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2016

20

Jan

Fat Lara Stone in a Bikini of the Day

Lara Stone threatened to sue me a long time ago – because I posted pics of her honeymoon, that weren’t even interesting or Scandalous, in fact these pics of her in her bikini in Australia is far more hardcore than her and some fat comedian she was sugar babying because he was rich, awkwardly in the Mediterranean….or wherever they were…

Doesn’t matter, she’s old now, a divorcee and a cunt who sues broke, drunk website people if they don’t comply with her demands…so I hate her…as much as I can hate a bitch who’s tits WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE …

That doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough..because we aren’t married to her…and I guess either is her Comedian boyfriend who dropped her fucking ass, so we aren’t really forced to deal with her shit that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious real fucking fast…and that take her away from being a model we want to fuck to becoming a model we can’t get rid of…needy and demanding whore……

Leading to all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..

We are pure and honest Lara Stone big titty observers….who aren’t very tainted by all that is wrong with her personality…and here she is in a bikini..

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2016

20

Jan

Bella Thorne is the New It Girl of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 40 years old…

I am convinced…18 year olds just don’t look like this.

She looks like a mom who figured out that the right botox makes her look young enough to pretend to be young and if you tell people you’re 18 enough – they believe you..

She’s managed to become an “It girl”…people are loving, booking Tyler Perry movies amongst other things, while dad’s everywhere jerk off to her young full tits…that isn’t as creepy as it was last year – when she was playing a 17 year old.

I don’t know why there is constantly a redhead with big tits working at Disney type companies reaching the kid market, but this is the new Lohan and I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just don’t really get where she’s from, what the obsession is, but I’ll still stare at her big tits and round ass…because that’s kind of what I do with my days…because I am pathetic…

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2016

20

Jan

Demi Lovato’s Bra and Panty Set for Allure of the Day

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There are rumors floating around that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato have a sex tape shot when they were underage….and that Miley threatened to leak the video when her and Demi were having some Disney based fight we can assume was based on jealousy because one actor / singer with a big fanbase hated the other actor / singer with a huge fan base because she was Mexicans and Mexicans are seriously fucking loyal…which led to the Demi Lovato break down.

I don’t know if that’s a true story, but it should be, it would make these plastic, souless, boring cunts far more interesting or have more depth, instead of the garbage we are fed about them…

I do know that Lovato had a drug addiction, became a lesbian, blamed it on being bi-polar, only to start dating Wilmer Valderamma and realizing the way to be fat and stay fat and still have audience support by doing the “Love your Body” shit targeted to fat girls…not so interesting, just an example of how shitty the world we live in is…

Here she is in ALlure wearing underwear…I may have posted this before, it’s all the fucking same and I don’t care about Demi Lovato, she’s not hot and posting this is just out of habit more than anything…

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2016

20

Jan

Haley Baldwin’s Tits Going to An Event of the Day

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Haley Baldwin like the Gigi Hadid has partnered up with the Kardashians, who probably manage them and get a take on the deals, because it’s a solid up-sell to what they are already doing…you know Book “Kylie and Kendall for 200k, but for another 100k we’ll throw in bootleg Hadid and bootleg Baldwin”….

I know a girl who works random promo events and Haley Baldwin got 50,000 dollars to show up. This is someone who isn’t even that hot, isn’t that great, her dad is Stephen Baldwin who is a virtual fucking loser and joke in Hollywood, forced to do reality TV in his demise, yet this bitch is getting 50k to show up to events…why? Because Beiber fucked her when she was under 18…silly…

But she represents what the kids want, to not work, to hang with other idiots who don’t work, and to get paid for it…all they need to do is post it to instagram…which takes 3-4 minutes a day…

Terrible Role Models..

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2016

20

Jan

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

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I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift…

I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life..

Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert…

In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic…

If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough

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If you don’t like that -TO SEE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVING THE GYM IN A SKIRT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

20

Jan

Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

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Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention.

You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish…

If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”…

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2016

20

Jan

Natalie Portman for Dior of the Day

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I know what you are thinking, women are disgusting as fuck after giving birth….

Actually, maybe that’s just what I’m thinking when I see Natalie Portman for this BORING campaign, that I realize is more about being a sophisticated woman, rather than the Israel born Jewish girl that Jewish guys fucking love, because of the fantasy of getting a Jewish girl who looks as good as her pregnant and to have a life with, instead of the Jewish girl who looks more like a troll their parent’s arranged the marriage with…right..

She’s the second generation of Star Wars pussy, after already being an established actress, and people fucking love her…

I guess this isn’t a panty shoot, or a bikini shoot, or an accidental upskirt or nude scene, but I feel like she’s got a tight enough fanbase, that they get excited about everything she does…or however she hustles money…prostituting her celebrity like she was just getting started and is sitting on the casting couch…

I really have no idea why I am promoting this garbage for Dior…but let’s make other people rich…while I remain too poor to buy a case of fucking beer…I’ve played this all wrong…

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2016

20

Jan

Barbara Fialho Oiled Up of the Day

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Her name is Barbara Fialho….which sounds like Vile Ho…which hits close to home…because every girl I’ve ever slept with has been a vile ho, but unfortunately, none of them looked anything like this….

All this nostalgia is making me want to drink my feelings into numbness…but it probbaly has very little to do with Barbara Fialho, some Brazilian hairy tall thing…who works for Victoria’s Secret, because they obviously have a deal with some Brazilian pimp, he gives them great rates….or maybe Brazil is where they model farm is…who knows…

She’s been topless in a bunch of random shoots in her quest to get famous… CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her tits, as I do with most girls of all levels of fame and irrelevance…

They are just trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…or a rich husband…like it has for so many girls before her…some call it prostitution…

AND Here she is modelling oiled up and looking good…

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2016

20

Jan

Kat Dennings French Maid Outfit of the Day

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In case you forget….which I don’t because she tried to sue me for posting them, Kat Dennings LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS (scroll down) early on in her 3-5 year career, to make sure you remember who she is, to generate some buzz, and to most importantly, get cast in stupid TV shows people seem to like.

She’s always been a doughy, curvy, estrogen filled fertile looking woman that I assume people love because of our deeply rooted “GET A BITCH PREGNANT” genetic coding…

Well, she’s still the biggest girl on TV, literally, and most excitingly, I like to think of her as an old friend, a before she was famous friend, sure I only communicated with her through her lawyer…but it was magical for me…

Not as magical as her in a French Maid Costume, is that even still a thing in this porned up world where role playing is far more insane, French Maid seems totally irrelevant, just not to the shitty writers of her show…but she’s still got big tits…and people love big tits..

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2016

20

Jan

Kelly Brook Big Tits as Wonder Woman of the Day

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Kelly Brook is serious bottom feeding titty model who is really fucking old now…

She’s still got her tits, sure she’s fatter now, but she’s always been fat, I know Rugby players in the UK who have fucked her and they laugh about how sloppy she is or was…even at her prime…TRUE STORY…

I guess she’s been trying to make it in Hollywood, since she moved to LA at 37 a few years ago, instead of just settling down and making babies despite being pregnant…in the UK…because of delusions that made her think she’s got talent, that she is important, that she can make it in the industry…because no man has ever said no to him due to her tits…

Well, that strategy probably didn’t work, at least based on these pics, not that I know anything Kelly Brook is up to, I don’t really pay attention to last weeks kitchen garbage until it starts to smell, and this is her smelling…in the form of “LETs TRY TO GET NERDS ON BOARD, THIS IS NEW MARKETING STRATEGY, SLUTTY PICS AREN’T ENOUGH”…and it’s boring to me, but I guess you read blogs, making you a pretty pathetic person, so you should fucking LOVE this…I do it for you, think of it as Charity since I don’t get paid to do this….

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