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2023

12

Jul

Jennifer Garner Sexy in the Pool of the Day

Here’s some Jennifer Garner, who you may know as an uneventful actress, or as Ben Affleck’s biggest fucking fan, top Groupie, who stood by her man all those years because he’s Ben Affleck and she’s just Jennifer Garner…

She’s likely in her 50s by now and she’s committed to convincing us something that we already know with this photo series….and that is that NOT ALL BIKINI PICS ARE created equally..

She may want to go back to the drawing board, realize her mom ass is a celebrity and thus better than most asses her age, and since she hasn’t been a whore in her career like she was in the AFFLECK bedroom, now would be a good time to start…even if it’s too late…it’d be more fun than this..

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2023

12

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls are either dumpy, lazy, ghetto, trashy, down to earth hippies being all BOHO in their Tie Dye, and here’s a mix of a wide variety of them to celebrate that weed culture, which is a thing because weed smokers are lame and try to go over the top with their love for the herb by over promoting it in all aspects of their life, which is apparently less annoying on a half naked chick being a pervert than on some punk kid in his weed hat, shirt, pants and necklace smoking his weed on the streets now that it’s legal…

I think I had more respect for weed smokers when it was illegal, because weed smokers now are just mainstream and hive mind retards, but if they get naked, it’s a little more appealing since they are naked….funny how that works.

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2023

12

Jul

Cara Delevingne Leaks Ashley Benson Nudes of the Day

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I don’t know if I am going to get sued for posting these Cara Delevingne pics, but that’s the nice thing about making no money and having nothing to lose I guess….

It is quite possible that these aren’t even Ashley Benson’s rocking tits with Cara Delevingne, but rather DEEP FAKES, AI, or look-a-like lesbians….

I like to think it’s more exploitive and bitter, because I see so many lesbians in a given day, it’s a trend now, and they all give me dirty looks when I smile at them, because I am a man, or because they are angry….never have a met a happy lesbian….

Maybe Cara in one of her mental breaks after hearing Benson moved back to cock and got hotter, is now engaged to be married to the cock, which is a billionaire’s cock…..was like “I am going to expose you if you don’t pay up”….

Whatever it is, it’s a pretty asshole move by the actor playing Delevigne because clearly the actress playing Benson in these pics is being shot against her will by a creeper….and sometimes creeper pics are the best pics…

In conclusion, Ashley Benson’s good but lesbianism is bad.

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2023

12

Jul

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, it’s summertime sadness out there, and you can actually see non stop pussy wedgies in person, in human form, by pretty hot chicks that are wondering the streets with their pussy eating up their shorts like a fat bitch at the all-inclusive resort, just aggressively as fuck that it’s ALMOST gross…

I mean just today, when delaying my antics on this internet website machine, I saw at least 3 solid pussy wedgies, some fatter lipped than the next, all in bike shorts, or those dumb wrestling outfits, all worthy of jerking off to, because sometimes the pussy wedgie is more appealing than the pussy itself…

We had a fatty in shorts to small, a skinny in shorts to small, a curvy in the right way with shorts to small…ultimately, the common thread was shorts to small and this is a taste of the pussy wedgie, but if you’re smart, get outside and get an actual taste of a pussy wedgie by licking any seats the pussy wedgie may find themselves seated on!

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2023

12

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….supported by PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE….for inclusivity.

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2023

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Bitches love boats….

As the world collapses before our very eyes because the hive mind is real, especially for most women, they just can’t break free from the claws of wanting to be on trend, wanting to fit in, so whatever insanity being pushed on us is being eaten up, repackaged, resold to other bitches and it’s actually terrifying….

You see, the hive mind is less annoying when it comes to braless girls in sheer tops being trendy, or tight pants, or posting nudes on the internet….or fucking random dudes because they are empty on the inside….

But when it comes to insanity like defending some groupie try hard poser who was using a fat celeb only to have it backfire, so she used him harder on some MeToo shit that women swarm to….or all that feminist man hating shit….leaving all these women lesbians, angry fucking lesbians, who miserably walk around hating everything because their anti-depressants don’t work, and because they don’t get dick but they were SOLD on the idea and committed to it….or when it comes to people castrating themselves, looking like absolute freaks, and having experts tell you it’s normal or that they are ACTUAL women who you must fuck or you’re transphobic and a fagoot, it’s like “Who the fuck are these demons, get the fuck out of here”…..or when you see a Mel Gibson movie go viral about Human Trafficking and the media call it a Fantasy by Q.Anon, like dismissing Human Trafficking, even if it’s not real, writing it off seems fucking weird, almost like they are defending it….or when you see a black chick talk about WHITE demons being disgusting because they are white, only to have a white boyfriend, and STILL be taken seriously by the HIVE Mind…

Man, it’s fucking weird out there, but like GRANNY always said, nothing heals better than a good blow job, a blow job cures all woes…before pulling out her dick and #metoo-ing me…..

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2023

11

Jul

Leni Klum Titty Grab of the Day

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Leni Klum is the Heidi Klum offspring, prodigy, born to be great set of great tits, who is well aware of her marketable titty assets, thanks to her mommy knowing to exploit them as hard as she can, as fast as she can, because every time someone gets off to the hot daughter’s tits, it makes momma Heidi a little more relevant, even while she slowly rots away, thanks to people knowing those tits came out of Heidi’s KUNT (german for cunt) and that Heidi is still hot enough to join in as the MILF in the mommy/daughter fetish….

Point of the story, I like with Heidi Klum created, groomed, crafted and is currently selling to us. Nazi Eugenics for yet another win.

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2023

11

Jul

Lili Reinhart Fat in Mexico of the Day

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If you didn’t hate dumpy Betty from Riverdale, who is too fat to be on TV, yet they put her on TV anyway, because I guess they don’t have any fucking standards anymore, or maybe they need to feel like the fat girls feel as though they are represented on TV, you know we are a pussy society who don’t understand that there are two tiers of people, us and them, and let them be better looking than us, to make it more acceptable being forced to be us and not them….it’s simple fucking logic….that everyone’s lost touch of because despite still being us, these assholes think they are them, and want to be them, and need THEM to look like us, otherwise they shut down and don’t buy the products they are selling or lies they are pushing!

Hive mind shit…

If you like dumpy bitches who have their guts hanging over their bikini tops that might as well be pulled up to their titties, you know fat chick bikini, here you go.

If you want a reminder that she’s on the HIVE mind shit, in the “Them” Category, she’s propagandizing some book….LOOK at the Title….it reads “a feminist guide to taking back the English Language”….get the fuck out of here bro, the first thing these fuckers do is take away the language, then they take your freedom….IT is already happening and the clowns on the TV are part of the problem being the messengers who amplify this shit…

Less feminism, more diet…

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Posted in:Lili Reinhart

2023

11

Jul

Jenna Ortega Bikini Top of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is a superstar, over hyped, came from no where celebrity thanks to Wednesday….and she’s part of the Tiny Titty Tuesday club which I appreciate.

I do not find her all that compelling of a star, with her ceiling eyes and weird face, but I don’t make the stars, I don’t create the trends, I just try to embarrassingly jerk off to them…

That’s all I have to say about this bikini pic….

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2023

11

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As great as a set of sloppy tits suffocating a motherfucker as they bounce of your chin can be…..the more manageable, tiny titties can be fun too….

I am a firm believer in the natural tit being a wonderful tit and altering the tit may be good in pictures if the job was well done, but it’s fake shit in a fake world of fake people chasing fake dreams and pushing fake news with no real identities, just fucking fake….I like authenticity…

I’m also perverted enough to go “awwwww tits” when I see tits, without doing a flowchart and excel spreadsheet on what would make the tit better, because that’s what losers who don’t get tits do from their nerd stations….

So as a pro natural tit, I am by default a pro tiny tit, and in a lot of cases, the tiny tits are just built so much better than the giant tit, and their foundation, the host body, is often tighter and more desirable….

So tiny tits out there, show me your tits, I am your ally.

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