this girl looks fucking horrible…

I mean she’s skinnier than she was, which I guess is the upside of drug addiction, AIDS and cancer treatment. Always look on the bright side…

But she looks fucking Horrible, not that she was ever that great, but she is famous and has fat tits, and that counts for something…or in her case everything…because when the tits aren’t out…all I see is a weirdly shaped monster…

Maybe it’s just a false alarm…unless this isn’t her, because the girl in a bikini top with no defined chin, mocking wheelchair access to the pool….because they are spoiled rich cunts…who may be her…isn’t quite as vile to look at…

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HEre’s some bikini:

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2016

Jan

Ariel Winter’s an 18 Year Old Monster of the Day

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I am so disconnected with AMERICA…that when I see a fat chick, I see a fat chick. Call me old school, or maybe high standards, but the fact is that I fuck fat chicks, but I don’t celebrate fat chicks…

I hate fat chicks more than they hate themselves…and I hate myself more than I hate fat chicks…that’s why like they emotionally eat…I emotionally eat their disgusting shit filled asses..

What I am saying is that the other day, Ariel Winter, who I’ve never really heard of, because I don’t watch TV or pay attention to much more than slutty paparazzi pics and social media pics, I saw people writing about how this bitch is 18.

It turns out, she was some busty tween you perverts watched on some Sitcom, because I guess people still watch sitcoms…and you’re all so excited her big tits are LEGAL..

It seems like her being under 18, made you blind to the fact that the rest of her body, like most girls who start out young with big tits, was soon to catch up with her, because now that she’s 18, I hope you see the huge monster she fucking is.

WHat I am sayin is stop celebrating fat chicks, teen or not…because we get that you’d fuck them, but at the same time, I’d expect you to demand MORE out of Hollywood and their casting…let’s not make her this “realistic” and walmart clerk lookin’…right…

Stop making this girl think she’s a babe, and let her use her TV money for good, like a trainer and chef…bodyshame her because she’s paid well to take it….and hopefully she’ll pull it together and be all she can be…in hotness not in pantsize.

She’s disgusting. RIGHT.

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Body is LOL of the Day

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I would appreciate the Kardashian fame if these girls were actually hot…

They are doughy, bootleg, shitty faced…with botox that looks like raw meat is stapled on them…With shitty waist training and fat transfer asses to make strippers jealous…and make dudes with no standards or who are easily manipulated excited..

All rich yet trashy.

I’ve seen Kylie in person at least once, you wouldn’t look at bitch twice if she didn’t have airbrushed make-up on. She’s big and awkward looking…with a massive head…and not just because she has this ego thanks to her fucked up upbringing…all thanks to Kim putting the right things in her pussy…on video…for Ryan Seacrest who loves black cock to jump onto…and turn into a shitty show..

They are fucking garbage….and this selfie is hilarious…she’s so fucking weird looking…fucking monkey…with two white parents…one a dick with a chick and the other a chick with whatever dick helps progress their cause in her…

Garbage..

Here she is being rude to a poor Camera guy hired to film them…making me want to do a documentary on the camera men who have been working the Kim Kardashian show the last decade

Here she is with a Rolls Royce seat and words of Wisdom about all the HARD work she’s done..

Here is some ketamine weirdness of medicated rich kids…singing along to shitty rap songs…

Garbage…

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2016

Jan

Gigi Hadid in New Boyfriend’s Music Video of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the rich kid, fake model…who gets a lot of hype because she hangs out with Kardashians and works the scene….and people give her praise and attention because I guess they fucking love rich kid, fake models…who get a lot of hype because she hangs with a Kardashian…

Just a few months ago, GIGI was in a Jonas brother she was fucking, now she’s in a One Direction video with the guy she’s fucking…sounds like she’s using that pussy to help her make-belief trust fund trying to stay busy bullshit.

Fuck GIGI Hadid…she’s a whore…I think the highlight of the video is that my girl Lindsay Hancock is in it, naked, boxing in fetish ears…you may remember her as Luci Ford…or this picture I took of her in fetish ears LAST YEAR…

Because I am amazing….Yes, I made this about me…

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2016

Jan

FEMEN’s Mock Hanging is Amazing and Other Videos of the Day

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Boston Robber Pulled a Knife to Rob a Phone – Broke his Ankle Begs for Mercy

North Carolina Bank Manager Prevents Robbery

Naked Couple Fuck on the Side of the Road

Drunk Guy Gets Attacked By a Bear

Falling Down the Stairs of the Day

Stole a car…Escaped…Ran Over a Woman

Man Fakes an Accident – while Buddy Steals Wallet

Black Cop Gets Tasered

106 Foot Yacht Sinks in Florida..

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2016

Jan

The Shannon Sisters are Fame Whoring of the Day

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I don’t know if you remember the Playboy Shannon twins…they never really mattered… but for a minute people were excited about them…you know before they got fat and went black..right KARISSA SHANNON

Karissa Shannon HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she had Paris Hilton Dreams…or I guess Kim Kardashian dreams…

They are fat now, and as a person who thinks mocking fat girls instead of celebrating them, even if black rich dudes love this shape, it’s a public service….but they always have the SEX TAPES to reference in their probably sexually abused childhood trailer park home they must be from….right..

This is amazing…but not as amazing as how fat they got…I wonder if one of them led the way and the other followed to make it look like they are genetically supposed to be fat, you know collectively rebranding, or if this is actually their genetics….but it would be funny if one was skinny and the other fat…because that’s not how identical twins work…not that these girls work.

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not quite as graceful as two strippers working that room before closing for that last 20 dollar lap dance to pay their cab home…

But I am a romantic, because when rejecting those strippers I say “I don’t want to make you dance for me for 20 dollars, you’re worth more than that (even though they aren’t), I do want to make an honest woman out of you…and make you breakfast every morning for the rest of your life….because you’re better than this and I feel like we have a connection”…

To which they say “so you don’t want a dance”…and walk away…like it never happened…leaving me heartbroken and alone…only to go back night after night telling them the same thing…all while they pretend to not know me….or maybe they don’t remember the fat fucking Mexican who is romantic with them every fucking day of the week…and they are actually just too good to really bother remember…blocking out the memories of their whoring….to which I angrily, maybe even hurt or heartbrokenly respond by paying the 50 dollars for a blowjob…you know to really allow them to understand the true meaning of romance…

Here are some stepLINKs in the still morning where I am…

Mirror Selfies
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Serious Famewhores Did Bad TV Together
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Car VS Train…
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Pornstars Describe Their Worst Day of Work
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Paul Allen’s Microsoft Yacht Destroyed a Coral Reef. Rich People.
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Kanye Denies Being Ass Fingereed
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Kendall Jenner in some Leather
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The Original Ending to Harry Potter
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Kaley Cuoco Lip Syncing – in Sports Bra…
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So Much Sideboob
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I told a girl “I bet you have a cute asshole”…and she went fucking nuts, and not in a good way.

So I asked “would you rather I say I bet you have a shitty, disgusting, meaty asshole”…

To which she said “talking about someone’s asshole is weird, especailly when they are your fucking waitress”…

I should report her to her manager….or maybe she’s just scared I turn her own…realizing you have no standards is confusing…

here are some links…

Leo Meets the Pope as Part of His Oscar Campaign
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A Bunch of Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Kourtney Kardashian – Sheer Top
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Maitland Ward is Great
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Pregnant Beyonce – On Set
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Original Ending to Harry Potter
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Rihanna Juicy Booty
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The Dos Equis Girl
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Cuba Gooding Jr Things O.J. is Innocent
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This 9 Year Old for Trump is Terrifying
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Fame Whore Fame Whoring
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Drone Racing is Crazy
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Girls Into Sports
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30 Behind the Scenes Photos from Movies
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Shanna Shaik in Ocean Drive
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WTF is Phoebe Price Doing
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A Bunch of Boobs
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Drivers Not Stopping for the School Bus
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Fat Tits Ariel Winter is 18 Today
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Charlotte McKinney Big CLeavage
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If Videogame Characters Used Tinder
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Iggy Azaelea in a Sheer Top
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Zara Holland is a Fame Whore
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Some Model Named Eva Biechy Naked
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Nicole Kidman Nipples
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Heidi Klum in Tight Dress
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Kylie Jenner in a Parking Lot Like a Whore
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Jaime King – Heroin Mom Body
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Remember Gemma Atkinson? Me Neither
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Some Hip Hop Dance Shit
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Caitlyn Jenner Settled ANother Car Crash Lawsuit
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Hot Fudge Tits
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McDonald’s Finger Bang
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Just 3 Dildos in her Ass
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Webcam Video by a Girl for her boyfriend
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Big Boobs in the Park
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Girl Gets Off Using a Toothbrush
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Some Busty Titty Model with her Busty Tits
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Oral Sex Fail
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Live Porn
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Rita Ora Flashes her Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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These could be fake uncensored but they are circulating based on the below instagram pic…

I was looking at LUI Magazine pictures just YESTERDAY for my post on Rihanna’s new song, because Rihanna was topless for LUI magazine a few months ago…

For those of you who don’t know, LUI magazine was some porn mag, that rebranded as a men’s mag in France that featured famous models and girls naked in some pretty trendy looking pics…

For those of you who don’t know, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator copying everything Rihanna does…when she’s not milking her tits like the talentless obvious cow she is…

In this case, she’s doing both. Not her first time showing her tits, but probably the first time in magazines flashing…because girls don’t get paid 200k from Playboy to do this anymore. They do it for free. Interesting logic….

A photo posted by Florence Willaert (@flowillaert) on Jan 28, 2016 at 4:36am PST

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2016

Jan

My Friend Phoebe Price Made Cupcakes of the Day

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Phoebe Price sends me texts or maybe emails whenever I do a post on her…last time I called her 50 years old…and she was not very happy about it…today…I’ll just say that I find her career direction interesting to watch at whatever age she is…

I am not sure what the event in question is, maybe International Cupcake Day, but the level of sexy that is going on in this is too much to grasp or handle…you know so sexy that you don’t even know if it is sexy or if you should throw up all over your motherfucking self…and then you remember Phoebe Price is a goddess and of course you shouldn’t throw up, but rather take it in…the irony, the product of the paparazzi in the days they mattered…now moving to social media…as naked and exhibitionist as she can…

I find it fascinating and fantastic. She’s great. This is so amateur and fetishy, confusing, and why the store bought cupcakes are in the oven…it’s magical..

Jokes aside. This is seriously my favorite shoot that has happened in the last long time. Everything and everyone else is so commercial and generic. This is just good on all fronts…raw, real, confusing, amazing.

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