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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2015

Dec

Drones Performing Swan Lake of the Day

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I don’t know what you know about Ballet, or if you’re the culturally connected person who is into the artform and really breaks down at the beauty of how fluid and artistic this normally Russian communist trained to be the best dancers, forced to be skinny girls are…..

But Swan Lakes, not the Nutcracker, at least not for Christmas, but Swan Lake is being performed by dancers, strategically blocked out by drones, in what is really interesting to look at, because I like all things naked, as long as it’s not me or my wife naked, but it can be pretty much anyone else naked….even when I can’t see the spread, dancing, pussy…because I know a dancer’s body is nimble, agile, lean and so good at riding cock…and in this porn up, throat fucking world….it is a nice change of pace…

So get some culture in your life, but trying to jerk off to this mainly dude ass choreography..

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2015

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Bare Booty of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day the girl who got on Diddy’s show and had sex with Diddy despite being married or at least with the mother of his twins…in what was a little thick white girl trying to get some security in her celebrity that was barely celebrity…by getting that payroll for life these sugar babies pull off in their sugary babying if they play it smart…but instead her band created by Diddy pretty much fell apart and so did Aubrey O’Day…as she got fatter and fatter…hoping to get more and more famous in the hip hop world…as hip hop love fat white chicks who look and dance like sex workers…only for some reason it didn’t really go anywhere for her….

So she got into fitness, worked out hard, got fit as fuck…and people still didn’t care about her….so in fame whoring as fame whores who were once always talked about do….so put on her bare ass pants…clever…

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2015

Dec

Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

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It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective….

I was with a couple old fags, you know the bitter 50 year old drunk, coked up queens who hate the new generation homo as much as you do, because they didn’t have to get gay bashed to enter their little sexual deviant club…and they were shitting on TRANS more than TRANS people probably let straight married guys shit on them…since TRANS porn is the highest selling category in porn…to straight people…because you’re all a bunch of faggots..

That said, this Karreuche Tran is not necessarily a trans, she could be, black rappers fucking love chicks with dicks, because they can beat them up without the backlash like they had with Rihanna…”This one’s a dude, I swear”…You see what I did there…

But she is in a bikini, like TRANS want so bad to make happen, and her name is TRAN, and the only person who’s last name I knew that was TRAN was Vietnamese, and Vietnam is the hub for Lady Boys and sex tourism…making it all make fucking sense..

Don’t doubt my fucking logic assholes…here she is in a BIkini

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2015

Dec

Sophie Simmons Grabs Huge Tits of the Day

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I guess Sophie Simmons is one of those dying for Attentiom, probably doesn’t have real friends, is neglected by her father who is too into his business and her mother who is too into her own existence as a Hollywood mom…because she hires people to take pictures of her in erotic enough settings…and there’s always something weird about a chubby trust fund girl paying photographers to take slutty pics of her…it’s even a little desperate…

But I guess not as desperate as posting topless, or semi topless, slutty instagram whoring pics to the internet…in her quest to figure out her purpose and existence in the world knowing she never has to work…her dad, Gene Simmons is practically a billionaire….that makes her an heir to that…

Apparently, she’s going to acting classes, she was already on TV once before being forgotten, so it’s only natural for an LA kid to value fame as something that can’t be bought, when everything else can, even though fame can be bought…and really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but their heads are so up their own asses..they don’t realize that…and I guess since her tits are the size of my head…I’ll encourage it…even though I never really cared for KISS…but I could still let KISS’s sperm’s creation KISS up on my dick in pics..I’m easy like that. I’m such a whore…

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2015

Dec

Demi Lovato in Sex of the Day

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Here’s a Youtube video featuring pictures of Demi Lovato and her boyfriend Fes from That 70s show making out in St Barths as people do for the paparazzi when they want to be talked about…

I don’t know why they want to be talked about, or maybe it’s just Demi Lovato trying to promote her thick body and celebrate it in a “Look, I can keep my man, despite being fat”…because she’s like a lesbian and he’s like a homo and the two combined probably fuck everyone..why else would they keep this alive…

I don’t like or care about Demi Lovato…I couldn’t tell you one of her J.Lo inspired “Cater to latinas and fat chick because they are loyal and it means you don’t have to work out”…songs…

But they exist…and she makes bank…so YAY!…

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2015

Dec

Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

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It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s….

Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not…

But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it…

And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way….

Good times, but irrelevant times.

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2015

Dec

Creeper Touches Woman’s Breast on Bus and Other Videos of the Day

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Jealous Girl Pushes Hot Asian Dancers

Santa Parachute Fail

Solid Car Security System

Hero Saves a Kid’s Life

Accident on Live News

Man Gets Beat for his iPHone

Cop Shoots a Woman in Front of her Kid – While Trying to SHoot her Dog

Old Man Beating on a Woman

Guy Gets Beat at the Pool for Punching a Pregnant Woman

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Most people with jobs are on holiday now, so they are with family, cutting down Christmas trees, eating cookies, getting fatter, fucking relatives, being molested or doing the molesting, hating each other, fighting with each other, repressing childhood memories….maybe they are skating or skiing or snowshoeing….but I assume you don’t work, because I don’t work…so we’re here…hi…I hate you more than your family does you shunned loser no one cares about…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning..

Thigh Gaps! For Christmas….
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ALyssa Milano is Turning Into Kris Jenner
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Demi Lovato in a Bikini
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First Fat Chick to Do Penthouse…and She’s VILE….
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Porn Stars Read “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” – PS – I made this video
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Amanda Seyfried in Lingerie…
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Darth Santa!
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Nicki Minaj Performed for a Dictator
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The Miss Universe Winner Scandal Video
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Sara Underwood’s Slutty Shoot
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Heavy Metal Star Wars Theme…
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Bella Thorne Looks Good
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American’s Try Norwegian Food
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Karreuche Tran in a Bikini
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2015

Dec

FYI – Trump Owns 100% of Miss Universe Even if he Sold it of the Day

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Everyone says Trump sold Miss Universe, but even if he did, his name is so engrained in Miss Universe that he is still Miss Universe and if you don’t believe me – just look at his hair…

That said, I am amazed people still have cable, I am amazed those who have cable watch miss universe, seriously, How is Miss Universe a thing… I just assumed Miss Universe didn’t exist anymore and all the cheesy bitches with their stupid poses turned pageants into instagram modeling…..

I am amazed those who watch miss universe don’t know the runner up is always named first….I am amazed people care even if the wrong person is named…

Who watches these cheesy Sofia Vergara looking bitches with too much make-up and tacky dresses, looking like they are going to shitty prom, while doing silly bikini wearing walks and poses that make me want to punch a bitch in the face, but remember she’s probably paid for by drug Cartels…I’m talking to you Colombia…

What i am most amazed by is that you all forget Trump owns miss universe, 100 percent of miss universe, it was dropped by NBC in September, and he is using steve Harvey as a “Watch miss universe go viral.”

To believe this was a fuck up, to share it and laugh about it is to support and talk about Trump and his ventures….not that I care if you support Trump or not, he’s hilarious…

Just don’t believe the Internet or tv…every fame whore fighting for attention…some fame whores for presidency…naming the wrong winner is such an easy play…make the black guy do your dirty work.

Trump is miss universe…even if he says he isn’t…and if Trump is involved you know it’s a sensationalized way to get in the media…and people buy into it…MEANING…if you’re this easy to manipulate

I guess I am missing the point, and that is seeing girls who think they are hot, get that torn out of their hands, or in this case off their heads…and it’s so good…I am just sad it didn’t start a riot…from the Colombian camp….they’re a passionate people….

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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today is a lot of people’s last day of work….they have the week off before Christmas….

My last day of work was around this time back in 2005.

Dreams do come true…if your dream is to be unemployed, broke, dependant on your wife to pay the rent with her disability check, while spending at least an hour a day talking shit on models and actresses…..

Lower the price of those dreams and making them a reality is pretty easy.

Here are some steplinks. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night……oh right we’ve still got a week…crash holiday parties – fuck bitches…

Girls Bending Erotically
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Audrina Patridge is Knocked Up and it is Part of a Pregnancy Test Campaign that is CLICK HERE

Cara Delevingne in a Dress…
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Hailey Steinfeld is a Flat Ass Pantsless Singer
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Hacker Builds Self Driving Car
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Glamour Model Abigail Ratchford’s Tits on the Red Carpet
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Hailey Baldwin is Boring and Short
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Azaelia Banks Bits a Bouncer’s Tit
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Happy Christmas from Bikini Wearing Liz Hurley
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Hot Rugby Wife of the Day
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Mirror Selfies…of Babes
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Mariah Carey in a Tight White Dress
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Gia Genevieve has Big Tits
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Elle Brittain Has Big Tits
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Lindsay Lohan See Through
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Madonna is a Whore
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Fat Ass Demi Lovato in a Bikini Bottom
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Jennifer Aniston is Old
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Fit as Fuck Girls…
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British Weather Report with Star Wars Puns
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Arianny Celeste’s Big Caged Tits
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Some Fame Whore in Lingerie in Public for PETA – Named Ashley James
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Kristen Stewart – Tight Jeans
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Selena Gomez’s Bikini Selfie in Case You Missed It
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Some Slut You’ve Never Heard of Because She’s Mail Order in a Bikini in Miami
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Avril Lavingne in a Onsey with a New Chad Kroeger
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Miss Universe Bikini Prelims
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Olivia Wilde – Bikiis
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Nicole Scherzinger Slutty in London
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The Humman Barbie Doll is Out and About
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Phoebe Price’s Nipple
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Ciara Big Cleavage
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The Royals and Their Suburban Middle CLass Christmas card
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Can You Identify the Top Searched Porn Stars of 2015
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GIFT YOUR STONER FRIENDS WITH THIS BONG
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Mystery Illness Linked to Moldy Breast Implants…
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Sexy Japanese Egg Swap…What?
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Some Busty Housewife Slut
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Chick Birthing a Beer Can – Like Audrina Patridge
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Hulla Hippie Weirdness
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Some Chick and Her Huge Tits
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It’s always the right time to Scissor!
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Revisit Whitney Wisconsin the Dog Fucker Retrospective
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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