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Sabrina Carpenter’s Shapewear Lets Her Down of the Day

Jay-Z’s Rihanna Gets Her Ass Rubbed Down of the Day

Diddy’s Girlfriend J.Lo Showing Thigh on TV of the Day

Iggy Azalea Titty of the Day

Chanelle Hayes Bikini tits of the Day

2016

Feb

Mia Gruenwald & Laura Hagested for Interview Germany of the Day

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Here are some immigrant models named Mia Gruenwald Laura Hagested, posing for Interview Germany, which isn’t Playboy, or designed to be a men’s magazine featuring naked chicks to support articles, but rather a fashion and pop culture magazine that was founded in NYC by Andy Warhol to interview and get a deeper look into people he was into at the time, but not necessarily inside the asses of, even though majority of gays like that shit…literally…

I don’t know who Mia Gruenwald or Laura Hagested, but they are great names that go with their look of androgyny and size, like East German bobsled team ready to win Olympic gold back in the 70s before the wall came down…

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2016

Feb

Adriana Lima’s Eyewear Campaign of the Day

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I remember when Adriana Lima was one of the hottest girls in modeling..straight off the boat from Brazil, her dark hair and light eyes, coupled with her big natural lips and amazing body just fucking blew everyone away….

Then she turned 30, and for some reason, a reason I call being a mom and a wife and no really caring so much about bouncing back into things since you still have a few years on contract and you still make your weight requirements since fat weighs less than muscle…allowing her to still cash the fuck in despite being boxy and even sloppy…moms…it’s a hell of a sacrifice to make for a woman, who may still be Adriana Lima on paper, but is a far cry from the Adriana Lima you should be jerking off to..

Here she is in a Sunglasses campaign, as there’s no need to really show off that GUNT for sunglass campaigns…and that works out well for her.

Here she is for LOVE magazine – trying to be a bit more sexy and lit in a way you can’t see her boxy gunt…

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2016

Feb

Pregnant Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

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I originally thought that Bar Refaeli is doing the old hang out with my bigger hipped friend to show off her lean my pregnancy is…because she’s pregnant, I saw her instagram post a few months ago sponsored by the pregnancy test that probably inspired her pregancy…but realized that she can’t be pregnant in these pics, she’s probably digging up old hard nipple pics to get some male attention these bikini models need…

Well it turns out it’s some very Jewish inspired tribute to her friend, on the right, who just had a kid….in some moms and besties, these 30 year olds with their sisterhoods, because they’ve been through so much together bullshit you can see at every Starbucks midday

This is her badly written tribute that will bring tears to your eyes because it’s about tears to vaginas…

Valentina, my best friend for the past 10years. The sister I’ve never had, my mentor, my guide, my better twin.

We traveled the world, we partied, laughed and cried over boys together. We lift each other up and without words, knew what to say.

The best memories I have are with you. We really Lived. Loved and Laughed.
I always knew we will forever remain close, and then you married an ISRAELI guy- means we also share a home.

I always knew, you will have the cutest baby- and Emily is far more than just cute.
But I never imagined we will both have babies in the same year.
Welcome to the world Erin Adler. You are going to have a partner for life, a best friend, and my biggest wish is the Erin and ?tbd? Will share at least half of the moments Valentina and I shared together.

Val, I know I’m pregnant and emotional but it is the biggest gift we could get in life, daughters that will grow up together and we will teach them -true friendship-

God, Pregnant chicks are so fucking emo..

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2016

Feb

Lingerie Campaign for Valentines Day of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day, which is the most important day of the year – if you date or you are some middle of the road person who believe the movies she watches…you know the Walmart clerk living the tract home dream in a blue collar marriage. The kind of person who buys into bullshit, whether it is Taylor Swift music or Valentine’s Day. Just everyday tabloid reading folk…

These are who Valentine’s Day was created for. It’s one of those “let’s give sad sad people one day to feel the romance they see in the movies, or at least that’s how we will market it, to instill enough insecurity in themselves and their relationships, causing unnecessary stresses that will lead to celebrating their love, that isn’t even love, since love doesn’t exist, it is just co-dependence, by getting in Debt”…

You know that who “one day of the year to celebrate their love so hard it will solve all the problems in their relationship and lives, when really it just creates unnecessary stress, and torment as people try to prove themselves, or they forget to prove themselves, leaving the other person feeling unappreciated for the lack of attention and effort”….

It is also the day of “I’ll wear this lingerie to give him a sexual fantasy now that we only fuck one day a week or less and it is more conventional masturbation more than anything because I am dead inside thanks to being in a relationship”…

I’m not sure what is more disappointing, the the middle of the road women expecting to be proposed to, only to get a box of chocolates that will happen Sunday, the credit card debt from gifts no one needs, or the way their middle aged mom body looks in panties…I’m going with option 3.

Here’s a brand of panties…with their panty campaign…featuring I don’t fucking know who..

Posted in:Lingerie|SFW

2016

Feb

Gigi Hadid Hits 13 Million Followers on Instagram of the Day

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13 million people care about some average looking half arab rich girl from LA and shows off her tits.

Here she is with her possibly homosexual, possibly trans like her BFFs dad Bruce, because that’s the LA trend for these obsessed with vanity freaks, getting botox and face lifts like a bunch of fucking girls, because I guess the reason they got rich was because of that narcissism and ego that allowed them to take the necessary risks…risks that now lets him fuck girls who are less famous models that his GIGI, but who are hotter than GIGI because she’s not that hot…she’s not even a model…she’s just an instagram person who has 13 million followers, in part thanks to her dad investing some money in a marketing company, and her possibly being signed to the Kendall Jenner school of modeling…..

So when these magazines booker her and brands hire her, it’s not because they think she’s a natural talent, or good as a personality, they just know she’s a rich kid with an ego and a dream…so she’ll try to fake it but more importantly has 13 million people they can reach when they book her, knowing one pic on her instagram, something that takes 3 minutes to do, will get 1,000,000 likes…massive.

I guess this is the “model” version of the 1%, unfair for the half arab average looking girls out there who want 13 million followers, but who don’t have the resources to buy them through friends, parties and PR teams…

It’s all a lie! Like her being at Kanye’s fashion show, like a groupie and someone who owes the Kardashians, despite him “dissing” Taylor Swift, her BFF, putting her in this “who do I stand by and how can my team allow me to stand for everyone and everything to get more jobs and not offend anyone”…

Almost as dumb as me writing about this shit..

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2016

Feb

Time TO Shit…and Other Videos of the Day

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This is Why YOu DOn’t Get Out of the Car on a Freeway

The Cutest Girl in Portugal

How I Feel Most Day…

Morning Road Rage of the Day

Terrible Car Surprise

Crazy Footage of three Machete Totting Robbers VS a SHot Gun

Care Worker VS a Granny – Don’t Worry No One Will Believe her if she’s Old Enough

Oh Shit Balls…

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are so annoying, the news of the day is that Kanye, who just previewed his album along with his fashion collection at a sold out event at Madison Square Garden, has a lyric that reads something like “I might still have sex with Taylor Swift, I made that Bitch Famous”….

I feel like Kanye West and Taylor Swift might still have sex. She has sex with everyone. As long as they are white…yes country white girl….all while he has sex with Kim Kardashian…who is sisters with Taylor Swift’s BFF, reminding up that there no not just a lot of hype around Kanye, being the class clown of pop culture, making trolling-like comments to get noticed, that he is…but the people like Taylor Swift are in on the joke..and into the press too..

Yes. Today I’m not talking about cumming in 20 year olds. Today I talk about Kanye…because he proves how dumb America is…all it takes is a shameless self promoter and they all fucking believe.

I suggest listening to classical music and turning off all this new generation garbage that just feeds egos of “who’s cool” and who isn’t…with music designed to sell records not to make music from the fucking soul.

Garbage…why is this the biggest fucking news…die.

But for the record, I did cum in a 20 year old…because statistically, they’re dumb enough to do it, but not dumb enough to keep the baby knowing I am broke.

Here are some stepLINKS>..in the morning…while I drink my coffee…prepping for more drinking…

So Many Yoga Pants
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This Driver Will Never Stop in the Cross Walk Again
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Kanye On Nailing Taylor Swift…
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Black Chick Cleavage…
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Taylor Swift Gave Kanye Permission for the Line ABout Her
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Some cheesy fame whore named Alicia Arden for Valentines Day
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Batman VS Superman Trailer
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Ashley Bension for Health Mag
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Some Playboy Chick in a Bikini TOp
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Mirror on the Wall…Selfies
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Year of the Monkey Pervert Poster
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Guy Throwing Eggs at his Mom
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to give girls bad relationship advice, because apparently, I am that shoulder to cry on for people everywhere, so I like to give the I think when things are done they are done – but don’t listen to me – I may just want to get in your pants…level of doubt…

“Is he right, or does he just want to fuck me”…the answer is…I want you to think I want to fuck you. Doubt yourself…and listen to the crazy guy….

I’m that kind of unpaid mind fucking preying on your sads therapist…now try to find this dick…scavenger hunt…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Who Aren’t in Bras!!
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Penelope Cruz Doesn’t Have Ugly Feet….
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Fat Christina Aguilera’s tits for Women’s Health
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The Most Annoying Video Ever
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Rob Kardashian Uses Blac Chyna Ass to Sell His Socks
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Emratcow Supports Bernie
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Throwback Thursday -> Coco Pregnant
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Ryan Reynolds Fucked Blake Lively on a Double Date
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Ava Sombora Bikinis…
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Zoe Kravitz and Lisa Bonet Together….
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Man Rescues Woman from Sinking Car…
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Blake Lively in a Turtleneck….
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Erin Heatherton – At an Event
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Amanda Holden’s Panties
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Booty in Rollerskates….
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Christina Milian Pokies
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Val Fit in a Bikini in Malibu
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Space Burlesque for you Virgin Weirdos…
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Fat Lima
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Disgusting Reality Star of the Day
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22 People Getting Revenge
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Endless Springs is the Weirdest
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Clever IQ Test
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Infection Drainage of the Day
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Beyonce’s 10k a Night Air Bnb
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A Bunch of Tits
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Mischa Barton at an EVENT
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Slut of the Day
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Lego Machine Makes Paper Airplanes and Throws Them…
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Ashley Benson is Too Fat
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Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage
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Ellie Goulding Nipples
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Heidi Klum – Lingerie…
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Lily James is a Slut….
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Phoebe Price Fame Whore
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Charli XCX Big Tits….
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Butt Over Back Ass Pic!!!
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Some Dude Overanalyzes Rihanna’s Song…
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WWE Sunny Sex Tape
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Just a Great Pair of TIts
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The BEst of Public Fappers
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Hot Bitch in Lingerie Squatting
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DJ and Some Fake Tits
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School Girl Wins a Haircut!!
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Gayest Man Ever….
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Chick Plays with tits in Pool
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Throwback Nudity
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Fucked in the Dressing Room
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Dude Makes His GF Squirt
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2016

Feb

Hilary Duff’s Nipples Leave Maui of the Day

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Vacation is over for Hilary Duff, she’s back on set for some TV show you’ve probably never seen or heard of because who the fuck cares about Hilary Duff…or her excitement over a mini van, because it’s not a G Wagon Benz….

This is me…. Driving a mini van ????????????????

A photo posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on Feb 10, 2016 at 6:55pm PST

So I figure we should end the vacation, the right way, with hard Hilary Duff nipples, while covering her thick, muscular mom body…

I may not be a Hilary Duff fan, as Hilary Duff fans are weird creeps who have been watching her every move the last two decades..but she doesn’t offend me, even though if there was a checklist of things that offend me, she’d be on the offensive side of things…but luckily I just don’t care and post bikini pics of anything that comes along…it’s a very pathetic life that I live…

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2016

Feb

Bella Thorne is a Self Obsessed Narcissist of the Day

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Every fucking day this Bella Thorne girl takes a series of selfies, celebrating her tits and her ass, like some some obsessed narcissist cunt, that we can assume she is, whether she’s 40 years old like I predict she is, pretending to be an 18 year old, acting like how all the 18 year olds act, pretty pumped about her trolling the world…or if she’s an 18 year old acting like all the 18 year olds act…it’s still a series of self documentation, staring at herself, sharing her every move with the creepy perverts who are into her…and I don’t think that this is going to end that well…but then again, I’m not a psychiatrist or even a sociologist, maybe everything that has been wrong in humanity the last 2000 years, we haven’t spent enough time looking at ourselves, thinking about ourselves, with our heads so far up our hot fit asses…leading to war, famine, natural disaster. ETC.

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