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2015

Dec

Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

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Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in…

All this to say…weird bikini choice….

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2015

Dec

Emma Robert’s Skinny Legs and Foot Fetish Alert of the Day

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Emma Roberts has skinny legs…

We can thank her Aunt Julia and her Dad Eric Roberts…for both her career and raising her in Hollywood amongst fame hungry addicts, celebrity life, filled with paparazzi scandal and egos, a damaged broken family, of self destructive, over celebrated people..leading to her wanting to be in the industry, it’s easy money when you get work thanks to your last name, giving you time to take up drugs, or not eating, since no one likes a fat girl….leading to skinny legs…leading to boners…leading to me falling in love…because skinny legs are porn to me….

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2015

Dec

Maria Menounos Abs of the Day

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to know she has defined abs…

I don’t know why Maria Menounos wants you to know she’s got a flat, fit, toned stomach, when as a greek she should know that matters is her primary fuck hole, her anus…but I guess posting anus pics on social media is less “look at how healthy and fit I am through diet and exercise”…to make all her 45 year old fans who watched her on Extra….and follow her…feel bad about their fat, not on TV selves….and to make the 40 year old men who know who the fuck this slag is for whatever reason ask “where’s her ass in this pic”….

I don’t know why girls think ab pics are hot, when really all we want to see is them from behind…the other side of the abs…that’s the target…

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2015

Dec

Waterhouse Sister Fetish of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse fucked Brad Cooper, when she looked 14, despite being 18, since all these actors like fucking young girls…

Immy Waterhouse, is her sister…

Together, they are in bikinis, probably rich kids from the UK, vacationing in Barbados for the winter, pretending to be models like the Hadids, as rich kids do, the sister hustle works, no longer getting fucked by Brad cooper, but the damage to her pussy from fucking Brad Cooper will live on forever…or something…

I can assume Brad Cooper, being an A List actor managed to fuck both sisters at the same time while dating, because girls do anything for celebrities, even fuck their sisters, but that could be wishful thinking, because some people, even celebrities aren’t as dirty as me and would never ask for the sister threesome, they’d just jerk off to the idea of it instead.

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2015

Dec

Kimberley Garner Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

Well I guess Kim Garner figured that one out also, because she no longer follows me on twitter…leaving me scared and a lone, but fine, because I know hundreds of other hookers who are too dumb to realize I can’t help them…

Point being, she is in a bikini Santa hat for attention self shot shoot that is badly shot, but still features her hot body and that’s good enough for me…

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2015

Dec

Casey Batchelor’s Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Casey Batchelor is a chubby, big titty UK Glamour model who went onto really important things like UK Celebrity Big Brother because they needed the tits to get the ratings….tits get hits…

Which I guess makes her the Charlotte McKinney of the UK, only the UK has dozens of these girls, they need them to marry soccer players, while the US only has one Charlotte McKinney…a set of barely famous, barely talked about tits, who snuck onto TV via the right scam…because before McKinney, who may not be the first non-famous, unaccomplished person to end up on a tv show being called a star, but the most recent….and the one who really hadn’t done anything…

That’s not to say Casey Batchelor is as useless, but I assume she is…and here she is on Vacation…

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2015

Dec

Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin Swimming Naked of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Barbara Palvin are best friends ever..you know two young models who aren’t the kids of rich fame whore reality stars or hollywood actors…trying to make it in America…

You know two Europeans, riding off their US work visa, attending all the great events, because they both work for Victoria’s Secret, in fact Barbara Palvin is the reason Stella Maxwell even got on the Victoria’s Secret radar, and their hipster socializing, is the reason why Stella Maxwell was able to friend Miley, and pretend to date Miley, and french kiss Miley as Miley fingered her, for the paparazzi, in something that would have broken the internet a decade ago, but that we’re all too desensitized to give a fuck about now, but still makes her more hireable..

Doesn’t matter, they are tit-on-tit-ing…and that’s erotica, if you like toplessness and nipple kisses…

Subtle lesbianism, like two college girls making out for male attention…even if they aren’t into fucking girls, when they probably are, because it’s 2015…who the fuck isn’t…I’d just prefer the scissoring / strap on sex, to girls being girls nonsense…

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2015

Dec

Poppy Harlow Passes Out on CNN of the Day

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This is pretty entertaining, Poppy Harlow faded hard on live CNN broadcast, because I guess she “got a little hot”….but maybe it was the wrath of hell for perpetuating the lies of the government in what is less news and more new entertainment….or maybe she’s a drug addict, as most of these people on TV are, or an anorexic…or a drunk…

I’ve never heard of Poppy Harlow, because I don’t watch the news, but clearly she’s not a great reporter, more of a ditzy twat, but hearing her fade out is pretty terrifying, hilarious..but she lived…

Maybe she’s the college girl she sounds like when she talks and she just got roofied….at the frat party…

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2015

Dec

Xenia Deli Dancing for Love Magazine of the Day

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Xenia Deli is one of the hotter models, or was one of the hotter new faces, over a decade ago before instagram decided who the next hot new faces were, when actual immigrants somehow worked their way into random campaigns, in her case nothing substantial ,but lingerie and swim, never getting very famous, but bringing the world a bunch of e-commerce catalog pics….

Now all modeling is some rich kid with the right family system in place, you know famewhoring parents who will hire a staff to help famewhore their daughters, because their kids have the same morals and values as their parents, and think being famous is SUPER important…

I don’t know where Xenia Deli is from, she’s been around for a while though. I don’t know what rich guys she’s fucked, or “dated” as the sugar babies like, but her name being DELI always reminds me of an old fat Jewish men with mustard stains on his shirt fresh after a lunch meeting…eating loose meat sandwiches, which I guess could be code for PUSSY…a pussy you’re probably not rich enough to eat.

Love Magazine keeps bringing the videos for their Advent Calendar that has nothing to do with Christmas, but everything to do with December…

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2015

Dec

Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “\’sa-ne-te\”…

Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you.

Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically…

Or maybe, just maybe “\’sa-ne-te\” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years…

What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists.

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