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2015

11

Dec

Amy Adams Butt Shot of the Day

Amy Adams, the Academy Award nominated and possibly winning actress I couldn’t point out of a line-up, unless she was the only redhead, because like black people, redheads all look the same…or maybe because I don’t actually care about 40 year old actors whether they win awards or not…she just doesn’t give me a boner…even when looking at her ass…she’s just fucking average at best…

I’m not hating because I find red or orange pubic hair disgusting, I’ll admit in the 80s I did, I’d gag when thinking about it…as the weird redhead would ask me to eat her out…but in my old age….in an era of bald pussy…I’m like BRING IT…it’s something different…

I just find her…uneventful, even with botty flashing for the paparazzi…

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2015

11

Dec

Olympic Dream McKayla Maroney’s Vagina in Shorts of the Day

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Here’s your McKayla Maroney, American Hero, Gold Medal Winner…who was 16 at the time she won, and now probably pushing 20, but who spent those 2 years of famous and underage…being as slutty while innocent as possible…to not lose any endorsement deals…or to offend the Olympic team…all while speaking directly to her fans…a gang of middle age Olympic watching perverts who liked her youthful leotard clad body and it’s flexibility…

I’ve heard stories that all these obscure sports leagues, like Gymnastics, or swim team, or figure skating…you know the not PRO sports have a small group or scene that all fuck each other…because they are so embedded in it…and constantly see the same characters and stay at the same shitty hotels thanks to their parents forcing them into this…thanks to seeing talent and Milking it hard…

So she knows whats up…while I try to know what her vagina looks like…because I’m as perverted as you…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2015

11

Dec

The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day

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The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy…

I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny….

The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat..

But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated…

So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t..

With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day

And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day

That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day…

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day

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i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing..

Doesn’t matter…

What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot…

Good enough for me.

Posted in:Fashion

2015

11

Dec

Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more….

It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told…

So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients…

Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on…

Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense…

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2015

11

Dec

Gisele Bundchen Talks About Herself for Chanel of the Day

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Ex Victoria’s Secret model and Athlete Wife made something like 6 million dollars last year and notfrom being on payroll from her husband, you know sugar babying, and not from stock options in Victoria’s Secret, and not from the Brazilian tranny sex trade, but rather from working for Chanel pretending to surf in a video…that went extremely viral and not because her face is hard and looks like Celine Dion..but because when you spend 6 million dollars on something – it better fucking go viral…

I guess this is the follow-up, the last line item in her talent contract and obligations to get that final check…and it’s pretty fucking lame…

It’s her talking about herself, someone no one gives a fuck about, I mean do Chanel shoppers aspire to live the Gisele life, she’s not even Glamour, she’s a panty model…it’s just fucking weird…but if you’re like me, you appreciate listening to these models talk about themselves, because it reminds you why you hate them…

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Elle Brittain by Cameron Hammond of the Day

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Elle Brittain is amazing, and not just because she got mad at me for doing a post on her declaring my love for the world of low level instagram models…because it allows people like me to find gems like this…which I think was pretty nice of me..it’s saying “Hey check out Elle Brittain, she’s a fucking nobody, but she gets naked for free and may become a somebody, because she’s fucking hot”….right…

I probably went into a bit more detail about how I wanted to taste her unshowered asshole, as I do…but I just see that as flirting…with no need to get mad…we’re all in this together and let’s do this together…you know a rat race where the odds are against us…or at least let me watch while you do it…because I’m lazy….

The point of the story is that I want to eat her unshowered ass, because she’s perfect, going places, the next Emrata, which isn’t saying much more than “she has good tits and really doesn’t need any talent beyond that…because the world likes good tits…”…

I love Elle Brittain…and I don’t care how much she hates me….I want to be the Monkey on her Shoulder…or eating her ass while she’s sleeping…cuz that’s the only way I’ll really ever feel or find love…

Posted in:Elle Brittain|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Love Magazine Advent Calendar Star of the Day

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So Love Magazine’s Christmas Advent Calendar that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas because Christmas is a dated, Christian based holiday and if you’re white and Christian in this world you don’t matter, you’re just a fucking racist…mainstream fuck…when everyone knows it’s way more hip to participate in more obscure and politically correct holidays…like the Winter Solstice…connecting to our Pagan roots…

Day 11, for December 11, much like the chocolate you used to pull out of your cardboard Advent Calendar, celebrating 2 weeks until Christmas….is Alessandra Ambrosio in an American Bikini, rolling around on an American Flag…as a Brazilian model…for a British magazine…because America is what made this bitch matter…or at least afford the life of luxury through her modeling / sugar babying..

She looks fine, it’s hard to get excited by this kind of thing…but it’s here…so watch it….

Via LOVE MAGAZINE

Ambrosio was also at some event, because this video was probably shot months ago, and she was showing off her tit, so that happened…and you can see the rest of the pics… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Love Magazine|SFW

2015

11

Dec

Naked Woman Climbing on Cars and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Filming Up Women SKirts

Chef Hacks His Female Co Worker…What The Fuck

Aboriginal Fighting

Guys Beat Gas Station Clerk

Truck VS Train

Female Store Worker Deals with a dude

Crazy Guy Dangling from Crane

Walmart Shopper Tries to Steal Police Cruiser

Weird Insurance Scam Fail

Roof Collapse!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

11

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night…wasn’t getting drunk and eating burgers at 4 am with 3 20 year old models with huge tits I met on tinder….you know babes who wanted me to eat their burgers while they ate each other’s burgers and by burgers I mean burgers..not the vagina kind…but the burger kind…perverts..

The highlight of my night was that my wife wasn’t snoring when I got home, and she always snores…making me think she was dead and I was free….but I’m not that lucky…it was just a 50 second apnea bout…

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Bella Haadid for The Weeknd
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El Chapo VS ISIS
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Rugged Bitch Named Frenchy Topless…
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Paige Elkington is Naked for Purple Magazine
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Condom Challenge in Slow Motion!
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Reese Witherspoon on a Jog
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Mirror Selfies…
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Patrick Stewart’s Stomach
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French Canadian Slut of the Day
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Historical Myths People Still Believe
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