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2015

24

Dec

Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day

I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency catalog….which rich people do…

Whether, you think she’s a classy young lady, an old washed up lady pretending to be a model, a sugar baby, a top model, or a low level model from instagram….she’s still got big fake tits…

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2015

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve and everyone is fucking crazy. I saw at least 3 road rage incidents, and I haven’t even left my couch….because for some, mainly poor people, Christmas is depressing as fuck…while the rich people just medicate.

Statistically, at least one of you will commit suicide this season..

I’d like to say, thanks for reading, suicide is stupid, who cares that your family hates you or doesn’t exist…and you are all alone and a loser, everyone, even the cool people are losers…

I suggest you just buy a plane ticket to some exotic place and figure it out when you land, there’s a whole world out there, and exotic places are more fun and there’s more cheap hookers, than taking pills or hanging yourself or however you plan on doing it.

I would suggest you don’t kill yourself, choose life…but you probably won’t listen, the loneliness always wins…I’d imagine you’d be too pussy to go through with it, but what the fuck do I know, hell reading this site makes me want to kill myself too.

I’d like to dedicate these stepLINKS on the most wonderful time of the year stepLINKS, for your most depressing time of year…

I miss you already….here are those links…Merry Christmas Eve Eve to all…even you…

Laying in Bed on the Holidays
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The Kardashian’s Terrible Xmas Card
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Robotic Dogs Pull Santa’s Sleigh
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Xenia Deli in Swimsuits
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Trans Chick Michael Phelps Fucked Tried to Kill Itself
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Elle Fanning and her bra
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots
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Miley Cyrus and Her Pasties
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Madonna’s Son is Hilarious
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Famous People Painted as Russian Generals
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Christina Milian has A Nipple
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Tran in a Bikini
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Knee Surgery of the Day
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Cassidy in a Bikini
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Candice Swanepoel Nipple
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Some Great Booty..
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Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Photos
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Lexus Makes Wheels Out of Ice
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Pregnant Anne Hathaway Goes Lingerie Shopping
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Demi Lovato Nip Slip
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Ronaldo’s House Where he Didn’t Fuck Irina Shayk
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Redneck Roller Coaster
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Get This Fucking BOng
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Little Kid Interrupts Wedding with Bathroom Emergency
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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Sexy White Girl Fight
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Massive Tits in a CHeesy Xmas Photoshoot
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Some Big Tits in WHat Looks Like Pleather…and I know how much you love pleather.
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A Bunch of Porn
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ghetto Christmas Ass
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The Christmas Penis is Terrifying
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2015

23

Dec

Khloe Kardashian Monster Has Nipples of the Day

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I am sure we all would have expected her to have multiple nipples, to feed her litter of monster babies….

I mean isn’t that what most barnyard animals have, even after you wax them, put a waist trainer on them, fill their faces with fillers and botox, and paint them up like a cartoon that is barely fucking human….

This is a terrible family, that represents terrible things, and there are so many of them…that there needs to be a full scale effort to eliminate them…but I guess this is their security detail, the big one holding down the fort that you have to get through to get in…I’d say poor girl, always teased, but she’s rich because of it, so it’s ok to laugh at her….but unfortunately, this will make you perverts want to fuck her…

That’s exactly what she wants….Bad.

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2015

23

Dec

Chloe Moretz Booty Shot is Modern and Luxurious of the Day

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Here’s some Chloe Moretz for Modern Luxury magazine….because she’s modern, she’s luxurious, she’s it, she’s now, she’s current, she exists, and many nerdy dudes have jerked off to her when she was underage….THANKS MOM FOR PUTTING ME INTO SPANDEX SUPERHERO MOVIES WHEN I WAS 12….

But then again, she looks 40, so I don’t know, maybe that being 12 in that superhero movie was just hollywood magic as Hollywood hates working with kids, their unions are so annoying with their restrictions and requirements, so that it’s just easier to find an underdeveloped 18 year old to pay a 12 year old…

I’m sure you’ve already thought of that while jerking off to her 12 year old body in that movie…it makes your perversion more acceptable…

I am indifferent on this one, but when any girl is posing in stretches wearing leotards, I appreciate the effort…or in this case…the modern luxury…

Here she is for XMAS!! With her Mom….or as she prefers to be called…her pimp…

Posted in:Chloe Moretz|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Isabel Goulart is in a Bikini Like it’s her Job Because it Is of the Day

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Nothing says Christmas like a half naked Catholic Brazilian…on the beach in a bikini…because she’s a bikini model…and wearing a bikini is her job…even if she’s not getting paid for this, she wants you to know she’s still capable of it, and can still work it, and that she’s devoted her life to fitness and diet, she even produced slow motion videos of her working out on her instagramm…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 18, 2015 at 2:26am PST

To get that point across…

I think she looks like a man, which wouldn’t be much of a stretch seeing as she’s Brazilian, the kind of tranny, like most trannies with bigger dicks that me…

But that’s sure a fit Body…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Dec

Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same…

I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village…

Ya know…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

23

Dec

Pheobe Price is Christmas of the Day

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I saw these pictures a few days ago, but had to let them fully digest, by staring at them for a solid 3-4 days, because they are on some higher level of fame whoring, that I don’t even think is considered fame whoring, since Phoebe has been doing this forever, it’s more just what she does…

She’s a friend of the site, obviously, how could I not adore a woman who has made a name for herself going where the paparazzi go, in an era before instagram…where if there was an instagram back then…she would have really dominated…like all these modern versions of her are…

I love that she’s going harder and harder to get noticed…as she nears 50 and still looks amazing, and I anxiously await the day she’s sitting on my face, it’s been a long time coming and the I know part of me will die like some kind of groupie after sucking a rockstars dick, knowing that I just experienced Phoebe Price…the goddess, or in this case..the reindeer…

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2015

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Huge Florida Trash Tits Distract from her Face for Love Magazine of the Day

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I’ve give Charlotte McKinney credit where credit is deserved….she does have massive tits, and she has been very good at using the strategically to get ahead. Whatever that means, or entails,

Her life is a Christmas Miracle, well, really her tits are, her life is a series of strategic things she’s properly executed with those tits, like getting on TV and making herself household, far better than all her big titty florida trash friends who still work as cocktail waitresses and fuck black drug dealers…or worse…white middle managers…in khakis at the golf course…which if you’ve been to florida, you know those frat bros are all over the motherfucker…

Either way, this may not be a real Christmas themed video or a Christmas miracle…or really anything but big tits on the beach…but at least the tits distract from that krampus face…

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2015

23

Dec

Isabelle Cutrim by Emanuele Ferrari for Christmas of the Day

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Her name is Isabelle Cutrim and she’s ringing in the Christmas season with a fun Christmas shoot, even though most people hate on Christmas, because they are white and entitled college kids and they think it makes them sound smart and inclusive, current, modern and progressive, when really they need to be kicked in the fucking face because Christmas is everything….

That said, these are some subtle naked and amazing model posing with some decorations, simple and effective, it’s like all they need is a white wall and a babe for me to really tap into the Christmas Miracle that is her naked and posing….

I am going to say Christmas Miracle a lot today…this is one of them.

VIA emanueleferrari.tumblr.com

Posted in:Emanuele Ferrari|Isabelle Cutrim

2015

23

Dec

Girls Sing Silent Night on a Sybian of the Day

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The concept is simple, get Sybian to pay you or give you a Sybian, recruit models or porn chicks to sing Christmas while riding it, wearing Christmas costumes…because cumming on youtube isn’t porn if you wear Santa outfits….because it’s fucking Christmas…

I guess this is a modern take on “It’s a Wonderful Life”…if you know what I mean….

The girls are: @jolynelowery, @tiiinagram, @model_adia_, @sarah3dipity, @jocelinalbor, @sheshellonh @jennachapple, @fridaysydell, @withlovejeanne, @kristamatic

They are all terrible fucking singers…and not that hot, but I like how simplistic ideas succeed in this sexed up world…

Life lesson, don’t be a genius. The retards won’t understand, but use girls cumming while showing off their tits..

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