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2015

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls are so quick to get mad at you for even suggesting punching them in the face…because “abuse towards women”….

But they are so quit to punch you in the face for suggesting punching them in the face…because “equality”…

I say, if you want to get paid the same for a job, you’ve gotta be able to physically win a fight for the job…without handicapping anyone…because “we’re all humans”…

Right?

It’s only fail…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lea Michele and Her Slippy Dude Cleavage
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Fit Girls..
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Shanina Shayk in Bathing Suits…
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Women in Activewear that Don’t Do Active things…
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Angry Birds Has a Movie Trailer…
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The Dog Train…
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Some Fake Model Posing with Water…because They are basic
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Josh Brolin VS Ryan Gosling..
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Learn the Most Useless Information about the Retractable Pen….because I hate you…
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2015

24

Sep

Ali Landry’s Double Homicide of the Day

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In Mexico is amazing, let’s go to TULUM with all the celebrities and sit by the Mayan Ruins in a 5 star hotel news…or Cancun with all the drunk college pussy during Spring Break….

Ali Landry, the Doritos Girl from the 90’s, had a pretty serious Mexican Crime Ring tragedy this month, when her Mexican husband named Alejandro Gomez Monteverde’s father and brother were kidnapped outside of their home on Sept. 4….and were found dead this past weekend due critical head wounds….even after ransom was paid…

That’s pretty fucking insane…as insane as it gets…that’s why I say you should keep your Mexican as food on your plate or as a chambermaid in your hotel…right?

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2015

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was a feminist last night…

I went to my TWITTER and joined a feminist movement that I guess was against planned parenthood and their funding cuts..because I support abortion, even though abortions are legal in Canada, as they should be….

So I was #sharemyabortion

All this to say Pumpkin Spice stole all of Apple Spice’s glory…OMG, I can’t even. Fuck You. Literally. I can’t.

HERE ARE STEPLINKS….

Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn…The Man Who Settled Brooklyn…
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So Much Booty
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Lindsay Pelas has Massive Tits
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Iggy Azealia Banks Has Gay Employees So She Can Call People Faggots…
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There is a J.Lo Sex Tape
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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Like Caitlin Jenner
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Victoria Beckham!
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Kendall Jenner in SPorts Bra
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1 Million Moms Wants to Shut Down Muppet Show
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Maria Fowler Nipples…
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Charli XCX at some Bikini Pool Party…
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Slut of the Day
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So Many Side Boobs…
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Emma Roberts at some Premiere
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I would Eat POSH’s Piss Stain
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Tiger Lily Hutchence NIPPLE FLash
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Rachel Bilson is a Babe….
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Sports Teams GIrls…
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Some Chick with a No Panty Upskirt
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Funny Sailor…
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Bella Hadid Fucks Big Black Dick
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Workout Shorts
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Kylie Jenner Ass in a Bikini Face Tuned
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Black Guys….Have “Bigger Dicks”….
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Cara Delevingne Upskirt…
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Abigail Ratchford has Massive Tits
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Farrah Abraham has a New Sex Doll…
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Daisy Lowe is Getting Fat
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Amy Poehler is SIngle..Who Cares
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Sky Diver Solves Rubiks Cube….as Falling….
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Tits in a Hammock
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Cam Girl Of The Day
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Water Balloons and Topless Models…
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Vintage Jackie Kennedy Nudes
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Kayden Kross Strips…
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EYE PUSSY
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Naked Russian Throws Tires…
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

23

Sep

Posh Spice Pissed her Pants of the Day

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I guess…Victoria Beckham pissed her pants. I guess that’s a symptom of menopause, but I’m not a doctor, if I was I wouldn’t be trying to jerk off to this as I write nonsense about it, but rather, I’d be fucking gold digging bitches who love doctors, so I can’t be too sure…

Is it a spilled drink, is it a squirt of excitement, because she’s married to Beckham and even when he cheats on her her panties cream, is she just so weak from not eating that she’s lost control of her bladder….or did she bang herself out in the bathroom..

We’ll just never know, but we don’t need to know anything, a picture shows whatever you want to see…deep…but never deep enough..just ask anyone I’ve fucked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Sep

Catherine McNeil Full Frontal in Zoo Magazine #48 Bryan Adams of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know or care….Bryan Adams, along with being a massive singing sensation from Canada, and really internationally, is also a creeper photographer who takes pics of babes for magazines and art galleries because he can…it’s like what else are you going to do sitting on your pile of money from commercial success…and the models you’re fucking and have nothing in common too relate to them on…it’s like they’re only there for the rockstar cock, and you’re only there for the model pussy…”Let’s shoot”…

I like to think some of his best work is:

But this Catherine McNeil, and Australian..she’s 23, she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…but I like to think it comes from a darker child molestation by Roman Polanski place…or if as a solid excuse for calling people faggots…”It’s ok, I fuck chicks, I get faggotism”….

Here’s the pics..

You can check out his photography HERE

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2015

23

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Rock the VOTE is the LOL of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve heard Kendall Jenner speak….and it was hilarious….the idea of Kendall Jenner, a high school drop out who chose to be a model because her family could buy her a modeling career instead of getting an education, tell the history of anything, especially something so iconic for the feminist movement, while her entire existence is based on objectifying women, in theory by exposing them in porn, even though they were the one behind it, and I guess were empowered to created this existence for their entire family…like some kind of feminist leader that should encourage all other girls to fuck in video in hopes to get famous…because it may seem vapid and anti-feminist, but it’s so fabulous or some shit..

What a joke…Kendall being the voice of anything but how to buy modeling contract due to instagram following…make zero fucking sense and is just her being a puppet to someone else’s agenda…I’m thinking Trump…because her dad’s a republican and because reality show stars need to stick together…

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2015

23

Sep

Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar…

I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it…

Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that…

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2015

23

Sep

Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits….

Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson…

I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits…

Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating…

But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits..

TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Sep

Kendall Morgan is the Cam Girl of the Day

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Kendall Morgan is a Cam girl at CAMWITHHER.COM….She’s also a writer…who writes about sexy things like wanting to fuck her teacher….

And today, she’s our cam girl of the day…partially because we like girls who know how to write, but more importantly, we like girls who are exhibitionists and let us watch them naked and masturbating…it’s the nice thing about this sexual, sexy, porn and pervert culture….back in the day, or sexual desires, our jerking off and a girl’s willingness to get naked for those things…would all be deemed evil…

But now, girls everywhere, I’m talking college girls I know, feminists, aspiring models, instagram models, girls who just want to smoke weed and hang out, girls who want extra money for an expensive purse, every fucking girl wants to be a cam girl…and it’s a glorious turn of events…it’s more interesting than INSTAGRAM or other social networks..it’s more fun…it’s DIY sexting to a bigger audience and I encourage EVERY Girl to get on board….like Kendall Morgan already knows….amazing…

TO READ HER ARTICLE ON WANTING TO BANG HER TEACHER BECAUSE SHE’S A SAPIOSEXUAL CLICK HERE

TO SEE KENDALL ON HER CAM SITE CLICK HERE

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2015

23

Sep

Nicki Minaj and her GQ Tease that’s Not a Tease Continues of the Day

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I think it is safe to say….Nicki Minaj is garbage…

This shoot, also by Ellen Von Unwerth, see previous post, featured the garbage, fake as fuck, pop star from acting school who was manufactured into this Lil Kim puppet, who get’s paid…and her boyfriend, baby daddy, Drake lover who I guess she roped into bullshit “hip hop beef”…because it’s good for business…and makes the media talk about them…like smoke signals in a “Look at me, I’m over here”…amongst all the noise….enough to get them in a magazine, where Meek leverages the pussy he fucks to more visibility on some K-Fed shit…while the pussy he fucks is just some broken pop star who I am sure is very insecure and fears losing what she’s been given..

The whole thing dumb, sensationalized, over-hyped crap, but a half naked Nicki Minaj is alway a good laugh…it just needs to be less of a fashion shoot and more of a sex tape…I am sure it’ll happen in her lifetime, she is that level deseperate….fake tits, fake ass, instagram garbage with a record deal who shouldn’t exist, but does…

VIA CLICK HERE

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