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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Feb

In Bed With Caitlin Jenner Porn of the Day

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There is something terribly disturbing about Bruce Jenner lying in bed in drag, drinking his drink, in what seems like he’s either drunk or medicated, while his daughter films him….making it seem as though he may just be an unstable housewife who medicates her sadness while sitting on her pile of money….that’s why she kills people in car accidents…

This family is dark, soulless, fucked up and twisted…but brands love to hire them…so I guess they matter…

Maybe he’s just dealing with his period cramps or is it menopause…either way…there’s mental disorders going on here…and I am sure it will fuck up his girls – who are already so fucked up – leading to what may actually be an interesting storyline…

Here are some pics of Kylie’s possible panties – because why the fuck not..I like sloppy 18 year olds who look like muppets

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2016

Feb

Kate Upton’s Throwing in a Football of the Day

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When you’re built like a linebacker, don’t let your massive fat girl tits get in the way of your dreams of being the football player you were destined to be, and grab that football and throw it as hard and as far as you can, which in your case is really far, due to the weight you can put into it….

I am not sure if Kate Upton still does Sports Illustrated, but I assume she’s over it, and this is how you “throw in the towel” in a sporty way…throwing in the football…partially because those days are done, she doesn’t need to be in a bikini for anyone but her immediate family and black guys who love her thickness….

People thought they Replaced her with skinny big tits Charlotte McKinney, who just posted this naked pic of herself to say “Look I have tits”…

But the real girl they replaced her with some other fat chick, body positive fat chick, who is still a fat chick, named Ashley Graham and really may even be as fat as Kate Upton and weigh less than Kate Upton, named Ashely Graham who we can all collective find disgusting if we had standards and who we can all see as the “jumping” on a trend by Sports Illustrated hoping they stay relevant..or at least get press…even though no man anywhere wants to see this, not even BBW fetishists….

So these fat girl models are for other fat chick who are in the media not dudes…who you’d assume Sports Illustrated is trying to sell subscriptions to….WEIRD.

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2016

Feb

The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day

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I used to be a believer that a broken Lindsay Lohan, who was so fucking famous after her parents sold her to Disney and monetized the fuck out of her, despite robbing her of her soul….would one day win an Oscar…

My rationale was that she’d make a good story of overcoming all odds, you know since she hasn’t died yet….coupled with the fact that I don’t think acting requires any actual talent, just ego and willingness to not feel like an asshole, when clearly you’re being an asshole…

I though that her extreme training as a young kid would allow her to dial into that part of her brain and get it…but then she puts out this shit..and I think…”God she’s terrible”….

I guess despite being a believer I am pretty sure Lohan is done….all based on her Dubsmash she felt the fans needed to see.

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2016

Feb

Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty…

Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each….

Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it.

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2016

Feb

Arrested Dude Pissing Himself and Other Videos of the Day

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Philly Cops Don’t Cover Up Naked Dude

Neighbor Destroys CCTV Cam

Crazy Person of the Day

Beware of Snow

Loser Thief

Dude Singing in a Shipping Container

Miami

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to a girl last night who was amazed that I never had kids, never wanted kids, and that I’ve devoted myself for the less responsibility bearing position of stepfather….

To which I said, it’s not so much that babies ruin lives and I have no interest having my naps interrupted….and when I am too old to care for myself, the plan is Asian nurse in Thailand…

More importantly, I said that no woman has ever wanted to carry my child. They didn’t want me to reproduce, possibly because there’s something wrong with me…but probably because I’m paying them 50 bucks to be there and I’m banking on their drug addictions to help them not identify me and my fake name if they do get pregnant, more importantly, to make them infertile..

I like having these talks of family…so early in the morning…

Girls in Beanies
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Kanye on Cosby Being Innocent
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Woman Repeats Wrong Answer 8 Times
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Polar Bear Attacks a WOman
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Lena Dunham – Vagina Problems
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Tom Hardy’s Dick…is a Dick
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Fixing iPhone with Dry Ice
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Hot Pics of Lia Marie Johnson – Some Youtube Star
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Some Tits in a Yellow Bra
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Fuller House Trailer
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Ellen With the Cast of FUller House – DJ TANNER is Hot
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some dude asked me if I could find him dead bodies to fuck, preferably 16 year olds because it is not being a creepy sex offender, it’s just creepy, because they are dead. I am not even joking that is the kind of person I actually connect with online…

We’ll just hope he’s joking and not working at a funeral home.

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Slutty Fan Girls of the Day
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Megan Fox Bitches About Turning 30 – Even Though Her Face is Rebuilt
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Kendall Jenner’s Panty Flash
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Kristen Stewart May Be Dating Liam Neeson…
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Tom Hardy’s Dick
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Hayden Panettiere’s Big Implants Do Christina Aguilera Lip Sync
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Frency Morgan is the Best Low Level Famewhore from the Late 90s Failing
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Kaley Cuoco’s Abs
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Instant Karma Road Rage!
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Blossom Flashes Piers Morgan…Weird
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Triumph Speaks to PC College Students
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Emma Watson Dating a Dot Com Nerd
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Laziest Laborer
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Gwen Stefani Bra Peak
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Hilary Duff Thick Fucking Thigh…they Call Her White Beyonce.
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Taryn Manning is Suing NYC
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Morena Baccarin Pregnant….
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Matt Damon Tells Leo There are Easy Ways to Make Movies….
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Annalynne McCord Nipples
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Nasty Famewhore Ana Braga in Valentine’s Day Lingerie
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What’s Inside a Giant Rubber Band Ball
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Giraffe Deepthroats a Pole
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Beyonce Shouts Out the Black Panthers – Who Cares
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Ben Stiller’s Female Viagra Ad…
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Some Chick Named Abby Champion in a Bikini
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Lia Marie Johnson in Black Panties
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Brittany Palmer White Trash Dress
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Asians Will Eat Anything
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Edita Vilkeviciute Topless
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Ellie GOulding NUPPLES
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Ciara is Suing FUture for Saying SHe’s a Bad Mom – What?
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Steph Davis Nip Slip
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Pregnant Anne Hathawy
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Blake Lively at Deadpool Event
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Some Chick Showing Off her Gun Skills
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Camille Rowe in Tights
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Tongue in Mouse Trap!
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Ashley James Big Tits
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Lena Dunham is so Feminist She Cancels Events Due to Pussy Issues
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Ashly Benson for Flaunt
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Hot Selfies
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A Dude in Florida Tried to Pay for a Coffee with a Gator
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Hot Masturbating Masturbator Of the Day
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Some Hot Girl Flashing…
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Sex Toy Face Smack
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Bi Polar Bobby Get’s Knocked Out
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10 WTF moments in Porn
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Just Some Dykes
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Slut of the Day
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Feb

Selena Gomez in Lingerie of the Day

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Selena Gomez may be famous, but she’s still a fucking bottom feeder. She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a strong management team and everything she does seems like it is insecure, confused, and is just poorly executed.

She’s produced movies like Springbreakers and made a fucking fortune of that and instead of following that “let’s make good content”…she’s on this popstar singing kick…god knows why other than ego….

When promoting that, she’s focused on pandering to her pervert fans who have been into her since she was 15 and working for Disney…by doing weird Pedophilic photoshoots dressed like “Little Bo Peep” or some shit…or following more famous popstars and instagram models around like a fucking latch on piece of shit…the annoying younger sister…still getting a bit of the action but still failing compared to them…

And when all else fails…she pulls the fucking “LUPUS” card…the “I am on steroids” or “I am undergoing CHEMO”…because LUPUS is a serious deadly disease…but when used in marketing nonsense is low level, spoiled brat marketing…

Either way, she’s in panties for LOVE magazine.

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2016

Feb

Willa Holland’s Ass and Tits Flash for Instagram of the Day

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Willa Holland is some born in Hollywood, connected in Hollywood, stepfather a huge director in Hollywood, her mom apparently the kind of woman who dates and marries huge director’s in Hollywood, her godfather Spielberg…her career based on the nepotism or the insular nature of Hollywood having enough talent bred in talent surrounded by talent to give work to than the whole social media talent that breaks into Hollywood now that social media exists since the world should be more democratic and we all deserve a fair shot…and social media is the only thing that comes close to that….it is also a platform for the connected girls to try to really be themselves, because they are exhibitionists, they are raised in the industry and thus have no souls, are damaged as rich girls are…and they too can play along with “getting followers”…using ass and tits…

This is Willa Holland’s take on that…because like other instagram characters..she’s a “photographer”…

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2016

Feb

It’s So Easy for 40 Year Old Bella Thorne of the Day

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I find it funny, that a relatively unknown actress, from some show that only pervert dad’s forced to watch would know, has managed to break through on social media…to the point where all she has to do is post her fit body in workout gear and the blogs and dudes go nuts…

I am convinced she’s 40 and trolling all of us, showing us how easy it is to make it, but even if she is 18, it’s still a fucking troll that people are freaking out over her, she’s not that exciting or interesting, but yet everyone loves her…I blame her tits….those goddamn tits..

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