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2016

Jan

RIP David Bowie of the Day

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With the Golden Globes I refused to watch, because these idiots Hollywood types are already winning every fucking day, and don’t need further redundant awards…

But thanks to David Bowie, that was all overshadowed, because all the world really needs is an icon or legend to die on the day of some bullshit meaningless award show to divert attention.

RIP Motherfucker, the David Bowie edition….Let’s dance…

Modern Love…

Dancing in the Streets….

Heroes…

Changes….

Under Pressure with Freddie Mercury…

Space Oddity…

I mean his list of hits goes on and on…mainstream and obscure, queer and hetero..high concept before it had been done…media manipulating…genius..

He’s been married to Iman since 1992,

Rise #imandaily pic.twitter.com/GUZxpddfY4

— Iman Abdulmajid (@The_Real_IMAN) January 9, 2016

So here are some of her late 80s amazingness…by Peter Beard..because nothing says respect to a dead legend like posting his wife’s tits 30 years ago….

Speaking of David Bowie – Remember when Lori Maddox and Sable Starr (the inspiration of kate hudson’s character in almost famous) had a threesome with him when they were 13 and 14? Groupies….Right?
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2016

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My weekend is uneventful, seeing as I only leave my house to go to strip clubs to judge the strippers, fear my life from young gangsters, and watch girls sit on faces for 5 dollars a song….and acting like she was Britney Fucking Spears selling out an Arena…I dig it….but I didn’t pay her 40 dollars to “squirt” like I did with the last one…

But I guess it wasn’t uneventful in pop culture….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Girls in Red Lipstick…
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Lohan Gets Kicked Out of Bar After Spitting in Someones Fae
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Sean Penn Interviewing El Chapo Can’t be as Good as The Pic of them Together
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Japanese Beach Volleyball Player
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Proof George Lucas Ripped off 1955 Dam Buster
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Topless Poster of the Day
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Leo DiCaprio is Disgusted by Lady Gaga – FUNNY
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Ricky Gervais Shits on Ben Affleck’s Cheating – Matt Damon Laughs
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Watching a Guy Slipping on Ice
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Leo Pretneds he’s not Gay Acceptance Award
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Yo Ventura Ass
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Everyone is Loving Channing Tatum’s Hair…
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Big Dog Playing with a Baby
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Hot Selfies
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Some Whore Named Sarah Harris in a Bikini
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Best Compilation of Infomercial Fails
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Dov Charney is Trying to Save American Apparel
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2016

Jan

Help Dov Save American Apparel of the Day

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Here are 7 things you need to know about what’s going on with American Apparel.

1- Dov Charney created American Apparel with an idea, good styling and product, and business, from nothing to a billion dollar brand, only to have it taken away from him, illegally and unethically.

2- The Board and the Lenders created a smear campaign against Dov Charney, for crimes he was never charged of committing, because they just didn’t happen, in efforts to destroy his public image. Tried by the media, not by the courts. The Steven Avery in retail fast fashion…..

3- They fired Dov Charney by tricking him to vote for the very people who banded together to fire him hours before he got fired, because they wanted to trick him to get him out of power.

4- They decided to intentionally make bad business decisions, and file for bankruptcy, pretty much fucking over the entire list of shareholders, all in efforts to get Dov Charney – the major stakeholder – to lose his position and not get control of the company.

5- They filed for bankruptcy and in the bankruptcy hearing Dov, came to the table with a 200 million dollar investor, ready to cover all the debts the company has, as a solution to the fake problems they created, because finance people are scammers, remember, Wall Street people are scammers, just into getting themselves rich at the expense of the people.

6- His solution is the solution. It is his brand, he is passionate about his brand, and he wants to bring his brand back to a healthy place and make his shareholders their money back – and more importantly take it to the next level of innovation.

7- When he gets his company back, and he will be producing some amazing photoshoots, that basically paved the way for all these instagram whores / models, showing the world their nipples, and for that….he’s a revolutionary…we need to support.

Fuck These Finance people, this Wall Street bullshit, that work the grey area loop holes to fuck people out of their own creative projects, all for money and for greed, it’s evil, and it’s wrong.

I started a petition to save American Apparel…

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Here are some pics of American Apparel models…

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2016

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is not enough romance at strip clubs…

After being pitched by every stripper for a private dance, for the most part they were friendly, nice and a good time, but I knew they just wanted my money and I prefer when people realize I have no money, or more importantly to at least trick me with love, like all girls do….

So I told a stripper I didn’t want to give her money because she’s not an object to me and that she should ask me to go out for coffee, or on an adventure if she really wants to get to know me….and that if she just wants her tits grabbed for 10 dollars a song (that’s Canadian, not USD), to go ask other guys for dances to make money because I am not that guy. I like dating before fucking….

Then I told her to buy me things with that money…she said “what are you my pimp” and I said “no, I want you to adopt me and be my mom”…as she walked disturbed…Christians…I was I mouthed “mommy don’t go”

So I paid some fat Persian girl 40 dollars to squirt on the “erotic bed”…because I had to see the squirt show…which was essentially me paying a girl to pee on the “erotic bed”…and it was worth every dollar…as I tried not to get squirt on me / throw up…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…

Things That Bounce
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Bieber Tries to Vandalize Mayan RUins…
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Amber Valetta in a See Through Dress…
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Lady Gaga’s What the Fuck Magazine Cover
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Kayley Cuoco’s Dog Keeps Dying!
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Lambo VS Flood
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Emma Watson Stars a Feminist Book Club…
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Tila Tequila Is Still Internet Crazy
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The Worst Way a Stab Proof Vest is Defective
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Pregnant Chrissy Teigen Nipple
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The Delta Gamma Recruitment Video That’a Gone Viral
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Leo Gets Pussy Wet – Saying Women are the Most Persecuted People in the WOrld
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Butt on a Shelf is My Favorite
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Olivia Munn – Tits
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Charlie Sheen and Dr OZ Together
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Bella Hadid is Overrated and Working for Victoria’s Secret
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Kristen Steward Smile
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock – See Through Nipples
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Abbey Clancy – Nipple Peak
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Olivia Munn Tits
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Sarah Harris Cleavage in a Bikini
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Girls Getting Undressed – Solid Photo Project
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Bella Thorne Hot and Leaving Party
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Reaction to Darth Vader as Luke’s Father Video
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Paraguayan in a Bikini
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College Girls!
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Mylene Klass in a Bikini
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I fucking Hate Jimmy Fallon – Singing Billy Joel’s Beast of Burden
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Nikyee Heaton Ass in Pants…
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Hot Golf Pussy
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Gym Motivation
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Emma Roberts – Round Tits
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People Who Look Like Their Pets
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Parachuter Misses His Mark
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Some Whore
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Malin Akerman’s at an Event….
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Channing Tatum is Terrifying
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Hoverboard Fail – all Hoverboard Users Have!!
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Woman Used a Lighter While Filling Gas
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Hula Hoop Madness
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the Girl Who Will Squirt All Over YOur Grass
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Nurse Downblouse
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Marisa Papen Naked in Sand
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Random Tumblr Porn
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TOpless Stroll Through the Woods
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Some Sexy Asses
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AMateur Fail of the Day
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I think I Posted this Yesterday – Slut in Church
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Greek Cam Girls are BAD
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So Many Selfies of SLuts…Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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2016

Jan

Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

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Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned…

“Guys I have Lupus”….

“Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”…

“Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”…

“I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted.

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2016

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Red Thong of the Day

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Kylie Jenner disgusts me. She is just garbage, last week’s kitchen garbage, exploited at her expense to make the family money, and she’s managed to maintain the doughy Kardashian monster look, and she should be taken outback and shot, or maybe her plastic surgeon should, for fucking up a kid, but not nearly as much as her mom and transdad did….

Young people know who she is, care who she is and I guess lazy, young, possibly fake ass because her family needs a fat ass, her family loves plastic surgery and does everything for money, even on the white ones…to cash the fuck in…

Well she’s wearing a red thong, showing it off, to get her audience and the paparazzi excited, or maybe because she’s wearing one size too small on purpose as they are all calculated, contrived shit…shit that I guess is being contained on this pig with underwear…underwear you’d probably buy off ebay to sniff…to see what strand of AIDS TYGAs tranny fucking dick gave her…

She’s not hot, either is her underwear…

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2016

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Underwear Shot of the Day

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I’ve always known that the Entertainment industry was a fucking lie…and that Award shows were a fucking lie…and that it was just like one average sized high school, where there are a series of popular kids trying to get popular, and nerds whoring out and working with the popular kids to make them all money….and that anything from the Publicist, Agent, to the Brands and Ad Agencies…to the websites and media covering it…and the award shows celebrating it…were all in it together saying “how can the core 1000 of us, recruit another 100,000 people to work for us, and sell bullshit the the 350 million”…getting the core 1000 people very fucking rich…giving the other 100,000 people jobs…and making 350 million people mindless idiots, buying into bullshit, feeling inadequate about their lives…CLEVER..

So when Ashley Tisdale won Hottest Actress of the year…it was a turning point in my career as a blogger, where I decided to focus on how busted her face was and how not-hot she is…

But throughout that process I’ve said, her ugliness is her face, her body is fit and a fit body goes a long way, so when you get married, marry for fitness, because even when fit gets doughy, it’s still better than when DOUGHIER gets DOUGHIER…so in being fit…she’s always had a good ass…that she’s finally exploiting and using for her fans…good play..

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2016

Jan

Toni Garnn’s Topless Remnants of Leo’s Sperm Dick Binkini Pics of the Day

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach because she’s Euro, more specifically German, and I guess not a Nazi, even if her grandfather was, but it’s not her fault, it was what the cool kids in the 40s had no choice and you can’t hold it against them for it, especially since you racist wish there was a race war that involved you killing off anyone different than you..whether you’re white, hispanic or black…you all hate each other…don’t lie….you PC fucks…

Her claim to fame is that she’s been one of the many whore Leo has possibly had sex with, if he’s not gay, making her tainted with so many women before her…and I guess that’s not that hot, unless you’re a Leo fan and fantasize about tasting the pussy he fucked…while other pussy he’s fucked is smarter and booking movie deals…

VIA – REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

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I like Irina Shayk. I think she’s the perfect level of calculated, brilliant, Russian spy model…you know lacking a soul, out on a mission, all while having one of the best faces and bodies around…that A-Listers who aren’t Leo DiCaprio are fucking…and that will likely knock-up and get pregnant, because it’s security for a girl like this..who I believe will bounce back, because she’s like some kind of model wizard who made some kind of deal with the devil, or communist leader…to happen….

Seriously…what a solid fucking selife…it speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean…prostate…but that could just be the cancer.

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2016

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Acting of the Day

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I like to sum up Emmy Rossum’s acting with these pictures from the Shameless season premiere…a show that pretty much made her, and that I like to say was the lucky turning point for her, where she was so unemployed she was debating going into porn, so showing tits for a show with William Macy, seemed like a better option…but the reality is that she was probably rich, never had to work, which is why she was able to get to Hollywood and wait around until something like this came up…because acting is a rich person activity, that whole “risking everything to make it”…is just a storyline, all these idiots have parents or sugardaddys who were willing to pay their rent…

Either way, great acting job for an average at best, now famous and well paid person who has blocked me off social media possibly after telling me off…because these idiots also take themselves too seriously…it happens with being coddled spoiled pussies..who in this case aren’t showing their pussies…but tits count for something…

TO SEE HER BORING AND AVERAGE AND COVERED UP AT AN EVENT
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