I don’t know who Nicky Whelan…but that’s one flat stomach…
I just googled her, she’s some Australian, in her mid 30s, which is insane. She’s best known for Neighbours, which is the longest running Australian soap that Kylie Minogue and I’m sure a lot of other people came out of…and more importantly, came to…
She’s had some pretty fucking secondary…even less relevant than secondary characters…we’re talking an extra in a Hollywood movie…
But she also has a great fucking stomach…and that level of fit at 34, probably because she’s Australian and Australians are babes…is enough for me..to encourage you all to stop eating.
I don’t know what the “Art of Elysium 2016 Heaven Gala” is…but it sounds pretty fucking faggy nerd shit. Which would explain transgendered Rumer Willis showing off those tits….
The half potato, lovely thanks to all the plastic surgery her mom introduced her to, you know to make up for bad genetics, because Bruce Willis didn’t realize he was impregnating a lie….and it is her responsibility to right that wrong…
So many other girls were there, but Rumer tits are all that mattered…
Juliette Lewis
Old Bellamy Young:
Bella Thorne, she’s an it girl…and everywhere…
Charli XCX BiG Tits…on the Rita Ora UK popstar promote with your tits hustle…I apprecaite…
Paz Vega….is that a see throug?
Ashley Tisdale Face….Distracted by her Body
Christina Hendricks – What the hell is going on there….
I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about..
Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude…
She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians….
It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats.
Here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing you something Kim Kardashian taught her when they were kids…how to take chocolate in her mouth and make millions of dollars…
Get it..
GET IT…
GET IT….yes…you get it…
Fuck these garbage can, overly monetized, advertising vehicles who are totally unralatable…yet people still fucking pay them…from riches to porn to more riches….enough for the whole family…
I don’t watch award shows. I never really cared for them. I always found the logic of awarding people who have already won thanks to being overpaid by the industry becomes a sham, a lie, stupidity, especially when you realize that it is all political and not entirely based on artistic merit. Not to say that films, at their huge budgets with the sole intent of making money, is art…but you get what I’m saying, and that is that it is a massive distraction of our own lives and just buying into the bullshit…
But I guess thanks to social media…I saw the video / GIF of Leo getting cooties from Lady Gaga, possibly because she’s a girl, terrifying and disgusting and he’s a child…but also because she’s a “Lady”…and he’s more into Lady Boys…
Don’t let Leo and his model girlfriend’s fool you, anyone who knows him will tell you he fucks dudes…and that he even has a dude living in his motherfucking house…driving his cars who is “on his team”…which I guess is code for “inside his anus”…
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Either way, based on Social media, Gaga won, Leo won ( HERE IS HIS SPEECH ), some youtube star won, and they all needed that extra pat on their back to make them bigger cunts than they already are…
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Here are Some of the sluts in attendence were because there’s no Golden Globes post without a bad Golden Globes tit reference…check out these globes…fucking idiots…
Sophia Bush – Old as fuck..but still has tits…
Jamie Alexander’s Low Cut Dress to Remind You who Jamie Alexander is..But I Don’t Remember Who Jamie Alexander is…I know who Jamie Oliver is…I ate his Beef Stew recipe this weekend. True Story. Glamour….
Maria Menounos Big Greek Anal Sex Hips…was invited to the Golden Globes..What the fuck is that…
TV personality Maria Menounos arrives at the 73rd Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills, California January 10, 2016. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Chunky Kate Winslet was there to show support for Jack from Titanic…their love will never die…
Katy Perry Knows What Matters when it Comes to Katy Perry…Them Tits…Those Tits..These Tits..>Tits..
Channing Tatum’s Wife…
I prefer her lap dance…that wasn’t part of the award shows…
Kate Hudson’s Showing Off her 40 Year Old Booty….
Olivia Wilde Red Dress…
Kirsten Dunst’s Titty Comeback Tour…
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Brie Larson’s Not Hot…But She’s Good…
Rosie Hungtington’s Cunty Model Face..Turns Me On…
Eva Longoria’s Showing Off That Big Mexicana Ass…
I will always find Kate Bosworth irrelevant – but beautiful…that face is good….even if it doesn’t do anything…
J.Lo is old and trashy, rich, but like a bad banquet wedding guest who drank too much rum and cokes…
Bonus – Dylan Penn went to the afterparty – because her dad interviews fugitives and is Sean Penn, allowing her to get anywhere she fucking wants…
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With the Golden Globes I refused to watch, because these idiots Hollywood types are already winning every fucking day, and don’t need further redundant awards…
But thanks to David Bowie, that was all overshadowed, because all the world really needs is an icon or legend to die on the day of some bullshit meaningless award show to divert attention.
RIP Motherfucker, the David Bowie edition….Let’s dance…
Modern Love…
Dancing in the Streets….
Heroes…
Changes….
Under Pressure with Freddie Mercury…
Space Oddity…
I mean his list of hits goes on and on…mainstream and obscure, queer and hetero..high concept before it had been done…media manipulating…genius..
So here are some of her late 80s amazingness…by Peter Beard..because nothing says respect to a dead legend like posting his wife’s tits 30 years ago….
Speaking of David Bowie – Remember when Lori Maddox and Sable Starr (the inspiration of kate hudson’s character in almost famous) had a threesome with him when they were 13 and 14? Groupies….Right? CLICK HERE
My weekend is uneventful, seeing as I only leave my house to go to strip clubs to judge the strippers, fear my life from young gangsters, and watch girls sit on faces for 5 dollars a song….and acting like she was Britney Fucking Spears selling out an Arena…I dig it….but I didn’t pay her 40 dollars to “squirt” like I did with the last one…
Here are 7 things you need to know about what’s going on with American Apparel.
1- Dov Charney created American Apparel with an idea, good styling and product, and business, from nothing to a billion dollar brand, only to have it taken away from him, illegally and unethically.
2- The Board and the Lenders created a smear campaign against Dov Charney, for crimes he was never charged of committing, because they just didn’t happen, in efforts to destroy his public image. Tried by the media, not by the courts. The Steven Avery in retail fast fashion…..
3- They fired Dov Charney by tricking him to vote for the very people who banded together to fire him hours before he got fired, because they wanted to trick him to get him out of power.
4- They decided to intentionally make bad business decisions, and file for bankruptcy, pretty much fucking over the entire list of shareholders, all in efforts to get Dov Charney – the major stakeholder – to lose his position and not get control of the company.
5- They filed for bankruptcy and in the bankruptcy hearing Dov, came to the table with a 200 million dollar investor, ready to cover all the debts the company has, as a solution to the fake problems they created, because finance people are scammers, remember, Wall Street people are scammers, just into getting themselves rich at the expense of the people.
6- His solution is the solution. It is his brand, he is passionate about his brand, and he wants to bring his brand back to a healthy place and make his shareholders their money back – and more importantly take it to the next level of innovation.
7- When he gets his company back, and he will be producing some amazing photoshoots, that basically paved the way for all these instagram whores / models, showing the world their nipples, and for that….he’s a revolutionary…we need to support.
Fuck These Finance people, this Wall Street bullshit, that work the grey area loop holes to fuck people out of their own creative projects, all for money and for greed, it’s evil, and it’s wrong.
After being pitched by every stripper for a private dance, for the most part they were friendly, nice and a good time, but I knew they just wanted my money and I prefer when people realize I have no money, or more importantly to at least trick me with love, like all girls do….
So I told a stripper I didn’t want to give her money because she’s not an object to me and that she should ask me to go out for coffee, or on an adventure if she really wants to get to know me….and that if she just wants her tits grabbed for 10 dollars a song (that’s Canadian, not USD), to go ask other guys for dances to make money because I am not that guy. I like dating before fucking….
Then I told her to buy me things with that money…she said “what are you my pimp” and I said “no, I want you to adopt me and be my mom”…as she walked disturbed…Christians…I was I mouthed “mommy don’t go”
So I paid some fat Persian girl 40 dollars to squirt on the “erotic bed”…because I had to see the squirt show…which was essentially me paying a girl to pee on the “erotic bed”…and it was worth every dollar…as I tried not to get squirt on me / throw up…
