I would assume that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl who has everything but normalcy.
Her mother a model turned actress (I use that word loosely)….Heather Locklear…who was passed around from rocker to rocker in the 90s, a rock groupie, ending up on Richie Sambora…and her dad Richie Sambora…who spent her life touring and fucking groupies who were like her mom but werent her mom. It’s the rock and roll way..
Well she’s on some get famous kick and people only talk about her when she’s in bikinis, so she’s giving the people what they want to pave her own identity even though she’ll always be the daughter of those two late 90s idiots…and she’s taking it seriously…even getting hair and make-up done before the big instagram shoot…right..
So Playboy doesn’t do nudity anymore…but Interview Magazine does…makes sense…
While Playboy goes on to be the next Maxim Magazine or FHM….while peddling the most gutter of models naked as their “Playboy Cyber Girls”….dudes who like jerking off to editorial photoshoots…are forced to turn to fashion magazines…that only do nudity because Playboy paved the way for them. What a joke. They’ll be back to naked in one issue.
Here’s a preview of their centerfold or covergirl or Playmate – what a fucking JOKE…seriously…what this non nude Playboy shit…Who the fuck is going to buy this bullshit…advertisers? Right..It’s called instagram – we can see hotter pics on instagram idiots…
Let’s stick to non men’s mag nudity…because this is about them, it’s abotu Andy Warhol’s celebrity obsessed magazine, that none of you care about…but it features a shaved head model named Soekie Gravenhorst, fron Denmar, not even hot but who like the feminist I was talking to who doesn’t shave her body hair for feminism, but she does shave her head for feminism, even though head shaving takes more effort…is showing nipple and this motherfucker…likes nipples on feminists…it’s a solid movement…
I am not sure if you know this but Ashley Benson is a fitness leader…I mean that’s the impression I am getting when watching her fitness videos on instagram for her absurd amount of fans, because TV, in the event you didn’t know, still has a stamp of approval on these instagram social media whores that makes them stand out from the other social media whores….allowing them to command bigger budgets when they promote protein powders or skinny teas…
The fact is that Ashley Benson is not actually fit, she’s a tubby thing with big tubby tits and a nice thick double chin….but if she works out on social media like Kate Upton people are dumb enough to believe that she’s actually just muscular in this love your body, no body shaming, body positive world that has allowed her to be celebrated…because dudes jerking off to her are married to fatter chicks…making this seem thin…right..
I just remember being introduced to this character for the first time, it was in Springbreakers because I assumed Harmony Korine would deliver, seeing as I thought he was interesting in 1997, only to see 4 chubby girls in bikinis….everything Spring Break probably is…but everything I don’t want it to be…and apparently 3 years later…not much has changed…but she’s still got the tits. It’s a benefit of being overweight.
I guess what it comes down to is – at least she’s trying, thanks to cyberbullying pushing her in the right direction, and it’s better than her getting fat transfers or wearing waist shaping corsets like all these other instagram sluts.
Here she is in leggings – looking hot…even though I hate her sloppy..
Emilia Clarke is some Game of Thrones actress, and you know how that works out for a girl when she’s on some Fantasy Sci/Fi shit that features dragons and Fairies and other ComicCon type things….and that’s pretty fucking well…
From a young age, I remember seeing the kids at my high school up on some Dungeons and Dragons shit, and when I did my High School equivalency a decade later, back when I was into self improvement, I saw the kids playing Magic the Gathering, and when I went to college in the late 90s for a semester or two in video production to become a pornographer, something I never did even though it’d be easy…there was a Sci/Fi Fantasy club where the weirdest fucking late 90s Tank Girl dressed weirdos would make me fell uncomfortable with their unshowered smell of stale sperm and the one girl they passed around…wearing their trench coats, staging foam sword battles, with likeminded weirdos…pre internet..and that is that those dudes are so passionate and loyal to their cause…in their weirdness that they have no grasp of social norms…meaning their obsessive compulsive disorder sees no limits…and their love for these bitches sees no limits…and the good thing is they just jerk off to her rather than know where she lives as love makes people do weird thing…and love makes weirdos in love with a girl because of her character – make WEIRDER shit..
Amanda Murphy is a model who I follow…along with 5000 other models…because I am all about these girls fighting for fame and fortune by posting half naked pics on social media because more often than not the top 10 percent of them actually get work and can very easily live off their instagram through either a career of their own or a rich guy…or BOTH…
Point being, she’s from Chicago. She horseback rides and I guess you’d be happy for her to ride you with those strong legs but it won’t happen…unless this modeling thing doesn’t work out for her and she has to fall back on her RADIOLOGY TECH profession she’s chose…and you happen to stake out the hospital she works out and break a limb in hopes that she’d fall for you – when she’s more the kid who goes for the doctors…not that she’ll ever work as a RADIOLOGY TECH….because these girls are all the same…especially when they are featured in VOGUE and now Stella McCartney underwear…
She’s not famous yet, but she’s lovely…and will probably end up dating a famous dude…
I posted a bunch of VS modeling pics featuring Candice Swanepoel’s old, boring, experienced ass…
But for some reason I didn’t most the one where her and some other model are standing off like a couple of bucking wild animals or primates in some battle of territory…with their asses pushed up to the air…making their asses look rounder and more amazing than they probably are…in a threesome you’ll never have…unless you’re a big film producer and the answer to making them Hollywood stars after this whole VS thing fizzles..not that Candice is allowed to do anything besides VS…they own her…you know like her South African family owned black people…but as long as they produce pics like this…I’m ok with that..
I love sex workers, not because I’m a misogynist who finds pleasure in reducing a woman to just her genitals that I stick my dick in..
But because I am a feminist who believes a woman can control her body, is in charge of her body and can take advantage of men with her sexuality and her body and get paid.
Every time I higher a low level hooker, as she is all I can afford I tell her, through her toothless, rancid, drug addict haze that I appreciate what she’s doing for the feminist movement..
Now, I don’t have the budget or resources to fuck with actual escorts and sex workers who are clean, in charge, and most importantly part of the porno generation who know that rich men want hot girls and will pay hot girls for companionship, especially when they are married. I don’t know the girls who provide that high caliber fantasy for men. But I totally get why they do it, it’s not quite porn, it’s not quite low level stripping, and it fucking pays….
Go Feminism!
So this is the kind of Escorts available for rich men in Australia…and she’s amazing…look at that body…those tits…blown away..and the fact is if I was rich enough – I could make that literal making it so much hotter.
Cheslea Handler makes me laugh, not because she’s an aggressive Jewish comedian who moved to LA with an ego and willingness to make it in the entertainment industry, only to end up the bottom feeding insult comic, because it’s easy and she probably looked good enough for the right producer to listen, you know the kind of guy who found her rancid, razor tongues, annoying voiced bitch behavior hilarious – giving her her own show…that got canceled…
Which has let to her naked on social media, in her 40s, depsite being willing to be naked on TV in her 20s, when we wanted to see it. I guess that marketing has worked, because it draws attention to her instagram, and possibly pushes to her NETFLIX show, that I watched 3 minutes of before saying “fuck I hate this bitch”….
She’s got this “Get naked people will notice” marketing campaign down…spread that message to all..But what I really hate is that I’m into her ass…I think she’s got a great ass..and everything in my soul, brain, my spirit, my person wants me to hate it…but shit…it’s round and perky like her fake tits and if you just rip out her vocal chords, she’s worth a fuck..even though she’s old…and this is almost fucking with me, but the truth is I have no standards and would fuck a dead raccoon on the side of the road if it didn’t have maggots and my boner still worked…
Kylie Jenner posted this picture of her ass, a genetically modified ass, that based on her face we can assume was created in a lab when she got fat transfers from her chubby belly to her ass giving her that good, artificial looking waistline, that all these instagram models have…it is part of their family tradition, they like the surgeries and giving the illusion that they’re beautiful women. Just as her dad.
Point being, at 18, she’s got a doughy face, that looks like she’s “THE MASK”….and not the JIM CARRY mask…the Cher MASK about the kid with the facial issues circa 1984…and her ass is the same kind of mess, but instead of being the social media whore she is, I’d much rather she be the pornstar that made them…a little black on white girl because black guys like white girls…hip hop fame while the other one goes for the white crowd…so calculated…like livestock in the famewhore farm…disgusting..
