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2016

14

Jan

Julia Restoin Roitfeld for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Julia Restoin Roitfeld is 30, I don’t know if she’s the model in this campaign, or the person behind the campaign, because I don’t know who Julia Restoin Roitfeld is…but according to WIKIPEDIA, she’s a graphic designer but more importantly her mom was the editor of Vogue Paris…which led to Julia Restoin Roitfeld being in a bunch of campaigns, rocking the scene like a Kardashian, and now as a mom, doing this…

I don’t think Agent Provocateur is as interesting as they were years ago as a boutique brand, now that they are in malls and have hookers getting rich guys gift them with it…and I Hate black and white pics of anything when I know it is shot on a digital camera, and run through some hipster for “artistic” effect…I only like black and white pics on film because motherfucker is too broke to afford color film and color film processng and a digital camera…

I know that makes me sound like a pretentious art faggot cunt, when I shouldn’t even know what a picture is, seeing as I’m pushing 40, practically homeless, always drunk and into street hookers, but thanks to this site – all I do is look at stupid fucking pictures, so fuck you and your lack of respect for my ability to say digital black and white pictures are fucking lame…because I like seeing skin color when I jerk off to asses…you see I can’t remember EVER jerking off to any black and white pics…ever…and life is about jerking off – so fix this Julia Restoin Roitfeld…

Posted in:Julia Restoin Roitfeld|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Compare Asses of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are together…showing off their non-existent asses that even their leggings don’t push up and support like they are designed to do, because these bitches just starve themselves in efforts of being mistaken for REAL models…when they are not real models, but they are rich and in the rich kid scene and have fucked Bieber…

They are garbage, overrated, over celebrated, for no reason other than that they have a good team behind them.

I am convinced that Hailey tries to maintain this relationship with Kendall, trying to be her groupie and friend, possibly paying Kendall 10 percent of her earnings to be invited places and on jobs, while Kendall acts like a PREMIUM Kardashian….who works in the real companies, magazines and brands, like a real model, because magazines and brands are idiots trying to get in on the hype, like they were Bieber’s dick, but I guess different…and less annoying.

It’s a scam, they are a scam, they aren’t even hot…and they are milking this hard, and I hate that it’s working.

The world is so fucking lazy.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass of the Day

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Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Sara Pavan Bush for Emanuele Ferrari Naked of the Day

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Sara Pavan is some amazing bushed girl….and I fucking love bush…this was in Purple magazine by photographer Emanuele Ferrari who I’ve posted pictures of before…

I’ve never heard of Sara Pavan before, but we can assume she’s some hipster model, maybe with an agency because agencies sign anyone, probably trying to get as famous as possible because being famous makes money, and everyone under 25 wants to be famous…at least on instagram….and who cares about what I say, she’s magical and all I want is to get roped into her bush and trapped forever…it’s magical..

Posted in:Emanuele Ferrari|Sara Pavan|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Serinda Swan’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Serinda Swan guest starred in one episode of Hawaii Five-0…amongst other shit…

She’s from Canada…

She’s 31…that’s old…my cut off age, even with the hot older ladies is 25, because I’m not disgusting..but maybe you’re into battered old ladies who should be married and have kids, but is instead doing this hollywood thing, living the childhood dream….when she should take it down a notch…take it down a notch…

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Posted in:Serinda Swan|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Nina Agdal Promoting Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the worst forehead in bootleg modeling…

All SI Swimsuit models are bootleg…they aren’t real models and don’t really work…but they get rich boyfriends…

Nina Agdal happens to be the one who has special needs, at least I assume she does, she’s got Downs Syndrome mainly because she’s got this big Danish head….

She’s a sugar baby, which is code for prostitute, because that’s how all these Sports Illustrated models live the good life….rich guys love Sports Illustrated girls…

Really, all that matters is that I am all for affirmative action, you know hiring handicapped people from some organization, who get government subsidies to give retards work…and who you can get for cheap as fuck…

I am also into sex with retards for the same reasons…but that doesn’t matter….I’m just weird…so you can imagine…I’m into it..

If you don’t like that…here’s a slutty shoot of hers..

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Maitland Ward is a Trainwreck of the Day

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I am pretty confident that Maitland Ward is an unstable, possible drug addict, fame whore trying to get some attention before it’s too late…pushing 40, maybe even older than 40, banking on Boy Meets World, her ONLY job, fans to remember her and pay attention…and I guess it is kind of working…

I just find the whole thing pretty fucking sad, not because I hate old sloppy girls half naked, I mean I think it’s great…especially when the whole thing backfires. I mean sure sites like mine post on her, but sites like mine are totally fucking irrelevant, and that may make these girls feel good, but that just shows how dated their thinking is, assuming that they think…

A couple of days ago was “Kiss a Ginger Day”….a perfect day for ginger fame whores to self promote…and she missed it and posted it a day later…when it was trending on facebook.

These kind of obscure days are the ones these fame whores NEED to be producing content for, so sites have an excuse. Missing the day, when it’s all you’ve got, it’s your Golden Globe, to show off your tits and hope maybe, just maybe this time will be the time people care…

Instead, she just looks like a fucking wreck, which is erotic to me, but that’s because I only really deal with unstable, hooker type women, one pill away from overdose…

I mean could she have shot any shittier fucking pics…it’s her naked with a naked friend on her – yet they look like they are shot in a first generation iphone…at least invest in a goddamn camera and some photography classes fame whore.

If Kiss a Ginger a Day Late with a Ginger who should be living for this one day as it’s her only hope…isn’t you’re kind of famewhore..

How about Bai Ling Dressed like David Bowie as a “Tribute”…or what I like to call pissing on his grave.

I like the smoking- you know since he died of cancer…nailed it…

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Posted in:Bai Ling|Maitland Ward|SFW

2016

14

Jan

Lisa Bonet and Zoe Kravitz Together for Calvin Klien of the Day

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This is the celebrity / model equivalent of getting a lap dance from a mother/daughter dancing duo, who realize that alone they aren’t that great…but together they give fantasies, to those of you who like to fuck a woman and that STD she shat out of her vagina 9 months after being cummed inside, once that STD grows up to be an annoying, spoiled brat…

I actually know a lot of guys who have fucked women, then their 20 year old daughters, or vice versa, it’s more common than you’d think…and I guess it happens in “hollywood”…not that Lisa Bonet or Zoe Kravitz are hollywood, I mean Cosby Show and that other show with Dwayne Wayne haven’t been on TV in 25 years…while Zoe Kravitz is just some rich kid who benefitted from her mom and probably more her dad’s career..so that she doesn’t have to work and all this is just “fun”…or as her pretentious trying to be a bigger deal with a higher purpose than “connected rich kid”…her “art”…it’s laughable…but at least they are getting PAID..bro..

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Posted in:Lisa Bonet|SFW|Zoe Kravitz

2016

14

Jan

Lonely Man Loving Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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Sexy Mexican in Handcuffs…

Truck’s Breaks Fail

Bikini Wearing Rickshaw Driver Fail

Thai Biker Babes doing Wheelies

Starbucks Suicide Bomber in Indo

Masturbating Monkey

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Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

14

Jan

Alexis Ford – Student Pilot Pornstar – Lands on Freeway of the Day

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The other day – I looked up ovulation porn just to see if it existed and as I expected…it did…everything exists…but Alexis Ford is taking it to that next level with Plane Crash porn…

Her name is Danielle Lagree, also known in the porn world as Alexis Ford, who is an amateur pilot…landing on the freeway in California the other day…

I mean, I don’t think there’s anything that funny about a small plane crash, or emergency landing due to mechanical issues. I don’t even think a porn chick flying planes is really that big of a deal either, I mean they are people too and in today’s day and age of porn everywhere….it’s mainstream…bigger than Hollywood and these porn chicks are for the most part just misguided everyday girls who like to fuck and think it’s cool to fuck on camera…since dudes jerk off to porn…at least regular dudes…not me…since I hate the shit…

I think it’s just funny because porn stars doing anything that isn’t sucking dick is funny, they’ve positioned themselves like that…so that when they go down…her audience assumes it’s not a plane on a freeway but more on dicks…

Here’s an interview about her being a pilot…