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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my day is when I get to say racist and patriarchal things…about fat lesbian girls who should be bodied shamed because fat is unhealthy and they shouldn’t complain about it because at least they aren’t slaves, can vote and get married in bikinis while everyone pretends her confidence in her disgusting body is justified…LOVE YOURSELF…..to my overly politically correct college friend who some would call a social justice warrior feminist who believes in everything I make fun of… so intensely she gets arrested for it…while I just make fun of it…

It’s romance..without any orgasms or nudes…just laughs for me as I’m yelled at..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Sticking Tongue Out…
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Guy Smokes 65 Year Old Cigarettes from Military Ration
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Some Yolanda Foster…
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Do Not Knock a Girl Up if You’re in a Band – They Will Courtney Love You and Take Your Money, Work and Soul…
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Swimsuit Booty
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Britney Spears Dance Videos
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Katy Perry is Banging Orlando Bloom…
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Drone Racing
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Girls in Flannel
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Selena Gomez – Bikini in NEighbors 2
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Skateboarding Through Color Powder
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Fan Girls!
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Bootleg Wig of the Day
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Weird Michael Jackson Actor
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have been labeled a misogynist for running this site, at least I was when feminist activists were targeting sites that talk about the girls who objectify themselves for fame and fortune, the new Feminists are too busy getting throat fucked in gang bangs, being in nude photoshoots on instagram and talking about things they fit in their vaginas along with things they know nothing about but that first chapter in their women’s study text book…

That said, I am not a misogynist, I am very nice to girls and love girls and treat girls like I treat all people, like shit. That’s just life….

For example, I don’t sext girls I don’t know, or who haven’t consented. I don’t jerk off to pics of girls unless they think I can, and when I connect with girls on TINDER, I ask about them and their lives and tell them that they are great.

Every single time, without fail, my romantic approach gets called creepy and girls block and delete me off the shit…FOR BEING NICE…and polite and normal..

Sometimes, when they get mad or call me weird, I’ll say “would you rather I invite you over to fuck…or ask for nudes”…and they all say yes…

Meaning we live in a world where being polite to strangers on tinder…is weird…but asking for gaping ass pics because I only like anal is normal..

I find that crazy…

But not as crazy as these links…

Girls in Sports Bras
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Diss Track
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Amber Rose’s Ass Has More Depth than Wiz Khalifa’s Freestyle Lyrics
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One Direction Dude Has to Pay 14,000 a Month in Child Support to His Groupie Who Made Him a Baby…what an idiot…There’s no way the sex was that good….
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Rit Ora in a Tight Dress
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Gwyneth Paltrow Not Quite Erotic
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Margot Robbie is Fat Anymore – here are her Legs
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Charlie Sheen Sends his Kids Awesome Texts
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Wide Open – Chemical Brother’s Insane Video
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Lena Dunham Terrifying for Clinton
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Coke Bottle Gatling Gun
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Firework Dick
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The Dog Who Ran A Marathon is Amazing
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Kylie’s Fat Ass in a Thong to Celebrate Kanye…Weird..
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Skinny Redhead Does the Weirdest Skinny Dance After He Gets a Haircut
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Lara Stone Wet See Through
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Jena is a Fit Fuckign Girl
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Veteran Makes Plow with Wheelchair Mod
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Olivia Culpo’s Breastplate
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The Top Picture is the Best Picture
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Pics of Things on Fire
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Dad Buys His Kid Hand Lotion…Because he did Well in School…Weird
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Rita Ora’s Pussy Tattoo Says “I’m a Whore”…
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Send Emma Watson to a Migrant Camp!
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Dog Takes Vet for a Ride
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Boy Dies After 911 Dispatcher Hangs Up on Kid
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Slut of the Day
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Robber Uses his Head
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Little Dog Reacts to the Snow
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Girls at the Chanel Show
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Goldfish Challenge is Evil
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Naomi Campbell in Lingerie
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Microman Attacks
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Selfies!
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Kirsten Dunst Panty Flash
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Bella Hadid Underboob
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Fangirls!
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Ricky Martine Will Fuck Women – Even if He’s Gay – Becuase He Likes Giving his Psycho 50 Year old Female Fans Hope
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Korean Girls Try to Open Their Eyes
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Teen Died Drinking Racing Fuel
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Friendly Accident..
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Weird Movie Dance Mash-Up
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Miss Bum Bum Body Painted
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Big Titties Play Tennis
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The Weirdest Porn Premises You’ve Seen..
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Girls Tugging On Their Clothes
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The Future of Dancing in an Air Tunnel
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Some Miley Tits
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Latest Kardashian Scandal is Blac Chyna is Preggers with Rob K’s Baby
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Filling an Ass Up With Milk
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Porn Star Vyxen Steel Does stepGIRLS
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Redheaded Slutty Girl
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Terrible Death
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Today in Sex News
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Naked in the Shower
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Lacey Banghard Huge Tits
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Big Tits Getting Rubbed
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Pussy Flash on a Bike
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Girlfriend Sex
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Tricking Guys into Smelling Pussy Juice
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

What is All This Bikini About Britney Spears of the Day

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Britney Spears posted some bikini erotica set to non-Britney Spears songs…and depsite being 35 and a mom of two…I loved it.

I don’t know if this is a product of being crazy, or certifiable crazy, under the conservatorship of her pimping parents who like the money their genitals were able to make…or if this is a product of being used as a puppet…

I just know that it’s Britney Spears in a bikini moving around like some kind of instagram model…and she looks pretty fucking good, except for the prison tattoos, the broken dreams, the emptiness in her eyes…but it is like an old stripper giving her all in a stage show amongst the youth…there’s a passion, drive, fight and experience that makes it all so good…

Three videos:

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2016

Jan

Elizabeth Banks Celebrates 1 Million Folowers of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is old. She was a nothing actress for many years, but is now the billionaire who put together, produced, starred in Pitch Perfect…..making her one of the more powerful women in comedy or hollywood comedy…the Judd Apatow with a pussy…

Well she hit her 1,000,000 follower mark on instagram, because celebrities are instagram models too, and their relevance is based on their following, making the actual instagram models more and more obsolete….

To celebrate her 1,000,000 fans like a thirsty bitch would celebrate, she grabbed her tit, mocking Kendall..because why not laugh at whoring, but subtly whoring…..even though she’s in her 50s and shouldn’t even know what a Kendall Jenner is..

This was the status:

“1M followers deserve a @kendalljenner inspired boob hold photo as a HUGE THANKS. Unfortunately I am at #Sundance under lots of clothes and couldn’t quite get it out. #itsthethoughtthatcounts I LOVE YOU ALL.”

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day

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It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company.

Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces…

But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS!

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2016

Jan

Frida Aasen in For Love & Lemons’ spring Campaign of the Day

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Frida Aasen is amazing…

I don’t know who she is, but I love that face…she’s Danish and doesn’t look nearly as Downs Syndrome as Nina Agdal or other Danish models…and I love that body…she’s fucking awesome…how has she been hiding…why has she not been getting all the fucking work available to a model…why is it that Kendall and Gigi the bootleg versions of this…who can buy their careers are depriving the world of talent like this that we lose amongst all the bullshit noise we are being fed daily…

Frida Aasen is amazing…

This is a campaign she did for Love & Lemons, which is a boutique lingerie company that I guess is going up against a higher concept lingerie brand like Agent Provocateur, giving instagram models outfits their sugar babies can buy them, as Victoria’s Secret is some bootleg shit that poor people and mall shoppers wear…

This is their campaign, of Frida Aasen in lingerie….and all I have to say is…

Frida Aasen is amazing….

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2016

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is More Than Just Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is an instagram model who scammed her way into a couple of movies even though she can’t act..where she pretty much played herself and the producers either wanted to fuck her when she was at her peak…and gave her the part they new required no talent..but she’s mainly an instagram model…

That’s not to say she doesn’t have a great body, even if the autheticity of her body, and I guess her lips are questionable…she obviously does, but it’s to say so many girls followed her lead and are doing what she does, making her a lot less interesting that when she started getting naked in photoshoots…

Meaning, she’s on the decline, and she knows it, but I guess she’s been working on her ass, thinking “Maybe this body part will open some doors”…that will lead to her opening up her legs and / or spreading said ass for any job she can get…because no one likes to HIT big and hard…and dissipate to no one gives a fuck…since no one gives a fuck about anything these days…but bikini pics still get semi-noticed…so keep up the good hustle…it’s this type of bottom feeding and laziness that will end up with a sex tape…fingers crossed

You can put a whore in movies, but you can’t put movies in whores, I mean I guess you could with enough lube if they were in DVD form…but you get what I’m saying…she’s crying for attention…”LOOK AT HER “…that’s what she wants…

I guess what I am saying, since I don’t mind looking at her body, and really have seen her entire career as the first site to really post her photoshoots, even though she’s unappreciative….is that I hope for her case that the next movie she does is critically acclaimed and her performance is brilliant..It’s called “CRUISE” and is by the guy who did “The Wrestler”….because she’s at the make it or break it…fade into old, played out Lohan status…because people get bored…even looking at ass in a bikini…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2016

Jan

Alisa Ahmann for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Alisa Ahmann’s mother agency is in Hamburg Germany, so it is is safe to say that she’s some Nazi created entity during Hitler’s Syphilis induced evil genius where he wanted to kill off all the people he found gross…but most interestingly was able to rally all the people to follow…we’re talking an entire fucking country, who just sort of went with it, because they are some pragmatic people who just do what they are told, even when it is fucking evil…Everyone focuses on the Nazi officers, but no one really cares about the millions of civilians doing the Nazi Salute…that could be Alisa Ahmann’s family, maybe her granny on Christmas prances around Heil-ing…but then again, maybe she’s not even from Germany, maybe she’s a Jew, maybe she’s not a product of “Lebensborn”, Hitler’s super human breeding program…but she could be – because she’s fucking perfect….I mean from the right angle, in some of her instagram pics she looks very horsey…which could be part of Hilter’s cross breeding programs…either way, she’s german.

These pics are by the master of photographer Ellen Von Unwerth…

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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Mall Photo Studio Inspired Picture of the Day

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My ongoing, boring, unfunny, but I keep saying it joke about Bella Thorne, the star of the Florida stage family with a dozen kids, of whom this is the only one who has any celebrity, is that she’s 40 and actually the stage mom, trying to show her ugly hipster kids how to make it, all you have to do is pretend to be 17…turn 18…and wear your bikini and no one will ask questions…you know frustrated at her daughter’s failing at getting dads to jerk off to them because they are forced to watch the shit tv, she took it upon herself to prove a point that even at 40, you can play a 17 year old people will love if you wear a push up bra…

Because of that push up bra and that pretending to be 17 turning 18, Bella Thorne is all the rage right now, at least that’s the way it seems if you accidentally read all these shitty blogs, but I don’t think she’s anything special, her social media is a 5 on 10 in excitement, her career is a 5 on 10 in excitement and the only reason anyone really even notices her is because the industry is putting money into her as they need a young reliable babe who guys like to carry shitty movies and TV shows…so why not make it this one…

They make her get to the events, they call the paparazzi, they tip her off on the type of content she needs to produce and they maximize the little celebrity they have and build off it…with their tits…

The reason I like this picture, or why I am posting this picture, is because it reminds me of an 80s mall shoot wives for their husbands, or young aspiring models do for their portfolio, something she had done when she was actually 18, 22 years ago, all cheesy in the cheesy studio…but when I looked closer…it wasn’t really that at all..i’ll post it anyway, since everyone loves this bitch…

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2016

Jan

Lottie Moss with Pomeranian dog for Some Campaign of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who is FRESHLY 18, we’re talking 15 days since she’s turned 18, and she’s already in campaigns holding a dog, not riding her sister’s fame, fortune, success, or connections…you know not milking the Moss name, definitely not rocking the Moss aesthetic from the 90s, because these pictures are dark, rugged, or heroin chic, the shit that made us love Kate Moss like we were Johnny Depp and every guy in a band she had unprotected sex with…but instead it’s some Disney Channel quality wholesome that you don’t even see if you go to a college bar where these modern, feminst, young sluts are virtually doing vagina puppet shows for a cocktail they will later claim was drugged, after they black out and wake up with a dick in them….you know…youth of today…or some shit..

We can assume that in the next few days…or months..she’ll be naked, she’s 18, it’s allowed, and really what everyone is doing…unless her career takes the right direction, the one I actually tell girls I meet, which is “don’t get naked, everyone gets naked, if you don’t get naked, people will want to see you naked”….something people don’t seem to understand because they are trash and constantly put it out there to get noticed, even though they’ll pretend it’s for some higher purpose..

Either way, Kate Moss is one of my favorite, I love her long nipples, and even in her 40s I think she’s amazing…so anything that shares her DNA is already a win to me…even if this shoot is garbage…I believe in Charlotte Moss…she’s the future…and has everything lined up perfectly for her..

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