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2015

28

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Tight Christmas Pants of the Day

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I know we’re all done with Christmas, who gives a fuck about that over commercialized shit, that uses religion to sell product, to keep the economy prospering, forcing people to go into debt due to guilt of ruining Christmas in what is almost a perfectly oiled and crafted selling machine….

I know we can’t stomach more Christmas songs, our egg nog hangover gone and Jimmy Stewart’s voice has been locked away in our brains until next year….

But as a pervert, I am perfectly fine revisiting Christmas pajamas, especailly ridiculous Christmas pajamas, that a mom would wear trying to find joy in her pathetic, boring, uninspired, routine, miserable life…only packaged as a 18 year old, despite looking 40, because pretending to be 18 is better for business..and it’s working well for Bella Thorne, people are all about her, even if it’s creepy and not because she’s 18, but because she says she’s 18 and looks 40….

I guess what these Christmas pictures imply is that she’s not a Jew.

If you’re not done with Christmas, here’s Daniel Stern the Wet Bandit from Home Alone releasing another video in Character, without Joe Pesci, because I guess it was the biggest role of his life, it’s the best time to draw attention to himself, and most actors, when not reading scripts are absoultey batshit.. of the Day

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2015

28

Dec

KILL THIS PUG THROWING WOMAN and Other Videos of the Day

During a heated argument with her boyfriend, a woman named Brandi Chin, throws her pug named Ben and it’s not the first time she’s done it…..which as a pug lover means, that’s grounds for hunting her down and murdering her in the most violent and painful drawn out way….including but not limited pulling out each of her teeth and making her perform mouth sex on sharp objects….I fucking love pugs, and anyone who hurts one must die. I am the pug avenger.

Pregnant Fight at Chevron

Shark Leaps out of Water

Drunk Trashy Women at a Taco Shop in Texas

Woman Threatens a Man on the Train with a Chisel…

Fat Woman Slaps a Guy on the Bus

Angry Man on the Bus

Man Tries Catching a Woman from the 11th Floor Jump…

Canadian Parking Spot Brawl

Terrible Sex on the Roof of a Building

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I took Christmas Day off of posting, because I’m not an idiot and realize that people are so self involved, they don’t bother paying attention to blogs. Blogs just get in the way of their Facebook commentary, instagram photoshoots, and selfie posing….to notice…

It was the first weekday that I took off since 2007, because I guess the site is addiction.

I was hoping the first day I took off the site would be because I made a billion dollars on some internet scam that falls into my lap, giving me a really heave drug addiction on my self destructive billion dollar funded path…or…because I was fucking 9 hookers in a luxurious place.

Instead, it was because it was Christmas day, I was hungover and my obese wife needed to go to the hospital beause she thought she was having a heart attack from all the egg nog and cookies, see, she’s a
cookie monster…and I guess it wasn’t quite a Christmas miracle at all…because she didn’t die.

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I’m back now, for now, here’s some morning links as I catch up on celebrity assholes I actually fucking hate…in the depths of my broken soul…

Girls in Beanies…
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This Kid has a Terrifying Neck Talent
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Madonna’s Son Hates Her Because of Instagram
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Chrissy Teigen Promoting Her Pregnancy
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Khloe Kardashian Naked is Terrifying
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Annalynne McCord for Christmas….
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Some Dude Named Dalia Elliott Slutty
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Jennifer Lawrence Outs Brad Cooper Out for Being an Ass Sweater…
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This is What Happens When you Mix Coke and Bleach
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Girls in Lingerie…
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Zach Efron’s Mom Gets Him Penis Pasta…Because Even She Knows He’s a Faggot
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2015

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas…I’m drunk….fuck you.

I love you…Christmas…and the lonely girls you bring me….

The end is near…

Soon, it won’t be Christmas, but we will find something else to pollute our feeds with….

Shed a tear…or just drink…and here are some Christmas links…for Christmas…Links…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Robert Downey Jr – Pardoned….
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Some Barely Covered Whore
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Hot Girls in High Socks
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Jessica Alba – Tight Pants
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Romee Strijd Bikini Pics…
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Charlie Sheen is Going to Cure AIDS
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You Suck at Christmas…
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Big Titty Happy Holiday Videos
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Mika Van Winkle is a Hot Model
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Slut of the Day
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Dani THorne is a Whore
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Twerking Hard for You Video
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Man Faces Charges for His Marriage Proposal
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Fuller House Seems Terrible
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Looking Down Some Cameron Diaz Chick’s Shirt
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Emma Watson in a Skimpy Dress
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Polar Bears Playing in San Diego Snow
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Orangutan Builds a Hammock
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Casey Batchelor Swim Pic….
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Taco Shop Surveillance Video
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One of the Hottest Cam Girls Ever…
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Drugs or Person on Drugs of the Day
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Naked Performance Art
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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12 Days of Christmas Sluts
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Massive Tits in a CHeesy Xmas Photoshoot
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Slutty Tits for XMAS
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A Bunch of Porn
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ghetto Christmas Ass
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The Christmas Penis is Terrifying
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

24

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas Miracle Crop Top of the Day

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Here’s a fun candid photoshoot in front of the tree, like it was a cheesy family photo, of a cheesy family, trying to be cute and fun or funny on Christmas, if that family was a group of average girls, including the one on the right who looks like she fucks all of her BFF Bella Thorne’s groupies, in her exposed body suit wearing skin and a booty worth burying your face in, all giving support to their 40 year old friend, pretending to be a teen heart throb, because drinking coffee and bitching about their husbands with her 40 year old friends, all fat and depressed…is less convincing….so just borrow their kids for a pic, polarize the story, perpetuate the lie, and distract with tits…

Seriously…how is this girl not 40 years old? Thrown into the industry while trying to make her kids Disney stars only to get cast herself…it doesn’t make her a bad thing, I have nothing against 40 year olds who look like this, in fact I’d totally have skype sex or anal / vaginal sex with them if they get time away from the kids….

Either way, this has been her year, a Christmas Miracle….of what we can assume is Botox and implants…thanks to being from Florida and forced to maintain the lie…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Kendall Jenner Looks Like Caitlyn Jenner for Love Magazine of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the Christmas Eve girl for Love Magazine…because this has been her year, everyday is Christmas, because she gets hired despite there never being s a less talented, interesting, non-compelling, at least she’s skinny, but really when I saw her in person, next to an actual hot model chick, you realize the lie they are perpetuating with their media power, her friend, who was probably less of a fame whore than her and her family was actually hot, and not a weird mix of Khloe, Caitlyn and the whore wrangling mom…..

She’s in underwear making a fool of herself for this Christmas fashion video that isn’t even a good half naked girl doing nothing fashion video, but she does have skinny legs, and a powerful family even if it is a lame family pushing her and making this average as FIRE as they can get it…

Love Magazine ruined Christmas…..in their worst, bottom feeding, sloppy concept advent calendar production to date….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW|The Love Magazine

2015

24

Dec

Former Miss USA Kentucky Allie Leggett by Jonathan Leder of the Day

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Her name is Allie Leggett, and nothing says Christmas Miracle like this outtakes, and some official pics from her new book put out by friend and photography genius Jonathan Leder…

The Book is available HERE and is a great thing to own, because books are more fun to sleep with a cuddle with when you’re all alone in your shitty fucking life…a shitty fucking life made better with the work of people like Jonathan Leder who have the ability to get amazing shots of amazing girls who don’t give me the time of day, because like Miss Colombia and Miss Philippines, is all about the scandal via nudity…

I’m in love….

VIA Imperial Publishing

Posted in:Allie Leggett

2015

24

Dec

Drunk and High Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything. She’s been the constant Christmas Miracle in my life, solely based on the the fact that she exists, even if she doesn’t acknowledge me, is enough to keep me going, it’s an anything is possible, she’s some kind of words of wisdom, survivor, crazy person…and I find that inspiring…it’s like what should be institutionalized, masturbating on the bus to swim day at the institution, because chronic masturbation is all part of her disorder, or dead from the drugs and crazy, and not just on the inside thanks to her parents exploiting her…yet she keeps going..with her rich friends because she’s Lindsay Lohan….

There’s something really inspirational about seeing Lohan out partying…it feels like home for the fucking holidays…

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2015

24

Dec

Santa’s Twerkshop – Top Christmas Twerk Videos of the Day

I have no idea why I looked up Christmas Twerks on youtube, but I was curious to see whether they existed, and it turns out they do, or they did back in 2013 when Twerking was a thing, not that it was ever not a thing, girls shaking their ass is timeless, but for a minute and a half, it was everything…now it’s just…customary, standard, expected…..I figured you could bust out your Roll-Uh-Bowl , get “lit” (lol), and stare at these for hours…

Twerk Queen Louise

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Christmas Special…

Vida Guerra

The Music Video Twerk

Posted in:Christmas|SFW

2015

24

Dec

Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

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This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting..

“There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter…

Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places…

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