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2016

Jan

Zoey Deutch’s Tits in Some Magazine of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is Lea Thompson, who was on the show Caroline in the City…which was like Sex and the City, but with a cartoonist…and an annoying fucking sitcom in an era where they forced us to watch these sitcoms because cable was the only way we could watch TV…I guess more interestingly to you fucking nerds she was the love interest on Howard the Duck….and I don’t remember whether she fucked Howard the Duck or not, but we can assume she did and that’s weird…

But this isn’t about her, this is about her daughter, the tits she made by getting cummed inside, who is on a show called Ringer, and was on a show called Suite Life, which is some Disney shit, and unlike other stage parents with Disney kids, this one probably didn’t have to fuck her way to the top with the execs who fuck children, but she’s probably just as fucked up, thanks to being in on that LA rich kid bullshit, that has existed forever, Melanie Griffith, and is doing exactly the same thing as every other rich kid in LA is doing ,getting slutty on the internet and in life trying to be famous…because they can…and it’s easy…and people praise them…while their Hollywood parents continue to be the shittiest fucking people…

She’s 22, and has tits.

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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some girl offered to be my mental girlfriend, because I guess she doesn’t want to fuck. To which I said “I don’t want a gf or a mental gf…I want my ass eaten while i jerk off”..

Still waiting on an answer…

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Jude Law as the Pope
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Korean Girls Try American BBQ for the First Time
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Lady Gaga Nipples…
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Gwen Stefani – Caught the Bouquet
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Fame Whore Kate England Ass Flash
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The Nerds Want George Lucas Back
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Kaley Cuoco’s Breast Implants..
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Terry Richardson’s Condoms at his Baby Shower
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Naked Sluts Being Sluts
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Anal Loving Julianne Hough
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All Actors are Gay – Here’s The Latest to Admit It
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Girls Holding Cameras
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Tom Brady Has Never Tried Coffee
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New Treadmill Lets You Walk in Every Direction
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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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David Bowie’s album is number 1. Hopefully most pop acts try the same strategy after their album release….

So I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners.

Which is rare because even my Spaghetti Squash we’re eating instead of pasta gives me a fucking boner when I cut it open to see it’s warm healthy goo….

Not that I’ve ever fucked healthy goo…most girls I’ve had my dick in would be a goo that was as far from healthy, and I guess awake, as you can get.

Either way…I was hanging with a girl who gave me zero fucking boners, she looked hot in her tinder profile, but I had zero urge to fuck her…and I am aspergers enough to be overly honest and direct and tell her that she does nothing for me sexually and I can’t figure it out…because I find the sex appeal in anything…

While she didn’t care about my take on her sex appeal, because she didn’t want to have sex with me, no one ever does, even when they are doing it…she also told me that she has countless dudes who are after her pussy that she finds it refreshing that I feel zero sex when I’m alone in an apartment drunk with her…

To which I said “Yeah…guys who fuck trannies”…

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Koutney Kardashian Eats a Kitkat
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Kendall Jenner – and Hailey Baldwin – Both Fuck Bieber
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Warcraft Movie Trailer…
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Charlotte McKinney in FHM
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple
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Terry Richardson – Baby Shower Cake Insanity….
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Amber Rose Fat Ass
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Rebecca Gayheart is Terrifying
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Farrah Abraham is Mother of the Year
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Jemma Lucy Topless on te Beach
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Annalynne McCord in Leggings
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Sluts vs Water
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Shay Mitchell in lingerie…
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Man Builds a 230,000 House in a Cave…
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Rogue Wave VS Tourists of the Day
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Toni Garnn Topless Sunbathing….
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Charlie Sheen Did ALternative HIV Treatment in MExico
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Obi Wan Remembers the Past in Sadness
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2016

Jan

Tara Reid in a Bikini of the Day

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Tara Reid is alive..and a skeleton…but at least she invested in her tits, so that no matter how close to MUMMY or death she gets, she’ll always have massive bulbous breasts to play with….all while giving her a great advantage in casting for low budget Horror Movie characters, where she can play the scary evil grandma…or the anorexic 50 year old and not require much make-up….because really that’s all she’s qualified for…

BUT I am old and remember when she was the hottest thing ever, and I remember those days and these bikini pics make me wonder where it all went wrong…does spending a decade hard partying really destroy you this much..and have to ask…how the FUCK would anyone let her post these, oh right, she doesn’t have a team anymore…because she’s poor…maybe that’s why she’s not eating…spending all her money on meth not cake…

I’d still get up in that though…even if it smells like it looks… death…

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2016

Jan

Shay Mitchell Lingerie of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is from Canada…Shay Mitchell is also from TV…Shay Mitchell is Shay Mitchell…she’s trying to rebrand so she’s not typecast…she’s in lingerie…Fascinating…

These pictures of her in her lingerie are from 2015, probably for her massive social media, as these girls need lingerie pics for their own personal collection, in what I think is the weirdest movement in pop culture, that I don’t hate because I like half naked girls, but I don’t know or like that they are so self involved that they feel the need to stage photoshoots…SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING LAME…

But She’s Canadian….and being a thirsty try hard trying to get ahead giving the fans what they want in the form of slutty behavior is party of her hustle…to break free from the show that made her…to give her a career in the future just holding teas and protein powder for instagram….

WEIRD.

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2016

Jan

Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day

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Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food..

Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello..

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2016

Jan

Irina Shayk is Pretty Much Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfection….Sure, I don’t really like the fact that she’s a soulless Russian, because soulless Russians break fucking hearts on their soulless quest to find richer guys than you, after you’ve imported them from Russia and they only care about their own security and future, I guess thanks to a generation or two of total political unrest..it’s like “look out for yourself, or you’ll become a sex worker on cams, instead of Brad Cooper, yes that brad Cooper, the A-Lister Brad Cooper’s, vagina he fucks”…and in exchange she has the opportunity to have his baby and guarantee child support from him, but she’s calculated, brilliant and working it for more than just babies…she’s probably even playing hard to get and making him work…which i guess is a far cry from when Russians were smuggling Levis and Michael Jackson albums into the country that was also their prison…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to wash her bathing suit for her…with my mouth…

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2016

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy..

She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters.

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers…

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2016

Jan

Hilary Duff’s Strong Legs for Cosmo of the Day

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Hilary Duff is a fun divorcee. It’s like she doesn’t even miss her baby daddy, the billionaire heir turned Hockey star from Canada, I guess she was tired of being a puck slut, used in the lockerroom to build morale in some team initiation and team building exercising – all while using her child star, broken, holes…

Well, she’s on a TV show, she’s showing her leg at some office, and she’s thick and fit, which I’m sure the blacks like…and so do you…because you’re one of those weirdo fans who doesn’t know how to move on from 1996…the good years…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer my services as a drunkenstepfather….not that I like kids, but rich and famous girls with thick thighs who you know know how to fuck when they aren’t being bratty spoiled cunts thanks to having little to no growing up to do, but rather a staff coddling them….which is something I can handle…as long as I’m medicated and coddled too…

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2016

Jan

Jojo Levesque Grabbing Titty of the Day

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Jojo Levesque confuses me, mainly because when she was a hit jailbait performer, there was very little hot about her, she was 15 and like some bootleg Avril Lavigne, yet that didn’t stop the perverts, the perverts who bought into it, probably because she was 15…and that’s just fucking creepy…

Well, after leaving the industry for a black boyfriend, she’s back and now grabbing tits, giving us something to actually get into…to forget that she banged black guys – as white guys hate when white girls fuck black guys…

I am not allowed to name the girl who’s tit is getting grabbed, we have a pact, but I will say between you an me, she’s pretty fucking magical…amazing…sexy as fuck…and I would have her babies….you may not see it in the pics…but when she tells drunken frat girls to shut the fuck up…that goes right to the depths of your soul and that’s probably why Jojo is going at it…

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