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2016

11

Jan

Sara Underwood Ass on a Balcony of the Day

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Sara Underwood is showing her big Playboy tits and ass on her social media. She was in Playboy at 18, which is legal, but still pretty fucking young, especially if you have to hang out with 18 year olds…or if you’re waiting in line behind them anywhere in your life. They are so fucking annoying, but I guess old enough to legally get naked…which opened up some great doors for her, like getting fake tits, and having Ryan Seacrest fist her…DREAMS DO COME TRUE….only to come back to the internet with slutty pics, saying “well this worked in the past, let’s keep it going”….SMART!

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2016

11

Jan

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is in a bikini. She’s a reality TV star who would normally have no reason to be in a bikini, no wait, she’s a girl so she has every reason to be in a bikini for attention and as a reality star, a fame whore who I am surprised is not actually posting pics of her fucking on her social media to get noticed…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, which is a whole other bag of crying for attention, but the body is good and even if it wasn’t I’d look and be as indifferent as most people I look at in bikinis…because I’m desenstized and need more anal…

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2016

11

Jan

Maitland Ward is Pretty Interesting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a disaster….almost a perfect fucking disaster – as good a disaster gets…that reminds me of the saddest stripper who you saw 10 years after first seeing her at the strip club, only to still be there when you revisit after saying “shit I haven’t been to that strip club in 10 years”….you know who is still there, working the day shift, because all her hopes and dreams her bright faced perky tits once had, have slowly been choked the fuck out, but the good news is there’s medication she takes that keeps her rollin’ high and happy…

Maitland Ward was on a very hit show…Boy Meets World as the big titty girlfriend…and now she’s taking naked snapchats that aren’t even well lit, and look bootleg and pulled out of a fucking dumpster…shot on the first generation iphone…lit by a fucking candle…what the fuck is going on here….

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2016

11

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a bikini. She’s a bikini model. This is some inception shit. Or as the tumblr kids would say “meta”….and it looks like she’s not even getting paid…this is like a doctor going to surgery at the grocery store just for fun…

I am not into Alessandra Ambrosio, but I do find it interesting that as a Brazilian, there is a 92% chance that she’s got a dick and that her kids she had as a good Catholic girl were bought in some Brazilian village…the plot thickens…and so do her tits…thanks to breast implants.


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2016

11

Jan

Britney Spears Yoga Pose of the Day

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Here’s a midday Yoga break with Britney Spears, who is kissing her daughter in this picture, but I cropped that shit out, I don’t need to encourage internet creeps to further delve into their internet creepiness…I assume it’s her daughter, but I can’t be too sure since her parents haven’t robbed her of her youth and thrown her into the entertainment industry like they did with Britney yet…but she hasn’t turned 18 yet, but luckily, she will and as they did with Britney, they’ll be able to find a loophole to keep her earning, something we all know her dad K-Fed is all about, while her mom, is too medicated to know what day it is…

But this isn’t about Britney’s kid I cropped out mouth kissing her, it’s about those thighs and ass cheek…mid 30s and worth looking at…and not because it’s a train wreck…but because it brings hope…

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2016

11

Jan

Bella Hadid in Elle Magazine of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a fucking joke. She’s just a product of rich LA immigrants, one of whom was a model who married Bella’s father, and made obnoxious named kids, like Balla and Gigi, because rich people are so fucking glamourous…so glamorous that they end up doing tacky reality TV about how rich they are, before following their social circle’s lead and whoring out their own kids, using their contacts they have within the industry, whether it is the guy from Guess? or some publicist who build up their empire or even a backdoor deal with backdoor family who love the backdoor Kardashians do do some retweets for each other, faking a friendship for their kids….and once the more marketable one hit…Gigi…the jealous sister, who wanted the same attention soon followed…because that’s just how rich kids work…in an era where a BMW at 16 has turned into a modeling career for social media…weird.

Well, I guess when she’s not fucking the Weekend, who I know has sex with other girls, becuase I know the girls who have sex with him, Canada is not that big of a place, but apparently his penis is…Bella Hadid is doing fashion magazines, like a real model, because I guess those fashion magazines just want to stay as relevant as they can, following the trends, that shouldn’t be trends but are because of family money.

It’s so fucking stupid and she’s not even naked…

Fuck this whore. She’s not even cute and that’s with not working a day in her life, having tons of money, being well rested and made up by the best hair and make-up people and photographers…who lit her perfectly…so I can’t even imagine how bad she looks in person…

Fuck this brat.

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2016

11

Jan

Nicky Whelan’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the DAy

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I don’t know who Nicky Whelan…but that’s one flat stomach…

I just googled her, she’s some Australian, in her mid 30s, which is insane. She’s best known for Neighbours, which is the longest running Australian soap that Kylie Minogue and I’m sure a lot of other people came out of…and more importantly, came to…

She’s had some pretty fucking secondary…even less relevant than secondary characters…we’re talking an extra in a Hollywood movie…

But she also has a great fucking stomach…and that level of fit at 34, probably because she’s Australian and Australians are babes…is enough for me..to encourage you all to stop eating.

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2016

11

Jan

Rumer Willis and other Tits at the Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala of the Day

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I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits….

The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong…

So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered…

Juliette Lewis

Old Bellamy Young:

Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere…

Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite…

Paz Vega….is that a see throug?

Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body

Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there….


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2016

11

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day

I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about..

Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude…

She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians….

It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats.

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2016

11

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian Gets Paid to Eat Kit Kat of the Day

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing you something Kim Kardashian taught her when they were kids…how to take chocolate in her mouth and make millions of dollars…

Get it..

GET IT…

GET IT….yes…you get it…

Fuck these garbage can, overly monetized, advertising vehicles who are totally unralatable…yet people still fucking pay them…from riches to porn to more riches….enough for the whole family…

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